Chapter 529 You Actually Feed the Cat Like This

Raven 12345's true identity was revealed in one sentence. Hao Ren realized that he could never expect to see this psychotic woman standing on the altar with a solemn and compassionate face and saying "There must be light", so he threw away all seriousness and stepped forward to get acquainted with her. He said hello: "Boss, I came back from the dream plane."

"I know, you have found a stable passage to the dream plane? I observed a distorted world crossing phenomenon, but it did not cause turmoil in the dream plane. I guess you have found the door," Raven 12345 turned around "I don't know how many loopholes like this there are, it's really frustrating... I'm going to choke you, what is this?!"

Raven 12345 turned around and saw the cat girl "Go" who was squatting on the ground washing her face with her paws. With her keen eyesight, she saw on the spot that this was a wonderful creature and was shocked. Nangong Sanba's expression was particularly complicated when he heard the news. He touched Hao Ren's arm cautiously: "This is..."

"This is the goddess," Hao Ren gritted his molars, and then endured the twitching of the corners of his mouth as he introduced the two guests to his female boss, "The one next to me is Nangong Sanba, Nangong Wuyue's brother. You should also know him. In this situation, this guy is ready to join the gang and come to let you pass. The other unidentified furry creature squatting on the ground... is 'Get out'."

Hao Ren was worried that the other party wouldn't understand, so he added: "That's what I mentioned to you, my cat..."

Raven 12345 stared at Hao Ren as if he were looking at a funny boy: "Why is your cat like this?!"

"How did I know? If I knew, I could still come to you for consultation?" Hao Ren spread his hands in confusion, "This morning he suddenly turned into a human and ran back, and even learned human language. Ask her and she can't tell you. Clearly, I know that I gradually regained my consciousness a while ago. I was wondering if I suddenly absorbed the essence of the sun and moon and cultivated it into an essence... Even if I didn't, you wouldn't be able to tell, right?"

"Bullshit, how can I, the goddess with such a sharp eye, see something that I can't see?" Raven 12345 put her hands on her hips, "Besides, it's really a shame that you can figure out how to become a spirit. How many years did it take for humans to practice upright? Walking, you know, do you think that wild animals howling at the moon every night can genetically mutate and become like humans... Silly cat, come here and look into my eyes."

Strangely enough, Raven 12345's words seemed to have some inexplicable commanding power. "Get out" usually ignored outsiders, but now he was very obedient and ran over, staring blankly into the eyes of the goddess. .

Raven 12345 held the cat girl's silly face and looked at it for a while, and there seemed to be a blue light surging in his eyes. After a moment, she breathed out and turned to look at Hao Ren: "The mutation occurred around the Chinese New Year. Did you feed her something weird at that time?"

"Strange stuff?" Hao Ren touched his chin, "I don't remember eating it... Oh shit, could it be Apple's problem?!"

Hao Ren remembered the most extraordinary thing he had ever fed "Gun" during the Chinese New Year. Cold sweat broke out on his forehead: "Golden apple! I gave her a golden apple! By the way, does that thing also have this?" functional?"

Raven 12345 became anxious when he heard this and stared: "You fucking meow, you feed golden apples to cats?! Golden apples that are made of flesh and bones of human beings. Throwing them into a mortal kingdom can cause a thousand-year war. You fucking meow." It’s actually used to feed cats!”

Hao Ren's cold sweat had flowed down to his heels: "I didn't expect this thing to be so effective... Didn't you say you could take it back and eat it as you like?"

"What I'm saying is that you and your gang of superheroes can eat whatever you want, not including cats!" Raven 12345 squinted, "Can you not really think that this thing costs five yuan and two pounds just because it was given out during the Chinese New Year?" But the golden apple, Yuyou No. 4, was planted by the goddess of life herself!”

When Hao Ren heard the last half of the sentence, he immediately felt that the golden apple cost five yuan per catty...

"Then what should we do now?" Hao Ren looked at "Roll" helplessly. The cat girl seemed to have started to doze off again. She rolled on the ground twice and then habitually came to Hao Ren's feet and lay down directly on the back. The reader's upper is ready for a nap. But the problem is that her body is now several times larger than before. No matter how she lies down, she can't find the same feeling as before, so she started biting Hao Ren's trouser legs in anger.

"Let me think about it, you can only raise her like this in the future," Raven 12345 spread out her hands, "The effect of the golden apple has fully taken effect, and she has now been completely catalyzed into a brand new life form... I guess it is similar to your family. Almost like helping Superman.”

Hao Ren held up the collar of "Go" and asked her not to bite his trouser legs while shaking his head: "But even Lily, the gangster in my family, won't bite people's trouser legs, and they won't roll around on the ground all day long... …”

"Poop shoveler, put this cat down! Put this cat down!"

"And no one asked me to shovel shit."

"Educate her slowly." Raven 12345 popped up a small electric spark on Cat Girl, startling the latter. "Her mind has been opened, but her habits have not been corrected. In fact, you and her She will understand everything you say, and she will be educated slowly, and she will soon adapt to human life."

Hao Ren could only say reluctantly. Then he was a little curious: "I can understand the idea of ​​becoming a human being, but how come she can speak human language in the first place? This thing must take a while to learn. Could it be that the golden apple's own wisdom empowerment turned her into a genius?"

"You are really right. The real function of the golden apple is actually 'biological template optimization'. It can optimize and adjust various indicators of living things to the optimal template level when the gods create mortals. So give wisdom to those who don't have wisdom. Give immortality to those who don't have immortality, and give strength to those who don't have strength. Although its effectiveness is not as good as direct physical adjustment, the results are still good after it slowly takes effect. Your cat's intelligence must be low at the beginning, so Jin Apple directly gave her the highest intelligence, and she took advantage of that time to learn human language - she learned it in the state of a cat, and she could speak it after she became a human and got used to it a little. Of course, this enlightenment The effect of Zhi will gradually decrease to the standard level, which is the same as the weakening of drug efficacy."

Hao Ren didn't expect that golden apple to have so many tricks up its sleeve, so he nodded repeatedly. But in the end, he suddenly had a question: "I understand everything you said... Can a person who is heartless be kind?"

Raven 12345 was stunned for a moment: "What do you mean?"

"Lily ate both apples, and now she still holds her tail and gnaws on it every morning, and every now and then she pulls me to ask me to walk her," Hao Ren touched his chin, "And I don't know if it's an illusion... I think Her symptoms are getting worse."

Raven 12345 rolled his eyes: "This is not heartless, this is just her normal life. Different races have different living habits. In the eyes of the Haz Zerg, are the people on Earth eating with napkins and knives and forks still heartless? Culture Can what happened above be a problem?"

Hao Ren was speechless and suddenly remembered what Lily said:

“What’s the point of having a tail if you don’t bite it.”

The problem of differences in worldviews is indeed unsolvable.

He then talked to Raven 12345 about raising cats and dogs (no mistake), and finally brought up the situation of Nangong Sanba joining the gang.

"I read the work manual. If the reviewer deems the situation necessary and has conducted a preliminary review, he can expand his power in the local world and recruit assistants." Hao Ren patted Nangong Sanba on the shoulder, "His sisters have joined the team. Well, I think it’s best to drag this brother-in-law in as well.”

Nangong Sanba has been busy studying the stars in the universe. To be honest, after excluding the funny goddess, the scenery in this place is really otherworldly and shocking. At this time, when he heard Hao Ren mentioning him, he quickly came back to his senses: "Oh, yes, I want to join the work..."

"Well, informed peripheral personnel, now that various review conditions have been relaxed, you can indeed recruit a few assistants like this yourself," Raven 12345 looked at Nangong Sanba, then nodded to Hao Ren, "Confirmed the work Are you capable?"

Hao Ren gritted his teeth and said something against his will: "A very reliable demon hunter..."

Nangong Sanba sighed: "I can tell you are feeling bad."

"Aha, you can be reliable if you say it's reliable." Raven 12345 could tell what Nangong Sanba was about at a glance, but she didn't seem to care about it. "A mixed-race... interesting, maybe better than an orthodox hunter." Demons are even rarer.”

Finally, Hao Ren took out the most important thing from his personal space that he wanted to give to Raven 12345.

"This is the source blood," Hao Ren handed a small metal tube to Raven 12345, "the living component of the First Seed." (A great pie-in-the-sky activity, cool mobile phones are waiting for you! Follow~click/ Chinese website public account (add a friend on WeChat - add a public account - enter qdread), participate now! Everyone will win a prize, follow the qdread WeChat public account now!)