Chapter 667 Huai Shi Takes a Risk

The first bad adventure

"You really like Irena."

The same face, saying the words that seemed to have been heard just now, but now the expression is quite arrogant, which makes Su Lin a little angry and unhappy.

"Are you planning to cover the room with Irena elements? Well~, I understand. If I see such a cute and beautiful witch when I wake up every day, my mood will be better for the whole day."

"I am like this when I wash my face and look in the mirror every morning~"

The witch poked Su Lin's face with a dead fish eye with a teasing wand, and said proudly: "This can prove that the movie is fictional. The truth is that you had a crush on me first. I really can't do anything about you, Mr. Su Lin~"

Su Lin was facing the magic wand, and he said suspiciously: "How did you get in without a door card?"

In theory, except for the few people who live in the Tiandao Library, especially the private bedrooms upstairs, the rest of the people should not have access permits.

"Of course it was Yufeng who brought me in." Irena said as a matter of course: "Didn't you ask me to take some time to help you reinforce the permanent dimensional crack?"

"I don't have procrastination."

"Yufeng?" Su Lin suddenly reacted.

He followed an unconcealed line of sight and looked back at the gap behind the door. There was a child with a look of deep resentment in the darkness.

"Slurp!" Yufeng wiped his nose and tears and said:

"After I became a great sage, I flew for a day before flying back from the depths of the universe."

Su Lin: "."

It's amazing that you can still find the way back.

"I sensed a powerful spatial force outside the Milky Way."

Yufeng's voice became more resentful: "I picked up a corpse and a flying sword of Song Shuhang. I used a resurrection magic weapon you gave me. He brought me back after resurrection."

That's really a sad story.

I should have changed the access control recognition system earlier.

Because I went to eat before, I forgot about Wolong, one of the two peerless heroes of Tianyi Sect who had survived the tribulation.

But there was nothing that could be done about it. There was the newly arrived Taibai Jinxing, Xiao Yan playing with fire and setting the house on fire, and the magical girl dress-up party, among other things.

"In short, it was due to various force majeure factors."

Su Lin smiled heartily: "Let the past be the past."

"Master's wife, Lao Deng bullied me again!" Yu Feng sniffed while sobbing.

Master's wife! ?

I shouldn't accept you as my apprentice, you little bastard.

"Ahem..." Irena coughed lightly.

Su Lin's eyes twitched, and before the other party was about to say something, he interrupted the spell, waved his hand and threw Yu Feng and a bank card out of the house, and locked the door with a bang.

Irena put away her wand, pulled out a poster of a duck sitting in a white sweater, raised her finger and put it on her cheek, pretending to be cute.

"The real person is right here, but you're still wasting money on posters. Are you ashamed?"

"The paper man is a paper man. No one can compare to the you in my memory, not even the you now."

Hearing this, the witch with gray hair and glassy eyes teased:

"Then which one do you choose, me or the paper man?"

What a life-threatening question in the new era.

"You're so bold." Su Lin put his hands on the other's head and rubbed it a few times:

"Didn't you also ask the decadent Irena to help you buy Mr. Guangming's poster peripherals?"

The witch's gray hair is very smooth, especially the slightly curled hair, which feels really good to touch.

In theory, this sudden and somewhat aggressive action will cause the other party to struggle after three seconds, after all, the hairstyle is already messed up, like a gray-haired kitten with frizzy hair.

However.

Irena just stared at Su Lin blankly.

"Yeah, where did she buy it?"

"In the monks' gathering area, in the movie souvenir shop."

There's no difference between giving away for free and doing promotion.

"I'm right." Irena slapped Su Lin's hand away, her surprised eyes flashed, and she smiled:

"Speaking of which, perverted doctor, you shouldn't have taken advantage of the situation and attacked the three Irenas who were psychologically injured, right?"

Are you questioning Dr. Su's professional ethics in his more than ten years of psychotherapy?

On the contrary, it's a certain witch who needs to reflect.

The patients chasing Dr. Su line up from here to France, and she destroyed so many worlds to play with you, but the favorability of the Goddess of Light is actually ten points higher.

Irena looked at Su Lin and said helplessly: "Okay, but can't you just cure them?"

"That's no different from changing a personality." Su Lin waved his hand and said: "There are three more courses of treatment and it will be back to normal."

"What if you develop a special affection?" Irena narrowed her eyes and said: "Mr. Central Air Conditioning Sun Warm Male Owner."

"It's the male antibody engraved in your DNA, hahahaha." Su Lin thought of what was going on with Irena in front of him, and his smile disappeared instantly. He said seriously:

"I chose the counseling program to let them get out of the psychological trauma of the trip by themselves."

"Although they will develop a little bit of dependence during the treatment of autism and depression, in the final analysis, they will not have any ideas from the root because they are indifferent to men."

"So don't worry, at most they will think that this person is a good person, and they can communicate and trust each other, and they will return to normal after the course of treatment."

Although it is interesting to see the other party being jealous of the isotope in the parallel world, this logic is unlikely to hold true if you think about it carefully.

"That's good." Irena nodded, looked around, and walked towards the door:

"I have already helped you transform before you came back. I have something else to do, so I will go back first."

There are three Irena who are in a state of decadence and depression. Which one of them made such an unreasonable move?

Help her buy the peripherals and posters of the God of Light?

Obviously I bought them a long time ago, why do I need other Irena to buy such personal items

Something is wrong, it's super wrong!!!

"Hey, why can't the door be opened?" Irena tried to pull the door, but found that it didn't move at all. She turned back and looked at the man with a smile on her lips: "You won't..."

Su Lin used the Qi into Three Purities to let the several incarnations filled with the will of heaven to the outside of Shuijing Peak. The Chaos, Origin, Tianyan and other types of Genesis in his hands have been charged to ensure that they can trigger critical strikes and deal real damage in the first time.

"Last time, you were interrupted by Lu Mingfei because you didn't finish something, right?"

Su Lin walked forward.

"Hey, haha, is that so?"

Yelena took two steps back and leaned against the door, smiling forcibly: "And this kind of thing depends on the atmosphere, right?"

"Are you talking about finding another multiverse to destroy as a background?" Su Lin suddenly realized.

Why did this man become proactive again?

"Is it spring that has caused your hormones to be too strong?"

"Whatever you say."

Having never eaten pork doesn't mean you haven't seen pigs run.

Su Lin leaned on the wall with one hand, and the gray-haired witch who was blocked didn't seem too restrained, but she was a little uncomfortable at first, and then she looked at Su Lin generously.

"Do you usually look at the domineering president?" Yireena asked in confusion.

"If you're not ready, I won't continue." Su Lin smiled and said, "This can be considered as some atmosphere, right?"

Irena shook her head slowly and said, "Except for girls who are obsessed with love, how can this environment have an atmosphere?"

Hearing this, Su Lin just smiled and retracted his hand, but at the same time

The white and slender arm wrapped around his neck.

A touch of cloud-like softness paused on the lips for two seconds, and then dispersed with the remaining warmth.

"It just so happens that I'm a little in love now."

Irena took out the cross-border talisman, half of her body stepped back and jumped in: "But the rest of the things will have to wait until we get married in the future!"

Su Lin asked: "But didn't you propose?"

"." Irena's mouth twitched and said: "The other way around, right?"

Su Lin ignored it and continued:

"Anyway, you don't need a household registration book to register for marriage now, it's better to do it on the first day than on the second day."

Before she finished speaking, Irena had disappeared from this world, and seemed to be afraid that Su Lin would catch up, so she closed the portal at the same time.

Seeing the other party disappear, Su Lin, whose rhythm was disrupted, shrugged his shoulders, touched his lips, and murmured:

"This woman is quite good at being a scumbag."

Feng Xiaoxiao: "I'll take Li Chang away first. We still need him to help us. I'll return him after the work is done.

By the way, I just picked up an Erlang Shen on the road. Do you want him, Emperor Tian? x-on:Su Lin"

Su Lin woke up from his dream and yawned. Even though he no longer needed to rely on sleep to rest, it was a good choice to maintain his daily living habits.

After all, even if he followed 007's schedule, no one would pay him overtime wages.

Looking at the message record just sent in the chat group, Su Lin replied: "Five spirit stones a day."

Feng Xiaoxiao: "[Picture]"

The picture shows a handsome young man covered in mud, with grass debris in his hair and bruises on his face.

He stared at the 'camera' in a daze, making stupid gestures, while Taibai Jinxing Li Chang stood aside, holding a pig's hoof in both hands, staring blankly in the same direction.

"How can such a handsome guy be so different from Li Chang?"

Feng Xiaoxiao was very puzzled and tried to bargain: "Boss, look at this Erlang Shen, then look at Taibai Jinxing, if not expensive, at least the price should be the same, right?!"

Zhou Mingrui: "The guy has a tattoo of the sky eye on his body, and he is a spirited guy who likes to fight."

Feng Xiaoxiao: "How do you know he often fought before he awakened? When I picked him up just now, he was beaten black and blue."

Yang Jian: "."

Li Changshou: "."

Su Lin: "Bring him back to heaven and feed him the upgrade materials by yourself, this is too much of a loss . "

Feng Xiaoxiao: "Don't, after all, he is Yang Jian, a high-level fighter in the Heavenly Court."

Fang Zheng: "You are so powerful. I woke up and saw Nuwa selling Erlang Shen."

Su Lin: "There are already two people who obey orders but not announcements."

Yang Jian: "Boss, I will definitely obey orders and announcements in the future!"

Feng Xiaoxiao: "Then only charge half of the price of Taibai Jinxing. Emperor Tian, ​​take a look at this quality. As long as the Dharma body is restored, it will be very powerful!"

Su Lin: "I can get you ten yuan if I am in a good mood today."

Feng Xiaoxiao was watching Yang Yan who was wolfing down the lunch box. After receiving Su Lin's reply, she slowly typed a question mark.

Feng Xiaoxiao glanced at Li Chang who was still doubting his life and said, "This is not even as good as your fraction."

"The complaint box of the Book of Life and Death. Saint and Great Witch" Li Chang said to himself.

Feng Xiaoxiao patted Li Chang, and the other party trembled all over, and the pig's trotter in his hand almost fell to the ground.

"Didn't I just take you for employee training? How come it's like being brainwashed by a ship sales organization and making you stupid?" Feng Xiaoxiao muttered.

I obviously gave it out of good intentions, so that Li Chang could have a better development platform. The boss was still the Emperor of Heaven, and the place of work was still in Heaven. But as soon as I brought him back, he seemed to have been disconnected.

"No, Xiaoxiao, you don't know"

Chang Li opened his mouth and organized his words: "They took me to the underworld. There was a complaint box there, which was already filled with letters of opinion. They asked me to handle it."

"It's very modern." Feng Xiaoxiao said.

"The names of the saints Fuxi, Nuwa, Houtu, Dijun, Gonggong, and Zhu Jiuyin are on the book of life and death. Some of them are powerful ones that I have never seen before!" Li Chang said in a trembling voice:

"The saints and many gods encountered great calamity and all reincarnated."

Feng Xiaoxiao nodded: "Isn't it the same as ours?"

"One day in the sky and one year on the earth." Li Chang said:

"The emperor sent them to reincarnation and arranged all kinds of sadomasochism and polyamorous relationships. The complaints in the suggestion box are all from saints."

"Some have already complained to Sanshengssanshi continuously."

Yang Yan, who was eating his box lunch, coughed and the rice sprayed all over the floor. He stared at Li Chang with Feng Xiaoxiao.

"How dare he?!"

In their world, gods such as Fuxi, Nuwa, and Pangu were the most powerful existences, but the heaven where Taibai Venus was located and the emperor of heaven who was loyal to them appeared later.

Even after some saints were reincarnated, they only knew the Demon Clan Heavenly Court and the Heavenly Emperor Dijun.

Even if there are differences in worldviews, this is inevitable

"He's not afraid of those saints looking for him." Feng Xiaoxiao looked at Li Chang with a somewhat guilty look, as if he was pushing him into a pit of fire.

"There are a few powerful men who regained a little consciousness in their first life, and relied on the merits and blessings of heaven and earth to cause trouble in the underworld and seek to settle accounts with the Emperor of Heaven."

Li Chang said with some disbelief: "Then the Emperor of Heaven used some method to temporarily restore them to their peak state."

"Have you given in?" Yang Yan frowned and said, "This Emperor of Heaven is a bit seeking death."

Li Chang shook his head and said slowly:

"Then the Emperor of Heaven personally sent them into reincarnation."

"From then on, there was only a complaint box."

Yang Yan: "."

Feng Xiaoxiao: "."

No wonder you don’t want someone who can fight. This Emperor of Heaven is extremely capable of fighting.

"Yufeng made red bean rice for you and asked me to bring it to you."

"He also said that a certain mistress entered the house last night and did not come out."

Meng Qi raised his eyebrows and observed Su Lin's expression, and finally shook his head: "I look up to you, why don't you give it to me?"

The sight around him was quite strange.

Su Lin picked up a watch, looked at Huai Shi and others, and asked, "Are you sure you want to go too?"

"Infinite Horror, a ten-year-old fan came uninvited." Huai Shi nodded.

In fact, after he stayed up late and read the contents of the Book of Destiny, he felt that he needed to find a place to calm down. It would be better to have a life-and-death crisis, new things, and an unlucky adventure mixed with a bit of Sophora japonica poetry, so as to make someone who is about to A woman who wakes up has no time to talk to herself about life.

"All right."

Su Lin looked at the other people again. Yanmori didn't care and didn't care.

There is no problem with this.

Now except for Feng Xiaoxiao who has not recovered, new group members are joining the team.

"Then let's go."

After Su Lin handed the watch to several people, he disappeared from the place. After a while,

Area IX of the 72nd Epoch of the reincarnation space.

A middle-aged man wearing sunglasses came to Zhetian Chamber of Commerce. He stopped Ruhua who was entertaining guests and said:

"I'm looking for Robert Downey Jr."