Chapter 531 Walking a Cat Is More Troublesome than Walking a Dog

Putting the work of gods aside for the time being, he returned to Hao Ren. At this time, he had led two people (including a cat) out of Raven 12345's bungalow and was now walking on the only commercial street in the southern suburbs. "Go" looked around and looked at the surrounding scenery along the way. He almost returned to the state of being on all fours several times. Thanks to Hao Ren, who kept staring at the cat, there was no accident.

This is the first time Cat Girl has observed this familiar street from a human perspective - she completed her transformation in the wilderness last night, and habitually went home to sleep early in the morning, before she had time to take a good look at the outside world. .

"It's different." The cat girl muttered, while touching her hair uncomfortably. Hao Ren quickly pressed the other person's hand: "Don't take off your hat! And don't move your tail! If you want to be exposed, you will have to do it in the future. You are never allowed to go out again."

When returning home, Hao Ren suddenly remembered that he should buy two pieces of clothing for "Gun". After all, she couldn't keep wearing Lily's clothes, so he took the guy to the commercial street. In order to prevent the cat from being revealed, he put a floppy wide-brimmed hat on the other person, and asked her to roll up her tail and hide it under her coat. He also asked her to carry a small backpack to help cover it up. It stands to reason that this disguise is enough. Elizabeth usually wears a hat and contact lenses and runs around without revealing her secret. However, Hao Ren obviously underestimated the active nature of a cat. Just letting "Gun" walk upright along the way was enough. It almost exhausted all his energy... This guy is much harder to deal with than the demon princess who only knows how to dismantle and dismantle!

Now he was glad that he had predicted that "Gun" would not be able to control his tail, so he tied the cat tail to the girl's back with a piece of cloth, and she was wearing a very wide coat. Spring and autumn shirts, the most revealing part, are considered safe.

But even so, Hao Ren still felt a little frightened along the way. He thought that this was the first time that the cat girl went out on the street, and something could happen so easily... So what should he do in the future?

He thought it was impossible for him to keep this wild and untamable creature at home for a long time. He couldn't control her when she was just a cat, let alone now that she has become a mentally ill person. This guy always wants to come out and run around... Should we just let her walk around outside with cat ears and a tail? How many Weibo posts will this alarm?

The cat girl didn't know what her owner was worried about. She started to lose focus while walking. Then she suddenly saw someone selling grilled fish on the roadside, and her whole body... and the whole cat became excited. He rushed over at once, and when Hao Ren saw him, this idiot had already rushed to the stall, and then...

Then he found a safe place and squatted down, staring like an ordinary wild cat to see when the guests who were eating grilled fish would drop some dregs. At the same time, he turned his body slightly sideways, ready to run away when someone threw a stone. The whole business is very skillful, and you can tell that it is done this way often.

Hao Ren was stunned for a moment before he came to his senses, and quickly shouted from behind: "Come back!"

Unfortunately, he shouted too late, because the grilled fish stall owner noticed that a beautiful girl suddenly rushed over and squatted in front of the stall. He subconsciously thought that she was here to buy fish (although this buying gesture was a bit original), so he asked casually: "Want a skewer?" He held up a skewer of freshly grilled fish and handed it over.

The cat girl thought this was feeding her, so she snatched it with quick eyes and hands, and stuffed the fish into her mouth. However, she saw her face changed drastically on the spot, and she spat out the fish with a meow, grabbing her throat and yelling. Earth-shattering: "Ah, it hurts, it hurts...it hurts so much!!"

The stall owner selling grilled fish was dumbfounded. Even though he had never seen such a sensitive tongue in the seven or eight years he had been doing business, he thought the person in front of him was sent by the guy selling kebabs across the street to cause trouble for him. Fortunately, Hao Ren and Nangong Sanba arrived later. They yelled and apologized to lure the stall owner over, and bought several skewers of grilled fish to settle the matter. Then they grabbed the cat girl and left quickly. This place.

"You don't know that cats can't eat things that are too hot!" Hao Ren jumped on his feet and reprimanded the cat, which was still stupid after turning into a human. "And you don't know that you have to pay for eating other people's food!"

The cat girl was really long-faced. Even though she was almost crying because of the burn, she still held her neck and replied: "Meow, I don't know!"

Hao Ren was furious, and the first thing he thought about was this: even if the person in front of her was mentally enlightened, her knowledge was not obtained through initiation. How could she know what the rules of human society were.

And it was the first time she knew that she couldn't eat hot food: "That was 'hot' just now? The food was very hot, so it hurt when I ate it? Then why didn't I feel pain when I ate before?"

"Nonsense, I usually serve you cold rice. You go out to pick up things on the street, and you are less likely to eat hot food." Hao Ren rolled his eyes, "I said you can't be a little more calm? You just entered Have you forgotten what I said before on the street? If you get into trouble, you will never be allowed to go out on the street again."

The cat girl didn't listen to what Hao Ren said at all. She just stuck out her tongue and blew air to dissipate the remaining heat. She murmured thoughtfully to herself: "So you're usually so nice to me, shit shoveler." ah?"

Hao Ren's face turned green: "How many times have I told you that this title needs to be changed!! You all know that I treat you well, why can't you be more respectful?!"

"Go away", looking at Hao Ren getting angry with a blank expression, he stepped forward and rubbed Hao Ren's elbow with his head without knowing why: "Oh, rub rub, rub rub, shoveling shit, are you happy now? So give me the little fish. Dry!"

Hao Ren: "..."

At this time, Nangong Sanba suddenly reacted: "Wait a minute, I think... even if a cat learns human language through wisdom initiation, she should not have the concept of praise and derogatory words, right?"

Hao Ren looked at him curiously: "What do you want to say?"

"So she doesn't ask you to shovel poop because she wants to anger you or has any grudge against you," Nangong Sanba said, "but she really thinks you are a big cat who is very good at shoveling shit. In the world view, this may be a professional job."

Hao Ren was dumbfounded: "... Damn it, why do I always catch up with this kind of thing?"

"Go" turned his head and looked around, then started grabbing Hao Ren's sleeve: "Dried small fish, I want dried small fish."

I bet there was nothing else in her mind.

Hao Ren was so frustrated that he had no temper, so he could only hand over the almost cold grilled fish: "Eat this, there is no dried fish sold here."

The cat girl looked at the grilled fish with fear on her face, and licked it carefully. After finding that it didn't hurt, she felt relieved and started to devour it. Hao Ren looked at her behavior and felt inexplicably sympathetic: It's not easy for this guy. Ever since Doudou was born in the family, the whole family no longer dared to eat fish. Occasionally making fish fillets was like doing underground work. To hide and tuck. Not to mention "get out", she made the baby fish struggle so much that she almost had to reshape her outlook. Even if she occasionally saw a fish, she would meow at it for a long time. This was a test - to make sure that the fish wouldn't suddenly jump up. She had to beat herself up before she dared to speak.

Fortunately, now that she is in human form and her intelligence has evolved, she can tell that the grilled fish will not move. Otherwise, instead of squatting next to someone else's stall, she would have gone up to say hello to the fish on the grill one by one. Then The scene is even more terrifying. If you don't pay attention, you can easily attract people from Qingshan Mental Hospital.

"I kind of regret taking this guy out on the street so early to see the world," Hao Ren complained to Nangong Sanba, "I should take her back to teach human common sense first, and then let her go out after the training is almost complete."

"That's more likely to cause trouble. You can't tie her with an iron chain. What if she runs out unnoticed and causes trouble before you finish training?" Nangong Sanba smacked his lips, "It's better to watch her while you can. When you arrive, take her for a walk on the street first, so that you can get familiar with her as soon as possible and reduce the risk of trouble."

Hao Ren sighed again, and when he was about to say something, he suddenly found that "Go" was gone again. He quickly looked around, and was shocked to find that the girl had run across the road without knowing it, and was looking at the trash can with her head raised. It seems that he is studying whether he can stick his head inside!

Standing next to him was an already dumbfounded sanitation worker.

Hao Ren could only ignore the weird expressions of the people around him and shout loudly: "Come back!"

The cat girl jumped back and Hao Ren taught her with a straight face: "Don't go through the trash cans again! Don't go to the street to pick them up and eat them! More... Wait a minute, you can walk. Why is it becoming more and more unstable?"

The cat girl twisted around awkwardly: "The tail...can't be swung, it will wobble when walking."

Hao Ren looked up to the sky and sighed: "Forget it, let's go home quickly!"