Chapter 658 Life Saving Plan (Catch the Bus Today, Start Making up Tomorrow.)

Question, what is the most embarrassing thing in the world?

Did you open the bathroom door just in time to see your adopted sister taking a bath? Or did you open the bedroom door and see your childhood sweetheart changing into pajamas? Or was it when you were working part-time as a cowherd and your immediate boss wanted you?

No, this is just child's play.

Because no matter how tortuous the process is, it will eventually follow the routine and turn into a plot with UP favorability.

Why is this happening?

Obviously, he won the third place in the rookie season, entered the Wanshi card pool, and got a new golden finger. The three joys should have overlapped each other. These three joys brought more and more joy. What should have been obtained A dreamlike happy time, but why——

"Sao Nian, are you asking me to recharge Q coins by saying nothing?" The fluffy penguin chirped and opened its flippers and walked on the carpet.

In the pages of the Book of Destiny, lines of writing appeared, and then twisted, squirmed and condensed, making the newly formed penguin more real.

As if suddenly awakened from a deep sleep, the silhouette of a crow in a state of stress flapped its wings as if it were a ghost.

[Holy and fallen, both are kingdoms created by Him]

[He is one and ten thousand]

[He is now, has been, and will be forever.!x-on:$]

"Fuck! A record of riding a horse makes me independent?!"

The crow sent a message from the Book of Destiny: "You were the one who led the rancher here?!!!"

In Huaishi's stiff and sluggish appearance, the penguin silhouette in the Book of Destiny raised its head, looked to the outside world, and met Su Lin's eyes.

[In the beginning]

[God]

"Who's calling me?!"

Su Lin, who had just put on the penguin hood, was stunned. He subconsciously stretched out his hand and grabbed the air according to the connection. An illusory mini penguin suddenly appeared in his hand.

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He squeezed it hard, and the recorded message instantly collapsed and dissipated, returning to the traces left by Su Lin in the world.

"Sao Nian, although it has something to do with the Heavenly Path I use at home."

Su Lin said that this young man was standing there in a daze, and it turned out that he was not listening to him at all: "But your Book of Destiny is a bit too evil."

Seeing Huai Shi's expression collapsed and ghosted, Su Lin, who had not had time to do anything, felt that he was inexplicably despised by others around him.

That look seemed to say:

"What a great official authority, Lord Su Lin."

Meng Qi pinched his throat and was still breathing out strange anger.

"No BB." Su Lin pointed at Meng Qi and issued a warning, then turned around and reassured: "It's okay. I just blacklisted your book in this world, and now I can't be recorded."

The sleepy crow cheered up and sent a message.

Although there is no relevant record of the chat group in the Book of Destiny, based on the situation just now, it sent a warning to Huai Shi before re-entering the instinctual sleep.

The missing record may represent one of the elements of destruction due to constant revisions, excessive distortion, and falling into the abyss. It symbolizes the divine will and divinity of Almighty God, and the reflection of Heavenly Father in hell.

"Rancher?"

Even if he had just arrived in Huaishi and learned from the famous Eryou male mother youth version of Wei Gong Shaoxia that all the people were from other worlds, it was inevitable to make associations.

Did you join the [Elements of Destruction] chat group?

"You could also call him a fallen god."

Meng Qi added: "I just checked and found out that the rancher is your peer!?"

Huai Shi felt that she should have sent it.

"I'm going to the seafood market now, and I can go into the sea right away." Huai Shi held on and tried to save her:

"You may not believe it when I tell you, but there was an Antarctic penguin demon standing in front of me at that time, and it was 100% synchronized with the chat history. I thought it was subtitles."

Su Lin took off the penguin hood on his head, gave up his plan to transform into [Tony Su], and asked half-heartedly: "The one from the Giant Goose Group?"

"We all know things across the world. The boss is indeed a boss!" Huai Shi tried to use the professional skill card "Praise", much like the second Zhang Chulan.

"Didn't they tell you?" Su Lin looked at the others strangely.

Huai Shi looked confused: "What did you say?"

After he sent away the penguin from the Giant Goose Group, he found a toilet in the hospital. After making sure that there was no one in the cubicle and no cameras, he approached the 'good old man' Emiya Shirou to apply for time travel.

For no other reason than to prove that King Arthur cannot be a man!

As soon as I landed, I saw the other person carrying pots and pans, saying that he wanted to change places.

"Look in the group, no, I'll pass it to you." Su Lin thought for a moment, then directly extracted a copy of the information extracted from the mobile web page and passed it to the other party:

"It's faster. Maybe I can copy and paste it directly."

Huaishi entered the compressed information package with a confused look on her face, and then...

["I want a good beating..."

——The Sword of Disaster, the Gravekeeper of the Old World, the Adjuster, the Last Defender of Heaven, One of the Twenty-Four Elements of Destruction, Little Page on Huaihai Road, the Scorching Sun of the Abyss, and the ultimate King of Hell: Huai Shi. ]

"Am I also a novel like the Lord of Mysteries?"

As a lover of current literature and a mysterious Amway person, Huaishi remembered the writing style of the Book of Destiny, and felt that it would be a pity not to submit such good writing to earn royalties.

Well, it makes sense. In a sense, the contents of the Book of Destiny are novels.

But why is there his name behind this halberd with a bunch of second-tier titles and one of the fucking twenty-four elements of destruction? !

Is the author here?

Can the little Peppa Pig from Huaihai Road be deleted? ?

Just as he started to flip through the pages, the book of destiny in his soul began to ripple again. Countless flowing writings suddenly erupted, filling the blanks and opening up page after page!

There was a bright light on the page of the book, and within a moment, the sleeping crow made a cry that sounded like it was getting out of bed.

Huaishi could understand that he didn't sleep all day and night to practice, but it was the same when he had to get up at noon the next day to work to earn living expenses. But as long as his mind is clearer, he can learn to bow to life, and then continue to work as a cow or a horse. .

"This is."

The crow exclaimed in disbelief.

Huai Shi also understood that he was probably surprised to find that the Book of Destiny would complete the content of the future.

It was the same for me, so while looking at the title page, I had to think in my mind to relieve the shock.

"Unknown Prophet", "Predicting the Future", "I just became the Prince of Paradise and started a new cheating life in advance", "I know a lot of villain titles and I know that I want to be a good person in the future".

Just when Huai Shi thought that he could still make a lot of money by knowing the future in advance, a dark shadow was reflected in his dark eyes.

The illusory bird came from nowhere, dragging its crumbling tired body and spreading its wings.

Snap——!

"Draft it!!!"

The crow flapped its wings on Huai Shi's face and yelled, "I'm really in trouble, you damn scumbag!!!"

As the surging words gathered from the Book of Destiny, the crow that was digesting the Wedge of God disappeared again and returned to sleep.

The confused Huaishi covered her face and was stunned for a while before muttering to herself:

"Even my dad never hit me."

What does it mean?

Huai Shi, who had not yet had time to check the Book of Destiny, rubbed the red area, and her feminine face looked charming and aggrieved.

"Are you okay? Apply it to reduce swelling."

Su Lin handed over the tea-scented wet tissue in a gentlemanly manner, looked at Huai Shi, and said regretfully: "I wish you had joined the group earlier. Oh, I really want to get to know you earlier."

Meng Qi, who was still looking for an opportunity to undermine Su Lin's backstabbing at KTV, suddenly calmed down. He glanced at Su Lin and observed Huai Shi for a while. He remembered the rumors and took a step back slowly.

And Irena, who had just entered through the main entrance with Horaishan Kaguya, began to twitch at the corners of her eyes.

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Although he can always be a cowherd, if he is forced to become gay in order to survive in a life-and-death crisis, there is nothing he can do about it, but...

According to the Bible, homosexuality is a sin.

So it shouldn’t be right?

Huaishi seemed to be under a petrification spell, and the surrounding group fell into silence.

"This way I can introduce you two to each other earlier." Su Lin caught Lu Mingfei, who was hiding behind a bookshelf and holding a book of exercises, hiding his face, and said:

"That night in Takamagahara, the Hanamichi Summit Tournament was missing something exciting because of the absence of you."

"Really, Sakura-chan?"

Cowherd's Bond (2/2)

Lu Mingfei had a sad face and glanced at the handsome and feminine guy opposite: "Hello, I'm Lu Mingfei."

How to say

Fortunately, I joined the group late, otherwise I would have been persecuted long ago.

"Hello, Senior Lu." Huai Shi's tone was quite humble.

"I'm just an amateur." Lu Mingfei tried to correct him: "Don't call me senior."

Huai Shi shook his head and said, "I have read your legend."

The legendary Cowherd who couldn't keep a hundred thousand flower tickets broke the theory of casting a wide net and could lie down just by holding a Bai Fumei in his arms

"I have a business order here that requires two cowherds. We can talk about it later."

Su Lin saw his friends arriving one after another and dragged Lu Mingfei away: "I won't disturb you in the kitchen for now. We'll talk later."

Lu Mingfei said blankly: "What do you want to play again?"

"There is a female customer." Su Lin glanced at someone who was very active in the group.

[Zhou Mingrui: "Do you really want to meet offline? If you are underage, be careful. Face-to-face meetings are risky these days."]

Let the two cowherds go into this guy's dream and dance goodnight to Miss Clementine every night.

After a lot of work, delicacies comparable to a grand gathering of immortals were laid out.

The new group friend Feng Xiaoxiao probably passed out due to the awakening ceremony, and the other junior high school student seemed to have to wait until school was over. It happened that Song Shuhang also had something to do, so it hadn't officially started yet.

"Don't drink this time. Although our cultivation has improved a lot, there are still minors here this time."

Xiao Yan sent out the application with lingering fear.

Some minors are already working as cowherds, so Xiao Yan shouldn't have to worry about them.

"It doesn't matter, just drink tea."

Su Lin waved, and a porcelain pot flew out, pouring Xiao Yan a cup of emerald green liquid.

"I'm serious."

The strange fire lightly touched the surface of the cup and ignited it with a swish sound.

"Don't use the same method a second time. Forget it, it seems a bit wasteful." Xiao Yan smelled the aroma of the wine, dispersed the strange fire, and suffocated the liquid inside in one gulp.

According to Xiao Yan's plan, he should have tried to convert Dou Qi after Dou Emperor.

But every time after drinking, a lot of immortal power, spiritual power, qi and blood power, divine power, and all kinds of power are accumulated in the orifices developed by martial arts.

Therefore, not only was he tricked by this group of fools by pretending to be drunk last time, but now he was a little panicked.

It's better to take one Soul Emperor Pill.

Xun'er and the others had all taken it, but Xiao Yan hadn't used the one he had reserved for himself. Firstly, he felt a little diaphragmatic, and secondly, he always felt that after taking this elixir, he really looked like someone in a movie.

well!

"Teacher Yansen, what do you think of what you just said?" Xiao Yan continued to say with the help of his drunkenness:

"It seems to me that the Tianshen Sect doesn't ask about the heel or birth. On another earth, students of the right age can enter the school as long as they sign up."

"Since Xiao Xiao's talent is passable, how about joining the Tianshen Sect as a disciple when she turns one year old?"

Xiao Yan chuckled and took a cup of tea from Ruhua and handed it to Yansen beside him.

"Of course there is no problem with this. If such a good seedling is taught, he may not be able to become a sage within ten thousand years, but"

Yanmori nodded, and then asked with a somewhat puzzled expression:

"I think the conditions and resources of Tianyi Sect, as well as the various cultivation systems mastered by several Taoist friends, logically speaking, the future is also infinitely broad, right?"

"You are an elder of the Tianyi Sect, so resources and enrollment are naturally not a problem."

"What's more, your sect also has the sect leader Su Lin, and its conditions should be better than those of our Tianshen sect in all aspects."

Yansen looked at the cup of Enlightenment Tea and did not touch it in a hurry. Instead, he raised his head and glanced at Su Lin opposite.

"Yes, yes." Su Lin folded his hands and looked at Xiao Yan, dissatisfied: "Is there any problem with the sect? Yu Feng has become a great saint today!"

"You, the sect leader, are also the problem!" Xiao Yan covered his head and took a deep breath.

Su Lin narrowed his eyes and said, "Xiao, what do you mean?!"

"Are you willing to give lectures every day?" Xiao Yan raised his head and looked at Su Lin and asked.

"I don't want to." Su Lin said confidently: "The resources and skills are there. What our sect relies on is self-control."

"Brother, what are you talking about?" Xiao Yan looked at the sky, pointed at the people around him, and said melancholy:

"Look, the person teaching the weapon refinement has never finished work!"

“The law enforcement disciplinary director is counting money every day!”

"Brother Li. Brother Li is okay, but he is taking online classes now. It's the same wherever he goes. There's also Klein. What does he teach?"

"I remembered, do you want a child under one year old to face the past and develop resistance?!"

Su Lin looked puzzled, pointed at the star not far away with his thumb, and said, "Don't Xing Bao often face mythical creatures head-on?"

Xiao Yan suddenly fell silent and looked at Xing, who was looking at him with an innocent face. He tried to imagine Xiao Xiao becoming like Xing.

"It's hopeless, my life."

Xiao Yan covered his eyes with despair on his face.