Chapter 2954 Farmhouse Overlord

The night is like a curtain and the moon is like a hook.

The breeze blows like a breeze, and the birds chirp like an illusion.

Lying on a portable mattress that was neither too soft nor too hard, looking at the sky full of stars through the two gaps specially left on the roof, I couldn't fall asleep for a long time.

"Hey, are you asleep?"

The lazy voice of the Blue Witch rang in my ears.

"not yet."

"I didn't sleep either."

nonsense.

"But I want to sleep, but I can't sleep," the blue witch said faintly. Suddenly she turned around, faced me, and said, "Tell me a story."

Turning my face sideways, staring into her piercing eyes, I asked softly: "What kind of music do you want to listen to?"

"casual."

"Love?"

"Nasty."

"Hot-blooded?"

"boring."

"Drama?"

"Too vulgar."

"A fairy tale?"

"childish."

".Then what kind of thing do you want to hear?"

"casual."

I really wanted to slap her.

A bunch of tendrils appeared on my forehead. I suppressed my anger and said in a deep voice, "Then let's tell fairy tales. Fairy tales can help you fall asleep quickly."

The blue witch blinked: "Really?"

"Really" I said, and at the same time I thought: That's weird.

What really helps me sleep is whether the foreign language textbook is good or not. Every time I pick it up, I can't help but gasp. No matter the time or place, it is 100% effective.

But since I don’t have any ready-made foreign language textbooks at hand, I can’t use the most advanced sleep technique. I can only tell fairy tales to make her happy and make her fall asleep.

"Once upon a time, on a farm in a certain town, there was a mother duck who hatched a bunch of cute little ducklings with yellow fluff. But among these little ducklings, a fat and strong big duck emerged. Fat duck, we humans must like this kind of duck, because it is fat and has a lot of fat, so it is delicious whether fried or cooked."

"Uh-huh, cough!" The blue witch deliberately sent a signal, telling me to stop leaning.

I had no choice but to restrain my rants and continued: "Although we humans like it, the little ducks don't like them. They are all so cute and fluffy, but they have such a fat, fat, stupid, big guy. Either it's genetics." Mutation, or a little-known anecdote about the mother duck. In short, no matter which possibility, this fat duck is not welcomed by the family, except of course the mother duck. This is her child after all. , and it’s biological, okay, maybe it’s biological, after all, ducklings are hatched from eggs, not viviparous, so it’s still possible for them to be tampered with.”

"Due to the protection of the mother duck, the little duck is still growing very steadily. At least it does not lack food or water. However, because its companions and other species around it do not care about it, it has been given a bad nickname. No.—the ugly duckling.”

"But don't look at the ugly duckling, but it is big and strong. The mother duck who discovered these advantages kept feeding it all kinds of chicken soup and encouraged it by saying, 'You will definitely become the most awesome one in our duck house. A duck'!"

"The ugly duckling who loves his mother the most naturally regards his mother's chicken soup as a golden word of wisdom and engraves it in his heart and will never forget it."

"In order to make the encouragement from his favorite mother not become empty words, the ugly duckling has been practicing swimming, running, looking for insects, jumping, and in a short period of time, he has developed a body of tendon meat and has become the ugliest but also the ugliest duckling in the duck house. The strongest duck ever.”

"The ugly duckling's transformation made the mother duck happy, and then one day, a big rooster with colorful feathers and a fat yellow dog came to the duck house and kicked in the door."

"These two guys are not ordinary animals. They are known as the two tyrants of the farm. They kick ducks and drive pigs all day long and do all kinds of evil. For this reason, other animals have repeatedly complained secretly, when will God's justice come to light and punish these two evildoers? The farm is a cancer, and their prayers have always been unanswered, until this time, the ugly duckling made its debut."

"The ugly duckling now is no longer the little duck that only had one characteristic: ugly. Instead, it is a half-big duck that is both strong and ugly! It stretched its neck and clamped its mouth, and it caught the big rooster with colorful feathers in its mouth. The bright red and eye-catching rooster's comb then flipped over and knocked the big rooster to the ground. With just one move, it KOed the farm overlord. Then it turned its head and shot a fierce light at the fat yellow dog. , stretched out his neck again, and directly hit the weak point of the big yellow dog, then picked it up and pecked it, and the big yellow dog rolled his eyes, twitched and passed out."

"Since then, the ugly duckling has become the leader of the duck house. Because he defeated the two tyrants of the farm one against two, he was ranked by seniority, and together with the big rooster with colorful feathers and the big yellow dog with piles of fat, he was called the three tyrants of the farm. And is the leader of the three hegemons."

"Don't interrupt, I haven't finished speaking yet." I glanced at her and continued: "Since then, the ugly duckling has been respected by the entire farm, and in the days of being respected, it has gradually grown up, until it turned into a A white swan."

"Isn't it a duck?" the blue witch asked curiously.

"Yes," I said, "It would be great if it were a duck. At least it could live more comfortably. But unfortunately, it is a white swan."

"It's not a pity if you're just being discriminated against, right?" the Blue Witch said.

"Yes, you are right." I blinked and agreed with her question, and said: "It would not be a pity if it was just being discriminated against, but its life experience has attracted the anger and doubts of Father Duck. He suspected that the mother duck was having an affair, and carried out a series of persecutions on the ugly duckling. For example, he pooped on the road where it often walked. However, this approach did not have any effect, because birds have rectum and poop as they eat. It would not arouse the farmer's anger, so soon, the father duck came up with a trick to kill the ugly duckling."

"So on a sunny day, the father duck and the ugly duckling discussed a duck-duck race to see who could run faster. Obviously, the ugly duckling, as a white swan, would not be timid because he first grew up. The strong one, the second one is the swan, and in the end it still has the upper hand. No matter what point it is, it completely beats the weak duck father, so it is natural for it to accept the challenge."

“After the race started, Father Duck raced hard and took the lead, while the Ugly Duckling followed behind playfully, preparing to overtake Father Duck and win the championship in the last lap.”

"Its idea is good, and it does have the capital to realize it, because the father duck is not only a weak duck, but also old. In a few years, he may be sent to the workshop as an ingredient for spicy duck and become a popular duck. The spicy duck is sold to far away markets, and uses this to bring out the last glory of its duck life.”

"In order to make the duck father completely wait in the duck house to be sent to the workshop, and then shine for the last time, the ugly duckling decided to give it the heaviest blow just when it thought it had won, so that it could recognize the reality. of cruelty."