Chapter 802 Dull Cuteness
There is something special about blowing.
You can't boast too much, and you can't boast too much.
For example, the Goblin King misses Master Hall.
Actually, the Goblin King did miss him a little bit, but not to the extent I said. At most, he just mentioned it when we were in the hot spring together. God knows whether he meant it or not.
However, when playing to Master Hall, you have to find a way to convince him.
I can’t say that the Goblin King’s longing for Master Hall is like a torrential river, which is endless. That’s not bragging, it’s bullshit.
And if you say that, Master Hall will never believe it. He is not a girl, nor is he the most handsome man in the goblin tribe, and the goblin king is not good at him, so why do you miss him so much!
So, in this regard, I want to tactfully and implicitly raise the level of the Goblin King's longing for Master Hall to a level of sadness expressed at the dinner table. This is a bit vivid and also Not too fake.
Of course, there are restrictions in places like the dining table, that is, you can't speak too loudly and you can't talk too much.
The reason is very simple. If you speak too loudly, spittle will come out easily. If you talk too much, you will be hungry.
So I made it look like the Goblin King and Master Dewey were talking about him at the dinner table, so it was appropriate.
Master Hall was stunned for a moment after being deceived by me, and finally choked up in the communication crystal.
He said that he must go back and catch up with these two old friends, and then hung up the phone.
On the other side of the crystal, why do I think that this matter was not done properly? The old man is happy and moved now, but when he goes back and finds that everything is not the same, things will go wrong. !
How can I have the face to face Master Hall from now on?
The more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, and the more I thought about it, the more panicked I became. I quickly picked up the phone crystal and dialed Dewey’s number.
After explaining the details, Dewey chuckled: "Xiao Yi, you are really capable of bragging!"
"Ashamed, ashamed." I felt ashamed, touched my head, and smiled bitterly.
"Okay, I understand what you mean. No problem. I'll put on a show for my godson, I agree." Dewey laughed and said, "Is there anything else you can do?"
"there is none left."
Dewey hung up the call crystal. When he hung up, I breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, there were powerful extras holding it, otherwise I wouldn't know where to put my old face.
Time passed quickly, and in a blink of an eye, the return day of Elder Priscilla and Elder Mai Sonoda was coming.
It's time to replace the Elf Queen again.
The three sisters who were about to 'separate' had tears in their eyes. The scene was simply heart-wrenching to watch.
To be honest, I really can't understand why the three sisters made the atmosphere so tragic, as if they were parting from life or death.
In fact, at best, it’s just that we won’t be able to see Princess Analita again in a short period of time, but it’s not like we’ll never see her again.
But I was too embarrassed to say anything to disturb the sad atmosphere that was brewing so easily, so I had no choice but to follow the example of others and forcefully pretend to be sad and sympathetic.
However, expressions are expressions of the heart, and it is always difficult to pretend. I just felt that the face was extremely stiff, as if a thick layer of inferior foundation had been applied and blown by the biting cold wind. , that feeling after the foundation is completely dry.
I was thinking about it, but for a while I hid my face so that no one else could see my embarrassment.
Who would have expected!
He was actually seen clearly by Lily, the member of the strange duo!
Who is Lily?
She is the same age as Lizzy and Remy, and is at the age where her mind is full of questions and she wants to ask 'why' everything she sees.
The scariest thing about someone of this age is not that she always asks ‘why’, but that she never asks questions regardless of the occasion.
Such as now.
"Huh?" Lily pointed at my face and asked doubtfully, "Brother Xiaoyi's expression is so weird?"
This crisp and pleasant sound, at this moment, was like a huge stone thrown into the calm lake, causing thousands of splashes of water to pop up.
In an instant, everyone's eyes shot towards me, and at the same time, they were fixed on my face.
My originally stiff and sad expression became even more helpless and embarrassing at this moment.
Damn it!
I cursed secretly, feeling bad!
Sure enough, after the atmosphere was stagnant for three seconds, Barbara was the first to laugh.
Her laughter is very distinctive: Puff, puff, puff, puff!
It feels a bit like the muffled exhaust of an organ. In short, it sounds quite exciting.
As she laughed, the sad atmosphere in the hall disappeared, and everyone burst into laughter. Even the three sisters who were about to 'separate' couldn't help but cover their mouths and chuckle.
No, the only one who covered her mouth and chuckled was the Elf Queen. Princess Analita laughed heartily regardless of her image, while Princess Analetta covered her stomach and rolled on the floor with laughter.
In short, although the 'farewell' ceremony was not successful, it was at least very memorable.
With the double protection of Lillea and me, as well as the multiple assistance of the six maids in the palace, the Elf Queen was taken back by me again.
After leaving the Elf Palace, I asked the fake Elf Queen: "Where are you going back soon?"
"Go home," she said.
Damn, I forgot, she is originally from the Elf tribe, why should I ask more.
Lilea's starry eyes blinked, and she looked at me with a meaningless smile.
I curled my lips helplessly and said, "Then you go back. When Elder Sonoda Mai comes back, remember to ask her for the reward."
"You want a reward?" She tilted her head: "I don't understand."
"Oh," I explained, "You have been playing the role of Queen for so many days, and you have suffered a lot. You should ask Elder Mai Sonoda for labor fees."
"This is what I should do," she said with a matter-of-fact expression, "Besides, as the elder's maid, it is natural to do our best for the elder."
"The elder's maid?" I asked in surprise.
"Yes." She looked at me and said, "Don't you know?"
"Oh, I know," I chuckled, "I just knew it."
"That's good." She saluted to me and Lilea respectively, and said, "Then I will resign."
"Okay" I said goodbye to her with a dry smile: "You walk slowly."
After a while, Lilea came close to me and asked: "Xiao Yi, you don't think she is a temporary substitute that Elder Sonoda Mai hired from the public, do you?"
"Uh" I was startled for a moment and said, "I really think so."
"I thought you knew it a long time ago." She pinched my cheek, her starry eyes flashed, and she said with a smile, "You are really cute and slow."