Chapter 831 The Second Half of Dewey’s Sentence

I'm too lazy to argue with Odachi. Anyway, I'm just using you as a kitchen knife. What can I do?

I overlooked one thing. Odachi and I are connected. It can read all my thoughts. Of course, the same is true for its thoughts to me.

The body of the Odachi suddenly became heavy, and with a soft sound, the chopping board broke in two.

"Uh" I faced the two halves of the chopping board, speechless: Damn, can I understand this as revenge?

"Of course~" Odachi said angrily.

After feeling ashamed for a few seconds, I admitted my mistake quite simply: "Okay, my fault. I shouldn't have been so willful just now. Please forgive me."

"Haha" Odachi sneered: "You brat, don't think that my silence means I'm weak. I'm reserved, low-key, and broad-minded, you know?"

"Got it" I responded, admitting that I was unlucky, put the chopping boards together and continued cutting the meat.

In fact, it is very beneficial to use the Odachi to cut meat. Firstly, you can practice your knife skills. Secondly, its blade is quite sharp. It can cut gold and split stone. It is omnipotent. It is easy to use it to cut meat.

Of course, there are prerequisites for using an Odachi to do these things - it must be washed first.

Cleaning an Odachi is a very delicate job. After all, the blade is stained with the blood of countless monsters. These bloodstains taste terrible and will definitely affect the taste of the dishes. Fortunately, they are non-toxic and can be eaten with confidence. ——When I was poor, I used to cut off monster limbs to satisfy my hunger.

Generally speaking, just washing with water is definitely not enough, so I found some leaves and herbs to remove the smell from the Elf Forest, mashed them, applied them to the Odachi, and soaked them for ten minutes. , the Odachi sword is as clean as new.

Lillea told me this method. She said that the elves use this kind of thing to care for their weapons, and it is more effective than recycling and maintaining them.

Hearing this, I felt envious in my heart: If I had known that this method could be used for weapon maintenance, how much money could I have saved?

After cutting the steak, fry it. After frying, put it on a plate, find an insulated box and put it in, and then everything is finished.

I once again used the leaves and herbs I had used before and applied it to the odachi. Soon, the odachi was as clean as new again.

After putting away the knife, I continued to lie lazily on the sofa and count the growth rings on the ceiling.

At this time, the call crystal rang. It was Dewey's call. I looked at the wall clock and saw that it was already seven o'clock. I guess everyone was still in bed.

Thinking of this, I decided not to answer the call in the living room, so as not to disturb others' rest.

After leaving the door, leaning against the door, I answered the call.

"Xiaoyi, I'm Dewey."

"Haha, I know it's you. How did you sleep last night?" I asked in a strange tone.

"Uh, cough, I can't help it. I'm getting older and I fell asleep before I knew it, hahahahaha" Dewey started to make excuses.

"Okay, so that's what happened." I asked in amusement, "By the way, you said half of what you said yesterday, can you tell me the other half today?"

"That's right!" Dewey said, "I just called you to tell you the second half of the sentence."

"Well, what's the second half of the sentence?" I asked.

"It's like this," Dewey said: "Hall and I studied for a long time and read through the records of ancient documents in the forbidden area. Finally, we discovered something."

"Hmm," I said nervously, "Then what?"

"We put together several runes drawn on your arm, and it turned out to be a complete ancient text. It means 'enlightenment' in ancient documents." Dewey's voice was very serious. I guess, the microphone He must have a serious expression on his head.

"Hmm," I continued nervously, "Then what?"

On the other end of the phone, Dewey's voice disappeared again.

"Eh? Did you fall asleep again?" I looked confused.

"I didn't sleep," Dewey said, "I just don't know how to answer your question."

"What's so difficult about this? Let's be honest. Who among us is following the other?"

Dewey sighed and said: "Actually, so far, we have only figured out the meaning of this ancient text. It's a bit embarrassing to say it, so hey."

"It's pretty good to be able to figure out the meaning of an ancient text." I affirmed: "Think about it, those are things recorded by ancient people. After countless years, most of them have been lost. You can study them out. , doesn’t this mean that your level is higher than others~”

This is half true and half flattering. After all, the goblins prefer to be praised.

"Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh" Dewey was happy and his laughter was very obscene: "I like to hear this. I think you have a conscience."

After that, he asked me: "Now that you have finished studying the runes at hand, when will you trace the next runes to me?"

"Just wait," I said, "I'll just keep killing monsters these days, and we'll see in a few days."

"Okay," Dewey said, "Send hello to my future daughters-in-law for me."

"Yeah, I'll pass it on."

After hanging up the call, I went back to the hall. Three little lolita had climbed out of bed, and Xiao Zhi also slowly crawled over from the yard.

He put a large piece of roasted beef tenderloin on Xiao Zhi's plate, and gave each of the three little loli's a pudding cake.

"That's all, eat slowly, you have to eat later, you know?" I warned like an elder.

"I know, brother Xiaoyi~" Lily answered first, she was very happy after eating.

Lizzy also ate slowly and leisurely bit by bit. She opened her big eyes and looked at me with fluttering eyes and smiled very happily.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Remi stuffed her mouth with pudding cake, covered her cheeks and mumbled a bunch of words that were completely incomprehensible.

"We'll talk about it after we swallow it," I said with a black line on my face.

After Remi swallowed all the food in her mouth, she looked at me blankly, paused for a long time, and then said: "I, I forgot what I just wanted to say."

Well.

I really have nothing to do with this little out-of-line lolita.

At about half past eight, Phoenix and the others walked out of the room one after another. They said hello to me first, and then went straight to the bathroom to take a bath.

The girls take a long time in the bath. They have many things to do, such as gossiping, gossiping, gossiping - saying important things three times.

Not long after the girls entered the bathroom, the men also got up one after another. They did not choose to go to the men's bathroom, but went directly to the bathroom, filled the water, brushed their teeth, washed their faces, and talked nonsense.

When everything is done, the men will sit in groups on the sofa, either talking nonsense, or like me, looking up and counting the growth rings on the ceiling.