Chapter 516 What a Sin! [Two in One]
"This is the wounded part of Qiuyun. The flesh has been rotten by the poison... I dug a piece and kept it."
Fang Che was still distinguishing carefully: "Smell it, is this smell the same as the smell just now? Although the smell just now was light..."
He hadn't finished yet.
"Ugh..."
Ye Meng rushed into the toilet again, vomiting.
This time he simply stayed inside and didn't come out. After a long time, he asked in a sullen voice: "Is it done?"
Fang Che was still distinguishing outside.
He distinguished the rotten flesh cut from Qiuyun's wound. Experimented a little bit according to the strength of the smell.
On the table, on the chair, at the door, outside the door...
If Ye Meng came out now, he would probably be completely covered and nowhere to hide.
"Wait a little longer." Fang Che said.
He was busy in this stench for nearly an hour, and Ye Meng was locked in the toilet by him for an hour.
He almost went crazy.
Finally.
Fang Che felt that it was almost done, so he finally started to clean up everywhere, flushed, opened the window, and rolled up the stench and threw it out.
"Alright!"
Ye Meng came out and simply cleaned up the whole room.
As a result, when he cleaned up the table, he saw the jade bottle again.
"Ugh... do you still need this?"
"Yes."
"Ugh..."
Ye Meng rushed into the toilet again.
At night.
Fang Che washed himself and went to bed.
"Don't touch me..."
"Don't touch me with that hand..."
"Ugh..."
Fang Che was helpless all night.
This was the worst experience he had, and he almost lost his mood...
From now on, this kind of thing must never be done at home.
This affects the interest too much.
That night. Just when Fang Che was depressed one after another.
The old man in the bookstore was also holding the communication jade to contact.
"A few guys came to my shop today, holding a life and death order, and they almost executed me on the spot. This is the first time I have seen such an unreasonable guardian. Ask Jiu Ye what's going on, whether they are here to cause trouble for me, and whether I can kill them."
The reply came quickly.
"You don't need to ask Jiu Ge about this matter, I can answer you."
"What do you mean?"
"If you kill them, I will personally send your entire family, the nine clans, including your disciples and grandchildren, and your...all to the underworld to reunite!"
The old man's face was sweating: "...Could it be Jiu Ye's illegitimate child?"
"Sikong Dou! You are really not afraid of death!"
Sikong Dou was beaten by Ningxue Sword.
Then Ningxue Sword went to ask Dongfang Sansan.
After returning, he assigned Sikongdou a task: "Since you have been discovered, you should cooperate with Fang Che in the future, and you will benefit."
"I just want to buy some more goods... Many of them have been recycled six times..."
"Go away! Sell them back and forth!"
...
Early in the morning of the next day.
Until he arrived at the inspection hall and started working, Ye Meng's face was stinky.
Qiu Yunshang just walked in, but Ye Meng vomited when he saw his face.
He said with disgust: "Don't enter the office in the future. If you have something to say, just shout outside. I will let Ren Dong go out and contact you."
Qiu Yunshang was driven out, with a confused look on his face.
Asked Fang Che: "Boss, what's wrong with me?"
Fang Che touched the jade bottle in his arms, patted Qiu Yunshang on the shoulder, and said: "Women, that's it, it has nothing to do with you, just understand it."
Qiu Yunshang scratched his head, always feeling that something was wrong.
But he couldn't say it.
Looking at Fang Che with suspicion: "Are you really fine?"
"It's really fine!"
Qiu Yunshang walked out for a long distance, and pulled Feng Xiangdong: "Look at me, is there anything dirty?"
Feng Xiangdong observed carefully: "No."
"This... Today, my sister-in-law looked at me with disgust, as if she was looking at a pile of feces... What's going on?"
"It can't be?"
Feng Xiangdong then walked over to greet Ye Meng: "Sister-in-law, good morning."
"Good Xiangdong, you are very energetic today."
"Yeah, sister-in-law complimented."
Feng Xiangdong walked back and spread his hands to Qiu Yunshang: "It's okay."
Qiu Yunshang thought, is it my illusion?
So he stepped forward again: "Sister-in-law..."
Before he opened his mouth, he saw Ye Meng's face with an expression of trying hard to hold back vomiting.
Qiu Yunshang retreated with a face full of injustice like Dou E: "What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me?"
Qiu Yunshang, confused, didn't find the reason, so he simply ran to take a bath again.
But... it was useless.
"I'm going out for patrol." Qiu Yunshang hung his head and pulled Dong Yunyu out: "Come with me."
Dong Yunyu was almost tortured crazy by Qiu Yunshang that day: "Take a closer look at me..."
"Smell it..."
"Smell it again..."
Dong Yunyu exploded in the downtown area: "Did you fart? Are you treating me like a dog?"
Qiu Yunshang: "..."
...
Feng Xiangdong was fine, and was assigned work by Ye Meng to start enlightenment for Jiu Xiao.
Ye Meng was dealing with the work at hand.
Mo Ganyun and others were expected to be back in the afternoon, but Ye Meng had no expectations for whether they could bring back the spoils.
Looking at the guys here, you can see that the four who went out are also people who regard money as dirt.
Even if they have captured it, they can still do that kind of behavior of spreading it all the way.
So Ye Meng found Feng Xiangdong again: "Tell Mo Ganyun and the others to bring them back if you find them. Don't throw them away along the way."
Feng Xiangdong immediately contacted Xue Wanren - he had no contact with anyone else.
After receiving the news, Xue Wanren hurriedly went to Yu Zhongge and Mo Ganyun: "We will seize it and investigate it when we get it back!"
Singing in the Rain and Mo Ganyun, who were scattering large amounts of silver and copper coins in the village, said: "????"
Immediately confused.
"What the hell...where else is there? I just surrendered a few cottages and they are all gone..."
"My sister-in-law is working as a back-officer...Rice are still running around in our warehouse now, and my sister-in-law is angry..."
Xue Wanren told the truth: "It is said that Boss Fang and the four of them have been scolded several times..."
Suddenly everyone realized the seriousness of the problem.
"Go quickly!"
Song in the Rain turned around and left as if his butt was on fire: "Hurry and check if there is anything nearby. We are almost entering Donghuzhou... There is really no one. Let's look for a few more hills."
"..."
"Let's go..."
Mo Ganyun was the most positive: "Sister-in-law usually doesn't scold people. If I get scolded because I didn't seize it, I feel like it will be hard on my face."
"Yes, let's leave the matter of getting scolded to Boss Fang..."
"If that doesn't work, you can just seize it from me..."
The four of them had already prepared for the worst.
Anyway, this time, there must be a seizure. If there is really no seizure, then Sing in the Rain and Xue Wanren will be seized! ——Only they have space rings.
…
But Fang Che had already wandered around and came to Wenxin Moxiang Bookstore again.
There is still a steady flow of people.
Most of them are warriors.
It seems that this store has the complete set of "The King's Land" and that it is open for sale. The news has spread.
More and more people are coming to buy. I smelled it carefully, but it wasn't there.
The old man still sat at the door with a vicissitudes of life on his face.
"Five hundred taels!"
"Yes, five hundred taels!"
"You don't have to buy it!"
"Five hundred taels!"
"..."
"Fuck, why are you here again?"
This sentence was when the old man rolled his eyes and saw Fang Che.
Upon hearing these words, Fang Che's suspicion was immediately confirmed.
Although it is vague, it does not prevent you from cheating for a while.
"Yeah, I miss you."
Fang Che simply moved a stool, sat next to the table where the old man collected money, and asked with a smile: "When does it close? Can I treat senior to a drink?"
The old man said angrily: "If we don't close, we won't close all year round."
Fang Che squinted his eyes and smiled: "That's too tiring. Although a set of books only earns five hundred taels, you can't overwork yourself. After all, you are old. If you keep doing this, how can your body bear it? ah."
The old man suddenly frowned, narrowed his eyes, looked at Fang Che, and said, "There is something in your words, boy, did someone else say something to you?"
Fang Che said: "How can I? I don't know anyone, how could anyone tell me such a secret thing."
The old man was furious, with veins popping out on his forehead, and said: "I know damn well that this bastard is unreliable, and he says anything!"
Fang Che frowned and said: "My father-in-law, senior, you are being a bit unreasonable. What did I say and you suddenly got angry?"
The old man snorted. His original image of being old and weak was still there, but his energy and spirit suddenly became different. His eyes shone with wisdom and he said lightly: "You said it yourself, 'How could others do this? "Tell me such a secret thing," hehe, please explain to me, what does this sentence mean? "
Fang Che frowned and said calmly: "This is just what I observed and guessed. Besides, I don't even know who you are or your identity. What you said is a bit forceful."
The old man laughed: "You are calm, and your qi-raising skills seem to be pretty good. Then explain to me, what is the secret thing you are talking about?"
Fang Che said: "I really made my own guess."
"What's the reason?"
"For example, I came in and saw your books, and then I discovered..."
Fang Che explained the reasons for his speculation one by one and said, "Aren't these enough? Why do you have to ask others to tell me?"
The old man sneered: "Then why are you so eager to explain? Are you afraid that someone will blame you?"
The veins on Fang Che's forehead bulged out: "Old man, I don't understand what you mean by insisting on this topic. No one really told me, can I still make up someone?"
"Hehehe..."
The old man's eyes that see through the world are full of ridicule: "You continue to quibble."
Fang Che was speechless and spread his hands helplessly: "My father-in-law, you are completely unreasonable. You don't even give me room to argue?..."
The old man snorted, very unhappy, and said: "You keep secretly saying that I am old and too tired. What do you mean? You don't understand it yourself? Are you showing off your cleverness in front of me? Do you think I am so clever? All your life’s experience in the martial arts world was gained by eating shit?”
Fang Che laughed and said: "But after all, acquaintance is fate. You have always misunderstood me deeply. How about I treat you to a drink? If you have any questions, just sit here and talk. It's better to hold a glass of wine." It’s comfortable to say.”
The old man showed a bored expression and said, "I have no interest in drinking anything with any of you."
At this moment, a warrior came over holding a set of books: "Check out."
"Five hundred taels."
The warrior obviously knew the price and paid directly.
Fang Che smiled: "Sorry, it's closed today, no sales."
The warrior was stunned and looked at Fang Che with an unkind expression: "Who are you?"
Fang Che slowly placed the Guardian waist card on the table, then slapped the life and death order on the side of the waist card, and said with a smile: "Southeast Headquarters, Life and Death Inspection Team, Fang Che."
Immediately, the warrior seemed to have seen Lord Yama, his face suddenly changed, his pupils almost burst out of his eye sockets, and he blurted out two words: "Fang Tu?!"
Fang Che frowned: "Huh?"
"Fang...Captain Fang?" The warrior was so frightened that his legs went weak, and he slapped himself in the face.
"Exactly down there."
"Hug, hug...I'm sorry. A villain cannot recognize a true hero..."
The warrior quickly returned the set of books to the bookshelf, bowed his body and exited the bookstore. The sweat on his face fell to the ground without even wiping it off, with a smile on his face: "Hug, hug... I'm sorry. ...Excuse me...Goodbye, no...see you again indefinitely..."
Go out and run away.
The old man was stunned as he watched the money he got fly away.
His beard was trembling with anger.
He turned his head angrily: "You, you, you... what on earth are you going to do!"
Fang Che smiled: "I want to drink with you."
The old man shook his hands: "...bastard!"
Although the bookstore is large, there is still a lot of movement here. Everyone in the world has a sharp ear and eyes. Fang Che's words to reveal his identity have been heard by everyone.
The quacks who came to buy books one after another felt as if they had been struck by a bolt from the blue.
All I could think about was the collapse of ‘I just came to buy a book but I stepped into the palace of the king of hell’.
They all put down the books in their hands and walked out quietly.
When passing Fang Che, he smiled in a flattering manner with cold sweat on his forehead, then backed out and ran away.
For a moment, there was no one.
I could vaguely hear people walking away talking in low voices.
"Damn it...Fang Tu, Fang Tu is actually here, my legs are weak..."
"I have a fucking cramp in my calf...wait a moment, hiss...I'll rub it..."
"You're here to buy a book and you can meet the King of Hell... You're so unlucky today. I'll go find Xiao Taohong later to wash away my bad luck..."
"Tsk, it's better to meet the King of Hell. If you don't live long enough, you won't die if you meet the King of Hell. But when you meet Fang Tu, he will send you to see the King of Hell regardless of whether you arrive or not... It's really a cliffhanger, I After meeting Fang Tu, I actually managed to come out alive... Let’s celebrate later and find Xiao Taohong to release her..."
"Let me tell you, I didn't do anything bad. Why did I feel a cold breeze on the back of my head when I entered the bookstore? I have been confused. How did I know that Fang Tu was there... This man carries tens of thousands of ghosts with him? ah……"
"..."
There are also a few people who are very kind in the distance and are on guard on both sides.
"Why are you going?"
"It is said that Wen Xin Mo Xiang rules the world..."
"Ha... don't blame me for not reminding you, Fang Tu is inside!"
"Who!!??" Suddenly there was a scream.
"Fang Tu!"
"Really? Damn it...Whether it's true or not, I won't go there..."
Slowly, more and more people gathered on both sides, and the teahouse was full of people.
Then there are people who have other thoughts: "Don't say anything, let's see who the unlucky guy gets in..."
Then someone really unlucky got in.
Everyone stared with wide eyes.
The guy who went in walked out backwards, bent almost to the ground, exited tremblingly, then turned around and wiped his sweat and ran... He fell down while running.
Get up and run...
So everyone watching the fun was gloating and laughing.
"Yes! Hahahaha..."
A few unlucky guys went to the teahouse angrily, and when they caught someone they knew, they started scolding them: "What the hell, Wang Laosan... why didn't you remind me that Fang Tu was in there? What the hell... from now on, I If I cut off my robe and sever my righteousness, no one will know me!"
"Don't...Brother Li, I really didn't see it was you...Come, come, sit down, waiter! Serve tea! Brother Li, you must have been scared just now..."
"Fuck... don't mention it! As soon as I entered, I saw a life and death order slapped on my face. I even peed on the spot... Damn, where is the latrine?"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
…
Inside the store.
The old man was already foaming at the mouth with anger: "You, you, you... you, you, you, you evil thief! You, you... how do you want me to do business!?"
Fang Che said: "We'll do it tomorrow. Is there still one day left before we can make money?"
"I'm sorry..."
"Let's go have a drink?"
"What the hell!"
"Let's go have a drink?"
"My nanny..."
The old man was so angry that he was out of breath, and his face turned red: "Is it just a one-day thing? If you do this, with your reputation of being disgusting, the business of my store will be ruined! At least Don’t expect any improvement within three months.”
Fang Che touched his chin complacently: "Has my reputation reached such a high level now?"
"How dare you put gold on your own face!"
The old man was furious: "Tell me what to do!"
"Let's have a drink to relieve our worries." Fang Che stood up and said, "Master, please."
"Don't go!"
"Then I won't leave today. I'll come back tomorrow. And the day after tomorrow."
"I will never let you in again!"
"Then I'll stand at the door! Stand on the street!"
Fang Che said: "Anyway, I have to have a drink with you."
The old man was furious: "Fang Che! What do you want!"
"Life is short when we drink together." Fang Che said: "I just want to get drunk with my father-in-law, and by the way, say a few words from my heart."
"You just drag me out for a drink like this?"
The old man felt that he was so angry that his brain was about to be congested: "Then how can I survive in the future?"
"Don't worry, after I show up today, basically no one in the whole Donghuzhou will bother you anymore!" Fang Che said.
"You don't need to tell me that. No one dares to bother you, but no one dares to come to buy books!"
The old man was angry.
"So, I'll go out to buy some food, and we'll drink in this store? That's fine!"
Fang Che was calm and composed, and he was sure that this old guy would not dare to do anything to him.
It can be heard from the previous confrontation.
This old man... humph, definitely has a relationship with the upper level of the Guardian, and after I left yesterday, this old man must have contacted him.
Since they have contacted, do I need to guess what the upper level will say to him?
"That won't work!"
The old man said angrily: "You go to buy vegetables and wine, and you have to pretend to go back. You can't have anything to do with my store... I want to drink two hundred years of Iron Blood Table... One year less is not allowed, and then I will... I will wait for you there. Remember to disguise! You can disguise, right, bastard?!"
"Just hold it!"
Fang Che laughed and walked over to get a set of books: "Five hundred taels?"
"Five hundred taels! Bring it!"
"Give it to you when you drink!"
Fang Che held a thick stack of books and walked out.
The sun was almost in the morning.
The old man stamped his feet and beat his chest in the store: "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!!!"
"What a sin!!"
...
Fang Che came out with a pile of books, and immediately attracted everyone's attention.
Everyone looked over.
Then they saw Fang Che directly put a note on the door of the bookstore.
He walked away.
Everyone hurriedly came closer to watch: "Close the store for three days!"
Suddenly they realized.
"So Fang Tu is here to investigate a case."
"What's the matter? Closing the store for three days is so light?"
"Don't worry about it, don't ask... It doesn't matter to us."
"Let's go, come back in three days if you want to buy books."
"Fang Tu shouldn't be here by then, right? I'm a little afraid."
"Since there is this seal, it means that it will be over in three days. This is how the guardian works."
"That's good."
This is also what Fang Che can think of. The best way to remedy the old man's bookstore is to set a deadline.
It's three days, so it's three days.
After three days, it will slowly recover, but if there is no such note... As the old man said, it won't recover in half a year!
It may even go bankrupt. Fang Tu's reputation is so awesome!
"I would rather go to the Ninth Palace of the King of Hell than let Fang Tu take a look!"
In ordinary people's homes, Fang Che already has a shrine to worship him; but in the eyes of warriors, especially martial arts, Fang Tu has reached the terrifying level of being able to stop children from crying.
At noon.
Fang Che secretly came to a very ordinary small courtyard.
Very exquisite.
The spiritual plant grape racks are all around the whole courtyard. Now it is summer, and clusters of crystal grapes are hanging quietly.
Although it is not ripe yet, the fragrance that belongs to spiritual fruit is already very rich and fragrant.
Carrying wine and food in, Fang Che immediately restored his original appearance and smiled: "You are so elegant, even this grape is disguised as a spiritual plant. Tsk, even spiritual plants can be disguised, the senior is really a hermit master."
The old man snorted and rolled his eyes and said: "Close the door."
Bang.
The door closed.
The old man waved his hand, and a soundproof barrier was cast over the yard.
Then he threw three more in a row.
The whole yard was covered tightly.
Fang Che's heart trembled. This is so scary? This old guy is really a hidden talent!
It seems that my buddy has taken the right path today!
The old man sneered at Fang Che and said coldly: "Mr. Fang, if you don't give me an explanation today, I will make you unable to leave this place!"