Chapter 424 Idiots
The shouting from the ceiling was particularly shrill, like killing a chicken.
"Pippin...don't die..."
"Pippin!"
Li Nuo and the others looked up.
Cha Bai tapped Li Nuo's shoulder: "You seem to have killed someone."
Li Nuo shook his head: "I'm not sincere, and you should feel it..."
The gun he just drew will only attack those who are in danger. The purpose of throwing bombs at Marge is to make Marge feel dangerous so that he can test the gun.
But the bullet hit the ceiling, which meant that the yeller... might be watching them.
The sound from the ceiling stopped.
A bunch of guys from the office looked at Li Nuo.
"died?"
"Murderer."
Li Nuo glared at them: "You guys who buy murderers and kill people are so embarrassed to blame me!"
At this time...
"Pippin?"
There was another sound from the ceiling.
"Aita...don't cry."
It seems Pippen is not dead yet.
"But you're bleeding."
"No, Aita, sooner or later we will bleed..."
At this time, a waitress in a red uniform opened the door with a professional smile.
"Gentlemen, I'm sorry...the drinks you ordered..."
"Shh!"
Everyone was dissatisfied and "booed" the waiter to indicate silence.
"Pippin...can you hear me..."
There was another sound coming from the ceiling.
Waiter: "This is..."
Li Nuo: "Quiet..."
Marger: "Quiet..."
Cha Bai: "Sit here..."
Everyone: "Shhh..."
Then……
"Atta, I think I saw my mother."
"No, Pippen, it's me."
"Listen Aita, the bullet has penetrated deep into my bones. It seems there is nothing I can do to save myself."
"Why... why is this happening... Pippen!"
"Don't cry."
"No! I'll take out the bullet for you. Let's stop the bleeding. We want to survive!"
"It can't be taken out... because the bullet's name is 'Aita' and she has entered my heart."
"Pippin~!"
"Aita..."
downstairs……
Everyone stared at the bullet holes in the ceiling with wide-open eyes.
Li Nuo took out the teapot, poured a cup of Chabai, and then picked it up again.
All of them didn't know why, but listening to the voices above, they felt a little less aggressive.
"But...Pippin...how can I survive if I'm alone."
"Aita, it doesn't matter. Remember, you have to complete your final mission and live well..."
Li Nuo screwed on the lid of the teapot.
mission?
"In that case, use it."
"Pippin, that's..."
"Aita, before I die, I hope to see you find someone to support...so as long as the mission is completed."
"But, I don't want you to die."
"Everyone is mortal, Aita. As long as I exist in your heart, I will live."
"Um……"
"Stop crying, Aita, take out that thing."
Bang bang bang...
There was a noise on the ceiling like a rat.
"This Aladdin's lamp is a 'junk' quality prop. Does it really work?"
"Aita, you have to believe in miracles."
"Then I made a wish...to find what Brupp said, Li Nuo."
Li Nuo picked up the chair and threw it at the ceiling... with a bang, the ceiling cracked and a lot of dust shook down.
An employee of the office took the lead in taking out a gun, and everyone entered a state of preparation for war.
The waiter covered his mouth in surprise: "Sir... Sir... you were sent by the hotel opposite to cause trouble..."
At this time, the attic on the ceiling came into view.
Pippen fell to the ground, Aita was holding an Aladdin's lamp, and the idiot couple sat there. They looked down and saw a dozen guys with guns and knives staring at them.
The handsome man frowned: "It's them..."
Marger: "Who?"
The handsome man said: "Before Mr. Evil God asked me to book a private room, I met these two idiots. They were struggling in front of the hotel. I gave them some money and asked them to find a place to eat..."
So they're here?
Marjie and the handsome man looked at each other. The moment these two extremely handsome guys looked at each other, Li Nuo felt like he was watching a BL comic.
"Li Nuo, don't be distracted."
Chabai reminded.
Li Nuo walked to the front with the worst expression on his face.
Their eyes crossed.
Aita suddenly took out a "wanted poster".
"It's him...it's him, it's him!"
Pippen sat up, took out a monocle from his pocket, locked it on Li Nuo, and stood up in surprise after seeing the data.
"Found it! It's you!"
The wanted poster in Aita's hand is similar to the reward list in the world of "Love Thief King".
[Purpose Reward List]
[Quality: Ordinary]
[Effect: Draw the person you are looking for, and fate will make you meet]
[Brief description: You will indeed meet each other, but maybe one of them is already dead when you meet, so this thing is an inferior product. Why is its quality "ordinary"... As a list, its corners can As a blade]
Everyone looked at Li Nuo, including Marjie.
That look seemed to say: What evil have you done again?
Cha Bai took out the paper and pen from Li Nuo's arms and wrote: "These two are ridiculously powerful."
Looking at this idiot couple, Li Nuo bit his lip. They were indeed ridiculously powerful... The two of them exuded magical factors and could hide their breath and smell. Even a demon hunter could not find their traces.
The idiot couple from the "Corridor of the Sky" defeated Brupp to qualify for the competition. On the surface, it does make people think that they are two incompatible guys, but people should not be judged by their appearance.
With Li Nuo looking like that, who would have thought that he would kill without blinking an eye, with Mar Jie looking like that, who would have thought that he would play with shit, and with Cha Bai looking like that, who would have thought that she had a sex partner system.
The same logic applies to the two people in front of us.
"that……"
Li Nuo pointed at Pippen.
"Didn't you just want to die?"
Pippen thought for a moment and suddenly collapsed.
"Yes...I'm going to die..."
"But you don't have to die now, Pippin! Because we have found a backer! You don't have to die anymore!"
Aita excitedly helped her husband up.
Pippen thought about it.
"Yes, we have found a backer."
So, Pippen pulled the bullet out of the wound on his neck and threw it away. A stream of air came out of his body to stop the bleeding.
This operation has already indicated that this person is extraordinary.
The player's physical recovery ability will not be as strong as that of the Cairo Stars, unless they have some skills. [Rescuer] is to save others. A few people have the skills to heal themselves, but that is difficult to obtain. In any corridor, treatment is It is an extremely rare method. Even if Cha Bai masters the magic of healing, he would not dare to use it rashly, because the magic power consumed is reduced by a percentage and the restrictions are very strong.
Pippen doesn't seem to have consumed any magic power, which indicates that this guy is a cherished medical player.
[Emil's Mask] is broken now and the couple's data cannot be seen, so Li Nuo can only speculate as above.
"Can you come down first?" Li Nuo asked, "Tell me what's going on?"
Peace returned to the private room.
Just two more sets of plates and cutlery.
Li Nuo took off Cha Bai's hairpin from her head and used it as chopsticks to pick up noodles.
Everyone was listening to Aita and Pippen describe why they were here.
…
It's not complicated, but it's very accidental...
The couple went to the bakery to buy things and met Die who had just come out of the bakery order.
Then, Die felt something was wrong, because Aita didn't have any breath on her body, or in other words, she could shield her own breath, and even Die, as a killer, couldn't detect its existence.
Considering that Li Nuo and the others were hostile to a group of strange guys, Die felt that this couple might be those who were hostile to Li Nuo and the others, so...
Die bit the blade, trying to get them...
later……
Chabai was beaten because of a misunderstanding about Li Nuo, which destroyed the sewer and caused the ground to shake. Die had to change his goal to find Li Nuo and the others. At that time, the couple showed Die the way...
When the butterfly ran away, Pippen realized that his wallet was lost.
The couple was devastated and felt like they were going to starve to death.
At that time, Marjie asked the handsome man to find a hotel to book a private room. After the handsome man got the order, he found the nearest hotel across the street and met the couple there. Because the two guys were making trouble, the handsome man felt very annoyed, so he gave it to them. They spent some money and recommended the couple to eat in this hotel. The reason was that the hotel had affordable dishes and there were gunfire everywhere today. Only this restaurant with a strong relationship behind it was considered safe.
After all, the handsome man evolved from a mechanical life form, and essentially retains the element of "goodwill". If you ask him to pay for murder, that's fine, but if you ask him to kill chickens with his own hands, you can't help but kill him. This is from "Neil" 》Guys who pop up in the world.
Back to later...
later……
Li Nuo asked Die to find Marjie, who was chopping the fingers of the prostitute house owner at that time.
So Marjie asked Die to wait for him in the hotel private room.
After Die went there, the idiot couple felt that the female killer who had been chasing them was coming again. The two idiots thought they had been discovered, so they ran away.
While running, they saw the handsome man's back and wanted to strike up a conversation, but they saw Marjie with a different style of painting.
Out of curiosity, these two guys hid in the attic above the private room, just to avoid the butterfly...
And then……
Li Nuo fired a shot...
Pippen was shot.
Coming full circle, back to the starting point.
There were also some episodes in the middle, such as the couple killing an awakened cleaner when they were looking for a hotel, but that was not important...
…
There was silence in the private room.
Including the waiter who came in, everyone stared... Ah, by the way, they changed to a bigger table...
Finally Cha Bai asked: "Are you sure you are not from the 'Endless Corridor'?"
The couple are like idiots who escaped from the world of comedy.
Aita crossed her arms across her chest and pouted angrily: "You are not allowed to say that about Pippen. If you say that about him again, I will be rude to you."
Li Nuo: "You try."
Cha Bai suppressed him and smiled at Aita: "Sorry..."
Marjie, who was sitting next to Li Nuo, asked curiously: "How did you two get together?"
Brother Ma was particularly surprised. It was a revelation that these two one-of-a-kind things could become a pair.
Speaking of which...the couple became interested.
Aita: "Pippin, tell me~"
Pippen coughed lightly...
"Hmph~"
Everyone calmed down with the mentality of having fun.
"We met during the 'Newcomer Screening'. Everyone was alienated from us at that time, but only the two of us passed that exam."
Cha Bai frowned, something was wrong.
"Pippin, no, I remember saving a guy at that time."
"Sorry...I forgot, I reorganized the language."
"Unexpectedly, the second time we entered the script, we met again. After going back and forth, the two of us planned to form a team."
Cha Bai felt something was particularly wrong...
She was sitting next to Li Nuo, and Marjie was on the other side of Li Nuo. They didn't say a word, and the storm was coming...
"Later I discovered that Aita and I had crossed paths when we were young. We lived just one street apart. In other words, we were childhood sweethearts... ahem... and then..."
"Pippin, you hate~"
"Anyway...I like Aita."
Pippen took Aita's hand.
He looked at Cha Bai.
"Even a peerless beauty like you who has conquered the entire country is not as good as one thousandth of Aita in my eyes."
"Pippin, I know I'm not as good as her, but even if I'm not as good as her, I'm still half as good as her."
"Aita, you are a half-step into success."
"Pippin!"
The corners of Cha Bai's mouth rose slightly. She was so happy to be praised. Her favorability towards the idiot couple was maxed out, so she reminded: "Well... should we stop here..."
Aita pouted: "Okay, obviously there are many more, but it's really not the point. For example, my current job as a nurse is actually the inspiration Pippen gave me when I was a child..."
Cha Bai: "It's over..."
Pippen: "Atta, stop talking, others will...be jealous..."
"Pippin~"
"Aita~"
"Marjie, I'll fuck your ancestors!"
"You surnamed Li, go to hell!"
Li Nuo and Marjie started fighting without warning...
In the end, Chabai held them down and quickly changed the subject.
"You said you were looking for Li Nuo, what's going on!"
She spoke very fast, fearing that Li Nuo under her buttocks and Marjie who was pressed on the table would break free, and they might get into a fight.
Aita took out a photo.
Cha Bai's eyes widened: "This..."
Li Nuo and Marjie turned their eyes and calmed down the moment they saw the photo.
In the photo, Brupp was tied to a chair and wearing only a pair of underwear.
"what happened?"
Li Nuo was shocked.
Brupp was stripped naked and tied to a chair?
Even he and Sauron couldn't do it, although they wanted to do it.
"Brup and we have rehearsed a script, a fighting competition. We don't have martial ethics~ we beat him up!" Aita put on the posture of a strong man: "Hey, I didn't expect that after winning, Brupp He said to himself, 'It's over, I can't go to World War,' so he wanted us to bring a message."
Pippen added: "He said there are two very dangerous people, one named Li Nuo and the other named Sauron. These two will treat us like fools and kill us. For safety reasons, he has something to say to you."
Aita nodded: "I'm very unhappy, we are not stupid..."
Pippen: "Stereotypes are a mountain."
The more they thought about it, the angrier they became, and their magic power exploded in an instant!
The whole house was shaking.
Li Nuo and Marjie forgot their grudges, and they were so shocked that their temples were sweating.
Cha Bai quickly took the photo and asked, "What did Brupp want to say?"
Aita withdrew her magic power and clicked on the photo.
"We forgot... let him speak for himself."
"How to say?"
"Li Nuo?"
"ah?"
Li Nuo looked curiously at Pippen who called his name, and the latter made a gesture of invitation.
"If you believe us, just take the photo and take a look."
Cha Bai whispered: "They can believe it."
Marjie sneered: "Miss Chabai believed them only because they were praised for their beauty, right?"
Cha Bai glared at him.
Lord Evil God turned his head away in fear in front of all the believers, and whispered: "Humph, I'm sorry."
The handsome man and his gang began to wonder, what kind of thing is the Mechanical Cult? Why is the evil god just like a mascot? Why does a cult have a Cowherd Group? Why does the nun seem to be the boss? Why do the missionary priests look at it? Looks like the protagonist.
These questions can only be resolved by themselves in the rest of their lives.
Li Nuo took the photo. He didn't believe Cha Bai. He really believed that those passionate idiots in "The Corridor of the Sky" were real idiots.
In the photo...Pippen and Aita suddenly appeared.
This photo will move.
In the photo, Pippen and Aita are talking, but the sound may be muted because there are no speakers.
Brupp raised his head listlessly. There was a tortoise painted on this guy's muscular chest, which was Pippen's masterpiece.
Brupp opened his mouth and spoke.
But can't hear it.
Li Nuo frowned.
"Can't hear you."
He raised his head and saw Aita and Pippen standing up and leaning against the wall, with guilty smiles on their faces.
Li Nuo had a bad feeling at this moment...
Brupp suddenly emerged from the photo. He squeezed the edge of the photo to squeeze out his face, and held Li Nuo's collar with one hand.
"Can you hear me?"