Chapter 37 Avalokitesvara with Thousand “Hands”

"Don't worry." Erlang Shen comforted me: "As long as we are fine, you will be fine. Anyway, you can't defeat the entire heaven."

I shook my head and refused to argue. "You two should hurry up and let your subordinates agree on the story. Just say that Guanyin went to hunt down demons. You don't know anything else. Anyway, you can fool Tathagata first."

"Well, I forgot about this!" Erlang Shen snapped his fingers, and the Howling Sky Dog appeared behind him. "Quickly go and inform the leaders. If anyone asks about Guanyin's whereabouts, those who haven't seen it will say they don't know. Those who have seen it will say that they went to chase the demon, and everyone else will say they don't know."

"Understood." Howling Sky Dog turned around and disappeared immediately. This guy is really scary fast!

"What should she do?" I pointed at Suzaku.

"Of course you keep it. Tathagata knew she was sent to you to deal with when she was sent to you. If she suddenly shows up, Tathagata will be suspicious." Li Jing will definitely cause trouble for me.

Erlang Shen said: "Doesn't your guild also have a main god? Although the strength is too low due to the small scope of belief, at least it can control the current Suzaku. Suzaku without the Nanming Bird Pearl is probably not her opponent."

"Why don't you just give me the rope as well? The sealing ability has been taken over by Guanyin, and I can no longer control her!"

"I can't give you the rope." Li Jing, a stingy man, immediately shouted: "Actually, I don't think you need to be too careful. Although Suzaku is a little impulsive, he is actually a good person."

"Just her? Forget it! I would rather believe that a sow can climb a tree than that she is a good person." At this point, I suddenly found Suzaku staring at me with murderous eyes. "Don't glare at me. There's no point in glaring at me. I can tell you that you are a prisoner now. You will live if I let you live, and you will die if I let you die."

"Hmph!" Suzaku snorted at me. "I won't give in. Is it that easy for me to die? Unless the King of Hell comes. Even black and white and impermanence can't get close to me."

Erlang Shen immediately said: "Suzaku! This time you hit the muzzle!"

Zhuque looked at Erlangshen doubtfully, but it was Li Jing who answered. "There have been a lot of deaths recently, and Yama said he was short of manpower, so the Heavenly Court temporarily added the eleventh Hall of Yama, and Ziri happened to trust King Yama."

"The King of Hell wants people to die at the third watch, and he will never leave anyone alive until the fifth watch. If you don't want to die, just be honest. I'm already annoyed enough!"

"I just want to die, kill me!" Suzaku actually screamed hysterically.

I walked over and pinched her chin: "Since you want to die so much, then I won't kill you."

"You...!" Suzaku was so angry that he couldn't say anything.

I held her face and turned it left and right. "Look carefully, you are quite beautiful. It would be nice to keep it as a vase."

"You despicable fellow!"

"It doesn't matter to me if you scold me more harshly. But you have to remember, the more you scold me, the happier I will make you when you go back, so happy that you will laugh to tears." My words made Suzaku and Er Er Langshen and the others were all stunned, but I didn't explain to them. He turned to Li Jing and said, "I think we should go meet the big shot."

"Huh?" Li Jing didn't react for a moment. I pointed at the sky. Li Jing and Erlang Shen looked at my finger and understood immediately.

A large group of people in the sky is gradually approaching. Judging from this posture, there are at least tens of thousands of people. Such a large team must be the Jade Emperor's team. He is helping us intercept Tathagata if the Jade Emperor comes. That means Tathagata has also arrived. Li Jing and I were about to take off when Erlang Shen grabbed us both. "What should she do?"

"Let's make do with it first." Li Jing casually threw his Exquisite Pagoda over Suzaku's head. The Exquisite Pagoda immediately enlarged automatically and sucked Suzaku in, and then the tower shrank back to Li Jing's hand.

I looked at Li Jing a little worriedly: "You won't be able to refine her into some kind of pus?"

"I'm not a purple, gold, and red gourd. Are you so barbaric for any magic weapon?"

That's right, it's impossible for all babies to have this ability. "Let's go see Tathagata quickly!"

"kindness."

The three of us flew into the sky together. The Jade Emperor and Tathagata came over after saying something all the way. The three of us stayed here waiting for their arrival. The Jade Emperor saw us first and looked towards us from a distance. Use your eyes to ask us how we are doing. Li Jing nodded very quickly, and the Jade Emperor immediately continued chatting with Tathagata with a smile, obviously very satisfied with our work efficiency.

When the two of them arrived, the whole group of people stopped. Li Jing took Erlang Shen and I forward to confront each other. As soon as we finished the ceremony, the Jade Emperor immediately reprimanded: "Li Jing, how did you lead the troops? You were asked to kill demons, why did you rush into the pure land of Buddhism?"

"Back to the Jade Emperor, Buddhism was not destroyed by us."

Tathagata glanced at the still smoking buildings on the top of the mountain with clever eyes, then turned his eyes back and walked over the faces of the three of us. "My Buddhist brilliance exorcises demons and evil spirits. If you hadn't collided with me, could it have been the demons?"

"Buddha doesn't know something." I quickly came out to explain: "What we are waiting to kill this time is not an ordinary little demon, but an ancient divine demon sealed in the gourd of heaven and earth at the beginning of the founding of the dynasty. Not only are they huge in number, but their power is also not what it is today." The little demon compares it. Buddha, please look at it." I waved my hand and pointed at the heavenly soldiers below. "My heaven has dispatched millions of heavenly soldiers and many divine beasts. If the demons weren't so powerful, how could we all go out just to kill a handful of little demons?"

"Even if the demon is powerful, why do the calls for help I receive come from heaven?"

"Here's the thing." I've already practiced the lyrics several times, and I'm pretty good at it now. "My Heavenly Court suddenly discovered the whereabouts of the demons. We hurriedly exterminated them with all our strength. After destroying the demons' lair, we pursued the demons that broke out. After a long-distance attack, the team was completely scattered. We no longer had the ability to fight, so we had to reorganize. The formation continued to charge, but it distanced itself from the demons. When we arrived at this vast mountain range, we wanted to use a road to cross, but the Buddhist monks guarded us and refused to let us pass. When our vanguard officer came back and asked us to coordinate, we didn't know why both vanguards were there. A conflict actually occurred. The troops in the rear could not see the situation in the front and thought they could pass, so they started to move. By the time we arrived, the front was in chaos, and a large number of troops were mixed together and it was impossible to direct and disperse. But right here At that time, the demons entered the vast mountains from the opposite direction and swept across the land of Buddhism. Because Buddhism had a conflict with us first, they thought that they were also our people. As a result, the news reported to you turned into an invasion from heaven. In fact, we later We have already explained and cooperated with Buddhism in the battle to regain the lost territory. Unfortunately, the demon was too cunning and took advantage of the Buddhist garrison on this side of the Cangwu Mountains to sneak attack on the mountain temple. When we returned, the mountain temple had been swept away, and we saw that we were chasing After arriving, the demon actually set fire to the temple to delay our pursuit. The Buddhist disciples were so angry that they took the initiative to pursue us. We had to stay behind to put out the fire, but the demon came back again. Taking advantage of our separation, we destroyed all the Buddhist disciples. Even though we led the army to rescue, it was too late."

Tathagata's eyes rolled after hearing my words. He obviously realized there was something wrong with his lies, but unfortunately he didn't even have a witness. "God's will is like..."

"Buddha, don't believe them, these...!" A woman in white who looked very refined and elegant suddenly emerged from the forest. The white aura on her body told me that she was a demon. The Buddhist sect has always flaunted its compassion. They have no mythical beasts, so they have adopted many demons under their banner for their use. Tathagata's mount, the golden-winged roc eagle, is one of the representatives. No matter what kind of demon the woman in front of me looks like, it is inevitable that she is a demon raised by the Buddha. And she is so immortal that she actually knows our plan.

Tathagata, Yu Di, and Li Jing and Erlang Shen beside me were all stunned, and I was the only one who was awake. If we let her finish what she said, we would be doomed. Tathagata's ability cannot defeat us and we will definitely be able to escape. If he, the boss, runs away with his hostility towards us, our life will not be easy. Almost instantly I came up with the only solution - kill.

"You protect the Jade Emperor and the Buddha." I slapped Erlang Shen and Li Jing on the shoulders hard, actually waking them up, and I rushed out with the help of this strength. The woman didn't have time to finish her words before she was forced to step back to avoid my attack.

If it weren't for the demonic aura all over her body, I would have thought she was a fairy. Human beings transformed into demons are all sexy and enchanting. How could such an elegant and refined place appear? The Buddhist sect is really amazing. But no matter what, she must die here for the benefit of heaven. She must die for the benefit of our guild and the demons.

My eyes flashed red, and I turned into a beast in the air. As soon as she landed on the ground, the demon girl was so frightened that she dodged sideways. But suddenly another werewolf appeared from my shadow, this was my warrior clone. The demon girl was thrown to the ground directly, but she was still very powerful and kicked the warrior clone out.

Without any hesitation, the space door and the Phoenix and Dragon Space opened at the same time. I needed all the power I could get right now, and I couldn't let her finish her sentence. Twenty-one bell knights rushed out like lightning. The demon girl took a few steps back but was entangled in a big tail. Yeyue stood up from behind her. The demon girl turned around in panic, and I stabbed at her with the weapons of the warrior clone and twenty-one spears at the same time.

"Wait a minute." Tathagata turned his hand and pushed out with a golden palm seal. Is this the only way the legendary Tathagata Palm can be used?

Li Jing and Erlang Shen, who were just woken up by me, are not stupid birds. I asked them to protect the Jade Emperor and Tathagata just as a talk. What I really meant was that I wanted them to keep an eye on Tathagata. Now when they saw Tathagata taking action, two people blocked it at the same time. The exquisite pagoda and the three-pointed two-edged sword faced the golden palm print at the same time. With a bang, the two of them were blown away at the same time. They didn't stabilize their figures until they landed on the ground, and the ground was sunken by the two of them. However, they still blocked the attack. Tathagata was about to take action. The Jade Emperor quickly pulled Tathagata and said, "Buddha, be careful of accidental injuries!"

This delay makes it too late to take action. The banshee stretched out her hands to Tathagata in fear and begged for help, but now even a real god could not save her. Click, the weapons of the warrior clone and I hit her head at the same time, instantly turning that beautiful head into three pieces. Immediately afterwards, with an error of no more than 0.1 second, twenty-one spears hit her at the same time, turning her into a hedgehog in an instant. Yeyue quickly stepped back and got out of the way. Four giant dragons gathered around her and burned her with dragon flames, instantly cremating her without even leaving ashes.

After the flames were extinguished, Xiao Longnu and I jumped over at the same time, pressed down on the still smoking ground, and shouted at the same time: "Soul-killing array - Soul-Burning Array." White flames suddenly rose around him, and a person in the The invisible soul was revealed. This is the soul of the witch, which was burned by the soul-destroying fire and immediately revealed her figure. After a heart-rending scream, the white soul disappeared into thin air.

What’s the point of destroying corpses and eradicating traces? We even helped her incinerate her soul. Not only will the body be completely wiped out, but the soul will be burned to the point of leaving nothing but dregs. Let’s see how you reveal the secret.

"You...you...why did you kill her?" Tathagata was so angry that he couldn't even say anything.

I clapped my hands and asked everyone to return to their respective spaces, and then flew up. "A little demon who slipped through the net dared to collide with the sacred frame of the Jade Emperor and the Buddha. He is really overestimating his capabilities."

Tathagata's lips trembled with anger. "That's the Jade Rat Demon from my Buddhist sect, who has been transformed by me for many years. She's here to report the news."

"Ah?" I pretended to be surprised: "How could this happen! Hey! Buddha, why didn't you tell me earlier! I actually harmed fellow Taoist! It's really... Buddha, it's so hard for you to trick me!" The evil person complained first to this person! I have long since played this old routine, and Tathagata was blocked by me without saying a word.

Li Jing quickly followed suit and said, "Don't be sad, Zi Ri. The Buddha didn't tell us, how could we know those are transformed demons and those are wild demons? We can't blame you."

"That's right." Erlang Shen quickly helped. "Monsters and demons are all the same. It's not like our mythical beasts can tell at a glance that they are not demons. I can't blame you. Are you also trying to protect the majesty of the Jade Emperor and Buddha!"

The Jade Emperor also said next to him: "Don't worry. The Buddha has the world in his heart, and he is not an ordinary person with a small belly. He will not care about you. You say it is a Buddha's rent?"

Wow haha. He is indeed the Jade Emperor! How do you think Tathagata would respond to this? Say you don't care? Did he take this breath? Care about it? Doesn’t that mean that you are an ordinary person who actively admits that you are narrow-minded? Tathagata was stunned by this question and his face first turned from white to red, then from red to plain, and finally turned into the color of purple pig liver again. But even so, he couldn't hold back an answer. Finally, he suddenly said: "Where is Master Guanyin?"

"After the master arrived, he took a general look at the situation and found that the Baiyun Temple on the top of the mountain was burned down. After that, he was so angry that he went to chase the demon. He has not come back yet." This time it was Li Jing who answered, and he also said it after practicing lies so many times. Very smooth.

"What?" Tathagata was going completely crazy today. First, a headquarters was blamed, and now he discovered that his most capable subordinate was actually missing.

Just as we were talking, a player from our guild pretended to be an Earth God General and rushed over while rolling and crawling. This guy's name is Actor. In reality, he's from the performance department of the Academy of Art. I happened to recruit him to be a supporting actor today. The actor rushed out of the forest and pretended to fall over, then stumbled to us. "It's not good. It's not good."

"Why are you so panicked? Speak slowly."

"Guanyin...Master Guanyin was besieged by the four guardians of demons and monsters. We rushed to help but couldn't help. Both sides are experts. We can't get involved at all."

"Take me there quickly." Tathagata was too anxious to distinguish the truth.

"Please come with me." The actor immediately led Tathagata and ran towards the performance area that had been arranged long ago. Guanyin has been sealed by me for a long time, how could it be besieged? This is just a small plan, just to make Tathagata even more confused and unable to tell the truth from the false.

When Tathagata arrived at the so-called scene, it was naturally impossible to find Guanyin. All he saw was that the trees had fallen to the ground, and there were many corpses of heavenly soldiers lying on the ground around them. A lotus seat was hung on a nearby tree branch with many scars. . This lotus seat is really a thing of Guanyin. It was not sealed when it was sealed just now. Now it is made to show that Guanyin has been here. As for the corpses of those heavenly soldiers, they were transported from nearby. There are no immortals in the war. If the Buddha Sect fails to take action, there will still be some casualties. We gathered the corpses of these heavenly soldiers and gave them the title of martyrs.

"What's going on? Where is Master Guanyin?" Li Jing asked a soldier first. In fact, this soldier is also an arranged actor and a player in our guild. It's just a suit of heavenly armor.

The player immediately cried: "We chased all the way here and found Master Guanyin fighting with four demons. When we rushed forward, we found out that it was the four demon guardians. We wanted to go up to help, but we were really no match for the four demon guardians. That’s why so many people were injured. Master Guanyin injured a demon protector and then he was injured by three other demon protectors.”

"Where is that person?" Tathagata asked anxiously.

"Master Guanyin and the demon protector who was injured by her were taken away by three other demon protectors. We originally wanted to hold them back so that the general could go back and move troops, but we didn't expect that we could not stop them for even a moment and let them run away. Got it!"

"You losers...!"

Tathagata originally wanted to call him a waste, but I got there first.

"I don't blame you. The four guardians are the most advanced beings among demons. Apart from the demon king and the demon envoys on the left and right, they are the most powerful. In terms of level, they are equivalent to the existence of King Li Tianwang. It's normal that you can't stop them."

Li Jing also said quickly: "With my strength, I can only single out one demon guardian. It's normal that you can't stop me. Don't blame yourself and go deal with the scene quickly."

"Yes." The player's Heavenly Soldier quickly ran away.

Tathagata was so angry that he almost fainted, spinning around like an ant on a hot pot. Completely don't know what to do. The Jade Emperor held back his laughter and went over to comfort him. Tathagata didn't even know what to say. He was angry this time anyway. As for being angry, he couldn't figure it out either. It feels like things are not what we said, but the evidence at the scene is so conclusive that there is nothing to doubt.

"Report, a large army of monsters has been spotted ahead." The performers we arranged arrived again.

"Pursuit." Li Jing shouted without hesitation.

In fact, there are no demons at all in front of me. Although the Ten Thousand Immortals Mountain in front is indeed the target that the demons are about to reach, they will only really enter there after getting my notification. They will not run over here offensively now. We are simply trying to get away with reporting such a discovery.

Li Jing took Erlangshen and I and quickly left the scene. The large troops neatly left the Cangwu Mountains and entered Wanxian Mountain. In fact, our vanguard has already arrived at Wanxian Mountain. This place was originally the territory of Heaven, but the Buddha Sect has taken over it with the help of the Cangwu Mountains, and there are temples everywhere. There were none left when we attacked the Cangwu Mountains just now, and all the temples were completely cleared.

Li Jing and we waited here for a while before the Jade Emperor hurried over, but the smile on his face was obvious. Li Jing was very smart and threw the Linglong Pagoda away. The tower grew bigger and covered the three of us together with the Jade Emperor and the Taibai Venus beside the Jade Emperor. This tower is airtight and is definitely a good place for secret negotiations.

As soon as the tower was firmly down, the Jade Emperor said excitedly: "Haha, I got rid of my anger this time. You guys are all heroes. You performed well this time, and Tathagata's mouth was so angry that he became angry."

Li Jing said with a smile: "That guy Tathagata is two-faced and has always been very false. This time we did something even more sinister. We completely deceived him."

The Jade Emperor suddenly said: "By the way, where is Guanyin? Didn't she come over to your place? The scene where Guanyin was robbed was not in the script! Why did you change the scene temporarily?"

I honestly took out the magic bead. "Here it is."

"Isn't this the place where Suzaku is sealed for you? Did you seal Guanyin in it? What about Suzaku?"

Li Jing pointed to the top: "Suzaku is tied up on the second floor. I'll let Ziri tell me the specific situation."

The Jade Emperor looked at me, and I quickly took it and said, "That's it. Guanyin is indeed here, but we have missed something. In fact, there are spies from the Buddhist sect in Heaven, and Guanyin already knows that this is our director. It’s a drama.”

"What? How can there be a spy in heaven?"

Li Jing said quickly: "Don't be angry, Jade Emperor. The spies are not actually our people, but the nerds exchanged by the two Buddhist sects."

"Is it them? Damn the Buddha Sect!"

I quickly said: "Because it was a single line of contact, Tathagata did not know about this matter. Guanyin seemed to have secretly received the report on the way here. Although Guanyin knew the situation, Guanyin was not prepared enough, so I blocked her while she was not paying attention. Go in. It would be even more troublesome if she tells Tathagata what happened. I can only seek the lesser of two evils!"

"You did a good job. If Guanyin told Tathagata what happened, it would be troublesome. But you should at least tell me first, so as to avoid betrayal."

"We have no way of informing you that you have been with Tathagata! Besides, doesn't your surprised expression at that time increase your credibility?"

"Well, that makes sense."

I looked at the Jade Emperor and said, "Now that Guanyin has taken possession of this magic bead, Suzaku cannot control it. Can Heavenly Court find a way to get another seal for me?"

"This is what it should be." The Jade Emperor suddenly remembered something and said, "That's right. Release Guanyin quickly."

"Why?" I was startled: "It might be a bit troublesome for us to deal with her!"

The Jade Emperor snatched the bead and released Guanyin while saying, "Don't you know that Guanyin has an exquisite body?"

As soon as I finished speaking, the Guanyin in the bead was released, but I was dumbfounded. "Where is Guanyin?" The person who came out was indeed a woman, but she was not Guanyin. Guanyin is a beautiful middle-aged woman who looks to be nearly forty years old and well-maintained, but the person in front of her is a young girl of eighteen years. Although their clothes and clothes are exactly the same, their appearance is completely different. Not only are the two people different in age, but they also look completely different. The Guanyin I sealed looks very gentle and gentle. Almost everyone in the Buddhist sect has this appearance, but now this girl is closer to a witch, exuding an aura that makes people want to commit crimes.

"Haha. Only a few people in heaven know this secret. Don't be surprised." The Jade Emperor patted me on the shoulder and said: "You should understand the saying that people should not take risks. A vicious person does not necessarily mean he is a bad person. Look at Marshal Tianpeng. Doesn’t it just have a pig’s head?”

"Marshal Tianpeng? Didn't he go to the Buddha Sect to be the envoy of the Purifying Altar?"

The Jade Emperor knocked me: "Didn't I tell you that it was made up by the Buddha Sect to deceive mortals? I told you that Sun Wukong was deceived and exchanged for the Buddha Sect, and Tang Sanzang was actually the prison officer who monitored Sun Wukong. Since these two All of them are fake, so how could there be such things as the Pure Altar Envoy? They are all lies. Marshal Tianpeng is indeed called Zhu Bajie, but that is his own name and not a name given by Monk Tang."

Li Jing also said: "When Tianpeng was the commander of my 100,000-strong navy, Tang Seng didn't know where he was hanging out? When will it be his turn to give Tianpeng a name?"

I nodded: "I understand."

The Jade Emperor continued: "There are ugly people and beautiful people in my heaven, but they are all the same in terms of kindness. Therefore, it is wrong to judge people by appearance. How can the Buddhist sect be so kind and kind? You can't even think about it!"

I suddenly understood: "What the Jade Emperor means is that Buddhism is good at changing appearances? Guanyin is not actually her true form? Then could this girl be...?"

"Haha. You finally guessed it." The Jade Emperor said with a smile: "Guanyin was originally the third princess of the South China Sea. She was born as a fairy of the Dragon Clan. She was born with an exquisite body that naturally attracts all masculine things. To put it simply, it is very easy to attract the opposite sex, and it is not Attraction based on race. The legend of Thousand-Hand Avalokitesvara in the world is actually the words of gods that were spread wrongly in the world. Originally, it was said to be Avalokitesvara with Thousands of Heads. The first one is the head, which means not the human hands. To say that she has one thousand heads does not mean one thousand. Head, but describes her ability to change her appearance. She has a thousand faces, so she becomes a thousand heads. What you see now is the true form. This is the basic form of the exquisite body. It is her true appearance."

What a hilarious mistake. Thousand-Hand Avalokitesvara turns out to be Thousand-Shou Guanyin. A mistake in the word means a completely different meaning. "Qianshou! I understand this time. I didn't expect Guanyin to be so enchanting."

"Enchanting?" The Jade Emperor said with a smile: "More than enchanting! Since the beginning of the world, the god Pangu has produced three exquisite jade bodies. One is Guanyin, one is Chang'e, and one is Zizhu."

"Fairy Zizhu also has an exquisite body?"

"Yes." The Jade Emperor explained: "Although the exquisite body can block the seductive aura after changing its appearance, the natural attraction will not be blocked. If the Buddhist sect wants to promote itself and recruit a large number of believers, it needs such affable figures to win over the world. Mortals, there are so many Buddhas in the Buddhist sect, which one have you heard of preaching to the human world? They are all Guanyin running around, because she is naturally attracted by her exquisite body."

faint! In this way, isn't Guanyin comparable to the cool-dressed ladies outside shopping malls? It seems that the nature of their work is similar, which is to use their own attractiveness to gather popularity.

Now the Guanyin in the field is standing in the same place, unable to move. He stood there looking around in panic, but he was completely powerless. "Why can't she move if she's so powerful?"

Li Jing said: "Have you forgotten what my tower is called?"

"Linglong Pagoda? Is it related to the Linglong Body?"

"The Linglong body belongs to Yin, so it attracts the energy of Yang steel. The Linglong pagoda uses the function of locking the negative energy to prevent the flow of Yin and Yang to achieve a seal. Her Linglong body is the feminine one, which is the easiest attribute to control for my Linglong pagoda. This is the mouse Encountered a cat. Encountered a natural enemy.”

"What if we go out?"

"Go out? That would be troublesome. The three of us together may not be her match. The Linglong body's cultivation speed is ten times that of normal people. Except for Chang'e, who is a bit more playful, the other two Linglong bodies are all masters among masters. Fairy Zizhu and Guanyin are equally powerful."

"But what should we do now? Keep her sealed?"

"Hehe." The Jade Emperor suddenly couldn't help laughing: "Taibai, tell me."

"What? Is it so weird?" I saw the faces of the people around me looking very strange, and they seemed to be suppressing laughter.

Taibai Jinxing coughed first and then said: "The attributes of Linglong's body are pure Yin, which will attract all masculine spirits. To put it crudely, it is particularly attractive. But this is a physical problem, not a personality problem. All Linglong bodies have extremely Yin attributes. , so I am very dedicated. If I can find a fairy companion, I will definitely follow him for the rest of my life."

"I understand. As long as we find a man for her, she will be obedient to him? But will she love the person we arrange for her?"

"You don't have to fall in love." Taibai said, "The pairing I'm talking about is that one."

"Holy shit! Rape?" I was surprised and realized what the looks around me meant. "Fuck, don't look at me. I won't do it even if I kill you. I have a wife. I want to rape you yourself."

Taibai immediately said: "The Linglong Body is the natural spirit gathering array. It will be good for you to increase your power level by doing it a few times."

"Then what can't you do?"

The Jade Emperor shook his head: "There is a jealous person at home. If I kill Guanyin, won't she turn the sky upside down?"

I immediately looked at Erlangshen, who quickly shook his head: "My name is Xiaocui, and it took a lot of effort for her to agree to date me. If she finds out about this, I will be dead!"

"Dong Cui? Can gods fall in love?"

The Jade Emperor immediately said: "Nonsense, how else do you think the Queen Mother came here? There are so many fairies in heaven, do you think they are used as vases? The immortal family pays attention to the principle of Tai Chi. Only the harmony of yin and yang can create a cycle of each other. How can a person practice two things? How fast can you achieve dual cultivation together? Do you know why Sun Wukong is nothing but more powerful than that exquisite girl Zizhu?"

"Is it because he has a stronger ability?"

"You will know if you go to his Huaguo Mountain. All the little monkeys belong to his family."

"Since you are so good at dual cultivation, then Taibai and Li Tianwang, you two can come on."

Taibai quickly shook his head: "I'm not good at this, Laojun. It is more suitable for me to practice alchemy alone. Besides, at my age, you are too pushy?"

Li Jing shook his head violently: "My wife has given birth to three sons for me. I can't be so inhumane."

"Damn it. You all know how to take care of your family members, so you think I'm a beast?"

"Aren't you charming?" Li Jing quickly flattered him and wanted to get rid of this trouble.

I suddenly clapped my hands: "Yes."

"Do you agree?" Li Jing asked impatiently.

"I agree with you. I have thought of a way."

"How?" Li Jing looked at me doubtfully.

The Jade Emperor also looked at me and said, "What can you do?"

"Hehe, although I can't be sorry to my wife, I have twenty-one guardian knights plus a regular army of several thousand Tyrannosaurus knights."

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't you want to use her as a military prostitute?" Erlang Shen's words almost made me choke to death on my saliva.

"Ahem! Can't you think more clearly about my thoughts? What I mean is to find a husband for her among these people. Isn't it possible that among my eight thousand children, I can't pick out a man who is worthy of her? Although the Tyrannosaurus Knight does not The physical body, but not all the black crystals in my hand have been poured into it. Once the energy gathering is completed, the physical body will definitely evolve. By then, whoever gets her will be the general soldier of the Tyrannosaurus Knight. If it doesn't work, I will return it. There are millions of city guards, and by the way, my army commander Vida is pretty good. He is the younger brother of Vina, the goddess of chaos and order. Is he worthy of her?"

"This method is good." The Jade Emperor nodded immediately: "Hurry up and get married after you go back."

"I'm not seeking a soul. It's a marriage proposal for Guanyin."

"Anyway, if you hurry up and find someone to fuck her, we'll be safe. I've definitely never seen her look like Tathagata before. After all, the Linglong body's ability to transform is innate, and it won't show off to others easily. As long as she doesn't behave like this in the future. No one will recognize the image of Guanyin when it appears."

I pointed to the top of my head: "What should I do with the one above?"

"Use this to hold it up first." Erlangshen threw me a small belt. It seemed a little short and couldn't be used by a baby!

"what is this?"

"Order the first round. It was used by Howling Sky Dog in the past. Now that he is obedient, he doesn't need this anymore."

"Damn. Isn't it just a dog collar? How to use it?"

"Whoever you give this ring to with your own hands will not be able to resist your direct order. It is similar to the previous seal, but more powerful."

"It's really good." The previous restriction seal only prevented Suzaku from doing anything, such as not being allowed to move, but this one can control her from disobeying direct orders, which means that she can directly order her to do something. "I'll go up and put it on her." I was stunned as soon as I ran up to the second floor. He quickly retreated again. "Damn it. King Li Tian, ​​what kind of broken tower are you doing?"

"Ah? What's wrong?" Li Jing looked at me doubtfully.

"Come up and see for yourself."

Li Jing ran up and shouted immediately: "Ah? What happened?"

Li Jing called everyone and ran up. I saw a golden rope on the floor of the second floor of the Linglong Pagoda, with several burnt joints in the middle. There was a big hole in the side wall. The edge of the hole was black and smoking, and you could tell it was a burnt hole.

"How could she get out? Can't your exquisite pagoda be locked by anyone?" the Jade Emperor asked accusingly.

I slapped my head: "I know. This tower can only lock negative substances and use the principle of complementarity of yin and yang to block masculine substances. However, Suzaku is a pure fire element with no yin attribute at all, and does not need the yin and yang cycle. She uses fire by herself. It’s cyclical, so to her, your tower is no different from an ordinary tower.”

Erlang Shen twisted around and got out of the hole: "Catch her back first."

I jumped out quickly, and Jade Emperor and Taibai had to leave first. Li Jing put away the tower and temporarily repaired the big hole. The self-healing ability of the magic weapon is pretty good.

There are heavenly soldiers guarding our tower outside, but at this time, we are lying on the ground. The guards all had their backs to the tower. Who would have thought that there would be an attack from behind? However, she somewhat alerted a few guards, and all the nearby heavenly soldiers were attracted over. As soon as we exited the tower we could hear the sounds of fighting.

Following the sound, I quickly found the absconding Suzaku. She was no longer as fierce as before. Seven or eight divine awards and a group of heavenly soldiers blocked her tightly. No matter how hard she tried, she couldn't get out. The joining of Li Jing and Erlang Shen instantly created an overwhelming advantage, knocking Suzaku down in one fell swoop. The two gods held her down, one on the left and the other on the right. I went over to put the collar on her and asked them to let go.

As soon as Suzaku was free, he jumped up and punched him. I said without dodge: "Don't hit me."

Her fist stopped an inch in front of me, as if it had hit a wall. She looked at her hands in surprise. Then I tried harder, but I just couldn't push through.

"Stand up straight." I whispered and Suzaku straightened up immediately. She wanted to struggle. But her body was completely disobedient and she almost burst into tears.

"Turn in place three times." After I said this, she immediately started to turn in circles, and after completing three turns very accurately, she returned to an upright position.

I looked at Erlang Shen: "If you have such a good thing, why don't you contribute it earlier."

"Isn't this for you?"

"Suzaku. Listen." I said to Suzaku: "This thing around your neck can control your actions, so don't try to resist or escape. I only need one word to make you live or die. I said After that, don’t make me angry. Just be obedient and it will only do you good and no harm.”

"Bah." Suzaku spat on my face.

My face suddenly turned from sunny to cloudy. "You start laughing now, and stop when you think you are willing to obey." As soon as I finished speaking, Suzaku started laughing and the laughter got louder and louder, and finally rolled on the ground holding his stomach.

Don't think that laughter is just a happy thing. Although people laugh when they are happy, sometimes it is painful to laugh. When laughing, a person's facial muscles, chest muscles, and abdominal muscles will enter a state of strong twitching. If you laugh wildly for a short time, it will be nothing, but if you laugh for a little longer, you will feel the abdominal muscles tightening. This is the origin of stomach pain caused by laughter. But once your stomach starts to hurt and you still can't stop, laughing will gradually change from a good thing to a bad thing. Excessive contraction of the muscles in the whole body consumes physical energy. At the same time, the disordered breathing rate during laughter will lead to hypoxia. At the same time, excessive contraction of the chest muscles will cause difficulty in breathing. Continuous laughter can eventually lead to death. It's not like death from laughing has never happened.

I turned around and said to the Jade Emperor who had just arrived: "Jade Emperor. I think the plan is almost in progress now. The Heavenly Court should withdraw the large forces as soon as possible and establish a separation zone between the Cangmang Mountains and the Wanxian Mountain, and at the same time relax the management of the demons. And compressed their sphere of influence into the Ten Thousand Immortals Mountains. After the Buddha Sect rebuilt the temple, demons were our first means of attack."

"Well, then proceed as planned. Send the order to withdraw the troops."