Chapter 1109 Mr. Lu, You Know How to Lick

Lu Chengwen stood there: "I don't have a magic weapon!"

Lu Chengwen almost went crazy: "If I had a magic weapon, I would have stabbed my white front teeth in the anus!"

Bai Qianya was drinking tea with his head down, but he raised his head in an instant.

Xia Wannian and Mo Chen were both laughing.

Lu Chengwen said: "I want to have a magical weapon. If I change my pants and put them on first, I won't let you humiliate me like this!"

Xiaoli said: "You didn't ask about the pants or the artifact. You said Xiaohu wanted to kill you. Did he kill you? You are still alive and well."

"Oh! Then you said that I wanted to harm the Jiang family, did I succeed? Jiang Xiaohu also worshiped a five-year-old man as his master, you are in trouble!"

Xiaoli narrowed her eyes: "Did Ming Disha bring you here?"

Lu Chengwen was unsure, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Yes!"

"Why did he take you?"

Lu Chengwen said: "He admires my character."

Xiaoli's eyes widened: "He himself has no character, and he admires your character?"

"Yes. Uh-huh..." Lu Chengwen didn't know how to break up: "My uncle is... a bit wicked. He caught me when I came here. He said he could hide me and it doesn't matter if he doesn't have pants. , and asked me if I wanted to pee into the pot in your kitchen... I said I did, but I didn't pee in the end..."

At this time, a glazed tile on the ceiling was removed, and Ming Disha's head came in with his head facing downwards:

"Good nephew, how can you survive in the Jiang family until now? It's amazing! You are indeed my nephew!"

Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth: "So you also know that I should be dead normally, right?"

Ming Disha said: "Oh, don't worry, as long as I'm here, the Jiang family won't dare to do anything to you!"

Lu Chengwen was so angry that he said, "If you have the ability to come over and speak, the Jiang family will definitely do something to you!"

Xiaoli smiled: "Duke Disha, you are here at Jiang's house. Why are you running? Come in and have tea."

Ming Disha chuckled: "Sister-in-law, let's just have tea. Those three old men are probably already thinking about how to stop me. People from the Jiang family will also want to arrest them in order to flatter them and show that they are the authentic ones in the world. I’ll make a contribution. Hey, let’s talk about this cup of tea later!”

The medicine man narrowed his eyes: "Ming Disha, if I catch you again, you will be dismembered!"

Ming Disha said: "So, I absolutely cannot let you catch me."

Everyone takes action instantly!

Lu Chengwen stood up and ran to the door: "Kill! Capture Ming Disha alive!"

Jiang Xiaohu kicked Lu Chengwen over: "Want to run? I've been watching you!"

Jiang Xiaohu drew his knife and was about to kill Lu Chengwen. At this time, Jiang Xiaohou blocked Jiang Xiaohu: "Lu Chengwen, you can't run away!"

Jiang Xiaohu was so angry that he said: "Little monkey, you..."

Ming Disha ran away again, and Xiaoli was still sitting steadily in the hall.

Jiang Xiaohu said: "Old ancestor! Lu Chengwen is cunning, insidious and immoral. He is usually lustful and licentious. In the business world, he suppresses his peers and runs the market. In the ancient martial arts world, he stirs up troubles, seeks personal gain, uses punishment for private purposes, and feeds himself. Soldier; today, we have brought disaster to our Jiang family. If we don’t kill him, we won’t be able to establish our authority! If we don’t kill him, we won’t be able to avenge him!”

"Yeah." Xiaoli nodded.

Jiang Xiaohou saw that the situation was complicated: "Ancestor, although Lu Chengwen is cunning and calculating, he is just a businessman. It only takes one sentence to kill him, but... he has a huge project to benefit the people. There will be no leader and no funds. Therefore, this person cannot be killed for the time being, but he must be used for good."

Xiaoli put down her tea cup irritably: "We don't care about business matters; I don't care about his usual personal style. Just what happened today is enough to cut him into pieces! Lu Chengwen, what else do you have to say?"

Lu Chengwen raised his head and took a deep breath: "Rong Shen said one word - and died!"

When everyone heard this, they thought, "Huh?" It’s all about the Chinese language! ?

Lu Chengwen was shirtless and adjusted the clothes around his waist. He was afraid that they would fall apart and fall to the ground.

Looking out the window with a sad face:

"Since Cheng Wen started business, he has experienced more than thirty years of experience in shopping malls, large and small, and has made a lot of achievements. Gu has the position of president. First, my husband became ill from overwork, and Cheng Wen took office out of filial piety; second, all the employees of Dasheng Group More than 30,000 people, covering more than 200 industries, the Dasheng Group collapsed, people were left homeless, and the industries covered were hit hard! Cheng Wen turned the tide, helped the building to collapse, and saved the people from the fire..."

"Let's get down to business!" Jiang Xiaohu said, "Who asked you this?"

Xiaoli also had a straight face: "Yeah, who asked you this? Do you have anything else to say? If you don't have serious words, I'll drag him out and chop him!"

"Alas!" Lu Chengwen sighed: "It is Cheng Wen's crime to frame His Highness Xiaohu! But His Highness Xiaohu and Yao Lao didn't give me much room to move! If Cheng Wen had not come up with this plan, he would have been shattered into pieces. Abandoned in the wilderness!"

Jiang Xiaohu sneered: "To put it bluntly, he is just a man who is greedy for life and afraid of death. He framed the situation at the moment of death. You and Feng Gong are the same!"

Xiaoli also became angrier as she listened: "Such a spineless person is so irritating, come on -!"

"Slow down!" Lu Chengwen said: "Brother Pheasant, Brother Haonan, don't you say something for me?"

Just as Pheasant was about to speak, Haonan stopped him and shook his head.

Lu Chengwen looked sad: "Yao Lao... you know the situation at that time!"

The medicine man closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

"All the family heads! Family head Xia? Senior Mo?" Lu Chengwen shouted: "Brother Bai——!?"

Lu Chengwen took two steps back: "All the heroes in the world are here, but no one asked for mercy. Chengwen——how lonely he is! Woo woo woo woo..."

The Medicine Man closed his eyes, and couldn't help laughing: This kid, he is quite good at acting.

The Diao Man thought: Well, this is the biggest desperate situation that Tiangang's apprentice has encountered this time. Let's see what he will do.

Nan Ji also laughed: I heard that this kid can turn danger into safety every time. I don't know what means he relies on. I must see it today.

Jiang Xiaohu sneered: "Lu Chengwen, die openly. You can't make any waves in the Jiang family."

Jiang Xiaohou was anxious: "Grandfather, Lu Chengwen..."

Xiao Li stretched out her hand to stop everyone: "Come on, back out, behead him!"

Lu Chengwen bowed to Xiao Li: "Master's wife, Chengwen is gone!"

Everyone opened their eyes wide.

The three old men's eyes almost popped out, staring at Lu Chengwen, and then the three white heads slowly turned to look at Xiaoli.

Xiaoli was startled at first, then... there was a warm feeling, then a pain, and then... the expression on her face became complicated, and finally turned into anger:

"You are talking nonsense! Drag him out! Chop him off!"

Jiang Xiaohu stood up and rolled up his sleeves: "I really want to chop you off myself!"

Lu Chengwen laughed: "Take care, Master's wife, Cheng Wen's death is not a pity, but he didn't even have a pair of pants before he died, so I can't kowtow to you!"

Lu Chengwen stamped his feet: "This is Cheng Wen's biggest regret in this life!"

After that, he turned around and walked out: "Let's go! Take me to die!"

Xiaoli slapped the armrest of the chair: "Drag him back to me!"