Chapter 43: Taking Advantage of Power to Bully Buddha
The teams on both sides were not slow. Those bastards from the Buddha Sect were searching around our city like bandits, and our people arrived at the Great Leiyin Temple, the home of the Buddha Sect, more quickly and frantically swept away their books. . Tathagata was floating in mid-air with a smile on his face, watching his own people sweep through our city like ransacking homes, but conflicts soon broke out. First, the Buddha Sect asked to search Sky City, but was rejected. Then, they discovered that there was an entrance to the underground city, but it was still blocked.
Essinger Sky City is a guild territory and is not open to the outside world at all. Even the ground city only opens the outer and middle ring areas from the first to the third underground level. The inner ring is always a forbidden area. After the Buddha Sect started searching, we closed the entrance to the fourth underground floor of the underground city, and the inner city wall was always closed.
A group of people from the Buddhist sect rushed to the inner city gate and knocked hard on it: "Open the door, open the door, let us go in and search."
"This is a confidential place in Isengard. Outsiders are prohibited from entering." Vader personally led a group of his men to stand in front of the door and confront the monks Buddha.
Seeing Tathagata floating over too, I had to follow him, otherwise Vader might suffer a loss. Tathagata stopped directly in front of the city gate. "Donor, didn't you agree to the inspection?"
I immediately flew down from the inner city wall. "Agreeing to your search is consenting to the search. You must at least have a certain consciousness, right? Does agreeing to search mean a comprehensive search? Even if the government searches a civilian's home, it is impossible to even lift the hostess's skirt to check it, right? ? Letting you enter the city is already giving face to Heaven, so don’t push yourself too far, Essinger is not your backyard."
"Donor, this is wrong. Didn't my Daleiyin Temple also agree to your search?"
"What I searched was only the Sutra Pavilion of Great Leiyin Temple, not the entire Great Leiyin Temple. Besides, Essinger is my political and military center. How can your ruined temple be compared with Essinger?"
"But you have already agreed. Since the transaction is established, you cannot go back on it." Tathagata actually took advantage of my loophole.
Is my loophole so easy to exploit? I directly dragged up a crystal ball and released the transaction screen I just recorded. This crystal ball is a system video device. This was changed after the last system upgrade. As soon as the screen was displayed, everyone concentrated on the screen. I pointed at the screen and said, "Listen carefully, what am I saying?" Everyone clearly saw in the screen that I agreed to Tathagata's request, but Tathagata's initial request was only to go into the city to search, and did not include a search. which parts. After putting away the crystal, I looked at Tathagata. "My promise has been fulfilled. I have already done it to let you enter the city to search. In fact, none of your subordinates are within the scope of the agreement. I promised to let you enter the city to search, but I did not let you come in together. You brought so many people with you. It's already over the limit to come in, and I can't bear it. But you actually want to search other places. Although the one above is also called Essinger, it is Essinger Sky City, which is another city. Do you want to Relying on the entry permit from one city to check all cities?”
Tathagata looked up at the huge sky city standing upside down in the sky and then asked: "Where are the things on that city?"
"Isn't it? Are you not done yet? That is our Essinger Mobile Fortress in the clouds, don't count on it. You have almost searched the ground city, why don't you leave?"
Tathagata planned to go rogue today anyway. He said angrily: "Don't bully our monks and Buddhas into being honest."
"Pfft!" At Tathagata's words, all of us burst into laughter.
"Why are you laughing?" Tathagata was surprised.
Vida suppressed a smile and said: "The city lord claims that he is an honest person all day long, but in fact he is the most cunning. Since you say you are an honest person, you must be as bad as the city lord. Hahahaha..."
"Hey, there are outsiders present, Vader, please save some face for me!"
Tathagata's face turned green with anger. "It seems that you don't want to solve the problem peacefully! Although I am a Buddhist who is compassionate and does not want to kill innocent people, you should not think that Buddhism is easy to bully."
"Oh, who bullied Buddhism? I will definitely settle the score with him in heaven." The Jade Emperor finally arrived belatedly with a large number of people.
"Jade Emperor." I quickly saluted the Jade Emperor. "Buddha is just talking and playing. Who dares to bully Buddha!"
The Tathagata was trembling all over, his energy and blood were surging, and he no longer called me benefactor. Of course, his true nature of mercy was gone. "Ziri, don't bully our Buddhist sect. Since the Jade Emperor said he wanted to support the Buddhist sect, he should punish them. It is everyone in this city who insults my Buddhist sect."
I immediately said to the Jade Emperor: "I confess. I confess. We are indeed bullying the Buddhists. You see, we have been bullying the Buddhists from Daleiyin Temple until we ran back to our home, but the Buddhists still chased us." Let us bully you, we are really heinous!" Anyway, the support from heaven has arrived, and I am becoming more and more arrogant. Anyway, I don't dare to do anything to me now. With Heaven's strength and Essinger's equipment, whether he can leave alive is a question.
The Jade Emperor immediately looked at Tathagata: "Although the immortals and Buddhas belong to the same family, I am also the divine sect in charge of this land of China. Buddha, you actually rushed to someone's house with so many people, and said that they are bullying you. How can you let this happen? How can we help you! Doesn’t this mean the moon, not the sun?”
Although what the Jade Emperor said is paralyzing our guild, it is the fact. When you say someone bullies you, there must be a general situation! How could you lead a large group of people into someone else's house and say they are bullying you? If someone really bullies you, they should rush to your house!
"Okay, you guys are colluding, right?"
"Buddha, what did you say?" The Jade Emperor immediately said: "We are assistants, not relatives. Although the Buddha Sect has a close relationship with our heaven, it is clearly someone else's fault now! You can't let me deceive heaven. Are you trying to confuse right and wrong? Then who am I?"
"You...you...good. Today you and your gang came to bully our Buddha Sect. Our Buddha Sect has remembered it." Tathagata turned around and said, "Let's go."
"Wait a minute." I said in a deliberately sinister tone.
Tathagata turned back again. "What else do you want?"
"Are you leaving now?" I snapped my fingers. The guard next to him immediately brought over a broken cup.
"What do you mean?" Tathagata looked at the cup I stretched out and didn't know what I wanted to do.
I smiled, but Tathagata felt like my heart was pounding. "I only agreed to the Buddha Sect to search the city for the whereabouts of Sun Wukong. I did not agree to you demolishing the house. This is the cup your people broke during the search. In addition, your people also broke three cups. One hundred and seventy door panels. More than 13,000 glazed luminous cups were broken, and... what else was there?" I asked back.
Vida immediately ran over with this account book in his arms: "We also broke thirty-three sculptures, destroyed more than 1,700 flower beds, destroyed two city reliefs, burned 3,000 oil paintings, and touched Twenty thousand benches were rotted..."
Tathagata broke into a cold sweat and said to the Arhat beside him: "Why did you break so many things?"
The arhat was also sweating profusely and said: "I don't know! Everyone is a bit heavy-handed, but they shouldn't break so many things, right?"
Looking at the big encyclopedia-like super account in Vida's hand, Tathagata said with a guilty conscience: "What do you want to do?"
I said with a harmless smile on my face: "We are not unreasonable people. We just pay the price for whatever we break."
"How much does that cost?"
I immediately said: "Wait a moment." I turned around to discuss with Rose and then turned around and said: "We just calculated it. The total loss is 103.6 million crystal coins. For the sake of heaven, we don't want a fraction. Well, you can just give me 100 million."
"One hundred million?" Tathagata's eyes almost popped out. "You are asking for an exorbitant price."
"Are you asking for such a high price?" I took the ledger and said, "Seventeen of the thirty-three sculptures you smashed were Tianyun Hongyudi, with each statue priced at three hundred thousand crystal coins. Because we have our own mine, we press The cost price is only one hundred thousand crystal coins, what else do you want? In addition, those paintings that were burned are all classic works by famous painters. Our guild basically collects them from ruins, because it is difficult to appraise them all I have concentrated on your 50 million crystal coins, which has been compressed in some way. If sold individually, any one will not be less than 1 million crystal coins. You burned more than 3,000 of my crystal coins in one go. You can calculate the value for yourself. How much?"
"You're talking nonsense. Where did you get so many valuable things?"
The Jade Emperor hurriedly said: "I can testify that Ziri and his guild like to collect various works of art and precious things, and our financial resources in Heaven may not be much higher than theirs. It's too much for you to compensate only 100 million crystal coins for such nonsense. You're lucky. Fortunately, they didn't open the inner city for you to search." The Jade Emperor pointed to the dragon statues on the four corners of the city wall. "That thing has one billion crystal coins each, as well as those black crystals suspended in the sky. Seven hundred million each, and there is a port behind it. There are three to five million ships inside, and there are There are more than 10 million gemstone sculptures, and there are 10 million crystal door panels over there. But those are all internal equipment of the guild, and you only searched the outside. If you go in, you will probably lose everything. Yes! Last time our carriage team in Heaven accidentally crashed into a building, we paid 100 million in compensation. You are lucky enough."
With the Jade Emperor standing by and insinuating Tathagata, it's hard to really say anything. Anyway, it's just acknowledgment. His lips trembled with anger and he said: "I... our Buddhist sect doesn't... don't have that much money!"
I immediately said: "Jade Emperor, since the Buddha Sect has no money, why don't you help advance the payment?"
Both Tathagata and the Jade Emperor looked at me in surprise. Tathagata didn't expect that I would suddenly speak for him. The Jade Emperor was even more surprised that I suddenly turned around and harmed him. But what I said next made the Jade Emperor smile as if he were falling into the abyss. I smiled and said: "Anyway, if the Buddha Sect can't afford it, Heavenly Court will advance it to me. The Buddha Sect will transfer its territory, the Thunder Mountains, to Heavenly Court to compensate for Heavenly Court's contribution of 100 million crystal coins. In this way, no one will suffer, right?" "
The Jade Emperor immediately smiled and said: "Okay. This method is good. Buddha, I know you will not refuse. Although our heaven is a bit at a disadvantage, who calls us the Immortal Buddha family! We will admit this loss. Where are you? ! Pass my message and take people to take over the Thunder Mountain Range. Buddha, you don’t have to worry about money, we will pay for it for you.”
"But...!" What Tathagata wants to say is that the Thunder Mountain Range is not as cheap as 100 million crystal coins. In fact, we all know that the mountain range is worth at least 10 billion crystal coins, and now it is being sold as a low-pressure loan!
The Buddhist sect's sphere of influence in China mainly consists of several sacred mountains. For example, the Cangmang Mountains are all sacred mountains. These places are actually hyperspace. There are no mountains at these locations on the Chinese map. But by relying on magic to open channels, you can enter these mountains formed by hyperspace. These places are not only huge in size. It is also highly secure and difficult for ordinary people to penetrate. What's more important is that these locations are where the spiritual spring veins are located. The output of minerals and special materials is astonishingly high. They are also the favorite places of big monsters and gods.
Just as Tathagata was about to object, an Arhat suddenly ran over in a hurry and said: "Buddha is in trouble. The Cangwu Mountains were attacked by demons, and the half-rebuilt Baiyun Temple was destroyed again. Our people suffered heavy casualties! Even the ancient Red Lotus Buddha All the relics were taken away!"
"What?" Tathagata almost fainted.
Another Arhat stumbled over again. "No, no, no, the people from the Dark Temple are coming here. The team we left to block the road was attacked by them, and all of them were killed! They said that Isengard is one of the three main cities of the Dark Temple. Our Buddhist sect is not allowed to intervene.”
"It's not good!" Another Arhat ran over: "Buddha, the Temple of Light is attacking our temples all over the country. It is about to wipe out all the forces on the front line of our Sanyue Mountain. Ancient Buddha of Randeng asks you to come back for help immediately. .”
"It's not good, it's not good." Another Arhat ran over, rolling and crawling.
"What's the matter?" Tathagata was about to collapse.
The Arhat said: "Just now, a group of people rushed to Daleiyin Temple to take your manuscript and read through all the classics in our Sutra Pavilion. The people over there at Daleiyin Temple saw your manuscript. We didn't dare to stop them. They used the Buddha's name to ask us who we were."
Tathagata looked at me in surprise. I smiled and said, "You agreed. My people are just faster. Don't you want to regret it? But it doesn't matter if you regret it. My people should be on their way back." "
As soon as I finished speaking, Rose came up and said, "I just received the communication from the gold coin. The shoes have been found. They are returning."
This is the code word agreed upon by Jin Coin and me, which means that the matter has been completed. It was really convenient for them to take a crystal communicator with them when they left.
Tathagata came to see us for a long time, but in the end he ran away in despair without saying anything. Although he suffered a big loss here, he had no time to spend with us. The longer he is delayed, the more unlucky he will be. After Tathagata left, the Jade Emperor smiled and said: "Haha, this time I finally made this duplicitous guy suffer a huge loss."
I also smiled and asked the Jade Emperor to go to the reception room to talk, and Essinger restored normal order. As soon as he sat down in the reception room, the Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Has so much been destroyed in your city?"
I nodded: "It's true that so many things were broken, but not all of them were broken by Buddha. Some of them were broken in previous wars, and some were broken by Suzaku when he broke the city apart last time. Anyway, it was Ai A record of the total number of items damaged since the founding of Singer. How can we count such a big book in such a short time!"
"You are really naughty!"
"Anyway, he is being taken advantage of. If you don't punish him, it will be in vain."
The Jade Emperor smiled and said: "Do you think the Buddha Sect will let go of the Thunder Mountain Range?"
"I think they are definitely not willing to let go, but Heavenly Court can be a little tougher. Just take it back by force. Now that Buddhism is blooming everywhere and hitting snags everywhere, if you really come to force them, they will have to give in. But Jade Emperor, our guild will help Heavenly Court whiten How will Heaven repay us for taking such a big advantage?"
"Of course I'll pay you 100 million crystal coins first, and then I'll arrange a relatively low Heavenly Soldier discount for you. I think it's just 20% off? Half buy and half free!"
I shook my head. "To be honest, our guild is not really short of money. Just exchange the 100 million crystal coins for us into heavenly soldiers. Naturally, we need a 20% discount. This is very important to us. In addition, I also I want permission. In fact, this permission will not cause any harm to Heaven, it is just a convenience for us."
"What do you want?"
"I hope to build a city in the newly acquired Thunder Mountains. Anyway, Heavenly Court will at most keep some mythical beasts there and then arrange one or two homes for a few gods. It won't use much space at all. The key is the supply of spiritual energy. Our establishment of a city there should not have any impact on the use of Heavenly Court. Anyway, I have been to the Thunder Mountains, and the area is not small."
"That's no problem." The Jade Emperor readily agreed: "You guys seem to be able to turn powerful creatures into those kinds of magic pets, right? In the future, if your guild wants to catch magic pets, you can definitely catch them in the Thunder Mountains and let them go free. The number of divine beasts is large, and it doesn’t matter what you need.”
"Thank you, Jade Emperor." I thanked him first and then continued: "Jade Emperor, the agreement we made with Tathagata just now is actually a search agreement. I wonder if you can hear it."
"Well, it seems that you sent people to search the Sutra Pavilion of Daleiyin Temple, right?"
"That's right. My people have a crystal that can take copies of all the classics and restore them into books."
"You mean your people have copied all the Buddhist scriptures back?" The Jade Emperor immediately understood what I meant. Under normal circumstances, copying scriptures is very tiring and very slow, but we have copying equipment, which makes this task relatively simple.
I smiled and said, "I wonder if the Jade Emperor is interested in these things?"
"Of course I'm interested." The Jade Emperor almost jumped up from his seat. "The purpose of sending Sun Wukong and Zizhu to the Buddha Sect was to exchange talents. Our purpose was to learn each other's spells. However, the Buddha Sect actually tricked us and gave us two losers. If we have your classics, we can get all the original There’s something I want to learn.”
I immediately nodded and said: "Anyway, it's not a matter of time as long as the motherboard comes back to make as many copies as possible? If Heavenly Court needs it, we can sell you one copy."
"Okay. We want it." The Jade Emperor jumped up and down excitedly, and he no longer looked like a leader. Several gods and generals around him jumped around him. It seems that this thing is really tempting. 'It's huge. "By the way, what price do you want to sell it at?" The Jade Emperor suddenly remembered that the price had not been negotiated yet.
I immediately smiled and held out three fingers. "Five million heavenly soldiers, we need 50% rune archers and 50% hook-and-scythe gunners. And all of them must be equipped with celestial horses. In addition, in the future, our price for buying heavenly soldiers will be reduced by another 10%."
The Jade Emperor said with some embarrassment: "Five million heavenly soldiers plus heavenly horses will not be a problem. We don't care about this thing, but is it too exaggerated to reduce the price by another 10%? You have already received a 20% discount. If you reduce it by 10%, it will be 10% off." No matter what, based on the financial resources of your guild, wouldn’t the troops number in the tens of millions in the future?”
"Yes. The ultimate goal of our guild is to have a standing army of 15 million that can go to any place while ensuring that the garrison troops in each city remain unchanged."
"With so many troops, who do you want to fight?"
"Hey, you don't have to worry about this. After all, whoever we fight is to expand your territory, right? Have you visited the newly occupied land in Indonesia? The island scenery is quite nice for vacation."
"I went to see it once." The Jade Emperor nodded: "It is indeed a good place, quite beautiful. You should expand our territory for China in the future!"
"Don't worry about this. As long as I have enough power, I will continue to expand until there is no place worth expanding."
"Then I wish you immediate success." The Jade Emperor stood up and said: "We will accept your conditions. From now on, the Heavenly Soldiers will give you a 10% discount, but you are not allowed to play tricks with us anymore. Last time you bought a large number of Heavenly Soldiers to I know what others are selling, so I won’t argue with you this time, and I won’t do it next time.”
"Understood." Heavenly Court will not sit back and watch us buy and sell like this, but anyway, we have already made a lot of money, and if we don't sell, we won't sell.
The Jade Emperor was very interested in the information about the Buddha Sect, so he just waited for our people to return to Isengard. As soon as Jin Coin and Bai Ling came back, they rushed to the printing room with crystals in their arms, and a large amount of white paper and magic amplifiers were carried in. The technology of the Seratis tribe is really good. The printing speed is very fast. Not much worse than a modern copier. We quickly sorted out the information, simply cut it, bound it into a volume, and showed it all to the Jade Emperor.
Bai Ling said that this time they carefully removed the useless Buddhist scriptures. Only look for valuable spells and various materials to copy. But even so, there is still a lot of information. Fortunately, we have a lot of people sent there, otherwise it would be really busy. After the completely printed classics were bound and bound, they were piled up in half the room. The large number really shocked the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor asked Taibai Jinxing to see what they were and whether they were useful. As a result, Taibaijinxing kept flipping back after reading one book, completely forgetting to read other books. The Jade Emperor knew that he was fascinated by it, so he simply went to pick it up and read it. As a result, he soon turned over page after page.
No matter what, the Buddhist sect still has some strength in China until today. Otherwise, it would have been destroyed long ago and would not have been able to flourish. The information here is the essence of Buddhism, and it is all classic content carefully selected by Bailing and Gold Coins with a vote of players. Some of them are professional upgrade skills. As long as you have these things, you can upgrade players by yourself. There is no need to go to a special place to complete tasks and then work hard to exchange skill books. Now we can directly distribute them to all players in our guild who can learn similar skills. When we go back, we will have more skills.
Tianting also found a lot of useful things in the materials, and took away all the materials we produced in the first batch. As soon as the Jade Emperor left, the players in our guild began to reprint the second edition, but this time they used high-grade sandalwood paper, which is not only wear-resistant and moth-proof, but also has a fragrance. All the books in our bank's own collection are printed on this kind of paper. As soon as you enter the Essinger Library, the scent of sandalwood will immediately make you feel relaxed and happy. Printing the hardcover took some time. Once completed, submit them all to the library for collection. After we printed three editions on ordinary paper, I took three of the same copies as samples to discuss business with three other companies.
The Dark Temple side is relatively familiar, so I let Rose talk. The demons and the Temple of Light still have to run away on my own. The first target was the demon lair, and the result was very successful. I extorted a bunch of treasures and brought them back to the guild. Not to mention, I also got a kind of super that is said to be the most terrifying, the most rogue, the most vicious, the scariest, the most deadly, and the most difficult to deal with. The super monster returns as the guild guardian beast. After the spear, phoenix dragon, steel claw, and tree demon, this is our fifth guardian beast. Most guilds don't have guardian beasts yet, and today we actually got the fifth guardian beast.
When I came back and told the people in the guild, everyone showed amazing concern. In fact, I have never seen what this monster looks like. Anyway, the four guardians of the monster clan broke out in cold sweat when they mentioned this thing. I thought this should be a very scary thing. Shuixu's description of him has always been vague. Anyway, over and over again, I was told that this thing is dangerous and troublesome and that I should use it carefully.
For safety reasons, we decided to open the crystal ball that sealed them in the safe Steel City. Anyway, the Steel City is made of steel, so even the most powerful monsters should not be able to destroy the city. Besides, there is a desert nearby, so if there is any problem, it won't be a problem.
In the desert outside Steel City, all the main members of our guild and hundreds of high-ranking backbone members of the guild gathered here to watch the most terrifying and terrifying super monster in the legend.
I carefully opened the seal according to Professor Shuixu's method. A red light flashed, the crystal ball exploded with a click, followed by a squeaking sound. Because the explosion brought up a lot of smoke and dust. We didn't see what the monster looked like at all, and the surrounding area was immediately enveloped.
"Ah?" Rose's cry came from the smoke.
"What's wrong?" I ran over in panic.
"Wow! Who is such a pervert?" The gold coin suddenly screamed, followed by a snapping sound.
The sound of a big pot of rice on time rang out: "You have to identify the gold coins before hitting them! I'm not a pervert!"
"Oh my god!" Bai Ling's cry suddenly penetrated the smoke and covered the whole place: "Ah! Haha! Ah...he got into my skirt! Wow...raise it!..."
"Wild Wind Technique!" Hongyue reacted the fastest. A strong wind blew away the smoke and dust, and her vision suddenly returned.
I saw Bai Ling jumping up and down to dig something out of her skirt, Rose screaming and running at the same time, and the gold coins were the most interesting, as her breasts were raised abnormally. And it's still squirming. The husbands of the three of us ladies rushed to help.
I hugged Rose, pulled off my gloves, reached into her clothes and touched something furry. After grabbing it, he pulled hard and pulled the thing out immediately. Ah Wei simultaneously pulled something similar out of Jin Coin's chest. The eagle pulled the third one out of Bai Ling's skirt.
"'Mao' ball beast?" We shouted almost at the same time.
We are very familiar with this thing. In Yunxiao City, one of the three main cities in the Chinese regional system occupied by our guild, there are two million fur ball beasts. They are one of the guarding forces of our guild. They are placed in Yunxiao The city is used as a sign to attract female players. The 'Mao' ball beast is a level 150 monster. The main part is a fleshy ball with long hair. The eyes are directly on the body. There is no distinction between the neck and the head. The whole body is just a ball. They have limbs, but they are very short. They usually stand upright on their hind limbs, and basically jump when moving. And they have a pair of long ears like rabbits. Because the furry ball beasts look like living stuffed animals, and their big eyes are watery. It is particularly easy to arouse the interest of girls, and it is simply a pet specially prepared for girls. The three we have caught so far are basically the same as the 'fur' ball beasts. They have the same 'fur' ball body, the same long ears, the same big eyes that take up one third of the front of the body, and all the characteristics are the same as 'fur' ball beasts. There is no difference between Mao'ball beasts.
"Is this the legendary extremely terrifying and incomparably terrifying super super monster?" Eagle asked me, holding the ears of the furry ball beast in both hands.
Ah Wei also held the ears of the 'hair' ball with his left hand, and pointed the 'hair' ball beast's body with the index finger of his right hand, a little below the eyes on the midline of the body, where the mouth of the 'hair' ball beast is located. But the mouths of these little guys are so small that they can't even swallow human fingers. But just when Ah Wei was teasing this poor little creature, the creature that looked like a fur ball suddenly opened its mouth. It was unimaginable that his mouth suddenly opened wider than his body, and it was still expanding. The last bite swallowed Ah Wei whole, leaving only one hand outside.
This sudden change happened in less than a second, and none of us realized what was going on. The monster that looked like a fur ball swallowed Ah Wei in one gulp and stretched itself so big that Ah Wei kept struggling inside. As a result, I saw the shape of arms and legs sticking out of this guy's body.
"Hooooo..." The one in my hand suddenly opened its mouth and wanted to swallow me. Fortunately, Ah Wei had learned from the past. I quickly moved my hands together to press his mouth together, but his mouth didn't open. I opened it and pushed it back. But Yingdi on the other side moved a little slower, and he was also swallowed, and it was even worse than Ah Wei. At least Ah Wei still had one hand left to wave outside, but he went in with his whole body.
"Help...!" The eagle screamed in the little monster's belly, and the little monster's body was stretched out in places. But it just didn't break open.
"Hold on." I handed the fur ball in my hand to Rose first. Rose was too panicked to take it, but she still forced it through me. "Hold on, just don't let him open his mouth. This thing has no claws and can't hurt anyone."
In fact, this monster not only has no claws, but also no teeth. His whole body is soft, without teeth or claws, but he is as elastic as a rubber band. A monster the size of a kitten swallowed a large living person and still couldn't survive. How terrifying!
I first rushed to Ah Wei’s side and shouted to Ying, “Come up and help!”
"Oh!" Everyone then remembered and rushed to help.
At first, everyone used violent means to chop with weapons. As a result, screams came from inside. Not from the monster, but from Ying and Awei. Think about it! This monster is as soft as a rubber band. After swallowing a person, it is like a thin film covering the outside of the human body. If you hit the film at this time, it is actually equivalent to hitting the person inside.
Since our fists and feet were not enough, we used knives to fight. We originally thought we could open a small opening, but we found that even the eternity we used could not cut through this guy's skin. His body is completely weak, and the knife will slide away as soon as you use force. Moreover, he is soft, and if you use too much force, the person inside will be injured.
Finally, everyone came up with a way to pry open this guy's mouth, but without tools, they couldn't help. We had no choice but to carry the two men and the monster back to the Steel City base. Woma found two tubes for us and handed them to me.
"What is this for?" I took the tube and didn't know what Woma meant.
Woma pointed behind. I understood immediately when I saw it. I saw that the other end of the tube was connected to a high-pressure oxygen machine. This thing was a pump. We used it to inflate the monster's stomach. We would definitely be able to force him to open his mouth, otherwise he would burst.
I pushed aside the long hair and found the guy's mouth. Now it looked like it was not as big as a human mouth. It could actually swallow a person just now. We 'insert' a tube through the mouth and start inflating it. The two monsters began to inflate like balloons. But they wouldn't let up. Seeing that the two fur balls had become as big as two hot air balloons, they actually had buoyancy and began to sway about as if they were about to fly.
"Can't this guy survive?" Big Pot Rice stood next to the monster and asked.
Woma shook his head: "Who knows! But it looks like he can still hold on, my God! This thing is thousands of times its original size, and it can still blow!"
Rose suddenly ran over: "Look at this." We looked at Rose together, and saw Rose holding the little thing in her hand and then gently rubbing her fingers under his two little arms, and then that The little fur ball began to shake. The more Rose rubbed against him, the more he trembled. Rose suddenly let go, and the little guy grinned widely and couldn't stop. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Is he smiling?" We looked at this little thing in surprise.
Rose picked him up and kept squeezing him. As a result, the little thing started laughing crazily, and finally even shed tears, with no intention of stopping.
Hongyue and I looked at each other and nodded to each other: "You can try it."
With that said, the two of us went up together to find the approximate location and started to chew the little thing that had swallowed Ah Wei. This guy has become super huge now, mainly due to being inflated by the air. Hongyue and I could only fly up and chirp on one side, but the little guy started shaking, as if he was really reacting. Let's move quickly. As a result, this monster as huge as a hot air balloon suddenly opened his mouth and laughed, but the sound he made was not laughter but the sound of wind. At least several thousand cubic meters of air were poured into this guy's stomach, and the result of deflation was obvious. The monster started flying around in the air like a balloon, and because of its good elasticity, it hit the roof of the steel city and bounced off. Bumping around in the city, luckily the Steel City is underground, otherwise we wouldn’t know where to fly to!
The little thing scurried back and forth for a long time and finally exhausted all its energy, and finally spit out Ah Wei with a pop. Ah Wei fell over and rolled to our side. The little monster has returned to its original size. He didn't stop after landing. He was still laughing wildly. It seemed like this thing was particularly ticklish. Ah Wei got up from the ground, but everyone automatically stayed at least two meters away from him. At this time, Awei is more like a monster than that little thing. He is a slime monster. Ah Wei's whole body was covered with a pink slime, probably the monster's saliva.
The people next to him followed the same method to deal with another monster, but the eagle was also sprayed out. The two monsters kept laughing for more than half an hour before they stopped. They really could laugh! We don't dare to be careless this time. Find someone to hold their mouths tightly to prevent them from eating anyone else.
It’s not without benefits for Ah Wei and Ying to be swallowed. At least we know four things.
First, this little thing can swallow anything of any size, even a giant dragon.
Second, there is a special space inside his body, and no matter what kind of weapon you use, you can't get out of it. That is to say, unless someone outside rescues you, or the monster is willing to let you out. Otherwise, don’t even think about it. No matter what kind of expert you are, don't even think about punching him in the belly and running out.
Third, what this monster eats will really be digested. Ying and Awei said that they began to lose their health points from the moment they entered. The speed is about three points per second. This monster's damage speed is very slow. At this speed, it would take at least a week to digest a blood cow like me, but as long as you can't get out, you will be digested sooner or later. Moreover, the digestive attack of this thing seems to ignore the defense. Ah Wei and Ying have different defenses, but their blood loss speed is the same.
Fourth, this monster's saliva is strawberry flavored.
When Shuixu introduced this monster to me, he said that this monster could defeat any enemy. At first I thought he was eating it, but now that I think about it, it is indeed true. With his ability, even if Tathagata Buddha or Master Hongjun were swallowed, he would only be able to stare blankly. However, this little guy is not very fast, and only a sneak attack is possible to succeed. After all, there won't be any monsters that will destroy the balance of the system. After all, he is still just a very strong monster, and he is not yet ranked first in overall strength. But it is definitely a good thing to use to instigate people. If you swallow it suddenly, it will be over. No one can save it and it will be digested sooner or later.
In order for him to become the guardian beast of our guild, the first thing we need to do is communication. This little thing can obviously understand human speech, because Ah Wei told them a joke, and the three monsters laughed together for half an hour. However, the persistence of language is limited to what we say and what they listen to. They do not speak human language, and except for laughter, they only make a few simple sounds, which are basically the same as wild animals.
In order to build a good relationship, we considered feeding them something to eat. During the experiment, we were afraid that they would swallow everyone together, so we dared to use a bamboo pole to pick up something and feed it to them. As a result, they swallowed the bamboo pole together. What's even worse is that they actually digest the bamboo poles. These guys are just like my little buggers, there's almost nothing he doesn't eat. As long as you cut off the steel, it can still be swallowed and digested. But after a day and night of experiments, we finally discovered the secret weapon - strawberries.
These little monsters have an unparalleled love for strawberries, and their mouths water when they see them. No wonder even their saliva is strawberry-flavored. With the secret weapon of strawberry, their communication is much easier. Although they cannot speak, I have a phantom and can communicate directly mentally.
The IQs of these little things are not very high. They are at most similar to kittens and puppies. In terms of personality, they are basically docile animals. They began to swallow Ah Wei down. Because Ah Wei used his fingers to poke their mouths, they thought they were trying to feed them. So he swallowed them all together. As for the eagle and me, the middle one took the lead, so the other two also wanted to eat and opened their mouths to swallow us.