Chapter 38 It’s Me Again Who Is Responsible for the Aftermath

Anyway, the Jade Emperor doesn't want people to work hard. He pulled away all the useful people with just one sentence of withdrawal, leaving only a large group of heavenly soldiers and a lot of mess for me to clean up. The work of forcing the demons to relocate and the work of dealing with the Buddhist sect was given to me as the sole responsibility, and they also described it as a sign of trust in me. Fortunately, I am not a coolie. By the way, I blackmailed Erlang Shen so that I don’t have to return the collar. In addition, I also got the right to use the Linglong Pagoda. Unless Heaven needs to use it, we can use it as we please. This high-end product is just as good as a vacuum cleaner. When dealing with minions, you can suck one piece at a time.

While the troops from heaven were walking in front, I was walking behind to reach the temporary hiding place of the demons. The demons here dragging their families with their bags are really like fleeing. The four guardians are already waiting for me.

"You're finally here." Shuixu took the lead and ran away from Gulai, but he stopped only halfway. "What do you have in your hand?"

"Oh, this!" I raised the tower in my hand. "This is the exquisite pagoda of Li Jing, the king of pagodas. How do you like it? Isn't it handsome?" Haha, it's fun to show off your new treasure.

The four guardians hurriedly came up and looked at it, wanting to 'touch' it but not daring to touch it. "What an exquisite pagoda! How did you get this thing?"

"I got it by cheating. But I only have the right to use it. If others want to use it, I have to give it back."

"That's not bad. Let's get enough capital first." Shuixu patted my armor: "It seems to have been strengthened again!"

"Hey, you can see it too? New reward. The cyan light seal that Taibai Jinxing added to me, which the Jade Emperor strengthened. Ordinary magic weapons can't get close to me at all. It's a little troublesome to help you this time. , but it was quite enjoyable to do it. Not only did I rob the Buddhist temple, but I also got a lot of good things from heaven. By the way, come with me, and I will take you to your new home."

"Have all the heavenly soldiers evacuated?"

"Don't worry. There are a lot of heavenly soldiers. But the important sections are all mine."

"Where's the Buddhist sect?"

"They're all dead. I burned down all the temples in the Cangwu Mountains, and not a single Buddhist was left. Now Tathagata has gone back to gather the Buddhas. It will be at least three days until they rebuild. You can hide in half a day. Okay, what are you afraid of him for?"

"Sure enough, you are thoughtful." Shui Xu nodded: "We are so lucky to have you in our demon clan. If it weren't for you, we would still be struggling in that gourd!"

"You're welcome, I'm thinking about my own interests too! Come on, come with me."

Leading a large group of monsters into the entrance of Wanxian Mountain, there was a large group of heavenly soldiers guarding the middle of the road. The monsters were startled, but they walked over with me under my comfort. These guards are all heavenly soldiers I bought. Even though they were once the power of heaven, they are absolutely loyal to me now. A large group of us walked past them like invisible men, and the heavenly guards didn't react at all.

I encountered several such outposts along the way, which scared the monsters half to death at first, but then I got used to them. These heavenly soldiers will all turn a blind eye to us. Anyway, you can just walk over in a swaggering manner. In fact, all the heavenly soldiers left behind by Heavenly Court were transferred to the border between Wanxian Mountain and Cangwu Mountain Range. The mountains here are all my people.

Soon we arrived at the spiritual spring. When we opened the gate of the spiritual spring occupied by the Buddhist sect, a stream of fresh air immediately poured out. The monsters cheered and rushed in. Only the two protectors Shuixu and Yinyao were able to restrain themselves and walked slowly behind me.

Lingquan is actually not a spring. It's just a channel of energy. This is just a cave. Deep in the cave, there is an area enclosed by a magic circle, about five square meters in size. On the surface, it looks no different from the nearby rocky ground. In fact, this is the spring of Lingquan. There are many such springs in this cave, large and small. That’s why I say it’s a good place. Regardless of whether you are a monster or a god, as long as you sit on it and practice, the effect will be doubled. Even if you lie down in this cave without practicing, it will gradually increase your strength. Who wouldn't be greedy for such a treasure?

Shuixu and Yinyao were still a little cool at the door, but after they came in, they lost control. They lay next to the spiritual eye and breathed desperately, as if they would die if they didn't breathe. Click. A strange sound rang out, obvious in the quiet cave. The monsters were all breathing in. No one spoke, and it was as quiet as if there was no one in such a big cave. I looked around and found nothing unusual. I guessed it might be the sound of rocks, so I didn't pursue it further.

The demons absorbed the spiritual energy in the cave, and it took a while before they returned to normal. There is no spiritual energy in the gourd of heaven and earth. After they came out, their secluded Du Ling had only ghost energy. Now encountering spiritual energy is like a traveler coming out of the desert seeing water. When they were almost excited, I called the four guardians together into a separate cave.

Bi Tuo was having a great time absorbing spiritual energy and was very impatient when I called him over. "I'm enjoying myself! What's going on?"

Bi Tuo is the strength type. No brains. The other three guardians are very smart. When Yin Yao saw my bad expression, he immediately stuck up to me. "Oh, don't be angry! Bi Tuo has no brain. Don't be the same as him. Tell us what happened quickly? I know you must have something important to call us here."

Shuixu also scolded Bi Tuo: "You stupid young man, apologize quickly. Don't even think about who gave you this place? You just know how to suck it. After crossing the river, you will demolish the bridge?"

Bi Tuo looked at Qiong Lin aggrievedly, but even Qiong Lin, who was always taciturn, nodded. "You should apologize."

"Okay, okay! I apologize. I'm a rough guy. Brother Ziri, please don't be on the same level as me."

After hearing the apology, I said directly: "Listen now. The Jade Emperor has officially decided on the relaxation plan of Heaven and Earth. In the future, as long as you don't do it too blatantly, Heaven will turn a blind eye and pretend that it didn't see it. Still. Yes, try to choose the target of the attack near the Cangwu Mountains next to you. Occasionally, you can go up to the Cangwu Mountains to capture a few monks or something. Anyway, you are going against the Buddha. Once you are discovered, just run back. In the Cangwu Mountains and There is a heavenly army stationed at the junction of Wanxian Mountain. No matter who you offend, this heavenly army will help you block him. Do you understand?"

Yin Yao nodded: "We understand this. Anyway, as long as you go to the Buddha Sect to cause trouble, no matter what trouble you cause, Heaven will support you later."

Shui Xu also said: "So in the future, things from the Buddhism sect can be done blatantly?"

"It's not completely blatant. On the surface, heaven still has to maintain stability, so you can't go too far. First of all, don't cross the defense line of the heavenly soldiers when outsiders are present. If no one sees it, the heavenly soldiers will pretend that you don't exist. But if If someone sees it, the heavenly soldiers will naturally arrest you. Also, you must be careful when making trouble. Don't touch someone of Tathagata's level."

Shuixu nodded: "If you don't tell us this, we won't dare to move!"

“Besides these things there are always top priorities that need attention.”

"Well, you say."

"The black unicorn is out."

"We already know." Shui Xu was not surprised.

I continued: "But do you know that Black Qilin is Bi Ling's Wang Nian Jia?"

"I don't know. What's wrong?" Yin Yao felt that something was wrong.

"Biling has been dead for a long time, but his soul has not dissipated. Black Qilin hopes to resurrect Biling, so he is looking for the souls of strong men everywhere to replenish Biling's lost strength and help him reshape his body."

The faces of Shuixu and the three of them immediately became solemn. Only Bi Tuo asked stupidly: "What does it have to do with us that he is looking for a soul?"

Yin Yao slapped him. "Idiot. The four of us are strong souls. We are all on the hunting list."

I shook my head: "To tell you this, I'm not worried about the four of you having problems. The Black Kirin is indeed very strong, but with the strength of the four of you, as long as you don't fall alone, you can still survive if you can't defeat them. The problem is to defend you above. Those three.”

"You mean the demon envoy and the demon king?" Qiong Lin couldn't help but ask.

"Your demon envoys are still unwilling to see me, considering our relationship. I think this is not because they are rude, but because they simply cannot come out to see me. I guess your demon envoys may also be in a weak state and injured. Or like the Demon King, only his soul is left."

Shuixu sighed helplessly. "Oh! You guessed it right. One of the demon envoys on the left and right is in the same soul state as the demon king. The other one is seriously injured and has not recovered. Now the only hope for the demons is the four of us. Thanks to your busy help, we will be able to Otherwise we might have been wiped out by heaven!"

"Since I guessed it right, you should be more careful. You four can escape at least, but the two demon envoys and the demon king cannot escape. What the black unicorn needs is soul power, and what the demon king loses is mana. It does not affect the soul, and the demon king has no ability to resist now. This is the best target for the black unicorn. The four of you can barely escape safely when you see the black unicorn. There is no hope of stopping him. Therefore. It's better for your three bosses to hide better."

"What if we give these three to you directly for safekeeping?" Shui Xu suddenly came up with this idea.

"Don't even think about it. Bi Ling's bones are with me, and the black unicorn will go back to visit from time to time. Sending the soul to me is like sending a sheep into the tiger's mouth. With the black unicorn's ability, no matter how I seal it, it will still be so close. Discovered.”

"But according to what you said, it's still not safe for us to put it here!" Shuixu looked at me with some embarrassment.

I thought about it but had no idea. "I have no choice anyway. The black unicorn is too powerful, and we can't resist this guy at all. Maybe you can ask the sky for help!"

"You're not so irresponsible, are you?"

"Responsibility? Make no mistake. He is the Demon King, not my king. You are his protectors, and I am just your ally. It's good to inform you of this huge secret."

Shui Xu nodded: "I'm sorry. We were too excited. We will protect the Demon King ourselves. No matter what, thank you very much for everything you have done for us."

"Now that the matter is done, I will go back first. If anything happens, you know how to find me."

After leaving Wanxian Mountain, I returned directly to Essinger. The current problem is to get rid of Guanyin first. I really don't feel at ease with this ticking time bomb around. I'd be in trouble if I let her run away without knowing when.

When I entered the parliament hall, Rose happened to be inside. When she saw me, she immediately ran over, but she took the tower away from me first. "Is this Li Jing's Exquisite Pagoda?" Rose's eyes were quite poisonous.

"right."

"How did you lie to me?"

"I just borrowed it for two days to play with. You have to give it back when you want it. And this is the reason why Li Jing was willing to borrow it." I took out the bead.

Rose and the others still don't know that Guanyin has been sealed by me. The only people who really know about this are the two players who helped me act, Jade Emperor, Taibai, Li Jing and Erlangshen. Rose held the beads and looked at them for a long time. "Isn't this the bead you used to seal Suzaku? Why did it turn white?"

I picked up the Linglong Pagoda and threw it upwards. The pagoda fell and immediately took the two of us in. "I waved the beads, and Guanyin appeared between me and the rose."

"who is she?"

"Guanyin."

"Guanyin?" Rose looked at her up and down in surprise for a long time. "I don't believe in Buddhism, so you can't lie to me like this, right? This girl is only 18 no matter what. Can she still be called Guanyin when she looks like this? If she rips her skirt shorter, she'll be a sexy female singer! If you say she is a witch, I will believe you, Guanyin... That’s outrageous!”

"Whether you believe it or not, this is Guanyin. But you guessed it right, she is really a witch."

"Wait a minute. Why has Guanyin become a witch again?" Rose was completely confused by me.

I laughed: "I was even more confused than you at first. These inside stories were all told to me by the Jade Emperor, super revelations that were even more powerful than Gossip Weekly. Here's the thing..."

It took me a long time to explain the origin of Guanyin clearly. No one could have imagined that the origin of Guanyin is so complicated and involves a very dark political struggle. In fact, what the Jade Emperor told me was a selectively abridged story. There were many things before the identity of the Third Princess of the South China Sea that the Jade Emperor deliberately ignored, because it would not look good on the heavenly court if all those things were revealed.

Rose's little mouth turned into an O shape in surprise. She didn't expect such a strange thing to happen, which completely subverted everyone's basic concepts. "What should we do now?" Rose became anxious after knowing that I had kidnapped Guanyin.

I told Rose the last part with a smile. "The Jade Emperor said it. Women with exquisite bodies are die-hard loyalists. If anyone breaks her body, she will follow him to the end. No matter who the other person is, she will not disobey him."

"Wow! Isn't that the best thing in a man's dream? Isn't that the one that comes and goes when called upon? Are you tempted?"

"Conscience of heaven and earth, I resolutely rejected the Jade Emperor's proposal."

"Hmph. That's pretty much it. But what will she do? If Tathagata finds out, we'll be in trouble. Letting her here is just like a walking time bomb!"

I laughed: "I'm not the only man in our guild. There are millions of people in the City Guard, so why can't we find a suitable place? In fact, the target in my mind is Vader. That kid himself is extremely powerful. If I give him another wife, she should be able to become the male and female evil spirit of our guild. I just don’t know if he is willing."

Rose also laughed. "If it doesn't work, force him to get married. Let Wei Na suppress him as a sister, and you suppress him as a leader. If it doesn't work, force him to get married. If it doesn't work, force him to get married. If it doesn't work, get him drunk. If it doesn't work, use drugs. , I wonder if there are aphrodisiacs in the gold coins!"

"Wow, what are you thinking about in your little head all day long? How come there are aphrodisiacs in gold coins? But thinking about it, it does seem to have reference value. Otherwise, don't try them one by one, let's get them together. ? First trick him into drinking. Then add aphrodisiac to the wine, and then strip them both naked and throw them into a small room. Regardless of whether they can restrain the drug or not, they will be strong the next day anyway. Overwhelmed, I took them to the auditorium to get married. By the way, why did I forget about Yue Lao. I will go to him later and ask for a red thread to use. "

"Hey. Vida is a European, Yue Lao can't care about it, right?"

"When you go to China, you have to follow China's rules. Anyway, I will tie them up and see if they can withstand it."

"Good idea. This kind of thing needs to be done quickly. I really don't feel at ease if this bomb is left here. I'll go to Vina. You go to the heaven. Vida will pour wine and let Eagle handle it, and the aphrodisiac will be poured with gold coins. Get in. Split up."

Rose and I are both high performers. Just do it. Guanyin was trapped in the tower and could only shed tears. When she heard the plan of the two of us, she couldn't even express her objection. When Eagle and Lark heard about my plan with Roseland, they immediately took action, and the news spread throughout the guild's city in an instant-Vida was getting married.

In fact, Guanyin is not only a time bomb for our guild, but also for heaven. After I relayed everything to the Heavenly Court through the fairyland in the painting, the Jade Emperor actually sent Li Jing and Erlang God down to congratulate me, and the guy from Yue Lai was also brought here.

The city instantly became lively, and flowing water mats were placed on the streets of Essinger, from the city gate to the important city gate. Any player and free NPC can attend the banquet at any time, and the wedding becomes a carnival. The whole city is boiling. But what about our two newcomers?

Guanyin was trying to dodge with frightened eyes. Jin Coin and seven or eight girls were trying to hold her down. A girl next to her was holding a big teapot, and a girl on the other side was holding a funnel. The girl holding the teapot opened the lid and looked at it and said: "Sister Jin Coin. Is such a big pot too much? This is red wine. One mouthful can make the female dragon spring. Even if she has great power, she doesn't need to drink so much. go in?"

Jin Coin tried his best to suppress Guanyin and said, "What are you doing? Are you worried that she won't be able to bear it?"

The girl smiled and said: "I'm worried that brother Wei Da won't be able to bear it. Alas! Brother Wei Da is so handsome, but it's a pity that he is an NPC. Otherwise, I would have gone after him myself!"

The gold coin finally succeeded in controlling Guanyin's head. Several other girls hugged their hands and legs, finally suppressing Guanyin's struggle. "Funnel." The gold coin took the funnel and inserted it into Guanyin's mouth, but she pushed it out with her tongue. "You're still resisting. Xiaoju, take the mouthpiece and ask for the one with the hole in the middle."

A girl blushed and brought the thing called a mouthpiece. This thing has a leash. It can be tied around the head and tied to the mouth, but it has a hole in the middle of the mouth with a steel pipe inside. Insert the steel pipe into the mouth and tie the belt behind the head to ensure that the other person cannot close his mouth and his tongue cannot be pushed out.

After loading this, the gold coin was 'inserted' into the funnel again, and this time it couldn't be spit out. She reached out and took the big teapot. "You two, be careful. When I drink it, it will definitely squirt everywhere. Keep your mouths closed. I won't be responsible if it gets into your mouths."

"Don't worry, even if I accidentally drink it, I won't rob your soulless soul."

"Tch, Ah Wei won't pay attention to you! Okay, shut up, I'm going to start feeding you."

The gold coin attack was ruthless enough, and Guanyin was drunk in one go. But Guanyin refused to swallow it, so the gold coin pinched her nose. After holding it for nearly thirty seconds, Guanyin suddenly started coughing, and all the medicine went in at once. Jin Coin smiled next to him and said: "Really, wouldn't it be less painful if you cooperated? Don't be born in the midst of blessings and don't know your blessings. Vader is a fan of thousands of people, so you won't lose!"

On the other side, Eagle and Vida were drinking vigorously in the high-end tavern of the guild. He didn't know what was being celebrated outside. We specifically didn't tell him. Ying and Bai Ling took turns drinking and talking about how he had contributed so much to our guild. Anyway, I just pick out nice things to say. People like to drink when they are in two extreme moods: happiness and depression. Vida drank one glass after another and became dizzy. Ying glanced at Bai Ling, and Bai Ling immediately left the private room.

Rose stood outside the door, with a bottle of wine in her hand. Bai Ling took the bottle. "Is it this bottle?"

Rose nodded: "I heard from Gold Coin that this is called **Red, and it is extremely powerful. Make no mistake. If you and Eagle drink it, you probably won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow."

"Is it also effective for players?"

"Yes." Rose nodded: "This thing was brought back from Japan. It is contraband here. The last two bottles were all used."

Bai Ling looked at the bottle in surprise. "How much did you add?"

"Two to one plus. Anyway, Vader has been drinking so much that he can't tell the difference between the east, the south, and the north. Even if it's all medicine, he can't taste it."

Bai Ling nodded: "How is Guanyin doing?"

"The gold coins are leading people to pour money again. This meeting should be over."

As soon as Rose finished talking about the gold coins, she ran up from below. "How's it going here?"

Rose looked at the white cloth in the gold coin's hand in surprise. "What's this?"

"Guanyin's clothes. The medicine seems to be too strong. It started to take effect as soon as I drank it." She lifted the white cloth. "Well, why don't you just tear off all your clothes, so we don't have to strip them. Now you're still shouting about the heat in the tower!"

Bai Ling immediately took the wine and said, "Then I have to hurry up." Then he got into the room. Within five minutes she came out again. "alright."

Rose snapped her fingers downstairs: "Hurry up."

A group of soldiers rushed up from downstairs and rushed into the room with thick blankets. Vader was already in a semi-conscious state, lying under the table with his eyes closed and humming. After entering, several soldiers quickly lifted the table, and another soldier pulled Vader out. Several people went up and stripped Vida naked, then wrapped him in a blanket and moved out.

The two soldiers carried Vader in the blanket directly to the council chamber like a pack of explosives, and then all the girls exited. Li Jing and I released the naked Vida from the blanket, and then Li Jing put him into the tower at once.

"Okay, now that I have released control of the tower, Guanyin and him should be able to move freely inside, but they cannot use magic. I have sealed the passage, and they are now trapped in the first floor and cannot go anywhere. ."

"Haha, the next thing is waiting." I took the tower and put it on the table: "Happy cooperation."

Li Jing sighed and said: "To think that my majestic king, the president of the heavenly soldiers, actually wants to accompany you here to 'force' people to commit adultery. It's really... ugh, I don't know what to say!"

"You have to be more open-minded. We are a newlywed couple, and we are working hard for the great cause of harmonizing yin and yang. You should feel honored. If you think about it, isn't Yue Lao going to 'commit suicide'? He does it every day. The thing is to put a new couple into bed.”

Just as he was talking, a moaning sound came from the tower on the table. "Can you hear this? The soundproofing of the Linglong Pagoda seems not very good! What do you mean, King of Heaven? I think the two of us should go outside and have a few drinks? Although it is very honorable to become a newcomer, it is wrong to listen to the corner, right? ?”

"I agree, let's leave quickly! I can't stay here any longer!" Just after Li Jing finished speaking, another loud groan came from the miniature tower, which scared Li Jing and I with blushing faces. Flee in despair.