Chapter 48 Natural Disaster = Disaster in Heaven
"It seems like something exploded!" Shuixu replied looking down.
The King Kong Devil Fish next to me suddenly said: "Why do I feel that the water flow is not normal?"
Shuixu looked at me doubtfully. "Why do I feel like something is pulling me down?"
"I also feel it, as if the water is flowing downward." A monster next to him also said he felt the change in the water flow.
The camera returned to the passage at the bottom of the sea a minute ago. The space spanner of the Dragon Clan was still working. The last few monsters of the monster brigade had just passed through the entrance of the passage and escaped from the Gourd of Heaven and Earth. But just after we left, the six guys who I fucked badly appeared in the passage.
The knight is holding a red luminous object in his hand. If you look closely, you can see that it is a red-striped magic crystal the size of a fist. The knight was sighing at this time: "It seems that my ears are still good. How about it, I said they ran away from here?" The knight actually heard the sound of us digging holes and swam over after the sound.
The woman also said: "That bastard actually wanted to leave us here. We caught up with him. If I see him again after he gets out, I will make him crippled."
"Of course." The people behind the woman all echoed this suggestion.
Just when they were talking and laughing, thinking they were out of the sea of suffering, the passage in front of them suddenly disappeared, and the surrounding area turned into a room again. The six of them were dumbfounded.
The device that opened the passage took us a lot of effort to charge up enough energy. It couldn't work for too long. Otherwise, I wouldn't have let the monsters pass through so quickly. I was just afraid that the door would automatically open after a while. closure. These people didn't know that the passage required energy to maintain, so they didn't chase us away immediately after seeing the exit, but slowly swayed out. It's better now, the passage is closed again, and they can't get out again.
But unfortunately, there is a thing in this world called coincidence. The sudden appearance of the room and the disappearing passage completely confused the six people. They first 'touched' the wall to find an exit and tried to find some kind of mechanism, but of course it was impossible to find it because there was no mechanism in the first place.
When the search for the passage failed, they began to search in the room, and there was actually nothing in this room except the stone plate inlaid with gems in the center. Their eyes naturally focused on the stone plate in the center.
Because there was no light here, the red-striped magic crystal in the knight's hand became the only light source. When everyone was inspecting the stone plate, he naturally brought the magic crystal closer to illuminate the stone plate. However, the gems on the surface of the stone plate can absorb energy, and the red-lined magic crystal is the purest energy-storage gemstone, so naturally, the light of the red-lined magic crystal begins to become darker and darker.
Although this device works by absorbing natural energy, the monster power is not pure energy after all, so we replenish it so slowly. But this red-streaked magic crystal is very pure energy, and the supplementary effect is much different from ours. Within a few seconds, the red-striped magic crystal was completely extinguished. The stone plate absorbed far more energy than we had just released. Now the energy in the stone plate is enough to sustain it for a long time.
The sudden darkness made all six people panic, and as a result, someone touched an important part of the woman. The woman kicked him reflexively. In the darkness, this kick did not touch anyone but hit the gem in the center of the stone plate.
The gem sank into the stone plate with a click, and then it began to rotate into the inside of the stone plate, and the gems around the stone plate lit up one after another. Before the six people understood what was going on, the room was illuminated red. Then the red light suddenly disappeared and the passage opened.
Every time the channel is opened, the pressure difference between the inside and outside will produce an explosion. This situation is special because the newly cooled lava is reheated to a semi-melted state by the lava behind it, and the air pressure causes them to explode. The huge heat and sea water Contact results in an explosion. So we stopped at the loud noise just now. After all, the sound wave loss in sea water is relatively small.
At this time, the Heavenly Court was still holding a celebration meeting for the gods. The gourd of the universe is placed in front of the Jade Emperor's table. There is a special platform here, and the gourd stands on it. At this time, the top of the gourd was still fitting the demon-sealing ring, and a red orb was placed at the mouth of the gourd where the lid should have been. Under the gourd is a flower plate with a pattern of yin and yang fish. It looks like an ordinary plate. In fact, this is a very powerful magic weapon, specially used to suppress demons. There are four pieces of yellow paper pasted around the gourd, and each piece of paper has a golden seal script spell on it. The four talisman papers have one end connected to the mouth of the gourd and the other end glued to the edge of the plate. It's like pulling four chains. It is because of these things that the monsters did not break through the seal of the gourd itself and escape.
But at this time, the gods in the field are getting excited. A deity from the outer sea presented a rare fairy fruit to the Jade Emperor. Then when he returned to his throne, he accidentally stepped on a banana peel left by a certain deity. You also know that the ground in heaven is covered with clouds and fog, so you can’t see that it’s normal to step on a fruit peel! After all, gods are gods, and it doesn't matter even if they step on a banana peel. It's just that he swayed his body and swung the whisk in his hand to stabilize his body, but it was a pity that his whisk hit the precious gourd. The immortal stood still, but the gourd fell and rolled under the platform.
The magic circle around the gourd fell off the gourd due to gravity. The red orb rolled out when the gourd fell. The plate under the gourd that can seal demons was still on the table, but The gourd fell to the ground, and naturally the plate could no longer function. Even the last four seals and the yellow paper charms were torn apart by the flick of the whisk just now. Immortal magic weapons are all special treasures. In terms of their functions, they are much more powerful than those in the West, but in other aspects they are completely like ordinary things.
It is true that the demon sealing plate can suppress any demon, but as long as the demon is not in the plate, it is useless.
Not to mention monsters and immortals, the four yellow paper seals are still sealed. The people, monsters, gods, etc. who are stuck on them will never be able to open this ordinary-looking talisman paper, but to a third party. Let’s talk. There is not much difference in the sturdiness of this talisman paper and that of newspaper. Otherwise, the god would not have accidentally broken four talismans.
The hoop that goes around the mouth of the gourd is also a very powerful thing, but it can't fly and will fall off as soon as the gourd is tipped over.
The red orb at the mouth of the gourd is similar to the circle. It is very powerful in sealing demons and has no other abilities at all. Once the gourd falls, it rolls away like a glass marble.
The gourd that fell to the ground was knocked down, and the seal at the mouth of the gourd became somewhat loose. This gourd is also a specialized magic weapon like other magic weapons. Even if the gourd withstood the pressure of sea water, it did not explode. But something goes wrong if it falls outside.
The seal on the gourd had been weakened by the pressure of the sea water. Later, the monsters bumped against it for so long that the seal could no longer hold up. Later, the monsters were suppressed with the help of other treasures, but now other The treasures were all gone, and it itself was no longer good. It happened to be dropped. What was even worse was that at this time, the passage under the gourd was opened again. The pressure of the sea water was restored instantly.
Many things happened, and the seal of Hulukou was finally about to be unable to withstand it. After the fairy stood firm, he didn't see the gourd fall to the ground, but the other gods saw it, and they all rushed forward to save the gourd regardless of the image.
The one who moves fastest is not the immortal but Erlang’s good friend Xiaotian Dog, even though everyone has become an immortal. But Howling Sky Dog was once a dog after all, and its movements are still a little faster than those of ordinary gods. After picking up the gourd, he immediately used the help of his super nose to find the red orb from the cover of the clouds and placed it at the entrance of the gourd. Then he called the gourd to the Jade Emperor who had rushed to the side.
The Jade Emperor happily took the gourd and was about to praise Xiaotian Dog a few words when the gourd in his hand suddenly shook. Then there was a bang like a cannon. When everyone looked at the gourd again, it was still intact, but the red bead on the top was missing. Everyone was still in a daze when a small water column of a few centimeters high suddenly erupted from the gourd.
I don't know which god suddenly shouted: "No, the seal is about to be broken!"
The Jade Emperor quickly put the gourd on the demon-sealing tray. All the gods' eyes followed the gourd to the tray. Seeing the water column getting smaller and smaller, it finally stopped. All the gods exhaled in unison.
"Phew! What a false alarm!" Erlangshen wiped his sweat beside him.
While everyone was relaxing, the water column suddenly appeared again, and this time it was thicker and higher than last time. It sprayed up to a height of more than one meter. The first reaction of the gods was to find other magic weapons to suppress it. A certain immortal just happened to step on the magic circle and hurriedly took it to put it on. But something went wrong while he was busy. The hoop was not closed and the gourd fell over. The other gods were in a hurry to help the gourd, but there were too many gods and everyone was too anxious to interfere with each other. As a result, the gourd failed to stand up after a long time and the magic sealing plate fell to the ground.
As soon as the magic sealing effect of the plate disappeared, the small water column at the mouth of the gourd instantly turned into a large water column thicker than a human leg. What's worse is that the flow rate increases n times. The gentle little fountain turned into a blast like a high-pressure water cannon. I don’t know if you have ever played water bottle rocket. Fill a large Coke bottle half with water and put a cork in it and put it upside down. Use a large needle-type football pump to 'insert' the cork into the bottle to inflate it. When the air pressure exceeds the limit, the cork will swell out, and then the downward-facing bottle mouth will spray water out at high speed due to the internal air pressure, and then The bottle will fly out like a rocket.
The situation of the gourd at this time is similar. The difference is that this time the pressure of the water on the earth is unimaginable. The gourd that fell to the ground immediately flew forward like a Coke bottle rocket, and the speed was astonishingly fast.
"Oops!" This was said by two people, one of whom was the Jade Emperor who was facing the gourd's mouth. The water spurted from the gourd's mouth hit him right in the face, knocking him backwards and somersaulting twice before he sat down on the ground. The other one who screamed was the Tai Chi Master. This unlucky old immortal happened to be standing opposite the Jade Emperor. The flying gourd hit him in the stomach and knocked him away from the Lingxiao Palace to the edge of the Milky Way. The Pegasus ponies who were grazing suddenly found an old man in their hay trough, and his posture was quite strange. But he was a Pegasus, and it was embarrassing to be scared and run around like an inferior horse in the world. He didn't care at all and continued to eat their grass, and by the way, he 'licked' the old man's face a few times to borrow some fairy energy.
Besides, the inside of Lingxiao Palace has completely turned into a vegetable market. The gourd hit the Antarctic Immortal and then bounced in another direction. First it hit the beam of Lingxiao Hall, and then bounced down and hit a golden pillar. Then he rushed towards the center of the group of gods. Maori Xingguan (the Chicken God in the Twelve Constellations) transformed into a big rooster and flew up, dodging the gourd. After the gourd hit the ground, it got under the table where it was placed at the beginning. The Howling Sky Dog jumped sideways to get out of the way of the gourd. Although one of them is the chicken god and the other is the dog king, they are still confused by the gourd.
After the gourd ran out, it knocked over a candlestick, and turned around and flew sideways. The two generals tried to intercept the gourd, but they were knocked away together. The gods were all frightened, running around and jumping up and down.
Yue Lao was also in the hall. In order not to be knocked down, he stared at the gourd while retreating so that he could dodge in advance when the gourd rushed towards him. But unfortunately, he forgot that there was an observation well behind him. This well is connected to the human world, and gods can see things in the human world from here. Yue Lao was retreating when he suddenly felt himself tripping on something, and then he fell backwards. As a result, he fell into the well and fell in before he could even call for help.
At this time in the human world, a young couple was having an argument. The boy chased the girl: "Xiaohong, I really mean it."
"Humph, no one believes what you say!" The girl turned around and didn't believe him.
The boy excitedly grabbed the girl's hand: "How do you want me to prove it before you believe it?"
"I saw you and that woman having sex with my own eyes. I won't believe what you say, unless Yue Lao appears in front of us now to help us tie the thread of fate, but don't think about it, that won't happen. thing."
"I..." The boy was about to explain when he suddenly made a plop. Something fell in front of two people.
This thing squirmed on the ground and then quickly stood up. It turned out to be an old man with white hair. The first reaction of the two young lovers was: "Why does this old man look so much like the legendary Yue Lao?"
The old man got up from the ground and patted the dust on his body, then looked at the two people awkwardly. He found that the man was about to speak, so he jumped in and said, "Hey! You don't need to say anything. I know that you and this girl are in love, and you are really sincere. I was moved by you, so I came here to give you a special life." Tie a red thread that represents karma. But! Because I came down in a hurry, the landing posture is a bit unsightly, so don’t take it to heart." As he spoke, Yue Lao took out a bundle of red thread at lightning speed and wrapped it around the two people like rice dumplings. He tied it up tightly and then said: "Okay, there will be no problem with your karma. I will go." After saying that, before the two people could say anything, they immediately jumped on a cloud that suddenly appeared and flew into the sky.
The two lovers on the ground stared at each other for a long time before coming back to their senses. The boy timidly said to the girl: "This...that...does it count as me passing?"
The girl blushed and nodded, then compared the messy red lines on her body with her eyes. "I heard that the red thread is tied around the wrist, and it's only a small section! Is ours too much?"
The boy looked at himself and his girlfriend, who were tied up like silkworm cocoons, with grimaces and didn't know how to answer!
Yue Lao couldn't control that much. At this time, he had just arrived at Nantianmen and was about to go in, but before he could go in, he saw the four heavenly kings flying out and falling at his feet. "Damn it! Sun Wukong was not as arrogant as this gourd at that time. I don't believe that I can't subdue you once you break the gourd. See what you do!" After saying that, the four heavenly kings rushed into the Nantianmen together.
After thinking about it for a long time, Yue Lao sat down at the door. "I think it's better not to go in. It's safer here anyway." As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Zhang Guolao, one of the Eight Immortals of the South China Sea, also fly out.
"Why did Mr. Guo come out for some air?"
Zhang Guolao didn't care about his image, so he climbed directly to the door and leaned against the doorpost to catch his breath. "I didn't come out for air! I was knocked out by that thing, and my waist was almost broken!"
The gourds inside the heaven are still running around crazily. With the powerful impact of water pressure, the power of the gourd cannot even be stopped by gods. The immortals were knocked to the ground and staggered. Although the gourd sprayed water and flew up, the gourd was not a missile after all. Its shape is not completely symmetrical, and it does not have the missile's stabilizing wings, so the gourd cannot fly in a straight line. It will turn around even if it does not hit anything in the sky.
The seal was getting weaker and weaker, and the eruption speed of the sea water became more and more terrifying. The strong water pressure continued to accelerate the gourd. The terrifying water column that was originally only as thick as a human leg is now probably thicker than a dinosaur leg. The white water splash behind the gourd is almost the same as the flames ejected by the space shuttle when it launches. Now let alone gourds, even the immortals who were driven by the water would be knocked around, causing all the immortals to constantly use water-avoiding spells and immobilization techniques to prevent themselves from being injured.