Chapter 670 Iron Man: Body of Steel

"The danger has been eliminated for the time being. The captain just sent a message saying that he was attacked this morning and woke up in the suburbs an hour ago."

"Agent Rumlow, who was originally responsible for taking over Loki's evidence, was also attacked by unknown persons. He is not in danger of life at present."

"OK"

Tony Stark took a deep breath and nodded. He looked at the mess on the ground and roughly understood what was going on.

If the universe he was in was the fourth part of "Avengers", the Avengers went back to the past to borrow the infinite gems and create a universe with branched timelines.

Then he had messed up the normal space-time process from the beginning

"Starting from that unpalatable barbecue restaurant, they had already arrived at that time."

Tony, Ant-Man, Captain, and Hulk, who arrived from the future, had already arrived in New York when the Avengers gathered to fight against the Chirita army.

They have been observing in secret.

If there was no chat group, he should have started to clean up the mess with the Avengers five days ago, that is, after eating that barbecue.

According to the normal process, I should hand over the Mind Stone Scepter on the same day, and the future Avengers will also secretly come to Stark Tower.

Then, I will face the future Tony who instructs Ant-Man to unplug the reactor plug, and then by mistake, the Cosmic Cube is picked up by Loki.

But everything has been messed up since the beginning.

The moment I got the chat group, I went back to Stark Tower first, and then found a reason to postpone all the subsequent steps.

Since then, this group of Avengers from the future to the present have already noticed that the timeline is different from normal history!

Although I don’t know what they have done in secret in the past few days, they have enough time to prepare when they handed over the Infinity Stones.

"Steve replaced Steve"

The lone Captain America was hit by a club and kidnapped by these people, so that the future Steve can participate in the action openly and walk into the Stark Industrial Building.

"They also killed Rumlow."

This way, the Mind Stone and the Space Stone can be carried with him at the same time, and Captain Steve doesn't have to run to the elevator to shout "Long live Hydra".

Okay, Tony can understand it up to here.

But here comes the question.

"Who are these people?" Tony covered his mouth with one hand and wrapped the other hand around his chest.

Zombie universe?

Magicians from the dark dimension?

Tony looked at the destruction caused by the group of strange attackers in the hall. After thinking for a while, he decided to ask friends from other worlds to help check.

Maybe it's a new comic. Damn, this plot will not connect to the zombie universe numbered Earth-2149.

Hawkeye, who came to support just now, said: "The fake captain has disappeared, and the evidence related to Loki has also been taken away."

"Are you sure no one was bitten by the zombie monster?" Tony Stark nodded and said:

"All the places with blood, corpses, and hair must be disinfected to prevent the possibility of spreading the zombie virus. I don't want Stark Building to become Umbrella Building."

"The cordon has been set up, but a member of the tour group from Asia had close contact with the monster." Hawkeye pointed to the bus parked on the side of the road.

Tony looked out the French window and saw that the disgusting, paste-like mixture of brain and blood was still under the tire.

"They have already contacted the embassy, ​​so this matter also involves some diplomatic issues." Hawkeye suggested:

"It is said that they are tourists who came to visit Stark Tower. There is also a model of Iron Man on the bus."

"Maybe you can come out to appease them and let them voluntarily cooperate with us in physical examination and isolation, which will save a lot of trouble."

Tony nodded, walked around Hulk who was licking chocolate sauce on his fingers, and walked towards the tour bus with Hawkeye.

Tony: "If they don't cooperate, you will force them to cooperate, right?"

Hawkeye: "This is to show the necessary process of democracy."

The two came to the bus, and the guards with live ammunition had already surrounded the area near the bus with heavy firepower weapons.

"I hope I didn't scare my group of Asian fans."

Tony raised the corners of his mouth upwards, revealing a business smile: "Hello~, hello, Kounijiwa~, I'm Donnie...Tony"

After a slight adjustment, Tony stepped onto the steps of the bus with worry.

As the steam filled the air, a slightly pungent and spicy smell entered the nose, and the smell of various foods mixed together.

He could tell that it was hot pot, instant noodles, hamburgers, barbecue, and fried rice.

"Wow~ Hi friends, can I join?" Tony greeted with a joking opening remark.

Su Lin, who was drinking Coke, Xiao Yan, who was grilling skewers, Xing, who was eating instant noodles, Kaguya, who was reading Marvel comics, Huai Shi, who was watching Shirou Emiya's cooking, and Shirou Emiya, who was cooking, all focused their attention on Tony.

"How do you know it's us?" Su Lin was a little surprised.

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Tony kept smiling, and Hawkeye's urging voice came from behind him.

"Stark, don't block it, let me in too."

Hawkeye tried to get in from the gap next to Tony Stark, and matched Tony's smiling face with a black face:

"Listen, I don't care where you come from, poof!"

Whoosh, bang——

Tony maintained a stiff smile, retracted his left foot and patted his trouser legs. From behind, there was a sound of Hawkeye flying backwards and smashing the front window of a police car.

He glanced at the strange man who was sleeping in the driver's seat with tape on his mouth and his hands on the steering wheel, and pressed the door rocker switch on the dashboard.

Hawkeye covered his chest with one hand and raised his other hand towards the tourist bus, and finally drooped it weakly.

The shrill sirens surrounded the streets, and the fat white police officer with coffee spilled all over him took a bite of a donut.

"If anyone says that Iron Man only relies on iron sheets in the future, I will put a gun in his anus"

Inside the tourist bus that can accommodate about 22 people.

When the door was closed, the interior space began to spread out from the folded form and turned into a spacious hall, with stoves, TVs, coffee tables, sofas and other things.

The movie "Avengers 4: Endgame" was still playing on the TV. Kaname Madoka, Iwamori, and Shi Hao were watching with popcorn.

"Does anyone want some maple pecan pie or maple waffles?"

Emiya Shirou brought out a baking tray from the oven, and everyone except Tony raised their hands.

"Mr. Stark?"

"One waffle without Marvel, thank you."

Tony Stark nodded with a smile on his face.

Emiya Shirou, who had never heard of Marvel, had a strange expression on his face, and immediately served the other party a waffle with chocolate sauce.

"Are you interested in visiting the 1700 Broadway building in Midtown Manhattan, New York City?" Tony Stark was very sincere.

"What is that place?" Su Lin asked without looking up while playing with his phone, "A famous tourist attraction in New York?"

Tony Stark said seriously, "DC Editorial Department, I swear it must be more interesting than Marvel Stark Building."

Su Lin was arguing with an Internet user whose avatar was a six-pointed star flag. Hearing this, he put down his phone and shook his head with a slightly disgusted look.

"Too dark."

"That's why we need light."

Tony Stark crossed his fingers and made a fist, raising his head to make a praying gesture.

"You must have misunderstood something." Su Lin's mouth twitched: "It's just a coincidence that we came here."

"Everything is a coincidence, but fate has destined this kind of coincidence." Tony Stark said.

One is a coincidence, every time is a coincidence?

Even if Tony Stark is three years old, his IQ is higher than that of a normal adult, so he won't be deceived as a child.

They all said they would go to the reincarnation space to complete the task, but this group of people took a tourist bus from other universes all the way to the downstairs of the Stark Industrial Building? !

Su Lin: "Maybe you can check the group message."

Tony: "I can kill that Batboy."

"I should make an appointment for you with a specialist."

Su Lin, who has rich medical experience, immediately issued a diagnosis of hysteria to Tony Stark, which is already the level of not listening to people.

"I just helped you kill a zombie ant man, my friend, your world is in danger." Su Lin said.

Tony Stark nodded in approval, picked up a waffle with a fork, and took a bite. The rich aroma of chocolate and the fragrance of wheat baking spread in his mouth.

Yes, it will be devoured as a delicacy soon.

"At least give me some time, let me do it myself."

Tony Stark tried to delay time by negotiating.

"Oh my God." Su Lin rolled his eyes: "Do you really want to be the Devourer of All Worlds?"

The TV screen was showing the scene of Captain America raising Thor's hammer to boost morale.

[Avengers, assemble! 】

Xing, who was watching a movie, slowly raised his bat: "World Devourer, assemble!"

Tony Stark retracted his gaze and looked at Su Lin, raising his hands, "No God please no."

"The child is still young, what's wrong with playing a joke?" Su Lin threw out a reincarnation watch, which was a relic of Tony Stark before he left the reincarnation space.

"Put it on."

The alley next to the post office on Flushing Street in Queens, New York.

Three black men pushed open a rusty iron door and walked into this alley of Chinatown, the second largest in New York.

"That Tony Stark just hit me 72 times, 36 elbows, and 18 palms in one second!"

Three black men in cloaks shuttled through the alleys of the slums, but their body forms were gradually fading into a flickering illusory state.

They began to pass through walls, passing through a Chinese restaurant, a massage shop, a barber shop, and a residence, but the people they met along the way ignored them.

As if these three people did not exist in this world.

"The zombie Ant-Man I possessed and controlled was protected by the Ten Rings spell, so he could handle a nuclear explosion, but what power did he have that could wipe out the magic?!"

The black man who had been wearing the Ant-Man suit was a little excited:

"The Hydra dagger that extracted the zombie virus broke before it even went in. That's the guy I've been using since the first copy!"

"Am I really trying to kill Iron Man? Wait, isn't it reasonable that Iron Man has a body of steel?!"

"Fuck! What's going on with this timeline?!"

When the chattering black man was excited, the bodies of several people shook, and one of the black women with a flat nose crashed directly into a mahogany table.

The table shook, the incense ash flew away, and the three statues of the worship also made a sound.

There were a few voices speaking in Chinese outside the door, as if someone had noticed something going on here and wanted to come over to check.

"Shut your mouth and maintain the resonance in the astral realm!" the black female said unbearably.

"It's not necessary. Zombie Ant-Man is dead and the zombie virus has not spread." A human figure made of black smoke said in a hoarse voice:

"Wally, we have to leave this timeline for the time being!"

The atmosphere suddenly became quiet. The black woman with a flat nose was seen gritting her teeth and pulling down the corners of her mouth. Then she held back her anger and took out an instrument with the TVA logo from her arms.

The black woman named Wally pressed on it a few times, and a golden portal was opened, and the three of them seemed to be about to disappear from this world.

At this moment, an old Asian man with a bun and gray hair walked in. He shouted:

"Who are you?!"

Wally glanced at the old man and walked towards the golden portal without looking back, while the human figure made of black smoke shot out a stream of black energy towards the old man.

In an instant.

The three statues on the altar seemed to come to life, and there was a slight white twinkle in the eyes painted in ink.

boom

From emptiness to reality, so fast that it is unimaginable, a purple light that divides the sky is like the condensed thunder of all the thunder between heaven and earth, destroying the yin and filth, opening up a new life!

The light of the long knife passed by, the black smoke and human form disappeared, and the black man was completely destroyed.

The black woman Wally turned into a dense puddle of tadpole-like symbols burrowing towards the golden portal and into the air.

However, the up and down became more and more chaotic, and the five elements were reversed. She gathered in one place again, staring blankly at her body that had returned to its original shape, and the things floating in front of her eyes.

The statues are so majestic and majestic that it is difficult to tell the difference between old and young.

A chasm appeared in front of her, and the void was like a curtain, being torn open and getting bigger and bigger.

Boom rumble.

The statue flew back to the altar, and calm returned to the incense room again.

The smoke mixed with resin and fragrant wood floated out from the antique incense burner. The old man raised his arms and looked around, and finally looked at the three enshrined statues. He stood with his feet in the shape of an "eight", holding Ziwu with his hands inside and doing Tai Chi with the outside. Bowed down.

"The Patriarch appears!"

The plaques were written with the words "Shangqing, Yuqing, Taiqing" respectively.

It was only when he raised his head that he realized that the appearance of Yuqing Yuanshi Tianzun in the Sanqing statue was no longer the image among the people, but had become...

Are you getting younger?

"Yuanshi Tianzun?"

A female voice sounded behind the old man. Before he could stand up, he turned around in horror and saw a bald woman wearing a monk's robe standing where the three 'burglary black men' were.

"I'm just here to investigate some things."

The bald woman squatted down, and the antique-like gem pendant on her chest glowed dark green.

Under various blurred lights and shadows, she stretched out her hand forward for a moment and then retracted it, with two dim irregular light flakes appearing between her two fingers.

The bald woman looked at the two light chips in surprise for a while, then nodded slightly to the old man: "Excuse me."

A circular portal leading to a snow-capped mountain was opened. After she stepped into it and disappeared, the old man looked around blankly.

"Why am I here?"