Chapter 29 Village
After watching for a while, he walked up to us with a book in one hand and a knife in the other. "Where are you from?"
"Outside the gourd." I answered the question cooperatively.
"Outside the gourd?" The monster immediately took the book and read it for a long time. "Um...how is the economic level outside Hulu?"
"Economic level?" I didn't expect the monster to have such a question.
The little demon next to me thought I didn't understand what economic level was, so he interrupted and said, "I'm just asking you whether the place where you live is poor or rich?"
"Where are we?" I thought for a moment: "Our place seems to be neither poor nor rich."
"What does it mean to be neither poor nor rich?" The monster was confused by my answer.
"That's right. Our place is far behind compared to wealthy places."
The monster immediately said in disappointment: "So you are poor?"
"But we are richer than poor places!"
After hearing my answer, the monster boss took the book and looked up and down for something while muttering in a low voice: "Neither poor nor rich, neither poor nor rich, neither poor nor rich, I wonder why I can't find it!"
The little monster next to him also suggested anxiously: "Boss, it's probably in the back. You can look back!"
The leading monster turned the page doubtfully and continued reading for a while before suddenly shouting: "Ah! Found it. Haha! If the other party's economic conditions are moderate and neither rich nor poor, you should use the following method. First of all ." He seemed to have reached the end of the page and turned another page, but after turning it over, he looked at it for a long time and then turned it back, and then started to turn it back and forth. After a long time, he suddenly screamed. "Damn! What's going on?"
"What's going on? What's going on?" The three second-in-command monsters next to him came over to look. "Holy crap, what's going on?" The second-in-commands who gathered around snatched the book and flipped it over as if they were looking for something.
I saw that they were having a heated discussion, so I came over. At this moment, I heard the monster holding the book say: "It's strange! Why can't I pick it up?"
"Can't catch it? Let me take a look." I took the book over. The monsters seemed to be in distress. No one noticed that I took the book over. After flipping through it casually, I understood what was going on. This book obviously missed a page. "It seems like there are missing pages!"
"Young Master?" Several leading monsters came over and surrounded me.
I pointed to them and looked at the corner of the page: "Look, the page number here is '9, and the reverse should be (0, but look." I turned the book over. "It says (2), obviously there are two missing. Page."
"I really missed two pages!" The monsters next to me were surprised and flipped through the book.
"How come this beautiful book is missing pages?" the monster leader asked in a depressed tone.
"It seems to be a pirated copy!" I said after looking at the tattered cover.
"What? Piracy?" The monster leader took the book and read it for a long time, then shouted to the monsters behind him: "Eight, come here."
"Boss!" A little monster ran over.
Another deputy leader next to him went up and gave him a violent shock. "Where did you buy it?"
The little demon said tremblingly: "Yes... I bought land from the weasel spirit."
"What? Did you buy it from Weasel?" The deputy leader Wen said, "Didn't I ask you to buy it from Pokemon? Why did you buy it from Weasel?"
"Because... because the ones sold at Weasel... are cheaper!"
"Cheaper? How much cheaper can it be?"
"It's much cheaper than half, it only requires 3 demon powers."
"That's not right! Didn't I give you 15 demon powers?" The leader realized something was wrong. "Where's the rest of the land?"
"That! The rest...the rest is mine...by me...by me...!"
"What happened to you?"
"I bought this!" the little monster handed over another book.
The leader took it and looked at it and immediately became furious. Throwing the book away, he chased the little monster and ran around the group of monsters. "I'll beat you to death for being such an imitator! You were embezzled when I asked you to buy books, and you actually used the embezzled money to buy pornographic books and periodicals. If I don't skin you today, I'm afraid you still won't remember it."
"Boss, I won't dare to do it next time! Please spare me! Oops! It hurts... ah! Stop hitting... Boss... Oops, hey... help me!..."
The scene became extremely chaotic because of this unexpected incident. The monster leader was chasing the little monster and was running around. The other little monsters were standing by and wouldn't stop him. If he did, he would be afraid of something bad. However, several other monster leaders were together. I was studying the so-called 'pornographic' book, but it looked like a veterinary textbook to me.
After waiting for a long time, they seemed to have no intention of ending. So I raised a hand: "That...!"
The whole place froze with a hula, and dozens of pairs of eyes looked at me.
"I'm sorry, you go on, you go on." There are still people who rob like this, I admire them!
It seemed like they wouldn't be able to finish it for a while, so I decided to ignore them and go around with my magic pets. And none of the dozens of monsters wanted to stop us. Their boss was busy teaching his younger brother a lesson, the other younger brothers were quarreling, and the adjutants were all reading pornographic books and magazines.
After leaving the bunch of monsters, Ling and Xiao Chun were still happily discussing the interesting group of monsters just now. And they burst into laughter from time to time.
"Your relationship is finally harmonious!" I said to Xiaochun and Ling.
Hearing my voice, the two of them suddenly realized that the person chatting with them was their former enemy, so the two of them immediately snorted at each other and took three steps away. If I had known earlier I wouldn't have said anything.
As I was walking, suddenly another monster appeared in front of me, looking very anxious. Although this monster has an animal head, there is some charm in its eyes, so it seems that it is female. She ran past us as if she hadn't seen us, but fell back after taking a few steps. "Excuse me, did you see four very tall monsters like me passing here?"
"Look, I saw it, but there were more than 4 of them." This monster is the same type as the monsters that robbed them just now.
"Are there four leading lands, with many smaller lands behind?"
"That's it. They are over there..." The female monster disappeared before I finished speaking. The speed left only a whirlwind behind.
After the female monster left, we continued walking for a while, and there began to be more and more monsters nearby. This place was obviously not an ordinary place. After walking cautiously for a while, a clearing suddenly appeared in the forest. It's not that plants don't grow here, but it's obviously been cut down. There is actually a village in this forest, and the area is quite large, which is not inferior to some of our cities.
Although there is a village here, there is no one at all, which does not mean that it is empty. On the contrary, it is very lively here. There are just no humans. The village in front of us is now filled with a large number of strange monsters walking around. It is completely a monster city.
We are in a daze. Suddenly a familiar voice came from behind. "Honey, I don't dare anymore! Ouch, ouch! Be gentle, your ears are about to fall off!"
We saw the female monster that rushed past us just now, pulling the ear of the monster bandit boss back with one hand. The female monster had a scowl on her face, while the monster leader had a face full of pain, as if his ears were really hurting.
Following the two of them were the little monsters from before. Now they were all lowering their heads, while the deputy leaders were cautiously following behind the female monster, and they seemed to have rather depressed expressions.
The female monster was still teaching the leader a lesson as she walked: "How dare you disobey me? You have become more capable, haven't you?"
"Don't you dare! My dear wife, I was wrong, please calm down! Oh...!"
"You still dare to quibble?"
"It's really not a quibble, I'm telling the truth. If you don't believe me, ask the second, third, and fourth, they can all testify." After hearing this, the three deputy chiefs nodded quickly.
The female monster doesn't accept this trick at all. "Don't nod. You have your share in this, and no one can escape. I'll deal with you one by one when you get back."
After hearing this, the three deputy leaders immediately shrank their heads like quails and became silent.
The monster leader was dragged up to us. He suddenly saw us and pointed at us as if he had found a savior: "By the way, they were here just now. They can testify."
The female monster looked at us. "Are you some foreign monsters?"
"That's right!" I'm not a monster in the gourd of heaven and earth, so of course I should be considered a foreigner. Besides, I'm not a monster!
The leader of the monsters covered his ears with one hand and waved at us desperately with the other: "Please help me explain! That yellow book is really not mine, it is all the eight's fault. That kid tainted the robbery guide we bought. Then I bought that yellow book with my demon power. Please help me prove it!"
The female monster pressed her hand hard: "Don't even think about colluding in the confession!"
"Ah...! My ears... my ears are about to fall off... be gentle...!"
The female monster looked at us and said, "Is everything he said true?"
"It should be!" I nodded: "At least that's what I saw."
The female monster suddenly closed her eyes and sniffed hard: "Such a strong dark power. What are you?"
"I think you don't need to know this." How should I answer this kind of question?
"I am the law here, and I want to know now." The female monster seemed to be very fierce.
I didn't bother to pay attention to her, turned around and walked into the village.
"What am I asking you? Answer quickly!" the female monster shouted.
I had no intention of looking back, Chili walked over and looked at the woman. "Master doesn't want you to disturb her, do you understand?"
"What do you think...!" Before the female monster could finish her words, she flew backwards as if she was suddenly hit by a five-ton truck. By the way, the leader was also taken away.
"What are you doing?" The deputy leaders immediately gathered around him, but they immediately found that they could not walk because their feet were floating in the air.
Chili opened her arms slightly, and her body immediately rose to the same level as the three deputy leaders. "Master doesn't want to cause trouble. If you understand, please nod."
The three monsters nodded together, and then they immediately lost their restraints and fell to the ground. Pepper retracted his hands and slowly fell back to the ground, then turned around and ran after us.
Ling and the others have already reached the village. The monsters here seem to have no characteristics of monsters at all. They form a society just like people. And there are still many races living together. Apart from the peculiar shape, this is simply an ordinary small village.
"Do you guys need a guide?" A monster with many heads walked in front of us.
"Guide?"
"Yes, I am Baijie Insect Monster. The terrain here is not as familiar as that monster to me. At first glance, you are from out of town. It is easy to get lost in the terrain here. With me taking you, you will definitely be able to go quickly and safely. Arrive at your destination safely."
"What about fees?" I really need a guide now.
"It depends on where you want to go." The monster who claimed to be a guide said: "Different places have different dangers. After you tell me the destination, I will design several routes according to your requirements. It is up to you to make the final decision, and then I’ll tell you the price based on the route you determined.”
"We want to go...!"
"You can't go anywhere." The female monster actually came back again, and this time there were many monsters following behind her. But one thing is strange. This time, there is a simple sedan behind the female monster. On the sedan sits a fat, pig-like woman. I'm not sure about her race. She seems to be no different from humans, except that she is disproportionately fat. But there should be no one in this gourd. So I guess this is a pig demon or something.
"Master Chief!" The guy who wanted to be a guide immediately shook like a sieve when he saw the woman being carried. "I'm sorry... I really didn't know these people were your enemies, I...!"
The female monster just waved her hand to stop this guy from talking. "The chief is not here to find you, so get out of here."
The guide bowed quickly and stepped aside. The other monsters had already gone to the distance to watch.
"Is he that arrogant guy?" The super meatball sitting on the sedan asked the female monster next to him.
The female monster immediately nodded and said, "It's them. They not only deliberately disturbed the order here. They also attempted to murder me, a law enforcement officer."
The fat monster like a meat ball glanced at me. "Is she telling the truth?"
"Which part are you talking about?"
"Disturbing social order."
"This is a rumor."
The female monster immediately defended: "He still wants to kill me."
Meatball asked again: "She said you attempted to murder law enforcement officers?"
The half-moon behind me suddenly flew up, then turned into an upright posture and suddenly flew towards the female monster like lightning. With a click, the female monster was symmetrically divided into two parts from the middle. "Now it's a fact." After I finished speaking, the female monster's body fell to both sides.
All the monsters around Meatball stared at the monster that was split into two. She immediately shrank into a jackal after being cut open. Of course, it's still in two halves.
The meat ball suddenly opened its mouth, a thread flew out, and the little dragon girl suddenly stood in front of me. "Dragon Domain." The silk thread flew halfway and suddenly fell down and landed on the ground.
Meatball was obviously quite surprised. "Are you a dragon girl?"
There was a buzz of discussion around him.
"She is a dragon girl?" an older monster said in disbelief.
"What is the Dragon Girl?" asked the little demon next to her.
"A very powerful monster in the legend." The old monster replied.
"Is it very powerful?" The little monster seemed to not understand what the dragon girl was.
"Of course!" The old monster looked like he was remembering: "Think about my grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's...grandfather...how many times have I said that?"
"have no idea."
"Forget it, it happened a long time ago anyway, and it was passed down from generation to generation from my grandfather. At that time, we monsters seemed to live in the outside world."
"The outside world?" The little monster looked confused.
"I don't know the specific content. Anyway, the place we live in is not actually the whole world. There is a world outside that is much, much bigger than here. There are many monsters there, and there are also people and gods. .”
"Human, I know people." The little monster said excitedly: "I have eaten human flesh once before. The taste was really... speechless! It's a pity that I heard that it fell in from the outside. It's a rare thing that happens in a hundred years. I really want to taste it again! "
The old monster said: "The outside world is not like ours. Here we are full of monsters. It is rare for one or two people to fall in. Whoever picks them up will be lucky. The outside world is full of people. It can be said that you can catch them casually. To a lot.”
"Isn't that so happy?" The little monsters' eyes were twinkling with little stars.
"Wrong." The old monster said seriously: "People outside are not very good to eat, and there are many mythical beasts there. In addition, there are many immortals, and they are all very powerful. Although life here is hard, it is safer. "
"I'd rather go out and have a try." The little monster is indeed quite energetic.
The monster next to me asked: "You haven't said what the dragon girl is yet?"
"The dragon is a mythical beast, and the dragon girl is the female dragon."
"Are mythical beasts powerful?"
"Awesome? Let's put it bluntly! Our village plus one piece is not enough for others."
The monsters around were all frightened after hearing what this old monster said. The old monster has never actually seen a dragon. His knowledge comes from what he heard, and his statement just now is obviously an exaggeration. After all, this place has been isolated from the outside world for a long time. Most monsters are no match for dragons, and they will definitely describe dragons as very powerful. As time went by, the dragon became a powerful mythical beast in legend. After that, the rumors became more and more wrong. Anyway, it was over-exaggerated.
I know that Xiao Longnu is not powerful enough to kill all the monsters here at once. These monsters in the village are not the miscellaneous soldiers assigned by those four guys to test us at the beginning. But I know, I know. These monsters didn't know what kind of strength Xiao Longnu was, so they all hid behind the meat ball monster in panic.
I smiled and said, "Since you know how powerful the Dragon Girl is, you still dare to cause trouble for us?"
Everyone shook their heads together to express their fear. Even the meatball got off the sedan and stood on the ground, shaking his head.
I said loudly and arrogantly: "Don't be afraid! If you have any objections, can you raise them? Anyone who wants to argue with us can come forward."
The monsters took three steps back in very neat steps.
I walked up to the monster leader who wanted to rob us at the beginning and patted him on the shoulder: "Not bad. Very courageous. Knowing that we have a strong man of Dragon Girl's level here, he dared to stand up and fight against us."
"Huh? Me?" The guy pointed to his nose in surprise, and then he suddenly reacted and looked around and realized that everyone in the village except him took three steps back. Others stood back while he stood. Looking from the front, of course he was the one standing out. "No, I...really...what...me!"
"No need to explain, are you brave?" I suddenly remembered that the person I just hacked was his wife. "Oh! By the way. It turns out it was because I hacked her. You're here to take revenge, right?"
"No...it's...I...that...really...ah...I..." He suddenly knelt down and hugged my legs and cried loudly: "I'm wronged!"
"What are you wronging?" Is this guy's performance too exaggerated?
"Actually...actually, I was the lord of the village who was snatched away by her!"
"Ah? What is Xianggong Yazhai?"
"He is the man who was snatched by a female bandit and taken to the mountain to be his husband!"
Mrs. Yazhai has heard of it, Mr. Yazhai? What's going on? "What you say has no credibility!"
"I have a demon certificate!"
"Demon evidence? Oh! The monster who provided the evidence, right? Where is it?"
"Here!" The three deputy leaders just gathered around and knelt down crying. "You have to make the decision for us!"
faint! I’m not here to handle the case, so I’m still making the decision? "You three are his brothers, right? You are his relatives, so of course you will help him lie."
"No." The big leader suddenly turned into a gray male, followed by the other three leaders, one turned into a black panther, one turned into a leopard, and the third turned into a goat. They discovered the truth and soon changed back. The leader said: "As you can see, we are not from the same species at all. How can we be related?"
"Then you were all brothers in the beginning?"
"That is in the order in which we were kidnapped." The big leader said: "I was the first one to come in, so I was the boss. Later, the second child was spotted by the female gang leader and was kidnapped. After that, she liked the new and was tired of the old. The third child."
I pointed at the fourth child: "You must have been kidnapped too, right?"
The fourth child quickly shook his head: "I'm not, I'm the son of a helper in the village. Later, when the leader saw how handsome I was, he had evil thoughts and tied me up and took me to the bridal chamber. Then I was given to... wuwuwu by her. Woo..."
I'm sweating! It is rare enough for a monster to become a bandit, and she is also a female bandit. She is actually a sex demon. She even engages in polyandry and robs so many strongholds... the stronghold's husband. Moreover, they also robbed people...people's men and ruined other people's young men.
"Wait a minute. If she is the leader, why did you lead the team out to rob? And who is this meat ball?"
"We weren't going to rob, we were trying to escape. We were robbing you just to make some money. This is the boss of the Thirty-six Village nearby. The evil woman you killed was supposed to report the situation to her. , but she came by herself for some unknown reason, so the evil woman returned to the village early, and found that we were not in the village so she took us back. Fortunately, we said we were going out to rob when we left, otherwise we would have asked her. If it doesn’t happen, our lives will be at risk.”
"It's really miserable!"
"As long as you understand." The boss said quickly: "So we are very grateful to you for killing her. Let alone revenge, it is too late to thank you! We have decided to rebel and support you." As she said that, she stood behind me and My familiars huddled together.
The boss actually stood beside Ling. "What do you call this person? We will all be colleagues from now on. Let's get to know each other first. The young lady is so beautiful! She is thousands of times more beautiful than that evil bitch, and she is so gentle...soft...!"
His voice became quieter as he spoke, because Ling was transforming. Red magic runes flashed on Ling's face, and the black eyes also flashed red. What was even more terrifying was that the wings behind his back gradually stretched out.
"Big devil?" The meatball screamed again. She knows everything, no wonder she can become the chief!