Chapter 423 There Is Someone on the Ceiling!
Li Nuo stood under the street lamp, holding a map of the world in his hand, staring at the map in the dim light of the street lamp, murmuring to himself.
A few meters away, Cha Bai stood next to Rick.
"Sister, we are both of the elven race, please say something to me..."
Rick was so confused that asking him to kill Pesca... wasn't this the same as asking him to die.
Cha Bai glanced at Li Nuo, who was looking at the map by light.
"Well...I don't think it's reliable either...but he should have his own considerations."
Li Nuo said: "Shut up, I'm measuring the distance with my eyes."
After a few seconds, he put the map away, and then told Cha Bai and Rick the key information he saw on the map.
——The land area of Adriatic is not large, and the map is oblate.
"ah?"
Rick is stupid.
"so?"
Li Nuo said happily: "So as long as you find a good driver, he can take you across the entire country in four hours."
Rick's psychological defense is collapsing... is he serious?
Li Nuo tilted his head: "What do you think?"
Because Li Nuo looked kind and smiled kindly, Rick had the illusion that this guy might be easy to talk to.
"Can you not go?"
"I kill you."
"Then I'll go."
Rick admitted... Anyway, even if they don't assassinate Pesca, the road ahead will be difficult... At worst, they can escape halfway... Anyway, they don't necessarily have to complete what Li Nuo entrusted them to do.
Cha Bai kindly reminded: "Let me remind you...his eyes are like he can read minds..."
Li Nuo continued: "We are all from the 'Endless Corridor' and we will meet again sooner or later."
Sooner or later we will meet again...
This is just like when the school bully pointed at you and said, "Come to the bathroom after class"...
"Hey, do you really want to find someone to assassinate Pesca?"
Marger's voice came from the headset.
"Otherwise? Why keep him if you can kill him? Give him a pension?"
"It's nothing. If you decide so, I will give you the woman who betrayed Pesca later."
At this moment, Marjie was chatting with the singing officer.
The area where Pesca's body is located is about 300 kilometers away from Malu City. The specific location can only be known at the scene. Regardless of whether what the woman said is a scam, at least you can give it a try.
Li Nuo felt that the woman was telling the truth. She really wanted to betray Pesca. Firstly, it might be for freedom. Secondly, Marger's painting style was indeed too strange.
"Anyway, let's meet at the hotel later."
Marger left a word and hung up the communication.
Now what Li Nuo had to solve was how to find a good driver... He reluctantly took out a receipt...
boom--!
The engine roared.
A strawberry-shaped truck crashed into the space-time rift.
Rick rubbed his eyes: "I'll go, strawberry car?"
Chabai: "..."
When the car door opened a small crack, Li Nuo gave himself the [Seal of Albers].
The moment the car door was completely opened, Li Nuo raised his chin and shouted arrogantly to the guy who came out of the car: "Is it any use if I kneel down for you?"
The next second, the berserk gorilla driver flew forward, smashed Li Nuo's two shields, and pushed him to the ground.
I haven’t seen the Gorilla driver for a long time.
Li Nuo didn't want to see it at all.
Li Nuo: "Brother, I said that if we really can't do it, we can discuss kneeling down to serve. It's not necessary... you won't kill me..."
The gorilla held up a wooden sign that read: "Ever since my car was killed by a dragon, I have become a laughing stock. Clear my name!"
Li Nuo: "Pfft...!"
If [Emil's mask] wasn't broken, he could see that the gorilla driver's name had changed from "Tough Guy" to "Dragon*Sky".
Then the gorilla changed the brand again: "Add the maintenance fee of my car together..."
Swish——!
Li Nuo took out a photo under the gorilla kua.
"Brother, little idiot, the main reason why I haven't shown up these days is because, little idiot, I helped you investigate who took your dick away. Little idiot, I actually found the murderer."
The biggest reward from the trip to "Chuangjie Mountain" is a bunch of dicks.
It contained the gorilla driver's cock.
Cairo-kun, who appeared with the long-haired man and Prometheus's group, was the culprit who stole the gorilla driver's dick.
Li Nuo will not sit idly by, he plans to betray that Cairo gentleman at any time.
Such as now.
The gorilla driver took the photo with some suspicion.
It rises from Li Nuo.
Li Nuo breathed a sigh of relief. The gorilla put more pressure on him than Cha Bai.
Then he added in a hesitant manner: "Brother, I promise there will be no problem. If the murderer is not the person in the photo, I will take my dick..."
boom!
Cha Bai suddenly rushed over and pushed his face to the ground.
She said with lip language: It's strange that I have a lamp, but you want to change it to an electric drill!
I didn't want to change the electric drill... Li Nuo couldn't argue with his mouth on the ground.
At this time, the gorilla driver suddenly threw the photo on the ground, stepped on the photo angrily, leaving cracks on the road, and beat his feet and chest and roared!
This guy recognized the guy from Cairo in the photo as the guy who took his dick.
Li Nuo sat up and watched the show with a smile: "The gorilla ran out of the zoo~"
The Gorilla driver held up a sign: "The money you owe me for repairs is waived. Tell me where it is."
Li Nuo: "Is your dick worth the money to repair the car?"
Gorilla Driver: “Dicks are priceless.”
Cha Bai: "Don't be such a dick at night..."
Gorilla Driver: "You wouldn't say that about me if someone took your dick away."
Cha Bai: "I don't have a dick..."
Li Nuo: "But you have a light."
Boom!
"ah!"
"Shut up."
Under the night sky, at crossroads, in deserted neighborhoods, priests, nuns and orangutans were quarreling...
Rick squinted his eyes. As an elf, he was considered a relatively noble type, but now Li Nuo, Gorilla and Cha Bai were making his mind full of "dick".
Li Nuo stood up, got into Gorilla's pink strawberry car, shook out Mikram's minced meat, held one of Mikram's arms and looked at the people outside the car with a smile.
"Let's talk about it after we get in the car."
Not long after they left, a woman in the neighboring house called the police.
"A gorilla ran away from the zoo...the kind that can drive..."
…
On the way, Li Nuo told the gorilla driver what had happened.
He needed the gorilla to serve as both driver and bodyguard. Although it would be a little tiring, considering the dick problem, the gorilla driver decided to help him.
"We went to the hotel to pick up two people. One of them knew the general location of Pesca."
"My teammates..." Rick was stunned before he could finish his words. He saw Li Nuo taking Mikram's wife out of his body.
"Cha Bai, help me wrap this woman up, burn her into ashes and bury her late at night."
"good."
The asphalt road is smooth and the car is not bumpy.
"You...won't you go?"
Rick suddenly asked a retarded question.
"Why should we go? We have to do the World War mission." Li Nuo explained: "Our main plot is related to Pesca. There may be unexpected gains if we directly chop Pesca, but we don't have time."
He didn't say that Rick's group of "Endless Corridor" players would soon be wiped out if they encountered a large number of other Corridor players, so they might as well put down their main business and start a side job.
The only variable here is whether Rick and the others will be eliminated if they can't get on the train tomorrow morning, forcing them to strip out the script.
"Dude... do you really think we can do it?"
Rick suddenly asked.
He also knew that the gorilla driver was from Cairo, but he still didn't believe that he and his teammates could defeat the cult leader Pesca.
Li Nuo didn't want to say anything unnecessary, so he said: "If you succeed, I will find a place for you."
Rick: "What?"
Li Nuo took out the teapot, unscrewed the lid and blew air while saying, "Do you know Solon Li?"
How could Rick not recognize him? That was the player whose captain Saburo Fukushima had been talking about for a long time.
"That... aloof swordsman who is thin but can hold up the sky and the earth?"
Li Nuo and Cha Bai were stunned. In their minds, wasn't Sauron just a four-eyed thug?
"ah?"
"Well, that's what our captain said."
"ah……"
"Isn't it?"
"Yes, yes, yes..." Li Nuo agreed: "If you survive successfully, I will extradite you to Sauron."
Rick smiled bitterly.
"I have to believe it even if I don't believe it."
Li Nuo smiled... Sauron was looking for elite players to form a team. As long as this guy named Rick could successfully assassinate, his resume would be enough for him to get a big sum of money from Sauron.
"I have three teammates left. They are nearby..." Rick looked at the teammate panel and said, "Brother, please do one thing."
Li Nuo: "Refuse."
Rick: "I haven't said it yet."
"Ha..." Cha Bai took a deep breath: "I can guess that you want us to help you take revenge."
Rick didn't answer, which was considered acquiescence.
In their team, they usually had a good relationship and were considered good friends. They had no feelings when they were alive. But now that their teammates are dead, the helpless and uncomfortable feeling is gone.
"I will keep a few of those guys who killed your team to give you motivation for revenge in the future."
Li Nuo spoke like a priest guiding the mourners to the dawn.
In fact, he was thinking: If Rick and the others join Sauron's team, Sauron's stubbornness will definitely avenge his teammates. The big revenge will be avenged. Sauron must not thank him for being the guide? Then I can make another stroke.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……
Rick didn't notice Li Nuo's insidiousness and just lowered his head.
"After I came to the corridor, I quickly obtained the elf physique. At that time, I thought I was the most powerful group. This was indeed the case at the beginning. Later, when I saw the really powerful guys... I accepted my fate."
He looked out the window at the receding scenery.
"Revenge...I'll try, but I also understand that I should accept my fate."
Snapped.
Li Nuo shot Rick with Mikram's bone residue.
"Fart, there is no such thing."
Rick raised his head and saw an unprecedented seriousness on Li Nuo's face. Even if they only met briefly, he couldn't believe that such serious words came from Li Nuo's mouth.
"What did you say?"
“You can tell the result without trying anything.”
Li Nuo was very serious, without any thought. Rick couldn't understand this guy, but he felt warm in his heart.
The car braked suddenly, and Li Nuo bumped into Cha Bai. Cha Bai kicked on the chair to stop the inertia.
The Gorilla driver held up a sign: "Arrived."
The car stopped in the alley behind the hotel. The driver stayed in the car. After the rest of the people got off, there were still a few gangsters squatting on the roadside smoking.
One gangster whistled at Cha Bai, and their eyes lit up. If it was a weak girl, she might not be able to walk out of the alley today.
Li Nuo pulled out a knife and cut off their heads, arranged them in a circle, and wrote a killing notice related to the "Undead Church" on the ground.
He did this without any deep meaning, he just wanted to do it.
A black shadow appeared above his head, and Die fell silently behind him.
"Mr. Li, you are killing innocent people again~"
Die was carrying a large sack, and in the sack was the "Undead Church" singer who was in love with Maljie.
Li Nuo contacted Die on the way here and asked her to meet up with Maljie and bring the singer out.
"All ready."
Li Nuo licked his lips, and all the members of the suicide squad were there.
Seeing Die appear, Cha Bai put on tactical goggles and covered her eyes with an eye mask, otherwise others would see her staring at Li Nuo.
"Mr. Li, there seems to be an orangutan in the car..." Die's eyes widened, and everyone panicked: "Is the orangutan driving?"
Li Nuo said to Die: "Let the eulogist lead the way for you to kill an old guy named Pesca."
Die shrugged and said nonchalantly: "Brother Ma said that the woman has been given a truth serum. She didn't lie, so she can be taken."
Maerjie also sent news to Li Nuo about this woman... These people have absorbed the power of Castlevania, have the physique of vampires, have an endless lifespan, but have no combat power. In fact, the appearance of the eulogist is a hidden line for the players, because only by finding her can the quest line to assassinate Pesca be triggered. Pesca is not afraid of someone finding her body, apparently because it is extremely dangerous there.
What Li Nuo cares about is that the whole thing is related to "Castlevania".
He still remembered Xia Nuoya's reminder on the train that the script might face a more complicated situation than "The Confluence of the Celestial Spheres".
The sound of the door opening interrupted his thoughts.
Die threw the sack into the back car and said with interest: "Let's make it clear first, you have to pay extra for occupying my precious summer vacation."
Li Nuo handed her a piece of paper.
"I'll give it to you."
Die nodded and smiled as she hooked Rick's shoulder.
"Then let's go~"
She looked like a lively girl, with no trace of having rolled on the edge of a knife.
All members of the Suicide Squad got on the bus, and the gorilla driver took out a sign before stepping on the accelerator, which read: "I will protect them."
The wheels rolled, and the pink truck became the size of sesame seeds in the blink of an eye, slowly fading away in the silent city.
Cha Bai slapped Li Nuo on the back of his head, and his hat fell to the ground.
"Don't you want her to get too involved?"
She must be talking about Die.
Li Nuo picked up the hat, with a heavy heart.
"This girl is too curious and capable... so she is reckless and causes trouble everywhere... She says she is a cook, but a killer who has been working for so long can't just give up. The world she lives in is not safe, and ours is even less safe. If she keeps doing this, sooner or later she will die somewhere and no one will collect her body."
Cha Bai straightened his hat.
"Just tell her no directly."
Li Nuo lifted the brim of his hat and pulled Cha Bai's hand away.
"I was her age. At that age, I thought I was the most capable and took what others said as fart. Unless I really encountered some danger, as Aunt Wang said upstairs, I can't say anything when the child grows up. You have to let the society knock her on the head so that she will know the pain."
Cha Bai felt that this was more suitable for Li Nuo, but after thinking about it, she didn't say much.
She held Li Nuo. "Let's go, there are police and mafia nearby. If we attract the cult, we will have to kill people again... I'm tired today."
"Oh, don't worry."
Li Nuo smiled with his eyes wide open: "Just now, the gorilla driver was tossing around outside for a long time. He must have been seen. If I were a nearby resident, I would call the police. In addition, Rick's group of guys are players and cult sacrifices... So the police and the cult will definitely pay attention to them."
Cha Bai narrowed his eyes: "Li Nuo..."
Li Nuo continued: "Brother gorilla's strawberry truck is so eye-catching, just hang around the street for a while, hehehe..."
...
Ten minutes later...
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
Rick held his head and shouted.
His three teammates had already got in the car, and everyone was confused.
A large number of sirens sounded behind the car. The police locked onto the gorilla who could drive. No matter where the gorilla came from, for safety reasons, the police officers could not let the gorilla drive and sit idly by.
In the dark alleys of the block, several black cars rushed out, and the cult members were sitting in the cars.
"Find the location of the sacrifice, and there is a gorilla who can drive..."
The driver in the car was talking on the communicator:
"What... I'm telling the truth, you'll see when you come and see, it's a strawberry-shaped truck... Anyway, don't talk nonsense, come here!"
In the strawberry truck.
Die laughed and clung to the rear window, the chanter was lying in a sack and had been knocked unconscious, the players were confused one by one, and only the gorilla driver drove calmly.
"Mr. Li, you are calculating people again..."
She retracted her gaze and took out the white paper that Li Nuo gave her from her pocket.
Inside was a shredded card of [Shilipo Sword God Card], with a note attached that said, "Give it to those four idiots, they will know how to use it."
Then there is a blank piece of paper, a contract.
The contract between Li Nuo and Die is very simple. After contacting Die through a postcard, the girl will draw up an asking price and exchange the gold coins for the banknotes Die needs. Then Li Nuo can choose to write a contract or not.
This time Li Nuo wrote.
——"If you encounter danger, you can terminate the contract and leave here at any time, and the commission will not be deducted."
Die crumpled the note into a ball and stuffed it into his pocket, feeling happy in his heart. He just felt that Li Nuo was an unfrank and extremely weird person.
"If it weren't for Sister Cha, I would really want to dig out your heart and see what it looks like..."
At this time, there was a sudden sudden brake, and the police car that was finally thrown away appeared in the field of vision again.
Everyone looked at the driver...all at a loss.
Rick asked: "Brother, why did you stop the car?"
The gorilla holds up the sign.
"red light."
The car was full of yelling and cursing, but Die was the only one who found it amusing. She decided to take a good look at these aliens and was ready to dig out Pesca's heart.
At this time, a player risked injury and climbed out of the car window, carrying a rocket launcher and blasting the police car behind.
The wind roared.
Fire curled into the night sky.
Phil, who was standing in a certain room, looked at them in front of the window, and said with a smile: "Endless Corridor?"
Pink strawberry trucks surge across the asphalt.
The guys in this group of cars held guns and destroyed all the traffic lights they could see, leaving bullet marks everywhere they passed. To outsiders, they looked like desperadoes, but in fact this was the style of players.
Just like that...the strange team headed by the gorilla, with the girl killer as the vice-captain, the traitor as the navigator, and the player as the human shield... set out on the road.
…
At the same time, a certain hotel.
Marger made an appointment for a private room here. His original intention was to find a place to rest and decide the future of the mechanical cult in this world.
The country's technological level is roughly equivalent to that of the real world in the 1990s, but its moral standards and public security are quite outrageous. In a place like Malu City, as long as you have money, there is almost nothing you can't do.
Take this hotel for example... As long as you spend a lot of money, you can ask the chef to empty out the private rooms you like with a kitchen knife. However, such violent behavior cannot be used on upper-class people. It is said that the shareholder behind this hotel is Ma Mule. The city's new mayor is actually not clean either. He wants to clean up the dark forces in the city as soon as possible just to insert his cronies into it.
Li Nuo and Cha Bai were stunned as soon as they entered the room.
In the simply decorated private room, a large table was surrounded by about ten people, and the one sitting directly opposite the door must be Marjie.
Now Marger's painting style is very out of place. When he smiles, the phantom of a rose pops out.
Cha Bai asked in a low voice: "What is his painting style?"
Li Nuo used his professional knowledge to search the inventory in his mind: ""The Overlord's Lover", Shinjo Mayu."
Everyone in the room looked good.
Li Nuo took over a contract from Marjie and understood the reason... First, let's talk about the result. He wanted to kill Marjie.
Marjie wanted to pack up the dozen or so big men in the office to become cowherds. Everyone, led by the handsome man, readily accepted the offer. They lacked love and needed love, even maternal love would do.
"Cowherd group?"
"Humph, I checked and found that there are no cowherds in this country, so I signed a contract with the owner of a prostitute house."
At first the brothel owner didn't agree, but after Marger and Victor chopped off two of his fingers, he had no choice but to agree.
In fact, Marger's purpose is to "preach" for the team's mission.
The system should change the direction of the team's mission based on the player's current behavior. Now, Ma Ge is wearing the face of a girl's caricature. He thinks that if he creates another Cowherd group, perhaps the target of the mission will be all women.
This is why Li Nuo wanted to beat him to death.
Being a Cowherd was one of his dreams. When he recovered from a serious illness, the first thing he did was to find a way to get a fake certificate for himself to be a Cowherd. Now that Cha Bai is here, he is destined to miss the Cowherd.
Li Nuo was trembling with anger.
All the male compatriots around him were related to the Cowherd, but he was the only one... He glanced at Chabai, who was crossing his long legs, "Bullshit Cowherd, go and eat shit!"
"So... you just booked a private room just to have a Cowherd Group?"
"No."
Marger raised an eyebrow.
“The calm before the storm, take a break.”
As the captain, Marjie believed that he had the obligation to stop Li Nuo's brain from time to time, and he also had the obligation to stop Cha Bai from running around outside and hitting people with a hammer.
However, Li Nuo and Cha Bai had other thoughts.
Cha Bai is worried about Die.
Li Nuo looked at the panel rewards that were settled not long ago.
The first is the reward after killing all the cultists who are chasing them:
[Side mission completed: First contact with the cult]
[Task difficulty: lv30~lv70 (crossed out)]
[Task Difficulty: lv75]
[Mission details: Escape, at least you will not be noticed by the police, but you have been targeted for a long time, I am talking about you, all you players (crossed out)]
[Mission details: The cleaners have noticed you, the difficulty of the mission has been increased, and the rewards have been increased]
[Task reward: 30,000 experience points, 2 characteristic points, race upgrade badge]
…
[Racial Upgrade Badge +2]
【Excellent quality】
[Effect: Racial advancement speed increases slightly]
[Brief description: Xiao Ming put on a badge and turned from a poor man into a rich second generation]
…
This dark gray round badge the size of a fingernail is extremely simple, without any engraving, and looks like a button at first glance.
Killing a Cleaner does not increase the racial promotion percentage.
Li Nuo was a little worried about this. He had previously thought that it was related to "Castlevania" and that there would be a large number of monsters coming to give experience points soon, so he didn't care too much.
He is still 15% short of getting the "Blood Demon Hunter" race to the branch point of promotion. For Li Nuo now, this is more important than upgrading.
So the badge makes sense.
The same is true for Chabai, but Chabai doesn't want to be promoted to the elf race for the time being, because she is afraid that growing pointy ears will affect her appearance.
In addition, there is a reward.
[The second step of missionary work, finding the correct way to board the train, has been completed]
[Task reward: 20,000 experience points, each player receives a random weapon card*1]
Li Nuo redeemed [Random Weapon Card].
The description shows a random weapon that matches the player's style.
Li Nuo doubted whether he would pull out a Tai Dao that was losing blood. It wasn't that he didn't want a Tai Dao. The way he held a Tai Dao like Sauron could really show off, but he preferred the Miao Dao... Moreover, the cane was so easy to use. , the stick's attack modes include short sticks, stabbing swords, and modified whips as means of containment. Li Nuo is ready to make this stick his tombstone. In short, the weapon is the same as a woman's, and will not be replaced even after death.
"Match my weapon..."
Li Nuo frowned.
"It can't be a bomb."
With this thought in mind, he fired [European Emperor's Explosion] and immediately drew out the weapon.
A water gun that looked like a joke appeared in his hand.
[Naughty kid’s prank pistol]
[Quality: Excellent]
[Equipment requirements: Chaotic neutral or below character]
[Effect: There is only one bullet. After firing, it will cause 100% damage to the creatures around you that are in extreme danger (think your life is in danger) (undefensible gunfire, forcibly deducting a small amount of vitality), and it will be automatically replenished within 12 hours. One bullet]
[Brief description: Mr. Rogge was about to commit suicide because he was bankrupt. He stood by the window sill and felt a kind of fear...so he stayed by the window sill, still holding the squirt gun his son picked up outside, all night long. In the past, he still felt that death was so scary. The window sill seemed like a demon that could kill him at any time. It was so scary... He became more and more frightened. At this time, the door of the house opened. It turned out that his wife thought he was not at home with her lover. When Rogge came in, he was angry. He planned to take his wife away before he died. He subconsciously treated the water gun as a real gun and pulled the trigger on his wife... The God of Death looked at the death report of the ghost in front of him and made a decision. Send him to heaven... He's so pitiful]
Li Nuo ignored the brief description. He wanted to test whether this water gun was awesome or a children's toy.
So he took out his homemade alchemy bomb.
Marger was stunned.
Li Nuo looked at him and threw the bomb.
Marjie panicked. The power of the alchemy bomb was comparable to [Detonating Phantom Light], and he felt the danger.
Before Cha Bai could stop him, Li Nuo shot Marjie... This kind of behavior of using companions to experiment with weapons is their corporate culture. Li Nuo has stepped into a shit pit more than once, been slapped in the face by an explosion, and been beaten by a machine. The head of the living form is chopped off with a folding axe.
The bullet jumped out of the gun chamber...
The bullet floated slowly in the air.
Everyone looked at the bullet as if it were a magic trick.
Then, the bullet suddenly accelerated! He turned a corner and headed towards the roof!
Just a bang was heard and the ceiling was punched through.
Then a woman’s heart-rending roar came from the ceiling:
"Pippin! Pippen! Don't die!"