Chapter 1446 Don’t Reason with an Old Woman Who only Behaves Weakly

Moonlight City Capital, Elf Palace, Conference Room.

The Fairy Queen and the Elf Queen sat high on the throne. The former held the moonlight scepter across his legs and rubbed it carefully. The latter cautiously looked at the moonlight scepter in the former's hand, for fear that the former would suddenly go crazy and drop this national treasure. .

Under the throne, five steps away, I moved a small bench and put on an expression like a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water, waiting for the Fairy Queen's scolding.

Speaking of which, I am quite unhappy at the moment.

Originally, I made a great contribution to annihilating the rebels and deserved a heavy reward. However, due to unexpected circumstances, the result suddenly changed. Not only was the reward gone, but I was also almost punished. How cool is that!

"There are more than seven hundred people, all of whom are carefully selected elites. Even in the entire Zephyr Continent, they are a fighting force that no one dares to underestimate. As a result, you, as an ally, were knocked down in an instant. More than half of it." The Fairy Queen's expression was very complicated. She didn't know whether she was angry or smiling bitterly.

"I won't take the blame!" I retorted, "It's not my fault at all. It's just that the sea breeze was too strong and too fast!"

"Okay, okay." The Fairy Queen nodded repeatedly and said, "Then let me ask you, did you dig the trap?"

"yes."

"Did you throw away the household garbage inside?"

"This." I hesitated and said, "Those are not domestic garbage, they are weapons that I use specifically to target the enemy!"

"Specially used to target enemy troops?" The Fairy Queen laughed angrily: "What about the hundreds of unconscious friendly troops?"

"The trap is a temporary one after all. To be honest, I didn't think too much about it," I said. "Besides, you also know the situation at that time. There was such a large wave of enemy troops suddenly appearing. If there wasn't something with strong lethality, It doesn’t scare them at all.”

"Do you blame me?" The Fairy Queen frowned and said, "The situation on the battlefield is over in an instant, and any unexpected situation may occur. It is impossible to prepare you in advance at all times. You should be mentally prepared for this. yes!"

"There is psychological preparation," I said, "but what's the use of just being mentally prepared? Let alone hundreds of well-equipped and high-level elite rebels, even if there are hundreds of pieces of shit in front of me, I don't think so." It’s a lot of pressure!”

"So I asked you to familiarize yourself with the terrain first and go in circles with them in the jungle!" the Fairy Queen shouted.

"Do you think everyone in my guild can climb trees and burrow in the ground?" I retorted: "If you don't tell others, just Gordo and Jackson, the two muscular men, even if they can climb trees, they can't cover their strong bodies. My body, it’s not a matter of time before it is discovered!”

"You can't climb trees, you can crawl into the bushes!" The Fairy Queen said: "You don't know how to use your brain, it's like a wooden stake!"

"I would also like to dig into the bushes, but have you really seen with your own eyes what the bushes there look like? Have you ever counted their number, and have you measured their height and density?" I continued to retort. : "There are a total of more than a dozen bushes in that place, and they are extremely scattered. Once you squat in, even if you want to move, it is very difficult. If you are discovered by the rebels who are marching, they will be captured and become If there are hostages, things will become more complicated!”

Seeing that the Fairy Queen and I were having a heated argument, the Fairy Queen looked helpless. She spotted an opening and hurriedly comforted her: "Okay, grandma, Elder Xiao Yi didn't mean to do this, he was just pushed there. It’s restricted by environmental factors.”

"You are just too kind and kind!" The Fairy Queen sighed to the Fairy Queen: "If you can be more tough, I will retreat behind the scenes and live my life."

"Yes, grandma taught me a lesson," the Elf Queen said with a bitter smile.

"Okay." The Fairy Queen waved her hand and said, "I don't care about other things, but you still have to explain to me clearly about the trap. Why do you want to throw domestic waste there for fermentation? Can't you nail it underneath? Some sharpened stakes or something?”

"That's not household garbage," I corrected, "Those are weapons of mass destruction that we all came up with after thinking about it all night!"

"Okay, stop beautifying yourself," the Fairy Queen said, "How old am I? How can I still not know your little thoughts? I see, most of those so-called traps are because you are bored on the island. As for the sand pit digging game, as for the domestic garbage inside, it is very likely that you have accumulated it during this time, but one thing I am very curious about is the sand that fills the sand pit. Where did you hide the sand? "

"About the problem of sand." I twitched the corner of my mouth and said solemnly: "Thanks to Remi, the sand is gone."

"Remi?" The Fairy Queen paused and said, "What did my granddaughter do?"

"She directed Xiao Zhi to push the pile of sand several people high into the sea."

Silence plunged the entire conference room into a brief embarrassment.

"Hahahaha, she is indeed my granddaughter, her ideas are unique!" the Fairy Queen suddenly said with a look of relief.

"Hey, don't you really plan to educate Remy on this matter?" I reminded her: "It was because the sand pile was pushed into the sea that we made the trap out of desperation. Speaking of which, The source of everything is when Remy pushed the pile of sand into the sea!"

"Well, what you said is not unreasonable." The Fairy Queen nodded: "Let me ask you, Xiaoyi, have you ever preached to Remy about this matter?"

"No," I answered truthfully.

"As her fiancé, you are unwilling to preach to your future wife. As the only relative who loves her even more, how can I be willing to preach to her?"

At this point, the Fairy Queen sighed and said: "Hey, the world is really in decline, and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be. My fiancée made a mistake, and my fiancé, who we get along with every day, doesn't point it out and preach, and actually wants to shift the responsibility to a weak old man like me. On the body, cough cough."

After saying that, the Fairy Queen coughed twice.

The corners of my mouth twitched, and there were a lot of muscles on my forehead. If it weren't for the virtue of respecting the elderly and loving the young that has been flowing in my bones for thousands of years, it wouldn't stop me. When I see the old woman who exploded, I will...definitely...call it out, calm down, forget it, don't get along with her. If one side just starts to attack, the other side starts to engage in porcelain mode, and I will be the one who suffers.

Breathe deeply, breathe out, breathe deeply, breathe out.

Repeating this action over and over again, my heart finally calmed down.

The Fairy Queen once again sat on the throne and said in a deep voice: "Although you have made great achievements, Xiao Yi, the smell of the trap was too overbearing. It not only stunned hundreds of elites, but also polluted the entire island. So I think, this time, you It's a crime that outweighs its merits. I'll punish you to go to a nursing facility to care for these comatose elites until they recover. Well, that's it."