The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!
Chapter 1171 Young Master Fen Is in Trouble
Ouyang Fen had money and subordinates, and he was in a good mood.
With money and brothers, the next step was women.
Ouyang Fen wanted Jiang Shihan, and Lu Chengwen shook his head: Jiang Shihan helped you make money with me.
Ouyang Fen wanted Qi Meishao and Luo Shiyin, and Lu Chengwen shook his head: Qi Meishao and Luo Shiyin helped me and you make money together.
At this time, the door opened and Xu Xuejiao walked in.
Ouyang Fen was excited, it was her.
He stood up and tried to get close to her.
Xu Xuejiao saw that the gold, silver, copper and iron were all there, and they were all standing next to Ouyang Fen, and she looked at Lu Chengwen in confusion.
Lu Chengwen shook his head.
[The five of them are undercover, sister Xuejiao, don't expose yourself! ]
Xu Xuejiao laughed.
I said, it's still fun to follow Brother Chengwen, there are always such interesting things happening.
Xu Xuejiao raised her eyebrows: "Brother Cheng Wen, why haven't these five guys been killed yet? I said that as long as I am alive, they must die!"
Ouyang Fen was stunned, turned around to look at the five people, and thought to himself, this is not good, my men have a grudge with this beauty.
Ouyang Fen laughed: "Sister Xuejiao... What about the five of them? They have offended you before. Can you forgive them for my sake?"
Xu Xuejiao looked at Ouyang Fen: "You again! I'm here to discuss business with Brother Lu Chengwen. I don't have time to deal with you."
"Hey!"
Ouyang Fen blocked Xu Xuejiao's way in a mean way: "I heard that Sister Xuejiao is a divine doctor in the North Country. Why don't you take my pulse?"
Xu Xuejiao looked at him: "You don't have any disease, but your stomach is not very good."
Ouyang Fen was shocked: "Accurate! Sister Xuejiao, can I still be saved?"
"It's a small problem. You can just use some suppositories."
Ouyang Fen didn't understand and looked at Xu Xuejiao: "I... did you see it?"
"Constipation?"
Ouyang Fen's old face turned red, a little shy, and hesitant.
Xu Xuejiao said dissatisfiedly: "What's so embarrassing about this? Many girls have hemorrhoids. As a person, you can't hide your illness and avoid seeing a doctor, not to mention that your disease is not a big deal."
Ouyang Fen nodded: "How do you take the enema?"
Xu Xuejiao looked at him: "Open..."
The military advisor approached Ouyang Fen and whispered: "Master Fen, the enema is a drop, not something to eat."
Ouyang Fen nodded and asked Xu Xuejiao enthusiastically: "Miss Xu, how do you use the enema?"
Xu Xuejiao looked at Ouyang Fen, who looked sincere.
Xu Xuejiao looked at Ouyang Fen: "Insert it in, squeeze out some, that's it."
Ouyang Fen felt something was wrong: "Insert... where?"
Xu Xuejiao looked at Ouyang Fen, Ouyang Fen looked at Xu Xuejiao, and neither of them spoke.
One was waiting for the answer, and the other was thinking about the answer.
Xu Xuejiao took out her phone: "Wei, Xiao Zhang, bring me a bottle of enema."
Soon after, a young assistant ran in breathlessly: "Mr. Xu, enema."
Xu Xuejiao handed the enema to Ouyang Fen: "Don't squeeze too much. There are instructions on it, learn to use it yourself."
Ouyang Fen smiled slightly: "Thank you."
Lu Chengwen pulled Xu Xuejiao over: "Why did you come to Bingzhou?"
"There is an operation in the backstage, it's an appointment. I'll take a look at the patient's condition today and prepare the details of the operation."
Ouyang Fen looked at the enema, raised his head and looked at Lu Chengwen and Xu Xuejiao, feeling bored.
Thinking about it, don't offend Lu Chengwen first, after all, you just took his money and saved five enemies from him.
So, Ouyang Fen said goodbye to Lu Chengwen and left with a few men.
At the same time, Lu Chengwen's car was also taken away.
The military advisor became Ouyang Fen's driver, and the other four people drove another car behind him.
Ouyang Fen sat in the back seat, looking at the enema, studied it, and felt very embarrassed.
So, it was used like this...
The military advisor said: "Mr. Fen, you'd better not trust Lu Chengwen and Xu Xuejiao too much. They are a pair of deceitful ghosts."
"Oh?" Ouyang Fen put away the enema: "What do you mean? It sounds like you have a grudge with Xu Xuejiao?"
"If Xu Xuejiao hadn't cheated us of our money, we wouldn't have come to this day." The military advisor said angrily: "Lu Chengwen is not a good person either. It's best not to use the things they give you. If you want to use them, use our own."
Ouyang Fen said: "Your own?"
The military advisor said: "They have ulterior motives. God knows what they will give you. This enema doesn't seem to be a very expensive magic medicine. We can go to the pharmacy to ask, maybe we can buy it ourselves."
Ouyang Fen thought for a while: "That makes sense. Find a pharmacy, stop the car, and go buy it."
"Yes."
The car stopped, and the military advisor went to buy the enema.
King Jintuo walked over: "What's wrong?"
The military advisor explained the situation, and the two entered the pharmacy together.
The military advisor bought a suppository, which showed his high intelligence and vigilance, but King Jintuo saw another thing.
Super glue.
The bottle is exactly the same as the suppository! They are almost the same!
King Jintuo stole the bottle of super glue and secretly handed it to the military advisor.
The military advisor was surprised when he saw it.
"Is it okay?"
King Jintuo nodded: "Boss Lu said that people from the Ouyang family should not give birth to sons with anus. He has it, which is the original sin."
The military advisor nodded: "Will it not be exposed?"
King Jintuo said: "Will he still care about us at that time?"
The military advisor's eyes lit up: "This is an exciting plan!"
"I'm excited too."
then……
That night, Ouyang Fen sat up from the bed. He gasped for air and felt something was wrong...
But I can't say what's wrong.
I went to the bathroom by myself, but no matter how hard I tried, it just didn’t work. The resistance was so great!
I don’t know what’s going on, I’m dead or alive... I can’t get out!
Ouyang Fenfen was so exhausted that he was sweating profusely and kept mumbling: "It's wrong! It's wrong... what's going on? It feels like..."
When Ouyang Fen finished checking himself and understood the specific situation, he was almost furious!
He picked up his pants, rushed out, and shouted in the corridor: "Zhuge Qing! Get here here! Zhuge Qing——!"
King Dituo ran over and said, "Young Master Fen, the military advisor has gone to take a dump. What can I do for you?"
Ouyang Fen said angrily: "He went to poop? He went to poop!?"
King Dito nodded: "Yes, that's what he said."
At this time, King Tongtuo also ran over: "What's going on? What's going on!?"
Ouyang Fen said angrily: "You don't care how I pull it!"
King Tongtuo looked confused: "Young Master Fen, what are you..."
"Is that Kaiselu the military advisor bought? Is it Kaiselu!?"
The two people looked at him: "Yes, we tried it and it works very well."
Ouyang Fen said: "Then why did I get confused!?"
King Tongtuo looked at King Dituo, and King Dituo looked at King Tongtuo. The two looked at Ouyang Fen together: "Fooled...?"
Ouyang Fen's face turned red from holding back: "The whole wave is covered in water! You can't even... come out! You can't even let out the fart!"
At this time, King Jintuo came over and asked, "What's wrong?"
King Di Tuo said: "Master Fen is fooled."