Chapter 2975 Phoenix’s Methods

Although the Blue Witch looks lazy and undisciplined, in actual execution, she is quite vigorous, but she is a little impatient and the way she cleans the house is a little over the top.

Since she had been chewing potato chips on the sofa for the past two days, and the amount of potato chips she ate was quite large, this directly caused the entire sofa to be invaded by potato chip residue, even some items that were difficult to touch with hands. There is also a lot of debris accumulated in the corners.

This made the blue witch who was full of energy and wanted to show off her skills and tidy the room very distressed.

Annoyed, she became anxious, raised her hand and cast a magic spell, directly cremating the sofa on the spot.

I just came out of the toilet and happened to see the last scene before the sofa was completely incinerated. I was stunned for a moment.

After I came to my senses, I rushed forward and hit three explosions, which made the Blue Witch squat on guard with her head in her arms.

A few minutes later, when she saw that I stopped knocking her, she cautiously raised her head to peek at me. After staring at me for a while, she stood up tentatively, pretending to change her face after she realized her mistake, and stood there. aside.

But I know very well that this was all staged for me.

This girl's character is basically the type of person who knows her mistakes but never corrects them, and makes them repeatedly.

The reason why it is so clear is that during the time we lived together, she would cause one or two small disasters for me from time to time.

Fortunately, although this girl keeps getting into minor troubles, she never gets into major troubles. This is a comfort to me.

I glanced at the young girl who was standing aside aggrievedly. I really couldn't say anything too harsh, so I flicked her head with my finger and said, "If you burn her, burn her. Just don't do this in the future."

The blue witch was instantly resurrected with full health, and continued to hold the broom, wave the feather duster, and swing her arms to do it.

When he got downstairs, he came to the front desk and asked the waiter to find the boss. He took out a silver coin and put it on the counter. He apologized and said, "I damaged your sofa. This is the compensation."

The boss stared at the shining silver coins and couldn't hold back a word for a long time. After a long time, he murmured: "This won't use so much, it's just a sofa. I'll find someone to repair it later. With this money , you’d better put it away.”

I shook my head, sighed, and said, "It can't be repaired anymore."

"Can it be fixed?" The boss didn't understand what I meant.

"Your sofa has been burned down by my fiancée."

"Is it burned? Is it burned?" The boss suddenly widened his eyes and looked confused.

"Well, the burn is gone." I nodded affirmatively, and then smiled apologetically: "So this is the compensation for the sofa, if it's not enough."

"No, no, that's enough, too much, that's too much, that's enough to buy several sofas."

I nodded and threw the silver coins onto the counter again.

"Guest, guest"

The boss chased me for a few steps and then didn't continue. Instead, after watching me leave, he picked up the silver coins with excitement on his face and went to do what he was supposed to do.

Returning to the room, the blue witch swept away the remaining dust from the sofa and threw it into the trash can. Then she flopped onto the bed, leaned back, lay down, and repeatedly shouted, "I'm so tired."

I knew she was pretending to be silly and cute, trying to win my sympathy, but in order to integrate the Blue Witch into the fearless guild family as soon as possible, I could only be cruel and turn a blind eye to her pretending to be cute.

After crying out in pain for a while, the blue witch saw that I was ignoring her, so she had to get up from the bed angrily and continue to clean the room.

Just when she was complaining again, a knock on the door interrupted her coquettish act.

When he opened the door, he saw the boss's fat and flattering face.

"Is something wrong?" The blue witch's tone was very rude. After all, no matter who it was, they would be unhappy if the coquettish and cute atmosphere they had so easily created was suddenly interrupted.

"Excuse me, guest, is the sofa in your room burned down?"

"No, it's not me, you found the wrong one!" The blue witch's eyes flashed, and she subconsciously wanted to close the door.

"Here it is." I leaned against the wall with my hands behind my head and responded lazily: "Didn't you pay for it?"

"Yes, guest, you have paid, so I am sending you a new sofa."

After saying that, the boss turned his head, and the flattering smile on his face disappeared in an instant. He whispered to his subordinates: "Quick, bring the sofa in!"

Not long after, a brand new set of sofas, more luxurious than the previous one, was brought in, filling the vacant space of the burned sofa.

After doing all this, the boss drove the waiter away and came to me alone. He came to me with a handful of copper coins and the lowest denomination currency in his hands and said: "Guest, your money."

"Just keep it." I was too lazy to raise my hand, and continued to droop my eyelids, saying, "You should consider your hard work a waste."

"Well, then, thank you very much. You are such a generous man."

As the boss spoke, he stepped back. When he was halfway back, he suddenly realized that the blue witch was holding a broom and a feather duster. She rushed forward to grab these two cleaning tools. At the same time, she said flatteringly: "How dare you bother Madam, put it down quickly." , is it dirty somewhere? Just give the order and I will send someone to clean it immediately. "

Putting down my hands, I walked slowly to the front and said to the boss, "We are cultivating relationships, understand?"

The boss was startled when he heard this, then his eyes widened and he said continuously: "I understand, I understand, then I won't disturb you two, continue, please continue."

While talking, the boss hurriedly exited the room and closed the door softly.

Seeing the boss leaving, the blue witch pouted, her cheeks bulging with anger, and said displeasedly: "They all said they had someone to clean it, but you still ask me to do this job!"

"This is for the future, not now." I reasoned to her earnestly: "If you can get used to housework as soon as possible, you can integrate into my big family as quickly as possible after you go back. Isn't this far better than the experience?" Is it much better to stumble?”

After hearing this, the blue witch puffed up her face and started working again angrily.

Regardless of whether she is angry or not, as long as she can continue to hold on, that's better than anything else.

After all, she will have to get along with those girls day and night in the future, and none of them are good.

Especially Phoenix, even though she usually doesn't make a sound or talk, and just sticks to me, once a girl is disobedient, she will often use the most direct and violent method to intimidate them into submission, or use some small means. , tell them to be honest.

For example, let the most out-of-the-box little princess Analetta catch caterpillars, and they are also the most ferocious-looking ones. The euphemistic name is: deworming the garden.

At first, the little princess Analetta refused, but when she woke up one day and suddenly found the body of a crushed caterpillar on her quilt, the little girl now obeyed the Phoenix and did not dare to be disobedient again. heart of.