Chapter 506: Laughing at the Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter with Wild Waves [Two in One]
An Ruoxing saw Fang Che being so flattering for the first time, and was extremely uncomfortable.
He was extremely surprised and immediately spit out a mouthful of tea, coughed and started to wipe the table with a rag, saying: "Don't pretend in front of me. Chief Zhao was scolded by you in front of so many people, and now he is almost depressed by you. Who are you pretending to be a grandson in front of me, the deputy chief?"
"You are deliberately trying to get Zhao Shanhe to fight with me!" An Ruoxing scolded.
"No, no, I respect the deputy chief from the bottom of my heart."
Fang Che said: "Besides, you know what Chief Zhao is like, isn't that a play... hehe."
"If you have something to say, say it quickly, if you have something to say, fart quickly!"
An Ruoxing said impatiently: "I'm busy! I appease your teacher every day and I have to appease you!"
"Is that so? Doesn't our team still have internal staff?"
Fang Che drooled.
"Oh? Didn't I tell you that it will be equipped in the next two days?" An Ruoxing looked at him puzzledly.
"It's mainly because it's not very convenient, I'm not familiar with it... It's also hard to command, and I'm not confident..." Fang Che said.
An Ruoxing understood immediately.
Does this kid have other ideas?
Leaning back on the chair, An Ruoxing lazily said, "Do you have a candidate?"
Fang Che said, "What do you think of my wife Ye Meng?"
An Ruoxing choked again, "You actually came to me to arrange a job for your wife?"
"How can you say it's arranging a job? It's clear that both of us are eager to contribute to the security of the mainland..."
Fang Che chuckled, "Besides, this kind of thing is just a matter of a word from you, the deputy chief..."
An Ruoxing said angrily, "You actually want to open a husband-and-wife shop in the Inspection Office? No, no! Give up on this idea."
Fang Che frowned, "I don't want to either, but the situation is different now."
"What's different?"
"It's like this, I found clues to the Qinglong Gang."
An Ruoxing immediately became energetic, "Detailed!"
"It's like this, today..."
Fang Che told the story of the little beggars again, and said, "...So now the nine little guys have been placed in my dormitory in the Inspection Office by me."
"..."
An Ruoxing was a little confused. Adopted just like that?
"So someone needs to take care of you."
"..."
"And my wife has no job now, no income, our family is in financial difficulty, and we need her to work and earn some money to supplement our income..."
Fang Che said.
"Get lost, your teacher! Speak human language to me."
An Ruoxing slammed the table. Her heart ached, and she said angrily: "Your family is in financial difficulty, do you want me to apply for a poverty-stricken household subsidy for you?"
"Uh... As long as you dare to give it to me, I will take it!"
"Wait... Let's talk business!"
"Yes, yes, Deputy Chief, you see that our job is also special. If outsiders are working as clerks, we really don't feel at ease. There are too many secrets, and they are not suitable for public disclosure... In addition, the children of the seven major families are gathered together. Think about it, who can control these young masters as clerks? Except for me Besides my wife, who else can do this? My wife is their eldest sister-in-law. As the saying goes, an eldest sister-in-law is like a mother..."
Fang Che said, "So I am not selfish. I am thinking about the overall interests of our Guardians..."
An Ruoxing murmured, "You are really good at talking. I am almost convinced by you... Try harder."
"If I am trained here, I will take office in other places in the future. Bringing my wife is just like bringing an assistant. It will save countless troubles."
Fang Che said earnestly.
"One more sentence will convince me." An Ruoxing touched his chin.
"Besides, Ye Meng still has the wedding gift you gave us hanging around his neck. It is said to be your heirloom. In this case, am I not the younger generation of your family? In this case, isn't my wife your niece's wife? As an elder in the family, what's wrong with you seeking some benefits for your niece's wife?"
"Okay!"
An Ruoxing was radiant and laughed: "No need to say, it's okay! I'll do it for you!"
"Okay!"
Fang Che was overjoyed: "The deputy chief is indeed a model of abusing power for personal gain... No, no, I was wrong. The deputy chief is indeed a good elder of my husband and wife."
An Ruoxing was in a good mood and didn't care about his outspokenness. He said proudly: "I, An Ruoxing, have abused my power for personal gain. Who dares to fart?"
"Awesome!"
Fang Che cheered.
He thought to himself that Master Jiu would not peel off your skin!
As soon as he said it, An Ruoxing immediately took a pen to write the special recruitment procedures and signed the appointment letter for the internal staff of the sixth team at the same time.
With two clangs, the seal was stamped brightly and clearly.
"Take it! This needs to be filed with the chief financial officer. From now on, your wife will be an official garrison cadre."
"Great favor..."
"Get lost!"
An Ruoxing kicked Fang Che out.
Fang Che got up and went to handle the formalities.
Come back when he's done.
It's just in time for everyone to go off duty.
Fang Che met the people going off duty, striding with his head held high, full of official authority.
I even arranged for my wife.
From now on, my wife will be my clerk.
As the saying goes, clerks do things when there's work to do, and do nothing when there's nothing to do...
Ahem!
For this kind of thing, keep a low profile!
"Hello, Captain Fang!"
"Captain Fang, haven't you gone off duty yet?"
"Captain Fang!"
I greeted many people. Although everyone wanted to stay away from the captain who wielded the order of life and death, superficial skills were absolutely indispensable.
If he holds a grudge, everything will be over.
Fang Che waved his hand with a smile: "Everyone is safe, I'm on duty. Congratulations. Come back, let's go back to your wife and children, and enjoy the family happiness. I'm so happy, I really envy you. It's a pity that I'm new here and I don't have a place to stay. It’s really sad to think about it…”
The inspectors hurriedly left with heavy-faced faces.
If you walk slower, you will be afraid of being splashed with the smell of pussy.
Who the hell doesn’t know that Prince Fang’s Mansion was bought by you? Damn it, you bought a big yard of 220 acres of land by yourself, and you actually have the nerve to say that you have no place to stay... Are your feet that big? Do you want to cover the entire Donghuzhou?
To deal with such a bitch, we should investigate the crime of unexplained origin of his huge wealth!
But everyone knows this is a no-brainer. As a high-level warrior, although he lives a tight life on weekdays, he does not have enough resources to practice.
But compared to the secular world, making money is not difficult.
Even easy.
As long as you are willing to sell the spiritual crystals you usually cultivate, even the low-grade and mid-grade ones, one piece will be a lot of money!
After all, for ordinary people, wearing it is a treasure that can prolong life!
Silver, what is that?
As far as Fang Che's current net worth is concerned, if nothing else, just the 8,000 top-grade spiritual crystals that this stingy bastard won that day, I don't know how many Prince Fang's mansions he can buy!
And this is only the apparent wealth that everyone knows about, and there is no telling how much there is.
Checking the gold and silver properties of high-level guardians is just stupid behavior.
Only a fool would have the idea of "unknown sources of huge wealth".
Everyone disappeared with a whoosh.
Captain Fang, who had not had enough of showing off, was a little dissatisfied.
Then I heard again: "Hey, this is not Captain Fang."
Fang Che turned around and waved his hand as he spoke: "Ah haha, I really envy you..."
Turning around, he saw it was Captain Zhou Quanfu.
What a creditor and enemy.
Fang Che turned around and left.
"Hey, stop for me!"
Zhou Quanfu quickly caught up and stopped him: "Captain Fang, it's fine that you don't take me as the captain seriously, but you have to return the set of books to me that day, right?"
"Book? What book?"
"Then you ordered Mo Ganyun and others to steal my book! I bought it with real money!"
"Captain, as a leader, you can't talk nonsense and slander your subordinates. Why did such an honest and honest child like Mo Ganyun become a robber in your mouth? If this word gets out, how will you find the child in the future? Wife? Her reputation is ruined."
Fang Che stared, denying it and then slapped him down.
Zhou Quanfu was furious: "You are the only one who wants reputation? Labor and management are shameless? I was knocked to the ground and kicked in the crotch by my subordinates and couldn't use it for two whole days. How about the reputation of labor and management? Stop talking nonsense and bring it!"
"do not have!"
Fang Che will definitely not pay it back.
Even though I just threw it over there after reading it, wouldn't it prove my team's crime as soon as I return it?
I won’t give it to you even if I throw it away!
Zhou Quanfu raised his hand and pointed at him: "Fang Laoliu, what the hell are you? Just wait, you will always fall into my hands..."
Turn around and leave.
"Hey..."
Fang Che suddenly remembered that Ye Meng's procedure required the captain's signature, and hurriedly stopped him, mysteriously saying: "Captain, I will definitely not give the book to you. But do you want to take the credit for it?"
Zhou Quanfu suddenly became energetic: "Credit?"
I haven't done anything for a long time!
"certainly!"
"What credit?"
"Haha, come here... tonight... in the middle of the night... eh? Do you understand? When we have dinner together in the evening, we will treat it as a subordinate bribing the captain." Fang Che said.
"Fuck you, do you think I don't know that you don't have to spend money to eat in your life? Why do you want a bribe? What kind of bribe did you get? Is it what you paid for?!"
Zhou Quanfu said angrily.
"Hey, don't mind these little details. The important thing is after the meal. After the meal, you can order the people and horses together... so, so, so... won't we get the credit?"
Fang Che said enthusiastically: "Captain, this means that you are my immediate superior. If it were someone else, it would be strange for me not to be able to live alone. There is no reason to give away the credit you have received in vain."
"Is this true? Is this true?" Zhou Quanfu was really moved.
"It's absolutely true, there is no such thing, you withdraw from me!"
Fang Che vowed.
"How can I have the right to remove you... What the hell... is this really happening?"
"Captain! Am I, Fang Che, a braggart?"
"It makes sense."
Zhou Quanfu was already thinking about how to deploy manpower at night.
To do this perfectly, five teams must be dispatched together...
Then Zhou Quanfu reacted: Hey, there are five teams... Oh, I understand.
Looking at Che's face in front of me, I couldn't help but feel a feeling of chest tightness.
I worked my butt off to snatch this team from several other captains, but it turned out to be a piece of cake that could be seen but not used!
I thought I was getting a big deal, but it turned out that I was losing a lot of strength.
The establishment of six teams has turned into five teams!
Just thinking about it makes my liver and lungs hurt.
But now there is a chance to make a contribution...
Zhou Quanfu's expression was uncertain, and he finally stamped his foot: "Okay, that's it."
"Well, Captain, why don't you just go back with me and have dinner together in the evening? You also need to mobilize your troops..."
"Yes. Good!"
The words "mobilizing troops and generals" made Zhou Quanfu very happy, and he followed Fang Che back: "Yes, I really can't leave for such a big operation. It seems that I can only eat your food at night. Haha..."
With food, drink, merit, and a bright future ahead, Captain Zhou suddenly felt very good.
Fang Che struck while the iron was hot: "That's...who can be so great and upright except you? I won't let others come to eat my food...Captain, where is your office? Oh, that's it...come on, come on, Here is a note for you to sign..."
Zhou Quanfu signed and stamped the name in a daze before he finally realized: "Have you decided on the back office here? Tsk, who is this Night Dream? The name is good and has a lot of meaning."
"Yes, hahaha, this is my wife."
"..."
Zhou Quanfu was confused in the wind, and rolled his eyes for a long time before he came to his senses: "What the hell did you actually recruit your wife to work? Make her an official guardian cadre? What the hell..."
"It's still the captain who signs it. If you don't sign it, isn't that the same thing?"
"The special code... give it to me! Give me the fucking note!"
Zhou Quanfu collapsed.
My wife is still a temporary worker, why should your wife become a cadre?
And they even opened a mom-and-pop shop...
This bastard took my quota, didn't listen to my orders, weakened my strength, sent people to snatch my books, and spanked my crotch. He had more authority than me. He didn't take me seriously every day, but I was so confused. I gave him the green light to accomplish such a big thing!
Am I so stupid!
Fang Che had already put away the note: "Captain, look at you. As a senior cadre of the Guardians, why are you so ungraceful...Okay, I'm leaving. There's still something to do over there."
"Are you really going to do something tonight? Why don't you try to distract me?" Zhou Quanfu chased after him and asked.
"It's true! I'm not going to lie to you, because I can't do such a big thing myself. I only have a few people..."
Zhou Quanfu is autistic.
It turns out that this was all my fault, but...
"Fang Che, don't come to me to sign in the future! Even once!"
Zhou Quanfu roared angrily, and the inspection hall trembled.
Seeing that it was night.
Feng Xiangdong quickly set off to pick up Ye Meng for dinner.
And Fang Che had already arrived at the door of the dormitory.
I saw a few little heads inside looking out.
After a good rest, the quality of sleep is particularly good, and the dormitory of the inspection hall is still soaked with spiritual energy. Although the little faces are still dark, they are also glowing with health.
The little girl is quite white. Her hair is tied up with two horn braids with a red rope. She is white and transparent, and her big eyes are twinkling.
"I still don't know your names."
Fang Che asked.
This question didn't matter, all seven little guys lowered their heads.
"We don't have names... I remember my name was Heipi since I was little..."
"I'm Erdan."
"I'm a loser."
"I'm Erba."
"Big black."
"My name is Maverick."
"My name is Scar."
When the seven names were reported, Fang Che was stunned.
Later, Dong Yunyu laughed heartily and wanted to say a few words, but Qiu Yunshang covered her mouth: "Don't talk to the child..."
Dong Yunyu struggled to break free and became furious: "Why!"
"Teaching children bad."
"I'll fuck your uncle!"
"...You are my fourth brother, and my uncle is your father!"
"What the hell..."
Fang Che touched his head and said, "So... we still need a name?"
Suddenly the eyes of the seven little guys were shining brightly.
Name it?
They really look forward to having their own names like Ren Chun and Ren Dong.
Fang Che was a little embarrassed, because he deeply felt that he had no talent for naming, mainly because the guy who wrote about himself had no talent.
"You two are still called Ren Chun and Ren Dong. Is that okay?"
"OK!"
"Then they will all follow your surname Ren." Fang Che suddenly had an idea: "You are the boss, of course my brothers will follow your surname Ren."
"Okay, okay."
Ren Chun was very excited.
Behind Fang Che.
Both Dong Yunyu and Qiu Yunshang felt that they had been shot inexplicably.
What the hell... do you want to take the boss's last name?
"Heipi, from now on your name is Ren Qiu! Erdan, your name is Ren Xia; Erwa, your name is..."
Fang Che frowned. After finishing the list of spring, summer, autumn and winter, he felt that he was speechless.
Qiu Yun said: "That second baby is called Ren Kuang."
"That's a good name. What about the others?"
The task of choosing a name somehow became Qiu Yunshang's, and he went straight to it without refusing, so he said: "Dahei's name is Ren Ao!"
"The calf's name is Ren Xiao!"
"Gousheng, your name is Ren Ran!"
"Scar, your name will be... Ren..." Qiu Yunshang thought hard, Dong Yunyu said from the side: "Ren Lang!"
Everyone immediately applauded and cheered: "Ren Lang is a very good name!"
Immediately, the little ones all clapped along, their bright eyes filled with confusion. Don't understand what it means.
But from now on, the names of the nine little guys have been decided.
Let it be spring, let it be summer, let it be autumn, let it be mad, let it be arrogant, let it laugh, let it be, let it be waves, let it be winter.
Smiling proudly in spring, summer, autumn and winter with wild waves.
Zhou Quanfu, who came over, all praised: "What a good name!"
“Not bad!”
"The little girl is so handsome!"
So the little girl was so scared that she hid behind Fang Che's butt, and quietly grabbed the back of Fang Che's clothes with her little fingers.
I just feel that my little heart is suddenly at peace.
He couldn't help lowering his head and a sweet smile emerged from the corner of his mouth.
"Let's go eat!"
At this time, there was a loud sound of wind, and the wind flew towards Dongxiang and Yemeng.
Everyone is here.
Ye Meng was pleasantly surprised when she saw so many little guys: "Ah, why are there so many cute little guys? Where do they come from?"
Dong Yunyu was busy applying eye drops and said, "Sister-in-law, these are all Fang Che's children! They were born between him and his little wife!"
Ye Meng rolled her eyes and said, "Dong Yunyu, you are becoming more and more rude now."
She actually put on the airs of being a sister-in-law and said: "If you are looking for a wife in the future, I will be the first to go over and talk to my sister-in-law so that she will not marry you!"
Dong Yunyu was immediately dumbfounded: "Sister-in-law, you can't, are you so cruel?"
Fang Che sneered: "Think about your reputation. If your sister-in-law doesn't worry about you, you will probably be in trouble for the rest of your life. How dare you provoke her."
Dong Yunyu was dumbfounded and looked at Feng Xiangdong and Qiu Yunshang for help.
The two of them talked about him.
Don't look at him at all.
"Boss..."
Fang Che said calmly: "I am a strict wife. Your sister-in-law has the final say at home. Anyway, I don't dare to provoke you. Whoever provokes you will apologize. Your sister-in-law is not greedy either. One or two pieces of divine metal can be used to coax her. good."
Dong Yunyu screamed: "Boss... our whole family doesn't even have a piece of that thing..."
Fang Che had already dragged Ye Meng to introduce the children and ignored Dong Yunyu.
"This is Ren Chun, this is Ren Dong...this is Ren Lang...the name I just took today."
Ye Meng was stunned: "Who is so talented that he got this name?"
Fang Che didn't answer, but said to the little ones with a smile: "Call Sister Yemeng!"
"Hello, sister Yemeng!"
Uniform.
Ye Meng smiled brightly: "So obedient..."
Naturally, it is impossible for nine little guys to eat together at the same table. They are at another table.
Because the nine little guys couldn't bear what Fang Che and the others ate. Letting them eat it is no different than taking poison.
If after eating a meal, all the orifices will bleed and explode...
However, Fang Che crushed a few low-level Peiyuan Pills and sprinkled them into each person's bowl of porridge.
Not that there is nothing better. But now they can only eat the lowest quality, and one pill at a time is too much for one person.
Of the nine people, they only crushed three.
This meal still made the nine little guys feel like they were in heaven.
They were too nervous to move their chopsticks.
Later, after Fang Che gave an order, Ren Chun invited the brothers to eat.
But he warned in a low voice: "Don't squeak, don't look ugly when eating. Eat slowly, don't spill the vegetable soup on the table, and don't drop it on the floor. Don't get it on your clothes!"
"besides……"
Ren Chun told her the rules while eating and taking care of her sister.
The little ones ate in silence.
Ren Dong took the first bite, and his eyes widened in shock. He swallowed it quickly, narrowed his eyes happily, and said quietly: "It smells so good..."
Several other little ones were eating with cherished sips. When they heard these words, they couldn't help but nod their heads and whisper: "It smells so delicious!"
"It smells so good that I want to cry..."
"Me too...this is the first time in my life that I have eaten something so delicious..."
The little ones were whispering, as quietly as possible, and weeping happily. The tears flowed into the food and were scooped into the stomach.
…
the other side.
Ye Meng was a little worried: "Why don't you go and watch in person?"
"Need not."
Fang Che whispered: "For the first meal, try to let them eat by themselves and get used to it. If it were the same person in the past, I guarantee that they would not dare to move their chopsticks."
"makes sense."
Everyone nodded in agreement.
Fang Che said to Ye Meng: "Meng, this is my immediate boss, Captain Zhou Quanfu."
Ye Meng hurriedly saluted: "Hello, Captain."
Zhou Quanfu returned the courtesy and said: "Hey, my immediate boss, Captain Fang sent someone to cover me in a sack and rob me on the first day he took office... What kind of immediate boss is this?"
As he said this, he looked sideways at Dong Yunyu and the others, full of resentment.
Dong Yunyu and others ate frantically, each one looking like a starving ghost reincarnated, eating with huge mouthfuls of food without even raising their heads.