Chapter 704 You Are Not Smart

Ye Yaodong originally just said it casually to tease him, but he instantly realized that it had to be like this. Everyone said they had no time and wanted to watch the fun. Who would be responsible for the security of the village?

This opera lasts for five days. If there are only those twenty or thirty people patrolling, then he doesn't have to do anything during those days. He wanders around in the morning and at night, and doesn't have to watch the fun. Who would be happy?

It is necessary to force each household to have a male child. The village belongs to everyone, and a militia team can patrol the village for a few days to ensure public security in the village. No one wants to suffer any losses to their family.

"Okay, okay, you swat your flies, and I'll go talk to Ade."

"Okay, okay, tell him to get rid of me."

Ye Yaodong turned his head and gave him a look, letting him understand for himself.

However, when he ran to the village committee, the village committee was also discussing the matter of the militia, and they were talking about having one man per household, otherwise everyone would want to watch the fun, and no one would want to patrol the village.

Director Ade was also saying that he posted a post in the morning and walked around to mention a few words, but few people were willing to do it. Who would be willing to let such a beautiful drama go without watching it because it was only temporary and not like before.

"What's wrong with Adong?" Secretary Chen asked when he saw Ye Yaodong leaning against the door.

"Oh, I came here to talk about the militia."

"Haha, who else do you want to sign up for?"

"We are signing up for all the villagers. The opera will last for five days. How lively will it be? Everyone wants to see it? I also want to see it. The militia team can recruit more people to schedule shifts and share the work. It only costs one person In a day or two, you can still have other time to go see the fun, so it’s better not to miss both.”

"We are also talking about it. In the afternoon, we are going to go door-to-door to notify people. Then we will arrange a shift. We will patrol for a few hours in the afternoon and a few hours in the evening. We will form more teams. One person can patrol for a day and a half at most. , this is better."

"Okay, you can do it if you have an idea. I just happened to be chatting with Azheng, so I thought I'd come over and say a few words, so that the village won't be in chaos and everyone's home will be robbed."

"This will definitely be arranged. We were still discussing it. I just mentioned it to you this morning. I didn't expect you to be quite active." Ade said with a smile.

"Of course you have to be active. When the time comes, the whole village will go to Thean Hou Temple to watch the excitement. Every house will be empty. Aren't they waiting for thieves to come?"

"Well, we've discussed it and we'll go door-to-door tomorrow."

"Okay, if you don't have anything to do with me, I'll go." Ye Yaodong said hello and strolled away again.

The village has never been so lively, and he is really looking forward to it. The Mazu temple was built ten years later in his last life. Although it was also very lively, it was definitely not as lively as this life. After all, the leaders in the county would come over to show their appreciation and say When I went out, everyone in the village had bright faces.

Moreover, he remembered that he only sang the opera for three days in his previous life, and the village was already more lively than ever. In this life, he didn't know if there was a lot of money left to build the temple, and leaders came, so he spent a lot of money and hired five people. Tian Opera Troupe.

The old lady didn't live until that time in her last life, but she can see and enjoy it in advance in this life.

He wandered back all the way. There were not many people in the village at this moment. They were probably all called home for dinner.

And the children in twos and threes on the road have all come back from school. They are all running and jumping with small schoolbags on their backs. When they see the dogtail grass on the roadside, they will stop and grab it. When they see the dragonflies and butterflies, they will stop and catch them for a while, and then go home. The road runs farther and farther...

Ye Yaodong looked at the children chasing after them excitedly, smiled, and continued walking on his own.

However, when he saw his son squatting there in front of him, letting Ye Chenghai stretch out his feet and scratch his head twice, he couldn't laugh anymore.

This idiot!

"Ye Chenghu, what are you doing?"

"Huh? Dad?"

Ye Chenghu saw his father approaching and quickly ran towards him with a smile, "Just now, Sister Xiuxiu took advantage of me squatting there to pick up marbles and jumped over my head. This will make it worse, so I asked Ah Hai Brother, give me two strokes on the head and it will stop."

Ye Yaodong's head was full of dark things, but he was like this when he was a child, so he couldn't be blamed for being stupid.

"Go home and eat!"

"Uncle Third, when will the tide recede today?"

"I'll back out in a moment."

"Then let's go pick up the octopus after we finish eating."

"Uncle Third, when are you going to buy us crispy noodles and soda? Do you have enough money?" Ye Chengjiang asked impatiently.

Ye Chenghu shouted eagerly, "How can it be enough? There are so many of you, 123456... Now there are many more bottles and cans placed by others on the beach, and the number of people caught has become less. How can my father be so good?" Rich?"

This is a food-protection thing. If you don’t have it, it’s best not for others to have it either!

"We've been catching them for many days. We must have enough to buy food." Ye Chenghe said without giving up.

"Ignore him, Third Uncle has the final say. He wants money but not food. He doesn't have to eat, and of course he doesn't want Third Uncle to buy it for us." Ye Chenghai said clearly.

Several children stared at each other, almost cross-eyed.

Ye Yaodong shook his head helplessly. He was still waiting for when they would be discovered and beat them before buying them food to comfort them.

I didn't expect that I could last for many days without being discovered.

In the past few days, he went to sea, and these people were secretly kept at his home. Anyway, the elder sister-in-law and the second sister-in-law went to sea with him, and they didn’t know anything when they came back. Occasionally they were busy and forgot, and they didn’t ask about it. They really escaped. Tribulation.

"Okay, I'll go to the small shop to buy it for you after dinner. It'll be just in time for you to take to school in the afternoon without being discovered."

"Thank you, uncle!"

After hearing the affirmative answer, the recent efforts were not in vain, several excited people shouted in unison.

Only Ye Chenghu was depressed.

However, by the time he had lunch, he was no longer depressed and became excited.

Because there were rounds of unclear calls for help and curses coming from the next door, and not long after, beatings and curses also came from the next door. This time it was particularly clear, and his eyes were bright when he heard it.

Brother Ahai and the others were beaten!

Hehe, it must have been discovered.

Humph, who asked you to ask my father to buy food for you every day?

When the old lady heard the beating and scolding next door, she quickly put down her chopsticks, "What is going on? Why do you have to beat your child while eating? I haven't been home for several days, and I have only been at home for one day, and there is no rest... I'll go and take a look... "

"No need to look, whatever you're looking at, I must have just returned the empty bucket and been discovered."

Ye Yaodong knew when he heard the movement that he had finally been exposed.

The old lady stayed at home all day because she knew that these children were clever and clever and sent all the octopus they received to Dongzi's house, and then went back carrying the empty bucket all day long, with their elbows clearly turned outwards. in vain.

"Then go and save them..."

"If I don't go, I will have to hear that they sold me. If I don't go, I can pretend not to know. I can buy them instant noodles and soda later to comfort them."

I don't know the truth, but they can still be good uncles and nephews.

"You're so old, and you still mess around with them all day long."

"You eat yours."

After speaking, Ye Yaodong glared at Ye Chenghu again, "Stop gloating and eating your food. Now you know how important it is to have a good father, right?"

"Then will you also buy me instant noodles and soda?"

"Want to eat shit? Buy it yourself."

Ye Chenghu was depressed again. When he caught octopus and sold it to his father, his father wanted to share half of the octopus. Obviously he caught more than the others, but after splitting the octopus in half, he became the least. After saving for several days Not enough to buy either.

Lin Xiuqing was feeding Ye Xiaoxi porridge and just watched and listened silently. It was the elder sister-in-law and the second sister-in-law who spanked the child, but he said that it was important to be a good father, so he would put gold on his face.

After lunch, looking at the six boys and girls standing at the door of his house, covering their buttocks and crying with mournful faces, Ye Yaodong fulfilled his promise with a smile on his face without waiting for them to speak.

I took the initiative to push my bicycle out and bought six packs of Hongfa instant noodles and six bottles of orange-flavored soda. I came back to comfort their injured hearts and bodies.

With tears in his eyes, Ye Chenghai divided one portion for each of his brothers and sisters. He still held the last portion in his hand. He did not want to give it to Ye Chenghe and pointed at him and scolded him.

"You idiot, idiot! You're so angry with me! You've caused all of us to get beaten and have no food to eat. You should ask your third uncle not to buy it for you, you pig-brained person."

Ye Chenghe was about to cry, "Who knew Mom was so smart? I just said I didn't want to have lunch. I just wanted to keep my stomach open for instant noodles and soda..."

"You pig brain!"

Ye Chenghai was so angry that he couldn't beat him anywhere. If his butt hadn't hurt from being spanked, he would have wanted to push this idiot to the ground and give him a good beating.

"Why do I have a brother as stupid as you? It makes me so angry."

Ye Yaodong now understood the reason for their exposure, and almost made Ye Chenghe laugh to death. He was really a pig-headed person.

Not smart indeed!

I am a half-grown boy who lives in poverty. I have gone to school for most of the day and made noisy noises all morning. How can I come back who is not hungry and doesn’t want to eat? Usually there are only times when I’m not full enough.

Isn't this obviously a problem?

Is it okay to take the initiative to ask for a beating?

It also caused a group of brothers and sisters to sit together, being beaten and starved together.

Ye Chenghe is not smart.

Lin Xiuqing listened with a smile on her face. This child was so silly and a little cute.

"It's all your third uncle's fault. If I told you to come back after school in the evening to buy it, you wouldn't have been discovered."

"Haha, is this still my fault?"

Ye Chenghe actually nodded in agreement, "Yes, yes, if uncle said he would come back from school in the evening to buy us food, I wouldn't say not to eat. This way, my mother wouldn't find out, and we wouldn't have to be beaten or starved."

Sure enough, not smart.

Ye Yaodong flicked his forehead so hard that it turned red, and said threateningly: "So, you don't want to eat instant noodles and soda, do you?"

"If you want it, I'm too stupid. It's none of my uncle's business." After saying that, he snatched his share of instant noodles and soda from Ye Chenghai's arms.

After the beating, if there is no more food, then he will cry to death under the bed.

Several of them were forced to stand still after being beaten. They didn't even have food to eat, so they were counting on this as their meal.

Ye Chenghu gloated and looked at them with the rice cakes in his hands, but now he didn't envy them for eating some of them.

He also has rice dumplings, which are also very delicious. The key is that his stomach is full and he doesn’t seem to be so greedy anymore.

“It’s so fragrant and the crispy rice cake is so crispy~”

Ye Chenghe glared at him, and waved the instant noodles in front of his eyes a few times, then pressed it hard and crushed it into small pieces, "Instant noodles are more fragrant and crispy."

Ye Chenghu was unmoved and deliberately sat on the stool next to them, but as if his buttocks were on fire, he sat up again and said in a funny way.

"Ouch~ It hurts~ It hurts~ My butt~ My butt~"

The six boys and girls all frowned in unison, wanting to rush up and push him to the ground and beat him.

Ye Yaodong looked at his eldest son's humble appearance and felt something familiar...

Lin Xiuqing smiled and patted her eldest son on the back of the head, "Don't make trouble, otherwise your life will be difficult after your brothers and sisters have their butts healed?"

"Hehe~"

"Guo Guo, I think instant noodles are more delicious!" Ye Chengyang also held a small piece of Guo Guo in his hand.

"You're an idiot too."

Ye Yaodong looked at the group of children with a smile, "Okay, hurry up and go to school, or you will be beaten again when you mom sees you later."

Several children nodded like garlic, holding dry noodles in their hands and started kneading them.

For a moment, the room was filled with the sound of plastic bags, followed by the crunching sound and the slurping sound of drinks.

Ye Chenghu suddenly felt that the rice cake in his hand was no longer fragrant. It was dry and crispy just now.

After looking at Ye Chengyang, he was still eating it with gusto. Those who didn't know it thought he was eating fast noodles too.

Fool!

He ran to the door and squatted unhappily.

Unexpectedly, the old lady also walked out slowly at this time, and hit his butt twice with a cane, "Get up, get up."

"Ata?"

The old lady touched her pocket, took out her handkerchief, opened it with a slight trembling, took two five-cent coins and handed them to him, smiling and whispering: "Is that enough?"

Ye Chenghu was so excited that he almost jumped up. He nodded quickly and whispered: "Enough, enough."

"Don't tell anyone."

"Uh-huh."

Ye Chenghu happily took it and put the two coins in two separate pockets so that there would be no sound~

His face was flushed with excitement. He would go to the school gate to buy it later and secretly bring it to school to eat. This way, Yangyang and the others would not know about it, but his classmates would all know about it.

He is so smart.