Chapter 22 Fight with Me!

"I think so." I replied firmly.

Red Lotus Phoenix thought for a moment, and then asked: "Then can you tell me first that you took something away during our transaction and then passed it on to someone else?"

I shook my head: "The premise of cooperation is mutual benefit. It's my turn to ask the second question." Honglian Phoenix was stunned for a moment, then nodded. I then asked: "After you got something from me, apart from the two of you, did you ever give it to a third person?"

"No." Red Lotus Phoenix answered simply. But Honglian Liuwu next to her held her back. "Sister, Tetsujiro has also seen it."

"He will not……!"

"The person I want to exchange has been found." I said with certainty. "I snatched the things back and sent them directly to heaven without even touching my magic pet in the process. Obviously the things were lost in your hands, and it was stolen by the impossible Jiro you said."

"This is absolutely impossible. You are slandering my best friend." Honglian Phoenix stood up very angry. "I think there is no need for us to talk any more, farewell." After she said that, she immediately grabbed her sister and rushed out, while I chased her out in a panic, but they were too fast and disappeared as soon as they left the hotel. .

The panic on my face immediately disappeared as soon as the two of them disappeared, and I summoned Ye Ying to turn over and ride up. Pat Yeying's neck. "Don't follow too close."

"I'm measured." Yeying began to move slowly outside the city, and I simply put on my helmet, put down my mask, and closed my eyes. The reason for this is that I need to concentrate on receiving the signal from my ghost bug. If those two women had integrity, they would climb a tree. I already knew this, so I didn’t expect them to honestly take me to find things together after finding the answer. The Red Lotus Phoenix pretended to be angry and left just now, but in fact she just wanted to get rid of me. I have already used this trick to death, how could she deceive me with her little trick. certainly. If I had shown my intention to discover them at that time, they would still find a way to escape, and I would have to put in a lot of effort to find them in the end. Instead of doing that, I would rather not let them discover that I had discovered their intention in the first place, which would be counterproductive. Easier to track.

During the previous discussion, I had released a few ghost beetles, and then let them stick to the two of them in ethereal form for me to use as mobile monitors. As long as they don't go to other planets, I can receive accurate information. signal, there is no need to worry about them getting rid of me.

Things really didn't go beyond my expectations. The two women immediately ran to the meeting point outside the city after leaving the tavern, but just as I guessed in advance, the guy named Tetsujiro was no longer there. He's not stupid. The two of us can definitely guess what he took from the two confessions. Is he still staying there waiting to be hacked? This meeting will definitely disappear long ago.

The two women were not too cowardly at all. After searching on the ground, they quickly found the traces left by the other party's movement and chased them all the way. Unfortunately, they ended up chasing us back to the city we came out of before. , which made them a little surprised.

After entering the city, the traces are not easy to find. On the contrary, it makes it easier for me to move. I know that this city is controlled by a guild called the Pegasus Society. Our guild has some business dealings with them, so we can take advantage of it.

I quickly found the person in charge of the other party's guild and briefly discussed the matter. The other party immediately agreed to cooperate with me. With the help of the other party's president, I quickly found out from those NPCs that Tetsujiro had indeed entered the city. Then I traced this clue all the way to the teleportation point. If I follow others to teleport to this place, I can find where they are going, but Tetsujiro has been gone for so long, so tracking is impossible, but I have the support of the other party's president. You can directly check the teleportation records. After excluding those whose time was obviously wrong, there were only three suspicious characters left. I sent three magic pets to the three teleportation points to check the situation. It turned out that the other two were women. 'Players, it's easy to determine the target.

The place where the other party teleported was a small port city. I switched to Silver Moon mode and used my super high charm value and NPC affinity to cooperate with the money offensive. It was very easy to find out the news that the target person had gone to the port.

After I arrived at the dock, I quickly asked the boatman at the dock and the NPC officer on duty. Finally, the exact information was obtained from the other party at the cost of twenty crystal coins. The target person boarded a boat bound for Fulin Island and had been away for more than an hour. I roughly calculated that he had already arrived at the port when Honglian Phoenix and Honglian Liuwu found me. It seems that he was well prepared, that's why he ran so fast. As for the so-called boat going to Fulin Island, who knows if it will really arrive at Fulin Island, or maybe it will be there halfway. Change the route, there are many destinations!

Now that you understand the situation. There is no point in staying here any longer. I teleported directly back to Essinger. Then he ran all the way into the command and control room where the God of War was. "Military God, issue a first-level order."

"Object. Content." The military god's answer was simple.

"All surface vessels that can be mobilized by our association. Let them help me find a ship. The name of the ship is Sea Lion. It is a hybrid transport ship with wooden structure sails and propellers. It has a three-story water structure, no island bridge structure, and a displacement of 1,770 It is about a hundred tons, and the hull is reddish brown. There is also a ship named Turtle sailing with it, or it may not be together. The search range is in this area." I activated the holographic map and searched as fast as the other party could. A circle is drawn within the reach area.

"Okay, the information has been sent. Do you need me to activate the observation system on the Tower of Babel and help find it?"

"That's best."

"Understood." The military god quickly activated the observation system, and then began to search seriously. We saw that the huge full analysis projection of the earth suspended there in front of us was gradually enlarged, and then the target area was selected. The screen is first reduced to the minimum resolution that can search for ship-sized targets, and then the area-by-area investigation is started. Once a suspicious target is found, zoom in to observe it. If it is not right, zoom out and continue to check. Since the God of War is a super intelligence analysis computer, his search speed is far beyond what human observers can match. I could only clearly see the map scrolling like crazy. As for what scene appeared, I couldn't see anything clearly.

The biggest characteristic of the God of War is that he can multi-task. He is looking at a map here, and he is still holding reports from various ships at the same time.

"You are lucky." The God of War suddenly moved the map to a location and zoomed in: "The transport fleet returning from the Indonesian colony just saw the ship you mentioned three minutes ago. I found it based on their coordinates and speed. This." The picture was suddenly enlarged many times, and the content was clear enough to clearly see the expressions on people's faces. I saw that the ship in the picture was sailing calmly on the sea, and luckily I actually saw the guy who was standing behind Honglian Phoenix and the others during the transaction. It seemed that I had found the right target.

"Where is this? Send me there immediately."

"Sorry, given its sailing speed and location, I can't provide you with suitable transportation right now."

"What? Dragonfly Castle is not in Isengard?"

"You asked him to go to France last time, have you forgotten?"

"What about Giant Mosquito Outpost?"

"The giant mosquito outpost is still in Egypt!"

"Why did he go to Egypt?"

"I was transferred here because I needed to collect intelligence."

"Wasp Fortress should be at home, right?"

"We are defending the city in the United States!"

"It flies so fast that no one is there." In fact, with the speed and endurance of the flying bird, it is fully capable of catching up with the target, but there is no reference object when flying on the sea, and we will 100% get lost. Feiniao has not installed a large communication machine, so it is basically impossible to correct the direction!

The God of War suddenly said: "Actually, it is not absolutely impossible, if you are not afraid of danger. There happens to be a speedboat in the guild that is going to do a limit speed experiment. It can send you there."

"It doesn't matter, I won't drown. At worst, I can just summon a bird to fly back. Although the bird cannot find the correct target in the sea, it is not a problem to fly to the nearest continent."

"Then you go to the speedboat dock No. 17 in this city now. Boat number 0373."

"I know." I was about to go out when I suddenly remembered. "By the way, is there a communication device on the ship? The other party must have been moving when I was rushing there. You have to navigate for me in real time!"

"All the equipment is there. There are four torpedoes on that thing. You can blow that ship to the bottom of the sea."

"Thank you." I rushed out of the door like a gust of wind and directly summoned Hong Ling, turned over and rode up, and then let Hong Ling take me to fly over. Tianhu's speed can be said to be quite exaggerated, and he sent me to the port in an instant.

The dock was relatively empty today, and most of the ships were not in the port. I immediately saw boat 0373 leaning in a more conspicuous position, and there were people waving goodbye next to it. It was obvious that the ship was leaving. I quickly asked Hong Ling to speed up. Hong Ling was a Sky Fox after all, so flying was no problem. He jumped onto the ship, but it just didn't feel right. The thing under our feet doesn't look like a ship at all, but more like a large seaplane. If the number hadn't been correct, I would never have thought it was a speedboat. Its entire hull is divided into three parts. The larger one in the middle is the main body, and there are two water-entry parts on both sides. In my opinion, they are two pontoons to maintain balance. What connects them are two wings-like things. You just need to install two pontoons on the wing tips of the American C130 transport aircraft. Then throw it into the water and that's it.

The people on the boat were slightly confused by my sudden appearance, and a member got out of the door under the wing and climbed to the top. Then he shouted to me: "Miss, which department are you from? We are an experimental ship and are not on missions."

"Idiot, I'm Ziri! This is my trumpet account!" I was so anxious before that I forgot to change my account back. Now I still use Yinyue. Although some people in our guild know this trumpet, it is far from being known to everyone.

"President?" The player first looked at the elite member logo on my chest, and then said: "I heard that President, your trumpet is very unusual in length, and I saw it today. It's prettier than my girlfriend!"

"Go, get in, and let me get down." After taking back the red feather, I first switched back to the purple sun form, and then got into the cabin. This thing looks too much like an airplane, and it's a monoplane. Even the door opened under the wings, which made it difficult for me to climb back into the cabin.

The captain ran over immediately when he saw me coming in. "President, why are you here?"

"I happened to have something urgent and I was in a hurry. No other means of transportation were available. I didn't expect that I would just bump into you guys trying out the machine."

"That's such a coincidence. Our ship doesn't have any special features, it's just that it's fast."

"Okay, run quickly and let me see it. Contact the God of War directly to ask him for the target location, and he will guide you."

"Understood."

The trimaran, which looked like an airplane, left the dock at a very normal speed. Then it slowly slid into the external waterway. When we left the inner harbor of Essinger, the speed obviously increased, but it was not too fast. Many ships in the guild had this speed. When I was about to ask, the sound of mechanical operation suddenly came from the rear of the hull. Then two covers were suddenly opened on both sides of the main body of the ship, and two huge turbofan thrusters protruded from the inside of the hull. I was shocked when I saw that thing. No wonder the military god asked me if I was afraid of falling into the water! We have experimented with this thing in Steel City before, and the thrust was terrifying. In the end, even the fixed steel cable was broken. With two such big machines installed on such a small ship, I'm afraid the speed can't be slowed down. Besides, this ship also has wings. If it is really designed according to the wings of an airplane, it might actually be able to fly.

As soon as I saw that thing sticking out, I knew I had to speed up, so I quickly pulled up the seat belt to secure myself. Everyone else also found a seat and sat down. No one could stand when this kind of thing started. The captain checked that everyone was ready before pulling down a control switch, then grabbing a newly raised switch and pushing it forward a little, and some sharp airflow sounds began to sound behind the ship. I could hear the sound of a large air turbine sucking air. Being able to hear this sound means that the propulsion port at the back has not been released yet. Once the gate is opened, the hull will definitely surge out immediately.

As the captain continued to push the handle forward, the roar behind us began to get louder and louder, and the ship's hull also shook violently. The member sitting next to me took a form and made a mark in the stability and sex column. This thing is indeed unstable. I have seen it once before, but I didn't expect that the problem would still be the same this time.

The captain suddenly turned around and shouted: "Be careful. I'm going to loosen the restrictor plate."

"I got it." Everyone quickly found the most comfortable position to sit in, with their heads and bodies pressed against the backrest and not daring to move at all.

After the captain saw that we were indeed ready, he pushed the control lever to the end, then raised his foot and released the pedal. The hull suddenly vibrated violently, and then I felt as if there was something A pair of invisible big hands pressed me onto the backrest. Although the force was not very strong, it felt really comfortable.

We couldn't see how fast the boat was from inside the boat. People on the nearby boats only saw two columns of water suddenly rising behind our boat. Then our ship was already far away on the horizon. This powerful acceleration lasted for a full two minutes before it ended completely. Once the speed stabilized, the pressure naturally disappeared, but everyone seemed very excited. After all, the feeling of pushing my back just now was really exciting.

The member sitting next to me quickly took off his seat belt, took the form and ran to the driver's seat to watch the data being filled in. I walked over and looked at the instrument, but I was surprised to find that the number displayed on the speedometer was as high as More than a thousand, which means our speed is close to the speed of sound. The sound can travel more than 1,200 kilometers per hour, and our speed is no more than 1,000. Such a terrifying speed is really scary.

"Is this still a boat?"

The recorder said while writing: "Strictly speaking, this should be called a ground effect aircraft. Although it can only be two or three meters above the water, its speed is not much slower than that of ordinary aircraft. More importantly, the load capacity of this thing is much larger than that of an aircraft. , and it doesn’t cost much energy.”

"It looks good. What's the maximum speed you measured just now?"

"One thousand and eighteen kilometers, almost breaking the speed of sound."

I patted the bulkhead: "Just based on this shell?"

"What's wrong?" The captain and the others looked at me in confusion.

I knocked on the outer shell and heard the sound of hollow plywood. "Did you hear that? Hollow steel plate. This is our guild's patented technology, which ensures rigidity and flexibility while minimizing the weight of the material."

"Isn't that a good thing?"

"But when the sound barrier is broken, a sonic boom will occur. The inside of the hollow steel plate is filled with high-pressure nitrogen. When there is a sonic boom, the inside of the steel plate will be like a resonance cavity. The steel plate will be repeatedly vibrated back and forth by shock waves of a certain frequency. Three or two times is No problem. It will definitely break after dozens of times."

"Isn't it?" The recorder was so surprised that he didn't know what to say.

"You are just testers. I have gone to see the metal fatigue experiment in Steel City. This thing can only be used to build small boats such as speedboats and some less important parts. Good ships don't need other parts. This ship uses this, Maybe it’s the designer’s purpose to reduce weight!”

"The president knows so much." The girl operating the navigation device said with admiration.

"Okay, let's see how far we are from our target. How long will it take to catch up?"

The girl immediately turned around and started measuring on the drawing board with a compass and a T-shaped ruler. She quickly turned to me and said, "At the current speed, it will take about twenty more minutes to make contact."

"President." The girl on the other side of the seat said to me: "The God of War informed that an RB-registered fleet was discovered in front of the target ship."

"As expected, it's them!" I thought for a moment and said to the girl, "Ask the God of War about the number and composition of the opponent's warships."

After relaying the message, the girl quickly replied: "The rb fleet only has three ships. All of them are fast destroyers. Their tonnage is not very large, but their speed is very fast."

"May I ask if there are any battleships around us that can help?"

The girl lowered her head and worked for a while, then suddenly turned back to me excitedly and said: "The Eternity is not far in front of the RB fleet, and it may be faster than us."

"Order the Eternal to move closer to the opponent quickly, but not to fire easily. It's best to 'force' those RB warships to stop."

"clear."

Haha, this time it has nothing to do with me, I can only say that little rb is very unlucky. Their transfer location was actually on the Eternal's transfer route. The Eternity went to Germany some time ago to help Ashford beat up the main fleet of the French guild. With its abnormal firepower configuration, it knocked out the opponent's three largest battleships outside the opponent's firing range. It's like knocking out the opponent's teeth before the war officially begins. Last night, the Eternity completed its cooperation mission and began to return to Essinger. This morning, it carried out a supply operation in Malacca. When it arrived here, it happened to meet the Japanese people changing ships here. Although the Eternal only has one ship. But any one of its five main turrets can sink a cruiser with a single salvo, and a destroyer with a smaller tonnage may not be able to withstand a single shot.

After waiting on the ship for about fourteen or five minutes, I suddenly heard the correspondent girl say: "President, we have entered the direct communication range of the Eternal. From now on, there is no need to go through Essinger's main transmitting station. Transferred."

"Ask about the current situation of the Eternal immediately." The girl simply handed the phone to me. I took it and said into the phone: "Eternal, this is Ziri, reporting the situation."

"Hello, President, this is the communication tower of the Eternal. Our ship entered the 'firing' range five minutes ago and is currently relying on the mirage system to continue to approach."

Although the Eternity has the powerful firepower to independently suppress a coastal fortress, it is a super battleship after all and cannot outrun a fast destroyer. Therefore, approaching quietly is the best way. As long as it's close enough. The Eternal can guarantee to hit one or two shots before the enemy runs out of shooting range. The ship hit by the Eternal usually does not disintegrate directly, but will raise its bow or stern to the sky. It is rare for two hits to be hit. There are situations where the main gun shells can still travel everywhere.

"Well done, but be careful not to get too close. Many Japanese boats will carry out 'suicide' attacks. It's not worthwhile to sacrifice the pride of our guild for three small boats!"

"President, you don't know yet?" the correspondent over there said: "The Eternal has just installed three mine protection armor belts, and the side armor and top deck have also been strengthened. Even if the small rb destroyer is fully loaded, If the explosives hit us, they will only blacken our deck."

"That's good. But always be careful."

"Yes. Oh wait, we've been discovered." The voice over there started to become a little more chaotic. "The other party has discovered our trajectory. The Eternal is too big, but it's hard to hide in the waves!"

"Immediately shout to the other party to stop the ship for inspection."

"No, the other party has already opened fire."

"Damn it. Are those little devils getting their heads kicked in the ass? Are three destroyers going to attack a super battleship like the Eternal?"

"President, I guarantee that they were definitely not kicked by donkeys, because the people who were kicked by donkeys were not as crazy as they are. These guys were most likely kicked by elephants. Just now they actually sent two destroyers to charge at us. Come here. The captain asked me to ask you how to deal with it?"

"Sink the two ships that come over. Don't let the other ships escape."

As soon as I finished speaking, I heard the captain here shout: "I saw the Eternal."

I quickly looked out the window and saw the majestic figure of the Eternal in the distance where the sky and water meet. Because our ship was very fast, we were almost instantly close to the point where we could clearly see the warships on both sides. There are currently seven ships on the sea, two of which are my ship and the Eternal. Three of the other five ships are Japanese destroyers, and the other two are the two wooden ships with Chinese flags. It is not clear for the time being whether they were hijacked without knowing it or whether they were the internal agents of the Japanese people.

The current situation is that the two RB destroyers are rushing towards the Eternal at a very fast speed, and the Eternal has already crossed over, and all the artillery fire on this side has entered a combat state. Although the RB destroyer on the opposite side continued to fire and attack, the shells hitting the Eternity were like a child throwing stones at a tank, with no reaction at all.

After getting my order, the Eternal has already turned the No. 3 main battery turret, and the black muzzle locked on the middle section of the destroyer. We only saw the muzzle of the No. 1 gun barrel on the No. 3 turret flash. The destroyer on the opposite side suddenly exploded into a huge fireball, and the entire ship sank completely to the bottom of the sea in almost a minute. The shell almost blew up the entire ship. In addition, the forward destroyer was not taken care of by the main gun. It was only sent two shells by two small secondary turrets, and then sank to the bottom of the sea at a slightly slower speed than its companions.

Small boats like destroyers, whose main job is to bully fishing boats and cause trouble on the battlefield, are simply no match for the artillery battle Overlord battleship. The strength of the two sides is really very different. In reality, it would be possible to even out the gap between the two by relying on weapons like missiles, but the only missile in the game is our guild's divine arrow system, which limits the number of launches. Therefore, it is absolutely impossible for a destroyer to defeat a battleship. At least it is hopeless when both sides are prepared.

The two forward destroyers were bombarded like two piles of rotten wood, but the remaining destroyer did something very special. It first fired its cannons and smashed the two wooden boats parked next to it into rubble, and then actually began to sink itself. Now I began to really believe what the correspondent said. These little bastards were indeed kicked by elephants, and the kicks were not light.

When the destroyer was about to sink completely, a huge sound suddenly appeared on the sea. "Hahahaha...Chinese pigs, you killed two of our ships, and we also killed two of your country's ships. We are just a draw. Hahahaha..."

"A boatload of lunatics!" said the note-taker next to me.

I shook my head. "Do you really think that the R&B people are idiots? They are just trying to spread suspicion." I picked up the microphone and said to the Eternal, "Have you found any results on your hydrophones?"

"Captured the propulsion sound in the water, number three, bearing 031, accelerating away."

I proudly turned back to the others and said, "How was it?"

"The president is indeed the president, but he has more experience than us!" The captain said: "By the way, they are running underwater, so it will be difficult for us to chase them. This ship cannot dive!"

"I don't need you anymore. I'll go to the Eternal, and you can go back to Isengard first."

"Well."

After notifying the Eternal, I flew directly to the Eternal. The flying speedboat that brought me here returned to Essinger by itself. The Eternal is a large battleship with a relatively large space, so it has all the equipment. Using hydrophones, we easily captured the sound of Little RB's mini-submarine, and the battleship immediately turned to follow.

Submarines have always been unable to outrun surface ships, not to mention that the RB's mini-submarine is not fully functional and its speed is even slower. Our Eternal ran at full speed first, then turned off the engine and slid next to them by inertia. Cargo pallets were attached to the two cranes used for loading and unloading supplies, and then we became fishermen. As soon as I went down, I fished out an RB submarine.

This small submarine is only more than seven meters long, has no weapons at all, and seems to be powered by manpower. It seems that the other party really took great pains to smuggle that piece of stuff out!

Seeing the small submarine being hoisted to the rear deck, our senior soldiers immediately went up and surrounded it. I put down the armor mask, and then asked someone to add a few defensive spells to myself, and then walked to the submarine. He reached out and knocked on the hull of the boat. "People inside, listen, you are surrounded. Climb out of the turtle shell immediately. Otherwise, I will boil you with the shell."

"If you have the ability, come in. We, the Yamato people, will not give in."

"Are you really determined? Then I won't stop you from being martyrs." I took a few steps back and then waved. Four navy-type heavy-armored golems came up with barbed harpoons, and then 'inserted' the harpoons from four directions at the same time. The four demons grabbed the fork handles and pulled hard. With a bang, the shell of the submarine was pulled open directly. The five soldiers inside fell to the ground without any precautions, including my target person.

"I'm so sorry. It's all because your tortoise shells are so weak. They fall apart when touched." I walked towards them proudly.

Seeing me approaching, a Japanese warrior quickly jumped up from the ground, and then struck me with a knife. I carried my hands and shoulders and swung past his body to his back, then bumped into his shoulder with my shoulder, and gave him another blow based on the force of his forward thrust. As a result, this guy was pushed by his own strength and my strength and threw himself into the arms of the demon in front. Then the demon hugged him and stopped moving. When the golem doesn't move, it's like an iron knot. No matter how much the guy screams and struggles, he just can't get himself out.

The remaining four people saw that I didn't even use my hands and restrained their companions with one move. They all seem a little sluggish, but rb people never lack enthusiasm. The other three warriors suddenly jumped up and rushed towards me.

I raised my leg and kicked the guy at the front backwards, then used both hands to pinch the necks of the other two guys. They also wanted to raise their legs to kick me, so I simply tested which of them had a harder head. The results showed that the hardness was almost the same, and both guys fainted together.

The guy who was kicked away struggled to get up again, and then planned to rush towards me again. I ignored him at all and turned towards the target person who was squatting on the ground. At the same time, he casually raised his left hand and fired a flying knife. The guy who rushed over fell to the deck with a thud. I explained without looking back: "Tear off all the equipment and throw the rest into the sea to feed the fish."

The people at the back began to deal with the bodies and submarine wreckage, while I walked over and picked up the last target person by his collar. "You've already come to this point, you don't want me to do anything hard, right? You should know that such important mission items cannot be taken offline, so there is no point in escaping offline."

The guy looked at me blankly for a long time, and finally nodded helplessly. "Give me a room and I'll strip it for you."

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

"You also know that thing can transform. So I turned it into underwear and wore it inside. I originally thought that this way I could bring it back to the rb intersection without anyone noticing, but who knew that such a careful plan would let you Got it. Got it. I'll admit defeat if I run into you!"

"What...? Did you turn those things into underwear?" My face turned dark green almost instantly, and I really didn't know what to say. I decided to issue a gag order to everyone on the ship, otherwise my precious image would be completely revealed here. Think about it, what's going on? This time I grabbed milk bottles and panties for the sake of heaven. If they don't give me something good, I won't be done with them!

The wretched man was taken into the rest cabin, and then took off the pair of underwear that was very important to the Jade Emperor. Of course, I would not touch this kind of thing, so I ordered him to wrap the underwear three times inside and three outside with the sheets in the lounge, and finally left a button on it. I used a bamboo pole with a hook on the front to hook the buckle to hoist the bag, and then put the bamboo pole on my shoulders like a homeless person.

When I couldn't wait to take the boat back, I asked the birds to take me back to the mainland. Although the specific location cannot be determined, the general direction can still be grasped. As soon as I enter the sky above the land, I can use the teleportation ring to go to heaven. At the speed of the flying bird, it only took me more than ten minutes to reach the land, which was faster than when I came here. After all, the flying bird is supersonic, and the ground-effect aircraft that is still in the experimental period cannot compare.

The Jade Emperor had been looking forward to my arrival for a long time, and the guards at Nantianmen were notified. When they saw me, they took me directly to Yaochi to receive me without notifying them. After driving away the irrelevant personnel, the Jade Emperor immediately asked impatiently: "Is that the bamboo pole on your back?"

"No, it's not the bamboo pole. That thing is in the package." I turned the bamboo pole down, then picked up the package and sent it to the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor was very surprised by my behavior. "Why are you so careful? Could it be that the things in here are poisonous?"

"That's not necessarily true, but it's close."

The Jade Emperor smiled and said: "A little poison can't hurt me." After saying that, he took the package generously and opened it quickly. However, because I was extremely disgusted with that thing, I asked the guy to wrap it in many layers. The Jade Emperor opened one layer and found another layer. He removed more than ten layers in a row before finally seeing the square piece of cloth in the middle. "Haha, it is indeed genuine. My baby is finally back!" The Jade Emperor was so happy that he kept rubbing the thing on his face. I almost vomited my breakfast into the Yao Pond! But seeing the Jade Emperor's current behavior, for the sake of my own safety, I decided to ignore the fact that the thing was ripped off a person. If the Jade Emperor asks, I will tell him that he is a pervert who likes underwear, so he turned the baby into this. I must not tell him that the thing was worn by a wretched man, otherwise I will die!