Chapter 1408 Different Funny Jokes

Ever since Xiao Zhi squashed two poisonous insects and ate them, his mental state has been a bit abnormal.

First, he felt as comfortable and satisfied as a drug addict who had taken white powder, and then it felt like he had taken tons of stimulants. He couldn't stop jumping up and down for a long time, and then it seemed as if he had been touched by Master Yan, and his whole body was shaking non-stop. , I finally calmed down, but my mental state has been poor, and I always seem to feel a little wilted.

"Xiaoyi" Fenghuang stared at Xiaozhi for a long time and said with a serious face, "Did you feed it randomly again?"

"No way" I looked innocent.

"Where are your two bugs!" She stretched out her hand and said, "Take them out and show them to me!"

No matter how I picked it up, it turned into two very smelly lumps, and they were buried in the corner of the backyard, quite deep.

"This." I scratched my hair, feeling a little embarrassed.

"Look, you must have fed them both to Xiao Zhi!" Fenghuang was displeased and threw out a Qigong bomb, smashing a rotten flesh puppet that tried to come over to pieces.

"I really didn't feed it," I explained, "it took it out and flattened it to eat."

"If you don't let it eat, will it dare to eat it?" Phoenix said a little bit.

There is a saying that justice is in the heart of the people - please think about it carefully, when has Xiaozhi ever ignored my opinion?

Speaking of which, it was spoiled by you. You bought and ate whatever you wanted all day long. When you finally went to bed, you gave it a thick blanket in the yard as a nest. Even so, you were afraid that it would freeze in the middle of the night. Added a layer of blanket to it that can be used as a quilt.

Look at me again. Before Remi and Bai Yunying came, I had always been sleeping on the sofa alone, feeling empty, lonely and cold. When will you give me the tenderness like a virgin, so that I can look for it? Mental balance? Where are people?

Turning around and looking around, I realized that Phoenix had slipped into the middle of the team at some point. He and Remi were stroking the carapace of Little Squeak and adding various words of comfort to cheer it up.

At this moment, I finally understood the feelings of those boyfriends who are ignored because their girlfriends have cats and dogs.

To be honest, I'm really jealous. If Xiaozhi didn't have a heavy load and could be used as a mobile fortress, I would definitely try the fried beetles.

Maybe it’s good to eat it raw and experience the feeling of Mr. Pei.

"Zhi" After Xiao Zhi met my eyes, its biological sensors clearly sensed my deep resentment, and it subconsciously shuddered and let out a pitiful chirp.

Phoenix and Remi on the side worked harder to comfort their pets.

"Che" I was very jealous, bared my teeth at Xiaozhi, and turned my head away from looking at it again.

The team finally stopped at the seventeenth floor, which I think is by far the most suitable place for everyone to farm monsters.

The groundworms here are level eight monsters. Most of them act alone, but there are also groups of three or five, but they are relatively rare.

Moreover, this insect's fighting method is relatively simple. In addition to the terrifying electric current, it is its sharp claws and hard carapace.

But under the carapace, there is a soft belly, which any adventurer with some strength can penetrate with a weapon.

Of course, these are not the reasons why I decided to farm monsters here for a long time. The most important reason is that the magicians in my team are amazing!

Bai Yunying is a young super magician who is so powerful that it can shock the country.

Yura, once the magic instructor of a large guild.

The Ice and Fire Girls are a combination of magicians trained by their own family, and their strength has been recognized by Emily and others.

Although the members of Lily's Funny Duo are not very powerful in magic, their magic value is huge. They can throw all kinds of magic missiles around for several hours as if they are free.

With these five people in the team, why worry about not having enough experience?

Of course, I will not waste their magic at will. I will assist with Billy and others. At the same time, I will ask Yang Guo and others to summon puppets to draw monsters to absorb hatred, gather the ground insects together, and carry out targeted attacks.

This kind of fighting method is called cool!

In just half an hour, Yura and Ice Fire Girl had carried out no less than ten targeted attacks and killed more than thirty ground insects, which was a fruitful harvest.

Bai Yunying was wrapped in a white fox cloak and fast asleep.

As for Lily, she started throwing magic missiles all over the sky with her eyes closed again.

Once caught in the rampage of magic missiles, the little girl can't help but close her eyes tightly and let out a burst of yelling, which sounds cute and funny.

Although others won't feel disgusted when they see her cute look, her magic missiles will still cause trouble to the adventurers around her.

Those round white missiles look like electric balls released by earthworms from a distance. Only when you get a little closer can you be sure that they are just small magic missiles that will not hurt even if they hit you. Rather than an electric ball that will electrocute people half to death.

But even so, it will already cause psychological pressure to the other party. You have to strain your nerves to distinguish whether the flying missile is a magic missile or an electric ball, which is very taxing!

For this reason, I verbally prohibited Lily from continuing to participate in the battle.

The little Loli felt a little aggrieved, and Loki was heartbroken about this, but on one side was his important person, and on the other side was his boss, and he couldn't do either. When he had no choice, he was spinning in circles.

"It's not your attack problem." In order to stabilize the little Loli's mood, and also to prevent Loki from spinning around in circles, I comforted him: "It's just that your fighting method is not suitable for small-scale fixed-point strikes. In the environment, you can throw magic missiles and feel happy, but right now, don’t do that.”

"But, Brother Xiaoyi," Lily said with tears in her eyes, "I also want to become stronger, become so powerful, just like Sister Bai Yunying."

"You can do it," I said, "but there's no rush to become stronger. As long as you work hard and fight with the team every day, one day you will become strong."

"Really?" Lily's eyes were full of hope.

"Really" I nodded and said seriously.

"But Lily also wants to fight," Lily said seriously.

Uh. This girl is too naive. She didn't understand the meaning of my words, but I can't tell her directly, 'Your fighting style will cause trouble to other people', otherwise she will cry.

After thinking hard for a while, I said: "Well, let's continue to cooperate with Yula, Kunna and Maggie, but this time, you are not allowed to release large-area intensive magic missiles, but to release large-scale magic missiles." Small ones, you know, the bigger the better.”

Lily's eyes were filled with light, and she felt happy to be able to continue fighting. This simple little girl might turn into a simple fighting madman in the near future.

Look at Loki again, with a sneaky look on his face, hiding behind Xiao Zhi and lazing around.

I couldn't help but sigh. It's also funny, why is the gap so big?