The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!
Chapter 1141: Reporting a Death Is a Technical Job
The three people in the car stabilized.
Lu Chengwen asked: "What's wrong?"
"I'm sorry, master, I hit a rock. This mountain road is getting harder and harder to drive."
Lu Chengwen said: "It's okay, keep driving."
Long Aotian wiped the wine off his face and took out a wet tissue from the "treasure box" next to him: "Master doesn't care about these things. Don't you just want to advance? You flatter me in mourning, do you think I don't know you?"
"I really want to advance! I want to flatter me! No, I want to announce the death!"
The more Zhao Ritian couldn't explain clearly, the more anxious he became: "I... I am sincere about all three things! I didn't mix them together! Unlike you, you only want to advance and make Master angry every day!"
"Heh, crazy." Long Aotian said: "I bought everything Master likes, did you buy it?"
"Heh? Do you know what Master likes?"
"Nonsense! Cheng Wenxue and I It's been a long time... I... You are sick, I tell you!" Lu Chengwen looked out the window irritably, opened the car window, and threw the wine glass out directly: "Stop arguing." Zhao Ritian said: "Chengwen, what will happen if Master hears the news of his uncle's death? If Master is too sad, we have to take good care of him!" Long Aotian looked at him: "Master is the six-fingered ape demon Hun Tiangang! A senior standing at the top of the world! How could he be too sad because of the death of a junior brother, crying and shouting, dying! ? You are really a fool to worry about the prime minister, and you can't worry about the right thing. " "Of course you think so! If your junior brother died, you would probably be so happy to set off fireworks to celebrate! And find a few women like Lu Chengwen... Oh, it's useless for you to find women. Forgot. Sorry!" Long Aotian is so angry! He was a hero, but he happened to meet such a scoundrel: "Master will never be like you said! Cheng Wen, you said, Master is like that? Cheng Wen? Cheng Wen!?"
"Huh?" Lu Chengwen came back to his senses: "What's wrong?"
"What are you thinking about?"
What did Lu Chengwen think I was thinking about?
[I'm thinking about how to make those three families fight and hook out their top leaders. ]
[It's useless to rely on the Yanzhao Gate. I can't avenge the Yanzhao Gate by relying on you two idiots. It's even more useless for me... Now it's not just the Bai family, Jiang Xiaohu will send someone to catch me sooner or later. ]
[We have to let them consume each other! However, if they really have a collusion of interests, we have to know more intelligence, destroy their interest chain, and find opportunities and conflict points for separation. ]
[If I don't make your three families fall apart, I won't be called Lu Chengwen! 】
"Oh, nothing. I'm also worried that Master will not be able to accept the news of Uncle Master's death. After all, they have been friends for a lifetime. Old people are very emotional and fragile."
"Look, look, the smartest Lu Chengwen said so!"
Zhao Ritian said: "Brother Chengwen, I think that Master, who is so loyal and righteous, and who values feelings more than life, will be heartbroken and heartbroken! We have to think about how to comfort him, comfort him, and let him... just relieve his grief."
Lu Chengwen forced a smile: "Brother, you are right."
Zhao Ritian was very proud, but then he was puzzled: "But it's strange, how can the three families ambush Uncle Master who couldn't be killed by the five old men? Uncle Master shouldn't be that weak, right?"
When it comes to this, Lu Chengwen's heart is blocked.
"No more talk."
"No, it's really weird."
"What's so weird?" Long Aotian said, "How old is Master? He must be eighty or ninety, right? Can he be the same age as young people?"
"But those five old men..."
"The five old men are famous, powerful, experienced, and quick-witted. In addition, they only need one move to beat people. Do you really think they are all gods? Master was obviously deceived by his own people, poisoned, and then his strength could not keep up; plus the other party was ganging up on him, and it was obvious that they would rather take dozens of A life for the life of my uncle!"
Long Aotian continued: "He was poisoned, so his strength was reduced by half. In addition, he was consumed for a long time and had no chance to interpret it. The poison spread all over his body... At such an old age, he could not win a protracted war with the poison. The opponent kept betting, taking lives and consuming, and he would also wear him to death!"
Lu Chengwen was really annoyed: "Okay, okay, let's not talk about it. My uncle has been wicked all his life, and it's sad that he suffered such a disaster. Let's not talk about it."
The car drove to the end, there was no road ahead, and everyone got off.
Zhao Ritian cried and knelt on the ground: "Master——! Master——! I am unfilial and failed to protect my uncle, the old man, wuwuwu... Master——!"
Lu Chengwen was furious and kicked him in the back.
Zhao Ritian got up angrily and wiped away his tears: "What are you doing!?"
Lu Chengwen said: "You cry again when you see the master, you are sick when you scream in the mountains?!"
Zhao Ritian pointed at Lu Chengwen angrily: "Don't think I dare not beat you!"
Lu Chengwen opened his eyes wide: "You want to beat me? Are you here to announce the death, or to destroy the family!?"
Long Aotian smiled and shook his head: "You are just a patient, your brain is full of paste."
Zhao Ritian slapped him in the face: "I will never feel guilty for beating you!"
"Hey you fucking..."
The two were about to fight again, and Lu Chengwen stopped them in the middle. At this time, a hearty laugh came from the sky:
"Ahahahahaha...disciples, come to see the master! Hahaha..."
The three people quickly knelt on the ground in an orderly manner. Hua Xuening and Zhuge Xiaohua also knelt on one knee behind them. Everyone said in unison: "Disciples of Yanzhao Sect, pay homage to Master!"
"Okay!"
The five people knelt and waited, but Hun Tiangang fell behind them and laughed: "Okay, get up, get up, let Ao Tianer kneel by himself!"
Long Aotian knelt on the ground and nodded: Reasonable.
Several people quickly stood up and surrounded him. Just as they were about to speak, Zhao Ritian rushed over and knelt down again: "Master——! Master——!"
Hun Tiangang was immediately furious: "You bastard! What a mess you are wearing! Get out!"
After saying that, he raised his foot and kicked Zhao Ritian out.
Long Aotian knelt on the ground, watching Zhao Ritian fall into the jungle, and began to clap his hands. The smile on his face couldn't be helped! Absolutely couldn't help it!
Lu Chengwen was about to kneel down to report the death, but was helped up by Hun Tiangang: "Chengwen, I know everything."
Lu Chengwen was shocked, and then he thought about it, that's right.
Although Ming Disha has a bad reputation, such a great figure has fallen. The five elders or various families and sects may come to report it, right?
After all, Hun Tiangang's position has long been no secret.
Lu Chengwen looked solemn: "I'm sorry, Master, I'm useless and can't..."
"Hey?! Is this Xiaohua?"
Zhuge Xiaohua blushed and lowered her head: "Zhuge Xiaohua greets Master."
Hun Tiangang grabbed her wrist and was shocked: "Oh my God! This child looks honest, why is there so much in his mind?"
Zhuge Xiaohu was shocked and sweated all over.