Chapter 2953 Dark Cuisine

When barbecuing in the wild, it is safe to grill the food completely.

But being fully cooked is not the same as being burnt.

Looking at the stick in the blue witch's hand, which was covered in an unknown substance that seemed to be roasted hare, which was completely burnt black and emitted a strong smell of burnt beard, I couldn't help but express the above emotion.

The blue witch looked over and over at the unknown substance that gave off a burnt smell, and then handed it to me very naturally.

right!

You read that right!

She directly handed the black, burnt unknown substance to me with an extremely natural expression and demeanor.

I said to this lady, do you think of me as a garbage recycling bin?

Okay, I admit it, my digestive ability is strong and I am invulnerable to all poisons, but that doesn’t mean I won’t refuse anything that comes my way!

Of course I like delicious food, and it doesn’t matter if it’s not too delicious, but your lump is no longer food, but an unknown substance that has surpassed the limits of food and evolved in an unknown direction!

I believe that if you eat this thing, you will not die but your life will be worse than death.

I shuddered, took the unknown substance, hesitated for a second, then stretched out my hand to tear off a substance that looked like a rabbit leg, smelled it, and threw the substance to the little hunting dog under the gaze of the blue witch. .

When the little hunting dog saw something suspected of being food being thrown in front of it, it was naturally overjoyed. It rushed forward and sniffed it twice. Two question marks suddenly appeared in the dog's eyes.

Ah?

What substance is this?

Why does it smell strange?

Poisonous?

Still not poisonous?

Or just like stinky tofu, it smells very strange, but tastes very strange, but it tastes very delicious.

So tentatively, the little hound stuck out his tongue, licked it, and then smashed it into his mouth, bringing the blackened, burnt, and muddy stuff into his mouth.

One second. Two seconds. Three seconds. Puff.

He didn't even listen for four seconds, and the little hound fell to the ground in a daze, twitching all over, foaming at the mouth, his eyes turned white, and he was as angry as a gossamer.

Before his eyes, his dog life will come to an end.

"Ah!" The blue witch exclaimed: "Tuo Tuo!"

Then he hugged the angry little hunting dog into his arms, and cried bitterly.

"Tuo, Tuotuo?"

I was instantly shocked by the name of the little hound, and at the same time I didn’t want to know the real name of the blue witch.

With a slight cough, I moved closer to her, reached out and patted her shoulder, and comforted her: "A dog cannot be resurrected after death, so please bear with me and bear with me."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Tuotuo, you haven't grown up yet, and you left me like this, wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" The blue witch's cry became louder and louder, and eventually it turned into a howl.

At the same time, I found a question, that is, although the Blue Witch cried loudly, she didn't shed a single tear?

Where are these tears?

On the blue planet, I once heard that there are real mourners with pouring tears and fake mourners with endless howls. Is it possible that the Blue Witch's feelings for the little hound are all fake?

Just when I was confused, the blue witch handed the little hunting dog to me with a twitching voice, and said sadly: "Tuotuo, it is dead, wuwuwu, but I don't want it to leave like this, wuwu, please help." I'll try grilling it so it doesn't burn."

I:

Just when I didn't know how to respond, the little hound's body, already as limp as noodles, suddenly trembled, and a vague murmur came out of its mouth.

That murmur seemed to be on the verge of a death struggle, stretching out its arms to us and shouting loudly: I think I can save another life!

"This dog, Tuo Tuo, doesn't seem to be dead?" I murmured, holding Tuo Tuo.

"Isn't he dead?" The blue witch came closer to observe a little, then shook her head: "There is no breath anymore, he must be dead."

As she spoke, she suddenly covered her mouth, her big eyes full of disbelief: "I never thought that your feelings for Tuo Tuo would almost catch up with me, the master! Your longing for Tuo Tuo to still be alive is so unexpected. So strong that even if Tuo Tuo is dead, he is still trying to convince himself that Tuo Tuo is still alive?"

Me: No, that's not the case.

"I understand, don't worry, it will be baked soon, and I will share half with you."

Me: That’s really not the case.

Just when I was about to use the tachi to disembowel the tuotuo, the little hunting dog started twitching again, and the speed and amplitude of the twitching were greater than before. It was almost ready to perform the extreme mechanical dance.

"Ah!" Seeing this, the Blue Witch exclaimed again: "Tuo Tuo! My Tuo Tuo is still alive! Look, it's still alive!"

The blue witch said, holding the little hunting dog in her arms, nervously watching it perform the extreme mechanical dance, while warily staring at the demon knife in my hand: "What are you doing with the knife?"

"Depilate, disembowel, eviscerate, and then grill."

"You want to eat Tuo Tuo?!" The blue witch looked horrified.

"Nonsense, you asked me to bake it."

"What I asked you to bake was a dead lump, but it's obviously still alive!"

Me: I don’t know why, but I suddenly don’t want to talk to you.

After half an hour of tossing, Tuotuo finally walked in front of the gate of hell. At this time, his body no longer trembled or twitched, and even his IQ was lowered!

Seeing the blue witch, she continued to shake her head and tail, and was very affectionate.

It was as if the Blue Witch had never said she was going to bake it and eat it half an hour ago.

Naturally, I will cook all the roasted hare myself.

No problem, the Blue Witch doesn't know how to barbecue, and if we ask her to come up with a dark dish, the roasted hare that we can eat as a snack may not be enough.

After roasting the rabbit and eating the meat, we set up the tent and lay in it for the night.

To be honest, the night in this wilderness is still as quiet and boring as ever, which is completely different from that in Zefeng Continent.

Although the wilderness of Zefeng Continent looks similar to here, the difference is that there are insects and birds chirping at night, which sounds very close to nature and makes me fall asleep easily.

But the wilderness of the Demon Realm is really desolate, with not even a sound of insects, and the chirping of birds is boring and repetitive, gurgling, gurgling.

The cooing sound here is not the sound made by pigeons, but the chirping sound of a bird with very long legs, and this bird does not seem to be afraid of people. After seeing us, it will take the initiative to come over to beg for food, but their physical fitness But it's very bad, worse than a terrier anyway.

After tasting the burnt unknown substance, they first staggered around as if they were drunk, and then fell to the ground with a plop. Naturally, they collectively died heroically.

If I hadn't heard the cooing of the long-legged birds and seen their figures wandering around, I would have almost praised the Blue Witch: Congratulations, your dark cuisine successfully eliminated a species!