Chapter 832 The Miserable Little Zhi

Breakfast started at around nine o'clock. Everyone sat around the dining table and stared at the various breakfasts on the table.

Billy was the first to speak: "I'm sure Florence didn't make this breakfast. Her breakfast is very traditional, without so many tricks!"

"Do you think it's better to have more tricks or less tricks?" Susan suddenly asked.

"It doesn't matter if there are more or less tricks." Billy stretched out his hand and grabbed the steak on the table and said, "The main thing is the taste."

Then, Billy's hand was pricked by Susan with a fork: "Oh, what are you doing?"

"I ordered this steak." Susan placed three large pieces of steak in front of Princess Analita, Belle and herself, and hummed: "If you want to eat, you can also order it yourself."

"Tch, just make a reservation." Billy grinned and said, "Who made breakfast today?"

"I did it."

"Ehhhhhhh?" Billy looked horrified: "It was Xiaoyi who did it! I said, Xiaoyi, you can actually cook!"

"Any comments?" I asked.

"I don't have any opinion. Do you want to listen?"

"explain."

"We are all men, can you please stop being so meticulous and be more manly! Don't act like a girl!"

Billy was picked up by Maggie and thrown out.

Billy climbed back into his seat and apologized to the girls present one by one. After a series of apologies, he was about to move his chopsticks, but was blocked by Gordo.

"What's wrong?" Billy looked confused.

"You haven't apologized to me yet," Gordo said seriously.

"You? Aren't you a man?"

"But I have a girl's heart," Godot said seriously.

"puff!"

There was a soft sound, and my face was covered by a large amount of unknown liquid. I turned my head, and Barbara covered her mouth with one hand, pointed at me with the other, and kept laughing.

Yes, the liquid on my face was the juice that Barbara had just drank into her mouth.

Godot's comment was really ill-timed.

After that, breakfast went pretty smoothly. Although my cooking skills were not as good as Florence's, they were definitely not bad. Everyone was very satisfied with their meal. Of course, it would be better if I didn't get sprayed with juice.

After breakfast, it’s a full day of shopping and shopping.

I don’t quite know why girls love shopping so much, but I do know that the average amount they spend on one purchase is enough for us to spend more than a month in the dungeon hunting monsters.

Fortunately, I saved Dewey's thigh, otherwise, our guild would have gone bankrupt.

While the girls have fun shopping, us guys not so much - we'd rather just laze around on the couch and spend the day lazing around.

After walking for a while, Billy and Gordo ran away without knowing where they were. Then came Yang Guo, who sneaked away with a few of his men to a gourmet restaurant to eat delicious food. Then came Jackson, who used the excuse of going to the cafe to help out. , the landlady went there, and then Taylor. The old man was fascinated by the smell of wine in the tavern, and he refused to move his buttocks after sitting in the tavern. I really had no choice, so I had to leave him a lot of gold coins and told him to drink as much as he wanted. .

When I returned to the team, I found that there were only three men left: me, Zach, and Rocky.

Our division of labor is very clear. Zach is responsible for carrying all the goods purchased by Florence, and Rocky is responsible for carrying all the goods purchased by Lily. I don’t take anything. I put all the things bought by the other girls on Xiao Zhi’s back. superior.

Yes, Xiaozhi was also kidnapped by me, just to help me carry my things.

I am not worried that Xiao Zhi will be crushed by these clothes, cosmetics and jewelry. These things are as light as nothing to her.

After shopping for more than an hour, all the things Florence and Lily bought were placed on Xiao Zhi's back.

I smiled mischievously at the two male compatriots. Zach wiped his sweat and said to me: "Cunning!"

Rocky also complained to me: "Boss, you are really lazy."

"How can this be called laziness?" I hesitantly said, "This is called wisdom."

After walking around for a long time, we went to the watch shop again and bought a pocket watch for everyone present. Those who were not present did not get a share. Fenghuang even bought one for Xiao Zhi.

Although the pocket watch has a bag, I couldn't figure out where it should be hung on Xiao Zhi's body, so we started a discussion on this issue.

I think the pocket watch should be tied to Xiao Zhi’s antennae, which looks very fashionable, but as soon as my idea was proposed, it was opposed by everyone present, and even Xiao Zhi protested—— It stepped on me hard with its powerful forelimbs.

Loki felt that the pocket watch should be tied to its shell. Lily was the first to ask: Where is the place to tie the pocket watch on Xiao Zhi's back?

Loki was startled when he heard this, and then became extremely frustrated. He squatted in the corner and drew circles. Xiao Zhi walked over sympathetically and put his forelimbs lightly on his shoulders.

Both men's ideas were eliminated and now only Zach was left.

At this time, Zach showed the unique wisdom of a mature man - he smiled and said nothing, waved his hands and shook his head.

Ever since, this mature man's final right to speak was deprived of him by everyone.

The girls began to chatter, and the three of us men leaned on the big tree nearby to look at them.

Loki said: "Boss, tell me, where will they choose to put the pocket watch?"

I rolled my eyes at him: "How do I know that? Don't guess what a woman is thinking. You can't figure it out even if you keep guessing."

"Xiaoyi is right," Zach agreed.

I glanced at Zach on the side and suddenly smiled: "Zach, you are serious, you should express your suggestions and opinions. You were eliminated without even saying a word. How embarrassing."

"What's so embarrassing about this?" Zach was puzzled.

"How can you not be embarrassed?" I said hehely: "As men, we must have the courage of men. It is not a good idea to pretend to be serious in situations like the one just now."

"I'm not pretending to be serious," Zach said innocently, "I really don't know where to put it."

"Then just say anything," I said, "It's better to say anything than nothing~"

Zach smiled and stopped talking.

The girls had a heated discussion, but soon they seemed to have made a decision. A group of people pushed Xiao Zhi to the ground and began the inhumane act of hanging a pocket watch.

I heard Xiao Zhi's miserable screams, and saw Xiao Zhi's desperate eyes through the gap between the girls. I felt very sad in my heart. To be honest, I really couldn't bear to look at Xiao Zhi like this. It looked miserable, so - I turned my head away and didn't look at it.

Loki was trembling all over and asked me: "Boss, will Xiao Zhi be killed by them?"

"Don't worry, Xiaozhi is an upgraded beetle monster. He won't die so easily. At most, it will be worse than death."

I said the above words in an extremely sad tone.