Chapter 676 I Swear to Mazu

It’s really time to fall asleep!

Hahaha~

The four of them laughed inwardly.

Seeing everyone wandering around and searching, they also started to search everywhere to avoid giving others an advantage.

One of them had already been caught, so they only caught five. It didn't matter whether they caught the remaining one. It would be better if they didn't find it. It would be more perfect to keep it for them to draw.

Just looking for it, the people who came in to watch the excitement suddenly changed their mood and turned into several houses rummaging around. The people outside the house were not so scared after hearing that 6 of them had been caught. , also came into the house.

A large number of noisy people made the whole room feel chaotic.

It was a mess, and the Wang family couldn't stand the chaos of their own house being turned over. They felt that all the snakes in the house should have been caught after so long, so they impatiently drove all the villagers out.

When Ye Yaodong saw the Wang family driving people across the river and demolishing the bridge, he followed the trend and walked out.

Originally, when he saw that there were suddenly more people in the room, and some of them were rummaging around in a very unseemly way, he could tell that they were trying to fish in troubled waters, so he didn't want to stay any longer, so he just couldn't find the last one.

I'm not afraid that the snake will be caught by others, it's better to keep it!

The villagers were a little dissatisfied and murmured in a low voice, "Be polite when necessary, and drive people out when you're done..."

"This is called picking up the rice bowl and calling your mother, but putting down the bowl and chopsticks to scold your mother."

"It's so rude..."

"Isn't this the first day I know what their family is like?"

"You deserve it. If I had known earlier, everyone wouldn't have gone in to help them catch snakes."

"Aguang and the others are quite powerful. They even caught five of them. Now some of them are eaten..."

Aguang heard the villagers mentioning him, and quickly smiled and said: "I did eat some. Now I don't have to go to the beach to pick up shells. I just kill them and stew them. Just eat them and sleep."

"Young people are very nimble with their hands and feet, and their energy is so good at night..."

Just as they were talking at the door and about to disperse in twos and threes, Lao Wang and his family rushed out suddenly, "Don't leave, don't even leave..."

"Who stole 200 yuan from me? They are not allowed to leave."

"There is a thief. There is a thief among you. He stole 200 yuan from me. No one is allowed to leave..."

"No one is allowed to leave..."

The villagers who had not returned home were immediately in an uproar, "Is there a thief?"

"No way?"

Everyone started whispering.

Ye Yaodong raised his eyebrows, with a clear look on his face. There were so many people rummaging around in the house looking for snakes just now. If the money was not put away, it would be safe for someone to take it away.

Aguang also said in surprise: "200 yuan? Is it the 200 yuan that Asheng brother compensated them in the afternoon? Is it compensated to their Wang family? Shouldn't it be compensated to Wang Lizhen?"

"Who knows how they did it?"

"Those who have suffered a thousand cuts will be struck by lightning. 200 yuan is a sum of money for the boss. Why don't you die? Oh, my money, let him eat it until he dies..."

"They are all from the countryside. When they enter someone's house, their hands and feet are so unclean, they don't care where their face is, and they curse their nakedness..."

The scene suddenly got louder. 200 yuan was not a small amount, and now it was gone. The Wang family was shouting and cursing at the door.

They couldn't search the villagers one by one, so they could only sing and sing well and curse the little thief in front of everyone.

The four of them were not in a hurry now. They crossed their arms in front of their chests and watched them perform. Moreover, they were proving their innocence by standing there. If this moment slipped away, they might think they were the ones who took it. .

The Wang family was cursing and asking who had entered their house just now.

"There are so many people coming in here. The people who just entered the house have basically looked around every room. Otherwise, how would they find snakes?" Ye Yaodong said immediately.

If you don't say anything, you can directly point the finger at them when the time comes. After all, they are the first to enter.

"You should take a look at the people who just entered the house. Who is not here now? The person who is not here is the most suspicious. Whoever stole the money needs to run home quickly?"

"Yes, the thief must have run away long ago after he succeeded. Who is still here?"

"Hey, who has gone home? This kind of person should go to the 18th level of hell. He deliberately ran into other people's homes to steal things. He was born by a dog. He should be fucked..."

"They are all neighbors and fellow villagers, but they still steal money, and they are not afraid that God will not see it, and the next lightning will strike him to death..."

"Whoever stole it must return it immediately, otherwise he will be cursed every day for 18 generations of his ancestors, cursed to fall into the sea and drown, be eaten by fish, cannot be found, and become a lonely ghost..."

The Wang family are all singing and composing well and scolding them, so how can they be scolded in such a bad way?

The villagers also whispered to each other and discussed, who has left? Not here anymore.

Some people were dissatisfied with them for crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, and said coolly: "They must have all left. They are so close. Just raise your legs when you go home. It is useless for you to scold here. If you want to blame, you have to blame yourself. Money is not good." Keep it, it can be taken away so easily."

"What are you talking about? It's not that your family's money has been stolen. It doesn't hurt to stand and talk~"

"That's true..."

"Is this the money Ah Sheng paid to break off the engagement today? It's exactly 200 yuan..."

"Ah? Shouldn't that be compensated to Azhen?"

"Perhaps they were not careful enough to stop them. They are two next-door neighbors. I heard in the afternoon that they have already paid compensation..."

"Oh~ Then you can't give me not a cent, right? Can your son-in-law's family agree?"

"I guess there will be another commotion tomorrow. Now that the money is gone, there will be more commotion..."

The villagers turned around and started pointing fingers at the Wang family, which made the two old men curse again.

"What does our family's affairs have to do with you? Is it your turn to talk about it?"

"Go, go, go, a bunch of people who only care about carrots and don't worry..."

"Selinmuji, everyone heard your family screaming and you kindly came out to see if there is anything you can do to help? Is this your attitude?"

"After the matter is done, we will chase people away and curse them. If I had known better, I wouldn't have caught the snake for them..."

Ye Yaodong also took the bamboo basket and handed it to the Wang family, "I have five old snakes here, why don't I throw them back for you?"

This move scared them so much that they immediately backed away and did not dare to curse any more.

But Aunt Wang suddenly had an idea, "Did you throw the snake in? Otherwise, why would you be here?"

Lao Wang also reacted, "Did you also steal the money? You were running so aggressively just now!"

"Lin Mu and chickens are broken, and good intentions are regarded as donkey liver and lungs. No, Dongzi threw a basket of snakes back to them, and slept with them at night. We can't do good things." Azheng angrily snatched the basket of snakes and was about to throw them at them. Go to your doorstep.

Lao Wang's face turned pale with fright. He vaguely remembered the cold and slippery feeling on his neck, and waved his hands repeatedly, "Ah, no, no, no..."

"Fall down... fall back, don't let anyone help them catch them~" A Guang also said harshly.

"Good intentions are like a donkey's liver and lungs, and kindness will be repaid with hatred. Don't help people like this. Just throw out the snakes and let their whole family sleep with the snakes."

"No, you can't do such immoral things..."

"Let's just do it. We won't eat snakes at night. What can you do? Just do it..."

"It's wrong, it's wrong, we were wrong, it wasn't you who stole it, it wasn't you who stole it..."

Lao Wang quickly begged for mercy, but his mother-in-law did not dare to say a word.

She offended everyone and dumped the snake back into their house, but no one helped them catch it, but she was still a little unwilling.

"You swear to Mazu, you didn't steal the money!"

Um?

Ye Yaodong raised his eyebrows, "I swear to Mazu, I didn't steal the money!" But I released the snake!

The seaside people who really go out to sea still attach great importance to their belief in Mazu and should not take it lightly.

There is no point in swearing to the Bodhisattva. Mazu is from the seaside and has a relatively lenient control, which is more effective for everyone!

The nearby folks also swear by the Mazu Temple.

The people of Lao Wang's family had no results, so they could only angrily slap their thighs and walk away again, and began to curse the little thief who stole the money, and complained to each other.

"I told you to put it away, but you still insisted on putting it under the sheets. Now it's fine. It was stolen. Do you feel better?"

"You have the nerve to blame me? You said it yourself. Tomorrow when the Lin family finds out, they will definitely come to your door to share the money. Don't I want to use it to cause trouble? Anyway, no one goes out of the house."

"Didn't go out? You didn't go out. They came to the door by themselves. If you had put it away earlier, would it be gone? It's all your fault. I can't put money in your hands in the future..."

"If you don't let me go here, why don't you let me gamble? I'll lose everything in a few seconds..."

"You crow's mouth, you're the one who curses me behind my back every day... I'll beat you to death, you old bitch, you can only say a few words every day with your mouth..."

"Pa~"

The applause rang out!

"You bastard, you bastard old man, you don't even know how to lie down until you die. I will fight with you..."

The two got into a scuffle in an instant, and the nearby villagers who had not left were stunned.

These two old guys changed things a bit quickly this time. Just now they were scolding each other with the same hatred, but now they are fighting each other?

After Ye Yaodong swore, he threw the bamboo basket over his shoulder. He originally planned to leave directly, but the plot turned around and made them stare.

Well done!

Dog bites dog, one mouthful of hair!

The villagers were disturbed by what they had just done, and no one was willing to step forward to help with the fight, so as not to be thankless and in vain. Only their son went up to help, and everyone was there to watch the fun.

The two of them were beating and scolding each other, but women were physically weaker than men, so they were suppressed and beaten after a while.

Ye Yaodong shook his head and didn't want to look anymore, "Let's go! Dog bites dog, there's nothing good to see."

The others also looked at the Wang family with disdain and walked away together.

The villagers still gathered around to watch the fun. It wasn't until they were pulled away that they looked at them with disgust and went back to their homes.

After a while, the open space in front of Wang's house was empty, and only the old couple were still there with their index fingers stretched out, spitting at each other, and their son and daughter-in-law were trying to persuade them with helpless expressions.

The lights in the neighboring houses were slowly extinguished one by one, and darkness returned, except for their old Wang's house, which was still brightly lit.

The old couple cursed each other at the door until they were tired of scolding and their mouths were dry, then they reluctantly went into the house one after another.

But they had just entered the house. Lao Wang was sitting in front of the stove in a depressed mood, intending to take a sip from the hookah. Unexpectedly, he suddenly found something moving behind his butt...

His scalp instantly became numb, and the hookah dropped to the ground before he stood up.

I saw half of the snake's body exposed where his butt was sitting, and half of the body was still in the pile of firewood behind him, still moving around...

"Ah~snake~and snake~"

"And snakes..."

Aunt Wang was holding a whole kettle roughly, pointing her mouth at the mouth of the pot to drink water. When she heard this, the whole kettle fell to the ground and hit her foot.

"Ahhhh~Lin Mu~ouch~"

"Come quickly, there's a snake..."

people?

They have been driven away long ago, how can anyone come to the door again?

Isn't this just asking for scolding?

The Wang family was in a state of panic all of a sudden.

After Ye Yaodong and the others got on their bicycles and left, they went straight to Fatty's house.

When Fatty heard them describing the lively scene in the Wang family just now, he slapped his thighs and regretted, "If I had known, I would have gone along, and I would have missed a big show."

"Hahaha, I didn't expect them to start fighting among themselves later."

"So there's still one snake left to catch?"

"Yes! Just stay at their house and leave a surprise for them. You must leave money and things, lest they lose everything and get nothing." Ye Yaodong shrugged his shoulders and said sarcastic remarks.

"Hahaha, then they would rather catch nothing!"

"By the way, who stole this money?"

"The devil knows! With so many people coming in and out, it's normal to turn over the bed when looking for snakes. If you leave it there, it deserves to be touched."

"Hey, Dongzi, let me tell you, if they ask you to swear to Mazu that you were the one who released the snake, will you swear?"

"Fuck it! If I were asked to swear to Mazu about releasing the snake, I would definitely admit that I was the one who released it. What? What's wrong with admitting it? What can they do to me? Can they still climb on the roof of my house?"

He had just admitted to Mazu in his heart that he had released the snake, and if he was honest, Mazu would not blame him!

"It's okay to climb on your roof, but what if I poison your dogs directly and kill them all in one fell swoop? Fortunately, I didn't make you swear to throw yourself into a snake."

"In front of 200 yuan, a few snakes are nothing. It's all in vain. I lost 200 yuan all of a sudden. I'm probably going to feel bad."

"Deserve it!"

"I killed two birds with one stone tonight! After giving them a surprise, I made them lose another 200 yuan."

"Let's get started. Don't mention the unlucky ones. Kill a few snakes first and skin them."

Anyway, he didn't lose anything. It was Brother Aseng who borrowed the money, and Brother Aseng also solved the problem. However, the Wang family still didn't get anything in the end, and it was all in vain.

Tomorrow, if his son-in-law's family comes to ask for 200 yuan or cents back, they will probably make a fuss and be very distressed.

However, it has nothing to do with him.

"Have the ocelots and chickens been taken care of? Why do I seem to smell the fragrance?"

"It has been done a long time ago. It has been blanched. I also went to the mountain to pull out a few herbs and boiled the soup. I was afraid that simmering it in advance would be too bad, so I kept the fire on low and slowly simmered it. Let’s stew it, just wait for you old snakes to bring it back and put it in the pot. I’m afraid if I don’t stew it earlier, I won’t be able to eat it today.”

"I also use the big pot of the earth stove. The ocelot weighing more than ten kilograms weighs ten kilograms after killing it. There is also the native chicken, which weighs more than five kilograms after killing it. Plus the old snake, these ten kilograms weigh more than ten kilograms. You have to use a big pot to serve the meat in one pot.”

Ye Yaodong gave him a thumbs up, "Eat more later and drink more soup."

"I was thinking that I would just chop a little meat and stew it every day. It feels so luxurious to have this pot ready."

Ah Zheng put his head to the pot and sniffed it. He couldn't wait to eat it. Although he went back in the evening and took the opportunity to eat full, who can resist the temptation of tonic?

"How many chickens do you have to eat? Your mother will scold you to death. This is too much for my sister. Just stew them all in one pot. Stew more soup, and after eating, each person can pack some and go back to make up for the rest of the family. Make up for it. This dragon, tiger and phoenix soup is generally very rare to come across, and you may not drink it even once every few years."

If he only cooked a small amount, it would only be enough for the few of them to eat. He wanted to pack a little and take it home for his wife to have a few bites, but he felt a little embarrassed. He might as well make it in one pot and let everyone in his family have a few bites.

"Yes, that's right. It's been stewed in a big pot. It just needs to be replenished. Otherwise, it might not be fresh after two or three days."

"Okay, let's kill the snake quickly, put it down and stew it together for half an hour and that's about it."

People are like iron, and food is like steel. If you don't eat even one meal, you will be hungry. What's more, a young and strong man like him will only eat a small ball of rice dumplings at night, and he will already be so hungry that his chest is touching his back.

"Can you scoop up the soup in the pot and have a bowl for each person? The tiger and phoenix soup is also good. I haven't tried it yet. Can you try it in advance? I heard that there is a big dish in Guangdong Province called dragon-tiger fighting. It’s also very replenishing.”

Ye Yaodong smelled the increasingly rich aroma and smacked his mouth. His stomach growled fiercely. He wanted to lift the lid of the pot, but the fat man slapped it away.

"It hasn't been simmering long enough in the pot, and it hasn't reached the heat yet."

Aguang also said: "Save it for now, and eat more later. Dragon, tiger and phoenix are better than dragon-tiger fighting, and dragon and phoenix soup is much more advanced. I'll keep you alive after eating it..."

"Tch, let's ask those three who don't have sons to drink more, and I'm sure they'll be able to have two of them next year."

"Are you paying the fine?"

"Forget it, you drink less and I drink more! I'm not afraid."

"It's such a waste to give you a drink..."

The five people were handling the snake there, muttering to each other. It was late at night, and they were very busy trying to get a bite to eat.

It’s not easy to divide it into paragraphs. This one has a little more words. I’ll add another chapter tomorrow. Good night.