Chapter 532 Gun’s Worldview Is Unbreakable

Hao Ren led "Gun" on the way home, feeling that he was physically and mentally exhausted from this trip. He didn't expect that this cat would be so troublesome after turning into a human - all the cute and sensible cat ladies in novels and stories were all deceiving people. How could this guy with the logic of a cat and the mobility of a human be so worry-free? ? The cat girl who has just become a sperm has a wrong world view at all!

Walking all the way back like this, Hao Ren couldn't remember how many times he had muttered: "Don't squat at other people's feet...Don't eat food on the roadside...Don't dig through the trash cans...Don't climb the wall , come down from the tree! Let the bird go! Stay away from the dog...don't touch the garbage...stand up and walk!"

He felt that he was just taking care of a child, and this child was much more difficult to take care of than Doudou.

Cat Girl jumped off the wall for the third time, her body already dirty as if she had just returned from a war zone in the Middle East. She bared her teeth at Hao Ren: "Shit shovel, you are so annoying."

Hao Ren had given up on correcting this guy's name for him, and just reminded her feebly: "You have turned into a human form, okay, your lifestyle must change in the future... Do you understand? Lifestyle, behavior habits, I said these you should Do you understand?"

"It's not something to eat, but I can understand it," Cat Girl shook her head, "But why do you think there are so many things in human language that have nothing to do with eating?"

Hao Ren glared: "Why do you care about so many reasons? Just do what I say!"

The cat girl purred in her throat: "It's so troublesome. It's so troublesome to become a big cat. Please change me back quickly."

Hao Ren rolled his eyes and simply stopped answering: He thought, the problem is that the transformation is not a video, how can it be played backwards!

After the three people returned home, they found that Vivian and Lily were the only ones guarding the house. Nangong Wuyue must have gone to sing in front of a shopping plaza at an unknown subway station again, and the bearded man may have challenged man and nature in the wilderness. Of course, he may also have been dragged to give lectures by a group of middle-aged and elderly women in the southern suburbs. It's possible that Yitzhak and his father are collecting scraps on the streets again - the former demon king from another world was reduced to a jobless wandering on earth, and finally collected scraps with the demon princess in the southern suburbs. It's a bittersweet thing to say, but little girl Elizabeth actually Quite happy.

Lily was lying on the table typing words when she heard the movement and came over: "Landlord, are you back? Have you asked everything about the situation?"

Vivian also came over and looked curiously at Hao Ren and "Gun" who was lying next to the sofa.

"The golden apples caused the problem," Hao Ren sighed, and briefly explained what he learned from Raven 12345, and then solemnly reminded, "If any of you have golden apples left, please don't use them to feed small animals. Ah, this thing is so fussy."

Lily squealed, but she wasn't worried: this foodie had already finished his apple. Then she walked around the cat girl and sniffed, muttering as she sniffed: "It smells like a shopping street...and grilled fish. Did you lead her to the street? Didn't she run around?"

Hao Ren's mouth twitched: "Can you stop running around? To be honest, walking her is much more troublesome than walking you."

Lily immediately beamed when she heard this. She actually took it as a compliment and came up to her with a shy face: "Then when are you going to walk me again? I haven't gone shopping in the city for several days!"

Hao Ren: "...can you make a difference?"

"Go" lay on the ground for a while, then raised his head and looked at Lily lazily: "Silly big cat, I want to eat! I haven't eaten enough grilled fish!"

Lily yelled and turned around to prepare food for Cat Girl. Hao Ren was greatly surprised when he saw this situation: "Hey, aren't you afraid of her anymore?"

Lily scratched her hair: "I'm not afraid anymore, but it's become a habit to mix rice for her."

Hao Ren was a little dumbfounded. He really didn't expect that this husky could be so hopeless. He thought that she would finally become a serf and sing songs, and get rid of the food chain of dogs, cats, and fish in the family. But it turned out that she was already trapped in this food chain. not coming!

At this time, "Gun" took her tail out of her clothes. She stretched out comfortably, and then crawled onto the sofa in a squirming way. She turned on the TV and started watching the pet channel, shouting while watching: " The poop scooper! I want this toy! And this can! This mat is nice too... Give me a new cat nest~~ I want a smaller one... Give me dried fish!"

Anyway, no matter what she yells about, the cat girl will never be idle for a moment. This is also a major feature of "Gun": compared with other gentle and quiet cats, she is simply a ADHD patient. When she was a cat, she would either run around outside or mess around in the house all day long. Can't be quiet. But she wasn't so upset at all when she was fussing about it: no one could understand what she was saying at that time!

Well, now, the cat girl is sitting on the sofa talking human words. Hao Ren finally realizes how annoying it can be when a cat can talk human words.

But Hao Ren also thought about it: he could just ignore the cat's noise and just pretend that he still didn't understand what she was saying. Anyway, when "Go" was running around the room, no one paid any attention to her, and she was quite content with it. Now, no one pays attention to her anymore, so she should be able to get used to it.

Vivian looked at the cat girl who was watching TV on the sofa, and suddenly remembered something: "By the way, have you decided on a new name?"

Hao Ren was confused: "New name?"

Vivian nuzzled at the sofa: "Cat. Are you still calling her 'get out' now? Can you say this name?"

Hao Ren was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that today's "go" is no longer the same as in the past. This cat should have a more normal name!

Otherwise, it would be easy to cause trouble if you continue to call the girl by her old name when you take her out. The old men and women in the southern suburbs are slow to respond in other situations, but when they see Hao Ren "walking the cat", they will definitely rush to call him to complain about domestic violence!

Thinking of this, he reached out and patted the cat girl on the head: "Stop looking, I want to discuss something with you."

He should be the first owner in history who had to discuss the name with the cat.

The cat girl turned her head and her pointed ears twitched twice: "What are you doing, meow?"

"...You can call me whatever you like," Hao Ren sighed, "I think it's time to change your name."

"Name?" Cat Girl blinked, "Why change your name?"

"You can't use your name now," Hao Ren tried hard to make the cat understand some things in the human world. "Humans can't name you 'Gun'. From now on, if I greet you like this on the street, it's easy for people to complain, you know?"

Cat Girl was quite honest: "I don't know."

Hao Ren finally figured it out. Although this guy was annoying in every aspect, he had only one advantage, and that was his absolute honesty - the monster who had just become a spirit was as pure as a blank slate!

So the next main task for him and Vivian was to make the cat understand why "Go" was not a normal name. Hao Ren even tried his best to explain that naming her "Gun" at first was a complete misunderstanding. It was an unexpected collision between a cat's worldview and human language. But the two people were explaining passionately, but the cat didn't listen at all: she just shook her head and pretended to be well-behaved, but after listening to a few words, she lazily curled up on the sofa.

As lazy, stubborn and disobedient as before.

Lily brought the cat rice over and saw Hao Ren and Vivian sitting next to them with frustrated faces. She was a little curious: "What's wrong?"

"Why is it so difficult to change a cat's name?" Hao Ren sighed, "If someone else's cat or dog says to change its name, just change its name."

Vivian didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Nonsense, you don't need to consult with other people's cats and dogs when they change their names, and who would normally change the names of cats and dogs?"

It seems like what Nangong Sanba said on the road, even if the cat girl has opened her mind now, there is no way to solve the worldview and knowledge problems. There is no distinction between positive and derogatory words in a cat's language system. Even if she knows what "get out" means, she won't feel there is anything wrong with using this word on her head - just like she doesn't know what it means at all. I don't think there's anything wrong with calling your master a shit shoveler.

Hao Ren decided not to discuss it with the cat and decided on the name first. And this time he quickly came up with a bunch of new names: Hao Miaomiao, Hao Maomao, Hao Miaomao, Hao Maomiao - anyway, this guy's naming ability is basically like this, a string of names followed by tongue twisters Similar.

After he wrote all the names on the paper, he proudly showed off to Vivian, but the latter poured cold water on him: "There are quite a few names. Do you think she can listen to you?"

"Why not, let's try it." Hao Ren laughed, then held the note and called each one behind Cat Girl, from the first one to the last one...the other party had no response.

Hao Ren was dumbfounded, and in the end he could only return to the original point: "Get out!"

The cat girl suddenly jumped off the sofa and rubbed against Hao Ren's trouser legs.

Vivian patted Hao Ren's arm: "I think... it's better to tell her to get lost. Anyway, she won't be allowed to go out casually in the near future."