The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!
Chapter 1174 The Real Jet
Zhao Ritian was still beating Ouyang Fen desperately.
Ouyang Fen is going crazy!
I have never been in such pain in my life!
"Squirt! Squirt for me! Damn, he is indeed a tough guy! Why don't you squirt!? Are you going to squirt!? I'll make you hard!"
Ouyang Fen said painfully: "I told you that I was fooled..."
"Aren't you the one who fooled yourself! Who can you blame!?"
Ouyang Fen wailed sadly: "That's why I can't spray it out!"
Zhao Ritian roared: "How will you know if it works if you don't try it?"
Ouyang Fen: "I'm going to fuck you!"
"Haha! You scolded me! You already have a way to die!"
Ouyang Fen: "I'm sorry, I was wrong——!"
Long Aotian was on the phone: "Hey, Cheng Wen, are you busy?"
Lu Chengwen gasped: "If you have something to say, tell me quickly, I'm a little busy."
"Oh, Ouyang Fen is in our hands, and he's already confused."
Lu Chengwen was panting heavily: "What's wrong? What are you talking about, Senior Brother, I'll go!"
"What are you doing?"
"Sleeping, who did you just talk about? What's wrong?"
"Oh, I'm talking about Ouyang Fen, he is a young master of the Ouyang family..."
"I know it's...enjoyable!"
"What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm practicing. What do you think Ouyang Fen said?"
"You just said you were sleeping."
"I can practice while sleeping, can't I? Hmm..."
"He got fooled, and Zhao Ritian is beating him..."
"Wait, you said you are in Bingzhou!? Damn! It's cool!"
"That's right! What are you doing? Are you listening to me?"
"I'm having a bowel movement, please tell me if you have anything to do!"
"Didn't you just say that you were sleeping and practicing at the same time?"
"I can fly three times, no, I can do three things at the same time."
Long Aotian looked at Zhao Ritian and roared: "Keep your voice down! I can't hear you clearly!"
Zhao Ritian wiped the sweat from his forehead: "I'm sorry, it's mainly because he always yells."
Long Aotian continued: "What should we do now? It's almost dawn, should we do him here?"
Lu Chengwen said with difficulty: "No, just bring him to see me, that's it."
Long Aotian hung up the phone: "You bastard, you know he won't stop in Bingzhou."
Zhao Ritian came over: "Damn, he seems to be a master of the four majors. It's very difficult to beat him! Relay, relay, relay."
Long Aotian said: "Stop fighting, take him to find Cheng Wen."
"Lu Chengwen? What is he doing?"
"He... was sleeping, pooping, and practicing at the same time."
"Are you sick!? He's confused. Are you confused?"
Long Aotian roared: "I have never been fooled! Take him and hit the road!"
At this time, the military advisor and others whispered: "He is our young master, you... are not allowed to take him away."
Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian frowned together, with evil eyes: "What did you say?!"
The military advisor and others took a few steps back together: "Just... please be gentle to him."
…
Lu Chengwen had a decent table.
In the morning, the Bingzhou Medical Exchange Meeting was held here. Xu Xuejiao, as the representative of Houde Group and the main sponsor of this event, was speaking on the stage.
Lu Chengwen was also invited to be the opening guest.
Take advantage of Lu Chengwen's popularity in Bingzhou to create momentum for yourself.
Lu Chengwen wore a Xiuzhen Microphone on his chest and sat on the sofa on the stage with several experts such as Xu Xuejiao. From their respective perspectives, they talked about topics such as the development of the medical industry, technology, investment, and teaching.
The normal meeting lasted for forty-five minutes, but the graduate students, interns, and colleagues in the industry were too enthusiastic.
The Q&A session has timed out.
But mainly asking a few experts and Xu Xuejiao, Lu Chengwen seemed a little bored sitting here.
After a while, Jiang Shihan gestured at him from the opposite side. Lu Chengwen nodded. Seeing that he had nothing to do here, he whispered to the host and walked down.
"What's wrong?"
Jiang Shihan said: "Something happened to Mr. Fen."
"What's up?"
"Two things. One is that he... feels unwell; the other is that he was beaten by Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian."
Lu Chengwen looked puzzled: "Where are the people?"
In the back lounge.
Lu Chengwen forgot that he still had Xiuzhen Mike on his collar.
When he saw Ouyang Fen, he cursed directly: "What a fool!"
The sound of "holding the grass" interrupted the academic discussion in the conference hall, and everyone heard it.
The host was confused, and all the participants began to whisper.
Lu Chengwen said: "Lock us up and don't let anyone in."
Lu Chengwen walked up to him and saw that Ouyang Fen was dying: "Cheng Wen...save...save me..."
Lu Chengwen pinched his nose: "Why does his mouth smell so bad?"
"That's it..." Long Aotian was about to speak, but Zhao Ritian interrupted.
"I know, I know!" Zhao Ritian raised his hand and took the initiative to speak: "He vomited. He was just in the car. After a few bumps, he started vomiting. Oops, he vomited everywhere! I was so anxious that I gave him I punched him and asked him if he knew how to be polite, but he just cried."
Lu Chengwen was puzzled: "Spitting out shit? What... What are you spitting out shit?"
"Alas." Long Aotian sighed and was about to speak.
"Let me tell you!" Zhao Ritian said, "He blocked his asshole, so he couldn't come out from behind. Long Aotian tricked him into taking your pill, so...he had diarrhea again, but couldn't come out, so he came out from above. In the final analysis, he just didn't have any family education."
"Blocked!?" Lu Chengwen was puzzled: "Chrysanthemum? Blocked?"
The whole conference hall was stunned.
No one listened to the academic discussion, they all pricked up their ears to listen to this shocking news.
Many people have already started laughing.
Lu Chengwen rubbed his chin: "How did it get stuck?"
"It's like this..."
Long Aotian was about to speak, and Zhao Ritian rushed to say: "He! He used the strong 502 glue as a suppository, and it seems that he used a lot! As a result, when he was about to poop, he found that it was stuck!"
"Super glue!?" Lu Chengwen almost screamed: "Why!? How can you make a mistake?"
Zhao Ritian shrugged: "Then I don't know, I tried, I tried hard, I beat him for a long time, but he couldn't spray it out, he couldn't spray it out at all, so... I could only spray it from my mouth."
The hall was completely in chaos, and all the medical students laughed.
Xu Xuejiao's face was livid, and she quickly stood up to find Lu Chengwen.
When she arrived at the door, she saw Jiang Shihan: "Hurry up, Mr. Lu's microphone is not turned off!"
Jiang Shihan was shocked and quickly turned around to open the door.
As soon as I entered, I heard Zhao Ritian shouting: "It's over, it's spraying again, spraying again! Everyone, get out of the way!"
Xu Xuejiao pinched her nose: "What is this?"
Zhao Ritian was very excited: "Xuejiao! He is the real shit-spraying Ouyang Fen! Come and see, this is my first time seeing it, wow, compared to him, Long Aotian is weak!"
Xu Xuejiao rushed to Lu Chengwen and turned off the microphone for him: "Everyone else can hear it!"
Ouyang Fen's face was full of filth, and he couldn't wash away his tears: "Xuejiao, the magic doctor...save me...save me..."
Xu Xuejiao was shocked: "What's wrong with him?"
Zhao Ritian said excitedly: "I know, I know, I'll tell you from the beginning!"
Ouyang Fen wanted to die, and he wanted to die now.