Chapter 1236 Three Doors

The three people slowly got up, and they were all surprised by the changes in the surrounding environment.

Long Aotian looked around and saw that the alley was no longer the same as before.

Everywhere there are... strange walls that are hard to describe in words.

Lu Chengwen looked around, biting his lip, and a familiar memory came to his mind.

Zhao Ritian got up and said with difficulty: "Fuck, I'm going to fight you two today! The God of Benevolence..."

"Sh-!"

Lu Chengwen glared at him and signaled him to be silent.

Zhao Ritian kept silent obediently for a long time: "What are you talking about? What are you talking about?"

Lu Chengwen looked at him: "Don't you find something wrong with the situation here?"

Zhao Ritian looked around: "Where is this?"

The three people groped forward for a while and saw three small doors. There were two statues standing in the middle of the three small doors.

A dragon statue and an ape statue.

Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian both remembered some not-so-good things, shook their heads, and said to themselves:

Sure enough, it is a secret realm.

Zhao Ritian walked over: "Damn! These two statues are so ugly!"

Zhao Ritian looked up and down at the ape statue and patted it. The dragon statue next to him opened his eyes and looked at Zhao Ritian with a look of displeasure.

Zhao Ritian smiled, walked up to the dragon statue, walked around, and kicked the dragon statue's calves from behind: "Whose dragon has long legs? It's so awkward!"

The ape statue opened its eyes and looked at Zhao Ritian with hatred.

Long Aotian and Lu Chengwen shook their heads silently, neither of them reminded Zhao Ritian.

Because they all know that someone is going to be unlucky here.

Zhao Ritian turned around and stood between the two statues: "Hey, have you two seen such an ugly thing in your lives?"

Long Aotian looked away. Lu Chengwen lowered his head, took out a pack of cigarettes, and handed one to Long Aotian. The two of them smoked and chatted.

"Eldest brother, how are you doing recently?"

"It's okay, it's okay. How about you, your business has been good recently?"

"Just deal with it. It's hard to do anything these days. Hey, your clothes look pretty!"

"Work clothes, aren't you wearing this too?"

"Oh, that's right too..."

Zhao Ritian looked at them: "Are you two sick? Do you think we can still go out?"

Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian blew out smoke rings, looked at Zhao Ritian, and said together: "It depends on the chance, not necessarily."

Zhao Ritian put his arm on the shoulder of the ape statue and made a scissor hand gesture: "Hey, give me a shot!"

The ape looked at him: "Don't you think I'm ugly?"

Zhao Ritian looked back and said, "It's very ugly. I will say the same thing even if you are unhappy."

Then he continued to pose: "Take a picture of me."

Then suddenly something felt wrong and he looked back at the ape statue.

The stone eyes of the ape statue looked at Zhao Ritian as if they had souls.

Zhao Ritian panicked.

He quickly took off his arm and took two steps back: "Hold the grass..."

The ape shook his head from side to side and looked at Zhao Ritian: "New here?"

Zhao Ritian was shocked: "You can talk!?"

The ape statue said: "Yes. Are you unhappy?"

Zhao Ritian shook his head: "Wow, I will definitely sell you for a lot of money if I move you out."

The dragon statue is behind him: "You stepped on my foot."

"Holy shit!"

Zhao Ritian jumped up and turned around to look at the dragon statue: "You can talk too!?"

Long Xiang said with a straight face: "If you say he is ugly, you are honest. If you say I am ugly, do you deserve a beating?"

Zhao Ritian was almost crying: "Actually, you are uglier than him!"

Long Xiang looked at Zhao Ritian: "What's your name?"

"Zhao Ritian."

"Ah?" Long Xiang was stunned for a moment: "Okay, you are new here, you can ask three questions. We will answer you for all questions."

Zhao Ritian said: "Where is this?"

"Bingzhou Secret Realm."

Zhao Ritian asked the second question: "What is the secret place?"

The ape statue said: "Back then, the twelve ancient primitive gods sealed their artifacts in the secret realm, waiting for the destined people in future generations to come to open the secret realm, obtain the artifacts, and fight against the catastrophe."

Zhao Ritian asked the third question: "Do you two have penises?"

The dragon statue and the ape statue were stunned at the same time, and then fell into silence.

Zhao Ritian lowered his head and looked at the crotch of the ape statue.

The ape statue narrowed its eyes and looked at Zhao Ritian.

Long Xiang asked Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian: "Is he really a son?"

Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian said together: "Yes."

Zhao Ritian looked at the ape statue: "Can you take off your pants?"

Five minutes later.

Zhao Ritian, with a bruised nose and swollen face, sat on the ground aggrievedly, with tears hanging from the corners of his eyes.

Long Aotian sat on the other side, trying hard to hold back his laughter, but couldn't hold it back no matter what.

Lu Chengwen said: "Two seniors, why are we in the secret realm?"

The ape statue said: "The entrance to this secret realm is more than 500 meters underground. You can find it thanks to you. Returning the three stars returns and opens the secret realm. It's rare."

The dragon statue said: "Have you seen these three gates? They are the gates of heaven, earth and man."

The ape statue said: "Choose one."

Zhao Ritian: "What will happen if you go in?"

Long Xiang said: "It depends on the chance, not necessarily."

Lu Chengwen was not too anxious this time: "Lu Chengfeng, do you know this person?"

The dragon and ape statues were silent.

After a long while, the ape statue said: "It's me. To be precise, it's the name of my perfect original god."

Lu Chengwen nodded: "I saw him."

"That's me." The ape statue raised his eyebrows: "Isn't he handsome?"

"He is handsome, but he..."

Lu Chengwen carefully thought about the wording: "It's just... not the same as you."

"Of course it's different!" The ape statue said: "I only have a trace of residual soul here, and you see the last of his original god. Oh, don't talk so much nonsense, I've given you the artifact, what else do you want?"

"I don't have an artifact."

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, we both have things to do, you quickly choose a door and get out."

Long Aotian stood up: "I am a child of destiny, I should enter the Heavenly Gate!"

The dragon statue said: "Think it over, kid, inside the Heavenly Gate, maybe... there are dangers everywhere."

"Hahaha!" Long Aotian laughed up to the sky: "As the saying goes, wealth and honor are sought in danger, if you are afraid, you don't deserve it Get out of here alive."

The two stone statues raised their thumbs together: "Good, you have guts."

Long Aotian hesitated: "You two look like I made the wrong choice."

Zhao Ritian stood up: "What kind of a proud son of heaven are you?"

Then he said to the two stone statues: "He is impotent, a proud son of heaven cannot be impotent, I'm going into the Heaven Gate, I'm Zhao Ritian, I should go into the Heaven Gate."

The dragon statue said: "Why don't you two play rock-paper-scissors. Lu Chengwen, which door are you going to go through?"

Lu Chengwen stood up: "Which door is not dangerous?"

The ape statue said: "Why are you so cowardly?"

"That's right!" Zhao Ritian said: "One of them is cowardly, the other is useless, and he also spits shit. To save the world and fight against the heavenly calamity, only I can rely on it! I choose the Heaven Gate!"

Long Aotian rushed directly into the Heaven Gate while everyone was not paying attention.

The Heaven Gate closed instantly and disappeared.