The People Walking in Dungeons Are Surely Not Normal

Chapter 1429 The Disdained Honorary President

When I pointed at the bulletin board and questioned the staff, my expression was broken. My heart was even more broken than my expression.

The staff member was a very delicate elf girl. After seeing my ferocious expression, like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, she was so scared that she clung to the interior wall and trembled.

I held my hand on the workbench, staring and waiting for the answer, but I still couldn't wait for even one word of response from the frightened elf girl.

Just when I was about to give up on this girl and ask other girls, I suddenly felt a sharp pain in the back of my head, and a powerful force was exerted on the back of my head, making my head tilt forward involuntarily.

"Who hit me on the back of the head?" I turned my head and asked.

He saw Cagalli rubbing her wrists, with a fierce expression on her face, and said, "It's me."

I immediately softened: "It's you. Hey, does your hand hurt? Do you want me to rub it for you?"

Cagalli pulled me away and said to the trembling elf girl: "I'm sorry. Although this person looks fierce, he is actually very gentle. He is just prone to getting sick occasionally. By the way, I I want to ask you to help me find out who assigned this task to us. Oh, don’t worry too much. I just want to check and find out what is going on. After all, you see, we are just a small guild, how can we be capable? To complete the high-level mission, someone must have made a mistake. Could it be that because the guilds have similar names, it was supposed to be a mission for other guilds, but it ended up being assigned to us."

The delicate elf girl finally gained some courage when she saw Cagalli acting like a kind elder sister, but she was still trembling.

After nearly five minutes of inquiry, she confirmed: "This task is definitely assigned to the Fearless Guild, and the initiator is Ms. Trika."

"Ms. Trika?"

Cagalli's first reaction after hearing her name was to turn her head and glare at me.

scare? What are you doing?

I have a question mark on my face, I don’t know why.

Cajiali came over, bent her left arm, hugged me under her arm, held my neck, made a fist with her right hand, pressed it against my head, and turned it hard: "Tell me, are you having sex outside again?" Are you tired?"

"I'm wronged, sir." I cried out: "Since I came back, except for the two queens, I have never met any woman alone. I am telling the truth. Every word comes from my heart, and every word comes from my heart. Sincerity, you have to believe me!"

After saying this, I felt that Cagalli was tightening her grip on my neck. No, my neck did not become tight. It was just that breathing suddenly became difficult.

My eyes moved slightly downward, and I suddenly understood, oh, it turned out that it was covered by something. Well, since it was covered, there is nothing I can do. Anyway, I am not as strong as Cagalli.

Thinking like this, I looked satisfied, enjoying the painful and happy punishment.

"Brother Xiaoyi, your expression is so weird and disgusting!"

On the side, Lily trembled.

Opposite her, Li Zi was also trembling and staring at me.

The two little lolita were so scared that they hugged each other tightly at the same time, with a mixture of fear and disgust in their eyes.

Just when I was about to ignore the little loli's fear and disgust and continue to enjoy the short-term wonderful punishment, Cagalli suddenly let go of her arm, and I was caught off guard and fell to the ground.

This sound attracted the attention of countless elves around him.

Lying on the ground, my mind was thinking at the speed of tens of thousands of Mach per second, and in just one tenth of a second, I came up with a strategy to alleviate the embarrassment. Lying on the ground, I immediately raised my hands. My arms kept bending and rising. With every bend of my arms, I shouted out a number: 1, 2, 3, 4.

Yes, the method I came up with to relieve the embarrassment is a physical exercise called push-ups.

After doing ten push-ups in a row, I exerted my strength with both arms and jumped up out of thin air. Then I clapped my hands and said to myself: "This is a push-up. The movement is precise and the strength is just right. It's very good. Full marks."

As I said that, I subconsciously turned around and looked around, and found that the elves around me were no longer looking at me.

"Very good, very natural" I said with satisfaction.

Just when I was about to turn around and ask Cagalli about the task assigned on the bulletin board, I suddenly found that the family members who had gathered around me were all standing far away from me for some reason, with expressions like "I don't know him." .

"Hey, I'm talking about you, why are you so far away from me?" I looked confused and approached them. Unexpectedly, the latter kept a certain distance from me and refused to talk to me. The phoenixes that cling to me take little Remi and hide from me at a distance.

There is also Bai Yunying. This girl is holding a pillow and looks like she is dozing off. But as soon as I get a little closer, she will immediately take a few steps away from me. How close I get is how far she moves away. In short, at this moment, I I feel the indifference of the world.

Alas, it’s sad. I am such a wise and fearless honorary president of the guild, but I have been ostracized by many of my companions. I am such a failure. I have no face to face it again. By the way, I have no fellow villagers. Forget it, I have no life left. !

Thinking of this, I walked to the wall on the side of the guild and banged my head against the wall.

After bumping for a while, a staff member came over and advised me: "Elder, please don't hit the wall again."

"Leave me alone," I cried, "I don't want to live anymore!"

"I understand your determination not to live, but please stop hitting the wall. After all, the wall is innocent. Look, in just one minute, it has already cracked. This is a waste of time. The walls built with the taxes paid by the people, once they are destroyed by you, will cost more taxes to repair. As an elder, shouldn't you save economic expenses for the country?"

Her gibbering sermons made me dizzy, okay, I won't hit the wall anymore, I'll wipe my neck.

After thinking about it, I planned to kill myself with the knife. As soon as I touched the scabbard, the dirty voice of Otada's sword rang out: "You brat, don't waste your efforts anymore. You can't kill yourself at all. Don't talk too much about me. Even if If you dig out your heart or cut your neck in half, it won't take long for you to be as good as before. If you really want to die, I'll give you two a choice. One is to find someone to chop off your head in one go, and you will be without your head. , it is estimated that it will not grow a body again, and if you commit suicide by drowning in a river, without oxygen, you will probably die. After all, you still need to breathe, but I prefer the former, so that at least you will die happily. , As for the latter, if you really don’t die, then wouldn’t your suffering be in vain?”

"Well, what you said makes sense." I nodded: "Then who should I ask to look at my head?"

"You can just find someone, but you must have superb knife skills, otherwise you will still have half of your head attached after one slash. That scene will scare so many children to tears!"

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