Chapter 28 Cute Monsters
After determining the approximate location of the one-way portal, I summoned the little dragon girl to start making rain. After the raindrops fall from our side, if there is a space door, the water droplets will disappear directly. If there is no space door, the water droplets will fall by themselves. Based on this, we can quickly mark the approximate location of the space door. As a result, the test results are certain that the space gate seems to have blocked the entire cliff fault. We have even dug through the strata inside the cliff. The space gate extends all the way into the cliff, making it impossible to pass through. The huge teleportation area can no longer be described as a space gate. This is completely a space fault, and it is impossible to get past it. After thinking for a long time, I still couldn't figure out how to get there. A few of us are stuck here helplessly.
Rose asked me: "Can Phantom take you and teleport there?"
"I don't know. There may be interference with Phantom's space teleportation and this space fault."
"Then you want to experiment?"
"But even if I pass, what will you do? The phantom is different from the teleportation ring. He can't bring people with him."
"I know he can't take people with him." Rose said, "But you have a space door! After we enter the space door, you just close the space door, then teleport yourself and let us out on the other side."
"But my three chances today have been used up."
"Won't it be restored tomorrow? Just try it first."
"All right!"
At Rose's request, I decided to experiment. First put away my magic pet and my little bugs. If I am teleported to another space, there is a certain possibility that my magic pet will jump with me, so I must first put away my magic pet and let the eagles and others Put on your own magic pet.
After I was ready, I told Phantom that I could teleport, and a black whirlwind immediately appeared around me. The whirlwind enveloped me from bottom to top and then disappeared.
In a dark forest, a small cyclone suddenly appeared on the ground. The whirlwind carried the leaves spinning. And gradually rose to form a black two-meter-high small whirlwind, and then a person shining with black light appeared in the whirlwind. The whirlwind suddenly disappeared, and all the leaves that were rolled up fell down.
I walked out from the leaves falling like snowflakes. The dark forest reminded me of the black forest, but there was only white mist in the black forest, but here there was a lot of black smoke floating around looming. The situation on the ground showed that I was already standing on the ground, but there was no cliff in sight around me.
"Purple Sun." Eagle's voice came from the guild channel. "Where did your boy go?"
"I have no idea!"
Rose's voice intervened. "Are you still in the gourd now?"
"I think Yin should still be there! This gourd can cut off the communication in the chat channel. If I go out, Yin should not be able to hear you talking."
Bai Ling also asked: "Are you at the bottom of the cliff or above?"
"I don't know. It seems like it's still a forest here, but it's different from the forest on the cliff." The forest on the top of the cliff is not much different from the original forest in reality, except that there are more monsters and monsters, but now This forest is as eerie as a ghost!
Rose said: "So you are down there?"
"That's not necessarily true! Maybe I was thinking in the opposite direction when we came here." I suddenly remembered. "By the way, the ** Needle. Rose, didn't I give you the ** Needle? If you hold it and think about me, that thing can point out my location."
After a while Rose replied: "The direction pointed by the pointer is in front of the cliff. You should be under the cliff already."
"But I can't see the cliff!"
"It's probably too far away. You might have been sent to a very far away location!"
I also agreed: "There was obviously interference in the teleportation. I just wanted to teleport a few meters, but it actually ended up here."
Eagle suddenly said to Rose: "Don't you have something that can summon your lover back?"
Rose shook her head: "This thing requires no more than once every three days, and the times will not accumulate! And I think it is better to let Ziri wander around there by himself now! Maybe he can find a way to come back to pick us up, which is better than us coming together. How about being stuck here?"
I also said: "In this case, I will go alone for a while. It would be best if I find a way. If it doesn't work, we will find another way."
"That's all we can do now. Then let's find another way. You can leave first."
"Wait! Help me look in the direction first." As I said that, I summoned Xiaochun and asked her to shoot a red beam of light into the sky. "Can you see my beam of light?"
"Can't see!"
"Isn't it? Are we so far apart?"
The red light beam should be very conspicuous. With the visibility of the sky, they should be able to see this light beam dozens of kilometers away. But they couldn't see it. Could it be that I was sent hundreds of kilometers away? Isn't this too exaggerated?
"Forget it, I'll figure it out myself!"
How depressing! Being transported to such a ghost place, not only did I not know the location, I didn’t even know the direction! I took out a high-end compass, which was made by our guild. The system has now canceled the system compass on players, and instead issued a standard compass to everyone, but the store sells beautiful high-end compasses. If you are willing to spend more money, you can get some compasses with special functions and appearance. This compass of mine is not only beautiful in shape, but also comes with gyroscopic stabilization, so it can stay level even on a boat.
The compass needle is now completely unresponsive and won't turn no matter how much I move it, obviously there are no magnetic poles here. Raising his left arm, the red light emitted from the dragon's eye position on the armor formed chaos in the air. This holographic map display ability is obviously unavailable.
As a last resort, I took out the teleportation ring. The coordinates displayed on the ring were all question marks, and it was obviously out of order.
Summon a bird and let it fly upward to see if there is an experience barrier here. It turned out to be the same as on the other side of the cliff. It seems that the entire space in the gourd is shrouded in this barrier. I climbed to the top of the tree and activated the Star Eye to magnify things in the distance. But as far as the eye can see there are only trees. The trees and heights here are scary and everything is blocked.
Reluctantly, he returned to the ground and summoned rose vines and pioneers to sneak into the underground. This place was not as peaceful as the forest above. There were obviously dangerous creatures around, so be careful. Bailang was summoned by me and kept beside me. His sense of hearing and smell are very good security systems. The Steel Silver Bee makes too much noise when flying. The offense is okay, but the defense is inappropriate.
I summoned all the humanoid pets. First of all, their current status is not suitable for being locked up in Fenglong Space for a long time. In addition, it is really not safe for me to be here alone. The flying dart was held in Ling's hand, and now his speed was of great use. As for those large demon pets, the forest was not suitable for their actions, so they only summoned the little dragon girl and asked her to stay in human form.
The direction issue is the most troublesome right now. "Does any of you have a way to find the direction?" My demon pets are all high-level creatures, so they should know a little bit about how to find the direction.
Ling said: "I can call the dark elf out and ask."
"That's a good idea." I nodded.
Ling activated a small magic circle, then pointed his finger, and a black smoke rose from the ground. Ling turned his palms. The smoke slowly floated onto her palm. "Little guy...!" Ling turned to look at me: "Where are we going?"
"Ask him how to get to Youming Mountain."
Ling turned to Xiao Heiwu and said, "Do you know how to get to Youmingshan?"
The black smoke immediately turned into an arrow, and we looked over there. "Now I know the direction, move quickly, let's set off."
Ling flipped it casually, and the smoke slowly fell to the ground and disappeared. We walked together in the direction where the smoke pointed at the beginning. When we walked away, the cloud of smoke slowly emerged from the ground again, and a hole suddenly opened in the black smoke, like a mouth. The two sides of this strange mouth curled up, revealing a strange smile and then slowly dissipated.
"Master." Ling walked beside me and called softly.
"What's matter?"
Ling whispered: "I feel something is wrong here."
"What's wrong?"
"I can't tell. I just feel like something is wrong!"
When Xiaochun heard this, he came over and said, "Do you also feel something is wrong?"
I looked at Xiaochun in surprise: "Did you feel it too?"
Xiaochun nodded. "And I had a strong feeling that there was something going around us all the time."
This was the first time that Xiaochun and Ling had the same views, but this rare unity soon turned into differences. Xiaochun said something was following us, and Lingfei said it was a force following us and not an entity.
It is normal for the two of them to quarrel, but today's situation is special. Xiaochun and Ling discovered that their magical pet had no sense at all, and what was strange was that the two of them had always quarreled and stopped, but this time the quarrel got worse and worse.
Seeing that the two of them were quarreling more and more fiercely, and when they were about to fight, Ling and Xiaochun suddenly chanted at the same time, "In the name of light (darkness). Indicate the location of the peeping eye and detect threats (eye of clarity). )!" The two people completed the spell almost at the same time. Two halos, one black and one white, spread out at the same time, as if a strong wind was blowing in the forest.
"Over there." Chili suddenly called.
"There are some here too." Jingjing also shouted.
When the two haloes spread out, they removed part of the monster's invisibility effect. As a result, we only now found that the surroundings were already filled with all kinds of strange things.
Amynis suddenly condensed a ball of light in the palm of his hand and threw it into the sky: "Real Realm!" I thought that the two halos had detected all the monsters, but Amynis's magic actually discovered new monsters. After all, Amynes is also the goddess of illusion. Although she was not alert enough at the beginning, she once used the spell. The effect is much better than other people's observation techniques.
Just now we were just surrounded by a circle of monsters. As soon as the ball of light reaches the sky, the number of monsters displayed around it can be described as countless. What's worse is that none of them have the same land, and each one looks worse than the last.
"These should be little monsters used for testing." Xiao Longnu came to such a conclusion. "Because any monster that doesn't take the form of a human is not a big monster."
The monsters stared at us with eyes of various colors, grinning and drooling with various colors. The scene was extremely disgusting.
The little dragon girl suddenly formed a seal with her hands: "Dragon Power Curse!" A golden halo spread out like lightning with the little dragon girl as the center. All the monsters were broken into two pieces without any reaction, and then The steam turned into black and disappeared into the air.
At this time, there are four people standing in the woods in the distance, or creatures that look like humans. Let's call them humans for now. Among the four people, there are three men and one woman. One of the three men was wearing a black robe. He has a slender figure and looks very wild. There is a shocking scar on his slightly fair face, which not only does not destroy the beauty, but also makes him look more characterful. Opposite the man in black robe is a strong man nearly two meters tall. He is muscular and powerful at first glance. The man standing to the left of the man in black robe is an old man. He looks like a god with a white beard and white eyebrows. However, if you pay attention to the old man's hands, you can be sure that he is definitely not a god, because no god would hold a skull in his hand.
The only woman among the four was wearing a tight-fitting bright red leather coat (don't think of it as shiny leather. I'm talking about animal skin). The leather coat, which was completely tied to the body with ropes, highlighted her fiery temperament. Her figure also shows that she is powerful. The woman's head is covered with long, shiny black shawl hair, and her delicate face, in addition to being beautiful, seems to be a little evil.
At this time, the old god-like guy was dragging the skull, and the green light emitted from the eyes of the skull formed an image among the four of them, and the scene in the image was the scene where we had just finished the battle. .
The woman looked at the image and exclaimed: "Total annihilation?"
The old man added: "And it's just one move."
The man in black robe said in an emotionless voice: "This is a high-level divine dragon. And it is at least the level of a small dragon."
The macho man also said: "The little brother who passed by just now used almost all stealth methods, and all of them were seen. It seems that their reconnaissance ability is very strong."
The black robe nodded: "The feast this time is not very delicious!"
The woman smiled seductively: "Let me try the beauty trap?"
"Didn't you see that it was a woman?" the macho man said to the woman.
Before the woman could answer, the old man next to her said, "You made a mistake. This is a tricky place!"
"How could there be such a beautiful man?" The macho man obviously didn't believe it.
The black robe also said: "Don't argue, he is really a man."
The woman 'licked' her lips and said, "Such a cute and handsome man, I must squeeze him dry!"
The black robe still said without emotion: "Be careful that he drains you dry first. This guy has the blood of a Western vampire."
The woman smiled and said: "Vampires are nothing, as long as they are not the first generation, I don't care." As she said this, she looked at the other three people. "You are responsible for taking care of the women around him, and leave the men to me."
"Why is the person gone?" The old man suddenly discovered that the person in the illusion cast by the skeleton was missing.
"Here they are." A voice suddenly appeared diagonally above the four people, which startled them. However, none of the four people were easy to deal with. They all turned into four streaks of black energy and ran away into the distance.
"Where to run!" Xiao Longnu suddenly raised her hand and a ball of light popped out. The black gas flying at the very back suddenly turned into the old man. He formed a strange magic circle in front of him. After the light ball hit the magic circle, it penetrated through it as if it was absorbed. The old man solved the ball of light and immediately turned around and turned into black energy and began to escape.
I raised my right hand and pointed forward: "Soul-Chasing Arrow!"
With a bang, a soul-chasing arrow flew out. It nimbly dodged the trees and penetrated the last mass of black air. The black air was chased and had no choice but to show itself again, but this time he was fooled. Almost at the same time that he appeared, a huge magic circle appeared under his feet. The magic circle shone directly with golden light to form a hemisphere. The old man hit and hit the mask again and again. But I just can't get out.
"Hmph! Did you hit the ground to open my Tai Chi Soul Locking Formation?" I stood outside the cover and looked at the old man.
My demon pets also gathered around. We don't plan to chase those three back, just catching one will be enough. I know how much I weigh, and if I catch four of them together, I’m looking for death. I appeared suddenly on purpose, used my momentum to scare them away, and then captured the last one. This is the same as lions catching wildebeests, scaring the herd away and then attacking the weakest individual.
The old man was beating desperately inside. But it just can't be opened. I was smiling proudly outside, but the old man became more and more fierce. Originally, I planned to wait until he lost his energy before catching him, but he suddenly stopped. I thought he was going to negotiate, but suddenly his eyes flashed red and his body suddenly started to grow bigger.
Xiao Longnu shouted: "Back away quickly, he is about to reveal his true form!"
The old guy lost his human appearance in the blink of an eye. The clothes on his body disappeared and at the same time black fur appeared on his body, and then his body grew further. Soon the soul locking array was filled to capacity. The old man's body further grew in size, and the magic circle composed of light suddenly exploded like glass, and countless light fragments scattered in all directions.
"Ah! Mouse!" Xiaochun screamed.
This old man is actually a rat spirit, and a water rat whose body is completely black. Since this guy is a rat spirit, things that become spirits cannot be measured by the previous standards. The water rat in front of him was more than seven meters tall lying there. Not counting the tail, it is still more than ten meters long. The black fur is shining with oil, and the flesh-colored hairless tail swings back and forth like a disgusting big snake behind it. The blood-red eyes and long rat teeth look extremely terrifying.
"Don't think that we are afraid of you just because you show your true form." I said to Xiao Longnu: "If you show your true form to deal with him, the dragon can't beat the mouse!"
Xiao Longnu said with a troubled face: "I'm not a magical cat! Shenlong doesn't care about catching mice!"
"Red Thorn help!" Xiao Longnu didn't want to catch the mouse. I simply summoned the Gu King. The Gu King is a scorpion, and rats are also in the scorpion diet. I think the red thorn should be able to deal with him.
The red thorn seldom came out to move after being subdued. As soon as it came out today, it began to move its muscles and bones. With a turn of its body, a large tree fell to the ground, and then it flashed its seven-meter-long giant pincers forward, and the ten erected sticks behind its tail. The scarlet poison needle several meters high also shone with a terrifying light. Judging from the size, the red thorn is almost four to five times the size of this big mouse. With its size advantage and attributes that just restrain the opponent, Red Thorn should be able to win easily.
Just when the red thorns were revealed and the elephant was about to go up and fight the rat spirit for 300 rounds to gain some praise, something happened. The rat spirit suddenly got down on all fours, turned around and faced us with its butt. Just when I was suspecting that this rat spirit was planning to attack us with chemical weapons, he suddenly spread out his legs and ran away at an unimaginable speed, leaving a huge passage composed of fallen trees in the forest.
We all froze there, and we didn't understand what was going on until the smoke and dust cleared. The most depressing thing is Red Thorn, who finally came out and wanted to show off his skills. As a result, as soon as the enemy appeared, he ran away without a trace at lightning speed.
"This...! Ahem! That...! Let's move towards Youming Mountain first!" It's true. This damn rat spirit can run faster than a rabbit!
In the distance, in the Youming Mountain. The three guys had already arrived, and then a strong wind blew, and a big water rat suddenly jumped next to the three of them and transformed into the image of an old man. "Huh! You scared me to death!" The old man said while patting his heart: "That guy actually has a scorpion spirit under his command. I'm lucky I ran fast, otherwise this old man would have been blamed here!"
"Scorpion?" the muscular man asked: "Is one of the women around that guy a scorpion?"
The old man gasped and said: "It's not those women, they were summoned. That man seems to be a beast exorcist!"
The woman became excited upon hearing this, and grabbed the old man's collar with both hands and lifted him up. "Why is that man a beast exorcist? Are you sure?"
The old man nodded desperately: "I'm sure, can you put me down first?"
The macho man asked: "He is a beast exorcist, why are you so excited?"
The woman 'licked' her lower lips and said: "Eating the Beast Exorcist Mage can absorb the mana of all the objects he controls. It is a great tonic pill! The more objects he controls, the better the absorption effect will be. And he is like this Careers can be passed on. If I suck him dry, I can have his abilities. Hahahaha! Eighty thousand years! I can finally leave here!"
The black robe next to him said in a cold voice: "Calm down first, although that guy has extraordinary energy. But we must defeat him first!"
The old man also said: "I don't dare to fight with a scorpion anyway. That guy is my natural enemy! One sting will kill him!"
The strong man next to him immediately said: "It's okay, I'm here! Then watch me smash that scorpion spirit into scorpion mud for you!"
"Shuixu, you are just timid." The woman said to the old man.
"I'm a mouse, so I'm supposed to be timid."
The black robe said to the macho man: "I'm afraid it's not that simple!"
The macho man is so innocent: "I'm not afraid of scorpions!"
"But no beast-expelling mage only brings one monster!" He paused and said, "Besides, this guy is not an ordinary character."
"How do you know he is not an ordinary character?"
"Where is this Qiankun Gourd? Did everyone come in? Besides, Shui Xu is indeed timid, but he is not stupid. That devil scorpion is probably not an ordinary scorpion, right?"
The eyes of the macho man and the woman immediately focused on the mouse spirit. The mouse spirit nodded and said: "It is indeed not an ordinary scorpion. Although scorpions are the enemies of rats, I am not an ordinary mouse. The bright red color of that scorpion still reveals Green light. It's obviously very poisonous, and that guy was trained using Gu."
"What? Is that scorpion a monster?"
The mouse spirit nodded and said: "It is definitely a monster Gu, and it is a rare species. It seems that the practicing people collected a lot of rare things and put them in. This is definitely a top-quality monster Gu."
The woman thought deeply and said: "We don't dare to touch this evil thing like monster Gu. This guy actually dared to practice such a high-level monster Gu, and he actually succeeded. No wonder he would be put into this gourd of heaven and earth otherwise. Come here."
The macho man immediately said: "So that pretty boy...! Qiong Lin, why are you staring at me? I always talk about you! I know you are also pretty. But..."
The woman in black robe covered her eyes: "Qiong Lin, it's not like you don't know that Bi Tuo speaks without restraint. Don't argue with him!" He said to the macho man: "You continue."
The macho man continued: "So that guy must have been persecuted by heaven just like us, so he was pretended to be here."
"Does that mean this is a demon in the passage?" the old man asked.
The black robe said: "Although we may not necessarily be in the same camp, I think we should still win over each other."
"Why?" the woman asked.
"Because we can't defeat him." Heipao's words silenced several people.
After a while, the woman said angrily: "It's all the fault of the Right Protector. He asked us to experiment if we could break through the energy-absorbing barrier above our heads. As a result, we now don't even have one percent of the original strength. If we don't break through this barrier, even if our strength is reduced now, we won't be reduced to the point of running away when we see such a small character!"
The tough man asked: "Then what if we encounter them again?"
Let's move the camera back a little while the monsters are discussing things. I was also talking to my demon pets in the forest: "If we encounter those four guys again, you must not do anything. These guys were monsters at the level of the Four Sacred Beasts at the beginning, even if this gourd consumes their power. , but they are still very dangerous. Erlang Shen said that if we collectively attack one of them, the chance of winning is more than 70%, but now that the number of space gates has been used up, Scot and the others cannot get out for the time being. The remaining forces among us and them In a battle, the chance of winning is estimated to be no more than 50%. Therefore, the risk of fighting is too great. "
Lingling asked: "Then what should we do?"
"Negotiation." Heipao and I shouted at the same time.
I said to the demon pets: "Although these monsters have decreased in power, they are still very dangerous, but fortunately they are all high-level monsters. The stronger they are, the more afraid of death they are. Beings like them must know that even if they destroy us, they themselves will There will be a lot of losses, so it is feasible for us to negotiate.”
The black robe also said to the other three monsters: "Although that guy is far less powerful than us in the past, it is too difficult for us to defeat him with our current strength. Maybe even we ourselves will get involved. But. Beast Exorcist Mage They are all afraid of death. He 'manipulates' monsters to fight because he is afraid of death. These monsters are not ordinary. What's more, there is a small dragon among them. He will definitely feel distressed if he dies. Even if he wins with our strength, he will definitely be It’s very miserable, so the possibility of us negotiating with each other is still very high.”
"Then we go to negotiate with them now?" Macho Man and Lingling asked at the same time, of course. They were not alone.
I said to Lingling: "This is the territory of monsters. We are not familiar with the route. It may not be easy to find them. We should go according to the original plan. If we encounter them again, we will consider negotiating. If we don't encounter them, we will forget it."
The black robe said to the macho man: "We are also the four ancient demons after all. How can we take the initiative to go to them and ask for negotiations! We have to wait here. If they encounter us again after passing here, we will negotiate. If we can't, forget it. Anyway, we don’t have to ask them to join us!”
After these two conversations, the monsters began to rest in the mountains, and we continued to approach Youming Mountain.
I originally thought that after scaring away the four bosses, we could safely walk all the way to Youming Mountain, but that was not the case. I put away the red thorns in extreme depression and the white waves and darts in extreme boredom, and then after walking for a long time with everyone, something suddenly happened.
"Did you hear any noise?" Jingjing suddenly asked Lingling.
Lingling paused for a moment and then pushed Xiao Chun: "Sister Chun, did you hear someone's voice?" Since having a body, everyone's status has begun to get closer to each other. Jingjing and Lingling no longer call Xiaochun the goddess of the temple, but call her sister Chun instead.
Xiaochun listened for a long time and said: "There seems to be some sound."
"Is there any sound?" Amynis heard their conversation and listened attentively. "It seemed like there was some kind of noise. Could it be that those guys are back again?"
"Who's back?" I finally noticed the discussion among the demon pets.
Xiaochun pointed in one direction: "There seems to be someone shouting something over there."
Chili Pepper suddenly said something coldly. "It was a woman's voice calling for help. I heard it a few minutes ago."
"What? Why didn't you say something earlier when someone called for help?" Xiaochun is still the kind-hearted type.
Chili Pepper said: "Because the voice didn't sound very anxious, as if she was still trying to make her voice sweeter. So I didn't think she was in a hurry for others to save her, so I didn't tell you."
faint! This is obviously a monster shouting! Do you think I am Tang Monk? Although I look fair and tender like Tang Seng, I am not Tang Seng. "Don't worry about her, that person is talking nonsense."
"Oh! So it's just a joke!" Chili nodded, but Xiaochun and Ling next to him understood what I meant. After all, Chili is relatively simple, not as smooth as Ling and Xiaochun.
After we walked a certain distance, Chili suddenly said: "It's really strange. The man with the loud voice suddenly ran from behind us to the front."
"It's okay. I am lifting my voice while exercising. Exercise can increase lung capacity. It is helpful for singing."
"Understood."
This damn monster, seeing that we didn't care, she actually ran to the front and shouted. I still don't care about her and see what she does.
After walking for a while, the voice appeared again, and this time it was very close. We walked over twice, and the monster probably thought we didn't hear her cry for help, so she moved closer. But it’s not that we didn’t hear it, it’s that we didn’t want to care, so we walked over anyway.
Saw us passing by for the third time. The monster said extremely angrily: "What a bad luck. I met a group of deaf people!"
So, not long after, our monster appeared for the fourth time. And this time it was right on the road ahead of us. The monster thought to himself: "Aren't you deaf and can't hear? If I stand in the middle of the road, you won't be blind, right?"
After Chili saw the monster, he immediately said: "The person who was irritating just now ran in front of us again."
When the monster saw us, he started crying and calling for help. It's a pity that someone who can burst into tears cannot be an actor!
Pepper asked again: "She seems to be calling for help!"
I said to her: "Don't worry about her, she is practicing her performance."
"oh!"
So we passed her again.
Seeing us walking over again, the monster angrily loosened the rope that tied him, then took out the book and threw it to the ground. "Hmph! The "Guide to Seducing Humans" is all fake, it doesn't work at all! Such a shabby book sells two units of demon power per copy, what a 'crooked' businessman!" After thinking about it, she picked up the book again. "No, if you throw it away, you will be compensated. You have to take it back and return it!"
I summoned back the crystal beetle I had just thrown on the tree next to the monster, and my stomach hurt from laughing so hard. The monsters here are so cute! It seems that isolated social groups are more likely to evolve into more special social forms! The Gourd of Heaven and Earth has sealed these monsters for too many years, and the social form of these monsters has also completely changed. They are already very different from the monsters outside. Of course, some of the big immortal monsters, such as the four just now, still retain their previous memories, so they are relatively "normal".
My guild channel suddenly rang. Rose's voice appeared on the channel. "Husband, we have found another road, but we don't know where it leads. Let's go in first. If we are sure we have found the right one, we will let you know."
"Yeah, good place."
I had just cut off the chat channel when a dozen humanoid monsters suddenly jumped out of the forest in front of me, and they all had their faces covered. Just when I was stunned, one of the monsters suddenly spoke: "I opened this road. This...!" He suddenly got stuck, but a little monster next to him immediately opened a book and raised it next to him. The monster glanced sideways and then continued: "I planted this tree. If you want to live forever...don't swing, kid! Hold on tight!...If you want to live forever..." After a long pause, he knocked. Look at the monster holding the book. "Idiot, turn the page!"
The beaten monster quickly started turning the pages.
The monster looked at it and then said: "If you want to live forever...the key point in the process is not to let the other party see your face, so as to prevent the other party from retaliating later...What kind of 'mess' is this?" He knocked on that one again. The little monster holding the book gave him a stick: "Idiot, you read too much!"
"Huh?" The little monster was surprised and took the book in front of him to read it, then quickly turned it back and handed it over again.
The big monster angrily grabbed the book and kicked the little monster aside. He took the book and turned it over. "Yeah!... It doesn't count just now, let's start again." He looked at it for a long time before saying: "I drove this road and planted this tree. I want to leave money to buy the road from now on!"
"Pfft! Ah ha ha ha ha!..." I can't hold it in any longer! I can’t hold it in any longer! These monsters are so funny. Even if the scholar robs, he still takes a book. What makes me even more unbearable is that the name printed on the back of the book is actually "How to be a good robber - The biography of King of Thieves Dumb (hardcover edition)". The demon pets and I couldn't hold it in any longer, and we were all laughing.
Seeing us laughing, the monster shouted angrily: "Why are you laughing? It's robbery now. The men on the left and the women on the right all squatted down with their heads in their hands, and some people squatted in the middle!"
Of course we couldn't stop hearing this, and ended up laughing harder and harder.
Seeing that we didn't listen to him, the monster immediately picked up the book again. After reading for a few seconds, he put the big knife under his arm and opened the book. While flipping through the pages, he read out in a low voice: "When the party being robbed does not cooperate during the robbery. The methods that can be used are: a. ** All the parties being robbed. Use brackets with caution when the other party is more powerful or there are a large number of people; b. Verbal threats and brackets are not very effective, but they are safe. c. Kill chickens and police monkeys, select the ones who look easy to bully from the robbed party and attack them to intimidate other robbed parties. Brackets, this method cannot be used continuously. , if necessary, weak targets can be killed to achieve a deterrent effect."
"Who compiled this book? Why is it so 'messy'?" I stood next to the monster and stretched my head to read the book.
The monster said while reading the book: "It's so bad that I couldn't recite it all night." He suddenly remembered that something was wrong, and when he looked up, he saw me standing next to him reading a book. He quickly threw the book to the monster behind him. "Why are you running here? Go back over there and squat down. If you don't obey me, I'll chop you with a knife. Hmm? Knife? Where's my knife?" He spun around in circles several times. "Where is my knife? Who has seen my knife?"
I pointed to his arm. "You're holding it yourself!"
"Oh!" He quickly pulled out the knife and gestured at me: "Go back and squat quickly."
"My legs feel uncomfortable and I can't stand up even if I squat down."
"Then just stand." Has this monster learned about the Geneva Convention? Then he will be good at taking prisoners.
"Is it okay to sit down?"
"Anyway, just go over there." The monster was so annoyed by me that he couldn't help it.
I returned to the demon pets and the rose vine grew out of the ground in the shape of a stool for us to sit down. I want to see what these cute monsters want to do.
The monster boss took back the book and started flipping through it. "After taking control of the robbed party." He turned a page. "You must first ask about the other party's background, and further ask about the other party's net worth and other information. Then determine which solution to use according to the other party's situation. The identification details are in parentheses on the last page." He turned to the end of the book and read it again, but this time He didn't read it.