Chapter 527 Things Are Twisted [Additional Chapter 9 for Silver Alliance Leader Wise Haichen]
Sikong Dou was so angry that he was foaming at the mouth.
"You are really good at making stuff up. I almost believed it..."
"Do you really think I'm stupid? Do you two think that my 8,000 years of experience in the martial arts world have all gone into a dog's head? Huh?!"
Sikong Dou roared.
Sikong Ye turned to look at Fang Che helplessly.
Fang Che sighed: "I just said you can't fool him, right?"
Sikong Ye also sighed: "If you can't be deceived, you can't be deceived. What can you do? Don't talk about you. Compared with him, I am still young. He has enough experience in the world, and his experience in human relations is more transparent. Our carefulness can be seen at a glance. Just see through it, although it’s unexpected, it’s normal.”
Fang Che said in frustration: "Based on our experience, playing tricks and scheming in front of such an old gang is really... well, it's just making people laugh."
Sikong Ye chuckled: "I also reminded you that my brother is the number one thief in the mainland. Do you think he can become the number one thief in the mainland if he has no brains? Even Xue Fuxiao, although he is powerful, is still the number one in the mainland. ?"
Fang Che stumbled and said, "Isn't it because we both have a brain problem?"
Sikong Dou looked at the two of them coldly.
Although they knew clearly that these two people were bragging in a different way, they still couldn't help but show a hint of pride on their lips.
that is!
There are many capable people in this world, but who dares to firmly occupy the first place?
Dongfang Sansan firmly occupies the first place in wisdom; Zheng Yuandong firmly occupies the first place in force, who else is there?
I am the only one who can firmly occupy the first place among the thief!
In other words, Dongfang Sansan and Zheng Yuandong and I are on the same level!
Just when Sikong Dou was thinking of this, he heard Fang Che say: "Actually, we thought wrong. The status of the eldest brother is not what we thought before. Strictly speaking, the eldest brother and the guardian chief military advisor Jiu Ye, and Weiwo The chief leader of the Orthodox Church is a figure of the same level."
The Night Emperor frowned and said, "I know you want to flatter me, but saying this is really too much..."
Sikong Dou immediately frowned, looked at the Night Emperor with evil eyes, and said, "What do you mean? Could it be that I am the number one in the world, and I am the one who made it myself?"
Ye Huang said: "Of course you didn't seal it yourself, but compared to others..."
Sikong Dou became even more angry: "How does it compare to others? I became a thief and lost your people?"
"My little brother doesn't dare."
The Night Emperor sighed.
Fang Che said: "Brother, you have a narrow mind. In fact, being number one in the world means number one in the world. There is nothing to say about this. Even if you are playing the flute or piano, as long as no one in the world can match it, you are number one in the world. Shouldn't we Is it necessary for a flute player to compete with the leader of the Solo Orthodox Church? If he can't beat Zheng Yuandong, he is not the best in the world. That doesn't make sense. That's what I think. , Brother, this is the best in the world, not only unprecedented, but also unprecedented!"
"Even if Zheng Yuandong, the chief leader of the Soli-Orthodox Sect, has been the number one in martial arts all his life, so what? Wasn't he the number one in martial arts in King's Landing tens of thousands of years ago? And my brother, the number one thief, have you ever heard of anything before? From now on. Even if there is any, it’s just Brother Shi’s tooth wisdom, nothing worth mentioning.”
This sentence really spoke to Sikongdou's heart.
Stroking his sparse beard, he looked down at Ye Huang and said: "Listen, little brother Fang is still sensible. You said that I have a brother like you. In addition to worrying about you, I just make you angry with me. After so many years, I don't understand. Something happened?”
The Night Emperor has a black streak on his head.
After cooperating with Gang Teru, he stepped into the mud!
This is simply...
Fang Che hurriedly made things right, but Sikong Dou had deviated from the Night Emperor's expected trajectory from the very beginning; until now, the Night Emperor was a little embarrassed and was about to explode.
He was also afraid that the Night Emperor would suddenly explode, which would not only end the plan.
And it’s still a huge embarrassment. I have no choice but to smooth things over myself.
He said hurriedly: "Boss, you are right. My eldest brother is also the best in the world. The Night Emperor shocked the world. Now that he is in full recovery, he can unify the southeast. Even if he wants to conquer the underground world of the entire continent in the future, it is only a matter of time. "
Sikong Dou chuckled: "Just him? Hahaha..."
The Night Emperor was angry: "What's wrong with me?"
"I've been ruined for more than two thousand years." Sikong Dou rolled his eyes.
When the Night Emperor heard this, he immediately rolled his eyes.
Fang Che almost laughed out loud: The two brothers rolled their eyes together, with four whites and no black eyes visible at all. It was really... so comical!
"There's nothing we can do about being plotted against." Fang Che said.
"Haha, I can't see clearly whether it's a human or a ghost. I'm still night blind, but I'm almost night blind. If it's a trap, I'll get in. If I get in, I can't get out. I need my big brother to save my life. I've been waiting for him for more than two thousand years. ...Isn't it a shame! Night Emperor... Bah!"
Sikong Dou snorted.
The Night Emperor became embarrassed.
But what the eldest brother said was true, and he couldn't refute it yet. He blushed and said, "My younger brother is still here, can't you save some face for me?"
Sikongdou was furious: "You want to save face, so you send your eldest brother to jail?! Not only do I lose face, but I also lose my life!"
"Aren't you coming out too? Besides, since this is the design, what can I do if I don't get you out?"
"So I deserve to be tricked by you?"
The two brothers started to quarrel.
Fang Che suddenly felt dizzy.
Fortunately, the two of them stopped arguing after a few words. They each rolled their eyes angrily and then tilted their heads to the side.
Fang Che said enviously: "You two have such a good relationship."
"I have a good relationship with him?" The two of them spoke at the same time and shut up at the same time, both with contemptuous tones.
Fang Che laughed heartily, put his arm around Sikong Dou's shoulders and said, "Actually, boss, if I say something, don't be displeased to hear it."
"you say."
Sikong Dou said.
"He is your biological brother. Even if you are tricked by your biological brother, what will happen? What's more, there is no malicious intent? Right?"
Fang Che said: "You have been number one in the mainland for so many years. Even if we try hard to defraud you of your net worth, how much can we defraud you? Do you think this is true?"
Sikong Dou snorted and said, "It's not that bad...you can just ask me for it."
"I asked you for it directly... and you wouldn't give it to me?"
Yehuang said angrily: "You don't even need a few things from outside your body. How about you hold on to them as if they were your own lives every day, and save them to fall on your skeleton when you die in the future?"
Sikong Dou was furious: "Who said I won't give it? Do you want it? Do you want it?"
He grabbed his younger brother's clothes and said angrily: "Are you asking me to do it? Just say I won't give it to you?!"
Ye Huang hurriedly winked at Fang Che.
The opportunity has come.
Fang Che wanted to end it a long time ago, because Sikongdou's attitude was obvious, but Ye Huang kept urging him.
Fang Che also understood that the Night Emperor was actually riding a tiger now... He proposed it on his own initiative, but now things are already screwed up.
Feeling helpless, I had no choice but to stand up. I had no choice, I was young, so I had no choice but to be shameless. It doesn't matter if you throw away your shame, so he smiled and said: "Brother, since you have said so, I will be shameless and ask for it directly: give me some of your spiritual crystal milk."
Sikong Dou grabbed the collar of Ye Huang's clothes and froze on the spot.
His eyes almost bulged out.
His face turned blue and red.
Ye Huang was grabbed by his clothes, but he was relieved in his heart. He was extremely embarrassed, knowing that it was extremely rare for Fang Che to cooperate to this extent.
So he spread his hands and said, "Look, isn't this asking for it directly from you? Will you give it to me?"
The veins on Sikongdou's forehead were prominent, his face was twisted, and he murmured: "You two have no conscience! You are trying to kill me!"
Ye Huang said: "What's wrong, brother? This, I want it in person. Does what you said still count?"
Sikong Dou groaned and said in despair: "You should just send me back to prison. I will give up my life rather than my wealth."
As soon as these words came out, Ye Huang's face immediately turned purple.
Before he could speak, Fang Che sighed and said, "In that case, forget it."
After the plan was exposed, Fang Che also felt embarrassed because Sikong Dou's reaction when he came up was that he was screwed.
This made Fang Che already feel that something was wrong.
But Ye Huang kept trying, and Fang Che was almost beaten alive. In desperation, he had no choice but to be shameless again and asked for a confrontation, but Sikong Dou still refused.
Fang Che didn't want it anymore.
Although it was Sikong Ye's idea, he was the executor. It's very embarrassing, especially since it feels a bit like trying to repay a favor.
Fang Che felt extremely unhappy.
If he follows this joke-like topic and continues to stalk him, Fang Che is sure that he can get it.
But Sikong Dou was reluctant and felt uncomfortable even if he got Fang Che.
It still left a grudge in Sikong Dou's heart.
Sikong Dou snorted.
"Who are you going to use it for?"
Sikong Dou asked: "If it's for your own use, that's okay."
This sentence was already soft, and he was obviously aware of the awkwardness of the atmosphere.
Fang Che said calmly: "They are just a few children with average qualifications."
He smiled, stood up and said, "Well, I'll go back first."
Things suddenly became so embarrassing that Sikong Ye felt numb and embarrassed, and the embarrassment in his heart almost overflowed.
Who would have thought that he and his eldest brother, two thousand-year-old gangsters, could actually handle this matter?
This was so unexpected.
He stood up and said, "Brother, wait a moment."
"No wait."
Fang Che smiled freely and said: "Brother, don't blame me. I am greedy for this matter today. In fact, having said that, I can make up for the children's qualifications little by little with Peiyuan Dan and so on. You still have time."
Seeing Fang Che's embarrassment, Sikong Ye was speechless and shameless for a moment, and said: "We are indeed a little too hasty. With the energy of the guardian, it is not difficult for you to improve the qualifications of a few little guys."
He said: "I haven't had a big meal for a long time. I bought some today. Let's have a big meal this morning."
He sighed softly and said a little tiredly: "Today, it's my fault."