Chapter 712 The Reason for Not Being Smart

Ye Yaodong slept comfortably until noon before waking up. He lay on the bed with the quilt under his quilt and contemplated for a while. It was not until he smelled the aroma of food coming in from outside and his stomach growled again that he had to get up.

He sat up, and the bed board made a squeaking sound at the same time. He stretched out a lot, and at the same time made a sound of "um, um, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah?"

“Comfortable~”

After twisting his neck, he got out of bed, got dressed, and went out.

Lin Xiuqing originally wanted to go into the house to see if he was awake after cooking. Seeing that he came out without being called, she quickly said: "I just wanted to go and see if you were awake? Come and eat as soon as you wake up." Well, I didn’t eat anything this morning.”

"Well, is the troupe here?"

"Here we come. We arrived early in the morning. The Temple of Queen of Heaven has been bustling since the morning. Even now, there are still a large group of people there. None of them want to leave. After dinner, there are fewer people."

"Oh, that's normal. Our village has never had a big opera before, and the villagers are very excited."

"Isn't that right? All the men, women and children went to have a look this morning. They were chased away and there were a few talents. Several children have been out of school for almost an hour now and they haven't come back yet. They probably went to Thean Hou Temple. ”

Lin Xiuqing half spoke, half complained, "I don't know how to go home, there is no place to find anyone to eat..."

"I'll be back later."

"It must be a bit difficult. I never get home on time after school every day. I play everywhere. It takes more than 20 minutes to walk. It usually takes more than an hour to get home. Now that the village is so lively, I guess I will go to Thean Hou Temple just around the corner. .”

"Where's Yangyang?" Ye Yaodong looked around and then at the door. Not to mention the people, not even the dogs were there.

"I guess he went over there, since I haven't seen anyone all morning anyway."

"Have you never seen a dog before?"

Lin Xiuqing turned around and thought for a moment, "It's really true! Even the dog disappeared."

"Those dogs probably ran away with Yangyang. I'll ride my bike over to have a look. If I see them, I'll bring them back."

"Then you go and come back quickly, otherwise you won't be able to bear to come back if you don't bring the child back."

"No way, I'm not a child."

"Are you not a child? You are not much different from them. How many things have you done with them? Then they are the ones who get beaten, and you are there to gloat and watch."

Ye Yaodong blinked twice and smiled awkwardly, "Haha, no, right?"

"Go and come back soon. Are you still talking here? The food is almost cold."

"knew."

He rode his bicycle along the beach to Thean Hou Temple. Along the way, he could see people walking into the village in twos and threes. They probably all knew that it was time for dinner and it was time to go home for dinner.

On the way, he also met a group of children from his family. They were also dancing and dancing there. The excitement on their faces could be felt by him even from a distance.

He pedaled twice quickly, mounted up and pressed the bell on the bicycle. Only then did the children react and see him.

But a group of dogs at home had already seen him first, and they all galloped towards him.

"Woof woof woof~"

"Third uncle~"

"Dad~"

"I don't even know how to go home after school. I come here and I'll be beaten again when I get home later."

Ye Chenghai said with a thick skin: "It's not very late, isn't it?"

As soon as Ye Chenghu and Ye Chengyang saw the bicycle, they used their hands and feet together, one in front of the other, to climb on the bicycle, which made the children on the side extremely envious.

Ye Chenghu sat in the back seat, clutching Ye Yaodong's clothes tightly with both hands, grinning happily.

"We're going back first, you go slowly."

"Sit tight?"

"Sit tight, let's go, dad." Ye Chenghu said while waving to everyone.

All the children behind me were extremely envious. My third uncle is so kind. I am so happy to be my third uncle’s child!

Ye Chengyang was lifted up by Ye Yaodong and sat on the front bumper, holding the handlebars in front of him with both hands. He turned to look at Ye Yaodong with a smile, "Dad, you are so kind! I like you so much!"

When Ye Yaodong heard the child's unexpected confession, he smiled widely, looked down at him, held the handle tightly with his right hand, and used his left hand to touch his little head.

"Do you like me or your mother?"

"like it all."

Ye Chenghu heard this and muttered quietly behind him, "Flattery!"

"You will be beaten when you go back. If you don't go home after school and go to Thean Hou Temple to watch the excitement, your mother has already scolded you at home."

"Everyone is going, I'm not the only one, and you have to go to school in the afternoon, so you can't go play. Of course you have to go and see it when you get back from school at noon. It's so lively over there... Dad... I can ask for leave and not go to school. ?"

After Ye Chenghu spoke, his tone became less confident, and instead sounded a bit pitiful and pleading.

"Do you want to take two 100-point exams and go to the city?"

"It doesn't matter. I was just a little behind last time. There are still final exams!"

"Go and ask your mother. I don't care anyway. Your book is not for me to read. Do you want to go with it?"

"If my mother hits me, will you stop me?"

"If you want to eat shit, I will definitely give your mother a whip!"

Ye Chenghu pouted, knowing that his father was useless.

But he really wanted to stay at home and watch the show, and he regretted it terribly. If he had known that he would not go to school last year, he would wait until September this year to go to school again.

Scammed!

I was deceived!

Obviously he can play for one or two more years, but some people don't go to first grade until they are eight years old. He was deceived when he was six years old. Damn it!

Forget about having to do homework every day, now I can’t even watch Mazu’s excitement.

Unwilling to do so, he bit the bullet as soon as he got home and risked a beating to flatter Lin Xiuqing: "Mom, can I take half a day off in the afternoon? I...I feel a little sick in my stomach..."

"Are you feeling uncomfortable? If you feel uncomfortable, don't eat. Go lie down in the house and clear your intestines. Have you eaten too much delicious food recently? Ask your father not to give you any money or buy you anything to eat tomorrow. Now, we have a lot of fish and meat these days, so you can just eat vegetables."

"Ah?" Ye Chenghu frowned, his face full of tangle and bitterness, and his mouth was flat.

Lin Xiuqing ignored him and glared at Ye Yaodong after speaking, "Did you hear that? You are not allowed to buy him anything to eat in the next few days. There must be many vendors selling all kinds of food at the gate of Tianhou Palace these days. You Don’t buy him anything.”

Ye Yaodong smiled so hard that the corners of his mouth reached behind his ears, "I know."

"Okay, let's eat." After Lin Xiuqing finished speaking, she patted Ye Chenghu's shoulder, "Go back to your room and lie down to rest. Don't eat."

Everyone knew Ye Chenghu's little thoughts, and no one paid attention to him. They all watched Lin Xiuqing clean up him, and then cooperated to put them all on the table, leaving him standing there alone.

Ye Chenghu stood there alone, wanting to cry without tears. He didn't know whether to go back to the room and lie down, or to sit down and eat shamelessly.

"What are you doing? Go, why are you just standing there? Go back to the house and lie down."

He touched his stomach, which was already flattened by hunger, and showed a smile that was uglier than crying, "Mom, my stomach doesn't hurt anymore..."

"It doesn't hurt anymore? It might hurt again later. You'd better lie down to be safe."

"It really doesn't hurt anymore..."

Lin Xiuqing raised her eyebrows, "It really doesn't hurt anymore?"

"It doesn't hurt anymore!"

"Okay, then just stand where you are."

Ye Yaodong almost couldn't help but laugh, but luckily he held it back.

It’s not a good idea to make excuses, just make excuses that your stomach hurts.

Seeing Ye Chenghu standing there with a pitiful expression, he felt that as a good father, he should help.

"Maybe it was because my stomach was twitching just now and I wanted to have a bowel movement, right? Now the feeling has passed, so I don't want to have a bowel movement anymore, right?"

Ye Chenghu nodded repeatedly and wanted to speak, but his mother spoke first.

"Then you go to defecate with him, and you can also help him wipe his butt, so that he won't be able to wipe it clean."

"ah?"

He just picked up the chopsticks to eat, and she actually asked him to go defecate with her?

Now the old lady couldn't help but laugh, "You eat your own food, why do you care about Chenghu?"

"All right."

Mother Ye couldn't help but said: "I can't study well, but I still want to take leave to watch the fun. My legs are not broken, so it's okay. You still helped me talk, and I only asked you to follow me to wipe my butt, but I didn't ask you to follow me." It’s good to eat it hot.”

Ye Yaodong glanced at his mother angrily, "I can't even shut your mouth with food. You're so big, why do you need someone to wipe your butt?"

"What did you two do last night? You didn't come back all night. Even if you were a thief, you were gone for as long as you did. You even brought back a bunch of spat and barnacles. You dug them out all morning, and they all smelled like diesel. , feed the chickens, but the chickens won’t eat them.”

"Forget it, it's easy to carry it back anyway, and it's not laborious."

"Wasn't it hard to dig? Where did you dig it? Did you pry it off the boat? In the middle of the night, you didn't sleep just to clean the barnacles on the boat? Are you too full?"

Ye Yaodong and Ye's father looked at each other. Unexpectedly, his mother had already guessed half of it...

Mother Ye looked at the father and son suspiciously, "You two are looking around furtively. Are you hiding something from us? What on earth did you do last night? Did you really clean up the boat? But there are also people on the beach. I didn’t see the ship running aground.”

Father Ye pretended that nothing happened and said, "Let's eat first. If anything happens, we can talk about it when we go home."

"You said the same thing last night. From last night to now, I haven't seen you say anything when you get home. You snore a lot." Mother Ye gave him a fierce look.

"Then I woke up and didn't see you. What should I say?"

"If you don't say pull me down, never say it."

That's not going to work, the two of them still hope to casually mention a few words to his mother, let her show off around first, and then sail a boat back openly in a few days.

However, this matter cannot be discussed blatantly. We can only whisper a few words on the pillow at night. After all, if you have a guilty conscience, what you tell will be a lie.