Chapter 1191 No Matter How Funny It Is, I Won’t Laugh

In the meeting room.

Lu Chengwen said: "You two, sit down."

Ouyang Zuoheng and Ouyang Fen looked at the chairs and shook their heads in unison: "No."

Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian were not sure what was wrong with these two people.

They both beat Ouyang Fen. One was fed diarrhea pills, and the other was beaten to vomit shit... I thought he was looking for revenge.

Now he didn't even sit down, and his expression... was very complicated.

The two looked at each other, nodded slightly, and united the front, ready to flip the table... and run for their lives.

Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian were very nervous.

The father and son were not relaxed either.

Lu Chengwen dismissed everyone, leaving only the three brothers and the two fathers and sons.

He sat in the center.

"Uh... This is my senior brother, Long Aotian!"

Ouyang Zuoheng quickly clasped his fists and bowed: "Young Master Long, it is true that heroes come from young people. I am sorry! I am sorry!"

Long Aotian didn't expect it!

Lao Deng is quite polite!

He quickly stood up and clasped his hands: "There have been many misunderstandings before, please forgive me, Mr. Ouyang!"

"Alas, we are all family, it's just a misunderstanding!"

"This is my junior brother, Zhao Ritian."

Ouang Zuoheng also smiled and said: "He is indeed a hero! He is so heroic! Nice to meet you!"

Zhao Ritian was also happy: "I beat your son to make him spray, but I wanted him to spray from the bottom, but it was too tight! Alas, it's also because I don't have enough teachers and skills, so I haven't reached that level..."

Ouyang Zuoheng quickly said: "Okay, okay."

Lu Chengwen said: "You two, sit down and talk."

The two looked at the chairs and felt embarrassed.

But standing here is too awkward, so they had to sit crookedly.

Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian don't know the situation!

What's wrong with these two? Why are they sitting crookedly, as if their butts are afraid to touch the surface of the stool.

Zhao Ritian leaned closer to Long Aotian: "What's going on with them? It's very strange!"

Long Aotian also leaned closer to him: "I guess he has hemorrhoids."

Zhao Ritian nodded, indicating that he understood.

Long Aotian said: "Big Brother, actually, Mr. Ouyang wants to ask you for something this time."

Long Aotian was stunned: "Looking for me? What is it?"

Lu Chengwen looked at Ouyang Zuoheng: "Mr. Ouyang, you tell me yourself."

How could Ouyang Zuoheng be embarrassed? This kind of thing would probably make people laugh to death.

Very embarrassed: "Chengwen, how about you tell it for us."

Lu Chengwen nodded: "This is the thing, the assholes of Ouyang and his son..."

"Chengwen!" Ouyang Zuoheng interrupted quickly, thinking that I should tell it myself, you are too direct, you don't care whether we are shameless or not.

Ouyang Zuoheng said: "Well... things are a bit embarrassing. I have a heart-to-heart talk with you two. I hope you two young men, first, don't spread it everywhere, and second, don't make fun of us father and son! Please!"

Long Aotian was excited.

Zhao Ritian was also happy.

Long Aotian said: "Don't worry, with my junior brother here, no embarrassing things will be spread."

Zhao Ritian didn't expect that Long Aotian would praise him. He was very surprised and pleasantly surprised.

Ouyang Zuoheng pressed the armrest of the chair, not daring to sit down: "Alas, it's a bit embarrassing to talk about it now."

Long Aotian narrowed his eyes and probably understood.

"Doctors are like parents. Could it be that Mr. Ouyang wants me to help with the diagnosis and treatment?"

"Oh, that's right!"

Ouyang Zuoheng said: "You are indeed a knowledgeable person! Young Master Long, your reputation is well-deserved."

"Well, since you are my junior brother's friend, we are all family. Mr. Ouyang, you can talk about it. Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere? Or is there a chronic disease in your family? Or is it..."

"No, it's just... cough cough..." Ouyang Zuoheng said: "My father and I were injured the day before yesterday. We went to a miracle doctor for treatment and sutured the wound."

Everyone nodded together.

"But... Oh, this doctor is confused. He just said that all wounds should be sutured, and he really sutured them all."

Long Aotian was stunned: "Shouldn't it be like this?"

"Yes... Logically... it should... sew up all the injured places. But... my son's..."

Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian stretched their necks together and pricked up their ears to listen.

Ouyang Zuoheng gritted his teeth: "Let me make it clear first, you can't laugh at us!"

The two of them felt that there was something fishy! A big fishy!

They were so anxious that they shook their heads together: "No joke, no joke, you tell me what to say."

"My father and I, the back...were all...sewn up...by him...that is...sewn up...for us."

Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian looked at each other, slowly retracted their bodies, and sat on the chairs.

Their expressions began to change.

Long Aotian pursed his lips and tried to hold back his laughter.

Zhao Ritian covered his mouth with one hand and pinched his cheeks hard, trying to hold back.

Long Aotian raised his head and looked at the ceiling, trying to hold back his laughter.

Zhao Ritian lowered his head and covered his forehead with his hands, trying his best to make his smile not too obvious.

Long Aotian took a deep breath and tried to control his expression!

Zhao Ritian raised his head again, shaking it left and right, tears already welling up in the corners of his eyes.

Ouyang was so angry that he wanted to do it, but Ouyang Zuoheng grabbed his wrist under the table, looked at him, and shook his head.

The only one who could remove the stitches for the two of them now was Long Aotian.

Ouyang Zuoheng said: "Because the suturing technique of that miracle doctor is extremely special, ordinary doctors cannot remove the sutures. I heard that Long Shaoxia is a famous miracle doctor, so he must be proficient in the technique of removing sutures! Therefore, my father and son came here to ask for help. , please young hero, please remove the stitches for me, father and son, to solve the problem of... well... the reincarnation of grains..."

Long Aotian looked at Lu Chengwen, his face turned purple.

Zhao Ritian pinched his thigh hard, shook his head, and looked at Lu Chengwen with tears in his eyes.

Lu Chengwen looked at them with a smile.

"Don't look at me, I'm done laughing in the car."

Long Aotian laughed loudly!

Zhao Ritian banged the table: "Hahahaha! Butthole! The butthole has been sewn shut! Hahaha, it was glued before, but now it's sewn, you two are brave! Hahahaha!"

Long Aotian opened his mouth and wiped away his tears: "I can't remove this thread. You really have to find someone else. I'm not taboo, I'm just... I'm afraid... When I saw that scene, my hands shook with laughter. ...Ahahahahaha..."

Zhao Ritian looked at Long Aotian: "Just tell me, is the Ouyang family talented? They can sew chrysanthemums together! I don't even have such imagination!"

Long Aotian also looked at Zhao Ritian: "I think you are quite smart! Really! At least you won't sew your butthole shut!"

"Oh my God, I'm so smart!" Zhao Ritian said: "You've just been sewing it for fun...how dare you eat? How dare you sit on a stool? What a misfortune!"

Long Aotian said: "When I mentioned hemorrhoids before, it was obvious that I had limited knowledge!"

Ouyang Zuoheng stood up suddenly: "You two!"

He gritted his teeth, glared, and said angrily: "My father and son sincerely ask for help, with utmost sincerity! You two actually laughed at me like this! Do you really... think that I, Ouyang Zuoheng, am easy to bully!?"

Ouyang stood up abruptly, pointed domineeringly, then froze, turned around and said painfully: "Dad, I seem to be... standing up violently... the thread has collapsed..."

Long Aotian on the opposite side laughed so much that he slapped his thigh, and Zhao Ritian even laughed so hard that he fell over!