The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!
Chapter 1111 Your Ancestor, My Master's Wife
"It's not Lu Chengwen, you're so fucking..."
"Can you be a little filial?" Lu Chengwen scolded Jiang Xiaohu: "Filial piety, filial piety, you have to be both filial and obedient! Is it a complicated order to ask you to kneel? If I had pants, I would definitely kneel properly."
"You..."
"You just don't have the rules!" Lu Chengwen said: "Kneel down and don't talk! You are everywhere, my master's wife, your ancestors asked you to kneel, just kneel down obediently!"
Xiao Li rolled her eyes at Lu Chengwen in a bad mood, a little coquettish and fond, and turned around and said:
"This kid is just talking nonsense and polluted my ears."
"Yes, yes, yes..." Everyone echoed.
Xiao Li said again: "This kid has a cunning face, it seems that he is also familiar with talking nonsense and making trouble."
"Yes, yes, yes..."
"What a pity!" Xiao Li adjusted her long skirt: "With his little dosage, he can't hide from my eyes."
"That's right, that's right..." Everyone continued to echo.
"Someone come!" Xiaoli shouted.
Jiang Xiaohu exhaled: Finally, Lu Chengwen was going to be killed.
"Go and take Chengwen to change clothes, and then come over to talk. He is a distinguished guest, be polite."
Hmm! ?
Jiang Xiaohu was stunned.
Everyone was laughing.
Bai Menya lowered his head and played with the teacup, smiling but not saying anything.
The other heads of the family also looked at each other, feeling that something was strange.
The three old men were very convinced.
This is also OK! ? Lu Chengwen can do it!
Xiaoli's temper is hard to catch.
Lu Chengwen changed his clothes and walked out with a dignified manner.
This was the first time Lu Chengwen wore an ancient robe, and it fit him well.
We are villains!
What is a villain? It means that he is tall, handsome, rich, and a natural clothes rack!
How can a person who is trampled and humiliated by the male protagonist be grand if he is not excellent?
Lu Chengwen came out, and Jiang Xiaohu was almost angry to death when he saw him.
Isn't that my clothes! ? The fan is mine too! Mine!
Lu Chengwen opened the fan with a snap, and posed in an elegant manner, very satisfied with himself.
Xiaoli said with a stern face: "Lu Chengwen, are you very proud?"
Lu Chengwen hurriedly walked over with his waist bent: "Master's wife, you are so good to your disciple! This dress is really beautiful and high-end. Master's wife, you are really great. Although Yao Lao is a hero recognized by the world, he has to sit here quietly and be a guest after a few words from you. Of course, this is your old friendship, but also because of your great wisdom, broad mind and profound wisdom... You..."
Xiaoli said coldly: "Don't give me that, I hate flatterers the most."
Lu Chengwen nodded:
[I know! I know too much! You are exactly the same as my master. 】
Jiang Xiaohu glared at Lu Chengwen: "Did you hear that? It's useless to flatter my ancestor!"
Xiaoli said calmly: "Give Chengwen a seat."
"Huh!?" Jiang Xiaohu looked at his ancestor: Don't you hate flattery? Xiaohou and I are kneeling here, and you let him sit?
Lu Chengwen sat down slowly, his legs naturally apart, with the demeanor and bearing of a big shot.
He touched the tea tray and raised his head to look at the maid: "Where's the tea? Tea!"
Xiaoli smiled with her lips pursed: "Why don't you serve tea to the distinguished guests?"
"Yes."
Qingfeng and Mingyue both felt that things changed too quickly. Lu Chengwen didn't even have a pair of pants just now, and this... why did he suddenly look like the young master of the Jiang family?
Lu Chengwen picked up the tea bowl, looking like he had never lost face before, as if he had come in with this identity and this dress, and even offered tea:
"Hey!? Dear family heads, dear seniors, please, please, please."
Bai Menya didn't bother to pay attention to him, but Xia Wannian and Mo Chen gave Lu Chengwen face and smiled and replied: "Chengwen, please."
Lu Chengwen took a sip and put down the tea bowl: "Uh... let me say a few words."
Jiang Xiaohu stood up all of a sudden: "What did you say!? Do you have the right to speak here? Kneel down!"
Lu Chengwen looked at him: "My master's wife, your ancestors, let me sit and let you kneel. How come you are more effective than my master's wife and your ancestors? Kneel down!"
Jiang Xiaohu was so angry that his head was about to burst!
He really jumped over and smashed Lu Chengwen's head with a palm, letting his brains splatter all over the land of China.
Xiaoli put down the tea bowl: "Xiaohu, you are not a child anymore, you can't suppress your temper even a little bit. I told you that you can't just look at the world and people with your naked eyes, you have to look with your heart! When will you grow up?"
Jiang Xiaohu was not convinced!
How to look with your heart? Who doesn't look with your naked eyes? The old man only knows how to talk about these mysterious things.
Lu Chengwen hurriedly said: "Master's wife, don't be angry. His Highness Xiaohu is heroic and talented, but he just lacks experience. I believe that as long as he is given time, he will definitely become a top hero in the world in the future."
Xiaoli sighed: "Among these children, I love Xiaohu and Xiaohou the most. Alas, they are all spoiled."
"No, no, no!" Lu Chengwen hurriedly said: "They all respect you very much. They know your love for them."
Xiaoli smiled: "What about you? How is it with your master?"
"Oh." Lu Chengwen opened his fan with a snap and fanned it randomly: "Master treats me like his own son. It can be said that his kindness is as great as a mountain. Although I, Lu Chengwen, am not well educated, I have a rough understanding of the word filial piety! I respect and fear Master. I am absolutely respectful, modest and cautious to the elders of the sect, and I am cautious and cautious..."
"Oh...what about your uncle?"
"That old bastard..."
"Huh?!"
"Uh...my uncle." Lu Chengwen sat down quickly: "I actually don't know him. Very respectful."
"I can't tell."
"We have nothing against each other."
"Huh? !"
"Uh, no... I mean..." Lu Chengwen smiled: "Master's wife, my master's uncle is your brother-in-law, you know him best. If I were the kind of obedient one who kowtows when meeting him and flatters him for no reason, he would not look down on me. I have to be friends with him, so that he will be willing to pay attention to me."
Xiao Li nodded: "That's right. Tian Gang, Di Sha, Qi Cai Feng, none of them are law-abiding people. Haha, their school is a They are all outstanding people, all of them are geniuses. "
Lu Chengwen said: "Master's wife, the Tiger Hall and the Monkey Hall have been kneeling for a long time. Otherwise, please give me a little face and let them stand up."
"You? Lu Chengwen, you don't have that much face in front of me."
Lu Chengwen clapped his hands: "Of course! Just think of it as giving face to my master! Considering that he misses you day and night, his heart is full of indebtedness."
"Indebted?" Xiaoli smiled bitterly: "He claims to be the authentic Tao, and his heart should be filled with the world, the people, and the future. Come, hold the world... me? How can a mere woman be worth his trouble? I'm afraid he wishes I would die sooner, so he would be relieved. "
Jiang Xiaohu stood up all of a sudden: "Lu Chengwen! Did you hear me? You have no face here, get out! Take off my clothes! And my fan..."
Lu Chengwen looked at him: "Hurry up and kneel down! I'm talking to my master's wife, your ancestor, why do you always interrupt? Don't you have any respect for the elders?"
Xiaoli glared at Jiang Xiaohu, and Jiang Xiaohu was so angry that he had to kneel down again.
From beginning to end, Jiang Shang sat aside, expressionless, looking at Lu Chengwen coldly.