Chapter 46 Old Acquaintance

It seems like it would be an easy task to teach Ditans how to pick up girls, but since we are the boss of the guild, there is no need to do everything ourselves. Open the guild communication crystal and contact the War God. "Hey, Mr. Staff Officer, please help me find out who is the best at handling female matters in this bank."

"You mean you want to find the person who is the best at picking up girls, right? You don't have to say it so politely, I can understand."

"Yes, yes, please check it for me."

"The person in our association who is best at handling female sexual issues is called the best in the world, and his profession is the Dark Knight. This guy currently has fourteen lovers, and has chased one hundred and seventy girls in the six months since he joined the association. The success rate is More than 90%, and after the breakup, the girl was still reluctant to leave him, without any jealousy or complaint. Based on this, I judged that he was a master in this area. I just checked the national population management system, and the result I found out that this kid is actually a student in the psychology department of the medical school.”

"Studying psychology? No wonder!" I nodded. "Where is he now?"

"In South America."

"Why did he go there?"

"It's not the tourist route development you did in South America. It's now in the expansion stage. People like him are suitable for this."

"Okay, I need his help now. When is the soonest you can get him in front of me?"

"Where are you?"

"European Temple of Darkness."

"That's right in Germany. If you're not in a hurry, use the teleportation array to move around station by station, and we'll be there in nineteen minutes and forty seconds."

"Okay, let him come over now."

The God of War's calculations were very accurate, and the number one in the world entered the Dark Temple exactly at the time the God of War said. The divine attendant who had been notified a long time ago ushered him into the temple. As a result, when he opened the door, we just saw the dark witch leading the way running away with a shy face. This guy is so awesome. It only took a few seconds to get here from the gate. Walking! You can soak one of these. I really can’t accept it!

"President, why did you summon me so urgently?"

I first took a look at this No. 1 person in the world. I have to say that his appearance is indeed very lethal, with a high nose and big eyes, and a bit of evil in his handsomeness. Usually, this kind of man is very lethal to women. Most men in the world attach great importance to a woman's appearance, and women view men the same way. Handsome appearance alone has won the favor of women, and coupled with an evil temperament, it can stimulate women's curiosity and maternal nature. Women will be attracted to him unconsciously, which is an innate advantage. Of course, this alone is far from enough to attract women. This kind of advantage in appearance can only increase the advantage, but it is not the decisive factor. The key is to look at the way people deal with things. This is the key. But since this guy majored in psychology, he was naturally not far behind in this area.

After examining this guy, I stretched out my hand to Ditans. "This is Lord Ditans, the main god of the European Dark Temple."

"I have met Lord God." The number one in the world immediately acted like a knight. He knew that such a boss-level NPC could not be offended.

I immediately said to him: "No. 1 in the world, I heard that you have some skills in dealing with women's issues, right?"

"Huh?..." Number One Under Heaven was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect me to ask this. He smiled awkwardly. "This... is barely okay! Does this have anything to do with calling me here?"

"Of course." I immediately pointed to Ditans. "Lord Ditans fell in love with the European God of Love, but the God of Love responded coldly to Lord Ditans' pursuit, so I need your help to guide Lord Ditans on how to launch this pursuit offensive."

"Oh. So that's it!" Number One in the World immediately circled around Ditans, then nodded and said, "Don't worry, President and Mr. Ditans, this shouldn't be difficult. Mr. Ditans's appearance is fine. It's very good, so there are no flaws in this aspect. All that is needed is some adjustments in the technique. I believe that since Master Ditans can become the main god of a party, his intelligence should be high and he will learn quickly."

"That's good." Seeing Ditans' elated look after being told that, I immediately patted the number one in the world on the shoulder: "Then I'll leave this place to you. After I leave, you will be responsible for guiding Ditans here. Sir, how do you pursue the God of Love?" At this point, I took the opportunity to whisper in the ear of the best man in the world: "During this period, you can extort more benefits from him, and whatever you can get is yours. Don't be soft, this guy is very fat, it doesn't matter if he kills him a few more times."

Number One in the World immediately looked at me in surprise, and I gave him a meaningful look. Then he turned to Ditans and said: "I have transferred the most outstanding people in this field to you. You can't just say nothing, can you?"

"What are you trying to extort from me? Don't be too pushy. Every time you, bastard, come over, my land will sink three feet. Locusts are not as lethal as you when they cross the border!"

"I'm not asking you for something, but working with you to fight a war."

"Who recruited you again?"

"Freedom Alliance."

"American?"

"They are just one of them. This time it might turn into a world war! But you are the Lord God of Darkness. You know this kind of thing better than me. When the battlefield is littered with corpses, it is the day when you and I are full of gold."

"May the whole world go to hell." Ditans stretched out a hand. I immediately held hands with him.

"As long as you Dark Temple can stand firmly on my side. I guarantee that your hell will have enough souls for you to lead."

“A pleasure to work with.”

Number One in the World shuddered beside him. "Now I finally understand why you are all the boss of the party, but I can only be the younger brother!"

Ditans and I looked at him and smiled: "Because you don't have the ruthlessness to take human life seriously."

"I'll just keep being my playboy."

I looked at Ditans again. Then he said: "I will send someone to discuss the specific content of the battle with you. Now we have decided it for the time being. I still have something to do, so I will take a step first. If you need anything, just tell the number one in the world and he will help you. .”

"Come on, get out of here! My flesh hurts when I see you. You vampire!"

I was coaxed and thrown out of the Dark Temple by Ditans, but I still got a promise from him to support my battle and a lot of benefits, and I also got a magic pet egg. Why? He said that I made a lot of money this time.

After leaving the temple, I had to run to several places continuously. I looked through the task list given by the God of War. It seemed that I had to go to Egypt to negotiate with the Temple of Light in Europe. This bastard God of War simply wanted to exhaust me to death! Fortunately, there was a negotiation team in our bank who helped me with a lot of tasks, otherwise I would have fainted from exhaustion if I had to do it all by myself.

Compared with the Temple of Light in Europe, the Temple of Light in France is of course closer. But considering that the current situation in the Temple of Light is too chaotic, I decided to go to Egypt first. Nowadays, our guild still has little influence in Egypt, so it is quite troublesome to get there. Fortunately, the Iron Crusaders have an enclave next to Egypt. I borrowed the Iron Crusaders' teleportation array to teleport there first, and then rode a flying bird to cross. The national border enters Egypt.

It was already late at night when I arrived in Egypt, but this time I was looking for NPCs, not players. It doesn’t matter if the time is up, the problem is that I suddenly remembered that I don’t seem to know where the gods of Egypt live! To be honest, there are many temples in Egypt, but they are not the residence of gods. They are just places where people worship gods and have nothing to do with gods themselves. After much deliberation, there should be only one God that I can find directly. That's He Lusi.

Horus is the god of the city in Egyptian mythology, and the Egyptians believe that the Pharaoh is the incarnation of Horus in the human world, so this Horus is a bit similar to the Chinese emperor star, which is directly in charge of the earth. god. Since you need to take charge of the human world. Then you can't always stay in other places, so even if it's hard to find other gods, He Lusi is still alive in the world.

I was just about to find someone to ask where I could see the Pharaoh, when the Ring of Love suddenly rang. "Husband, I picked up the three of them."

"Then take them to Essinger to familiarize themselves with the environment. I'll be there when I'm done."

"OK."

After cutting off the contact, I teleported to Cairo first. It was much deserted here than the last time I came here. It's scary to think of the horrific crowds I encountered the last time I went to Egypt, even though there are a lot of people now. But at least it doesn't affect normal walking.

After leaving the Teleportation Hall, I directly found the guard outside the gate. "Hi! Remember me?"

"Are you the person who rode the golem on the last God's Choice Day?" The guard obviously still remembers me.

"You have a good memory! Let me ask you something."

"What's up?"

"Excuse me, what should I do if I want to see the Pharaoh?"

"Not everyone can see Pharaoh. Do you have anything important to do with Pharaoh?"

"I actually have something to do with Anubis, but I don't know how to contact him, so I would like to ask the Pharaoh if there is any way to contact him." In fact, the city of commandments in our guild has a city connected to the Great Temple of Egypt. It is a magic communication item, but that thing is an alarm line set up to prevent someone from robbing the Ring of Commandments. It only has the alarm function but cannot make calls. As soon as I touch that thing, all the Egyptian gods will rush to the City of Commandments with them. It's a bit like a fire alarm button. You wouldn't call the fire alarm just to see someone from the fire squadron, right? Therefore, although that thing can contact the Egyptian earth god, I cannot use it.

When the guard heard that he was looking for Anubis, he immediately looked me up and down in surprise. Then one of the guards said: "If you want to see the Mummy God, you don't need to find the Pharaoh. We also know how to help you contact him."

"Oh, really? Then please help me."

"Follow me." The guard who spoke took me all the way through the city streets to a very inconspicuous building.

"What is this place?"

"Slaughterhouse."

"What?"

"Slaughterhouse." The guard repeated. "A large number of creatures die here every day. Therefore, the Mummy God will send special servants to watch here. If you have a way to find a psychic, you can see the servant of God. As long as you ask the servant of God to help, you will definitely find the mummy. Lord God."

"Then don't bother, I know how to channel spirits myself."

"Then go in by yourself, I'll leave first." The guard turned and left, and I walked into the slaughterhouse.

This place slaughters a large number of creatures every day to meet the needs of the entire city. In "Zero", the life of free NPCs in the city is completely simulated according to reality, so the free NPCs and the food consumed by the players are not refreshed directly, but animals or plants are generated first. Then they are processed separately. To say that it is different from the real world, at most it is that the program is simplified.

I walked into this building alone, and when I opened the door, the smell of blood almost blew me out. "Wow...it tastes great!"

"If thousands of animals bleed at your house every day, the smell won't be any better than here." A butcher covered in blood stood in front of me with a machete and asked me, shaking the machete: "Then where are you?" What are you here for?"

"I come to see the servants of Anubis."

"Servant of the Mummy God? We don't have any divine servants here. If you want to worship a god, there is a statue of Hades in the backyard."

"Can you let me take a look?" As soon as I finished speaking, the guy opposite opened his mouth to refuse, but his expression quickly reversed because I was holding a small piece of gold in my hand. "I believe you are a good and hospitable man."

"That's right. Who doesn't know that Gufstad is the most hospitable person in this area. You can look at it if you want." He took the gold almost like a robbery. Although these free NPCs have no fighting ability, killing them for no reason will attract the city defense team, so it is best to avoid causing trouble.

For the sake of gold, the butcher politely sent me to the backyard, and then went back to work. There's nothing valuable here anyway, so it's not worth looking at me from the side. In fact, as soon as he brought me in, I was startled by the sight in front of me. There was a stone statue of Osiris, the god of the underworld, standing in the middle of the small square-like courtyard, and six tables were placed under the stone statue. Behind each table sat a monster with the head of a wolf and the body of a wolf. I know this monster very well. Anubis's Death Army is full of them. There are few people in Egypt who don't know this creature with a jackal head, because Anubis himself also has this shape. However, unlike Anubis's Death Army, although these guys are scary-looking, they are holding a quill pen and recording something quickly. He looks exactly like a civilian.

Compared to the monsters sitting behind these six tables, the scene in front of the tables was even more shocking. The whole yard was crowded with all kinds of animals, or animal souls. These poor little things either have no heads or have been disemboweled. Anyway, they look very scary. But at this time, they were all lined up in an orderly manner, walking to the table one by one and saying something.

I walked to the front of the queue out of curiosity. Anyway, these souls themselves didn’t take up space, so even if I overlapped with them, it wouldn’t be a big problem. Because my dark attributes include psychic abilities, I can clearly see what these little things and those monsters are doing.

The target I'm focusing on right now is a sheep. Its head seems to be hanging unsteadily on its neck, as if it's about to fall off, and there's also a long length of internal organs dragging under its belly. At this point it happened to be next to the first table. Then the monster behind the table took out a card and asked without looking up: "Name, race, cause of death."

"Baaa, the race is goat, the cause of death is slaughter."

"Next one." The monster on the first table recorded these and put the card in his hand into a long wooden slot on the table next to him. This wooden trough is a bit like the box used to deal poker cards in a jam, except that it is simpler. The monster sitting behind the first table puts a card into the box from one end, and the monster at this table draws a card from the other end. You can see that there are a lot of cards lined up in this box, and there are obviously many animals waiting. The goat just saw the card being sent to the second table and immediately ran to the back of the queue in front of this table to queue up.

At this time the monster on the second table is asking a cow. "Do you have any grievances?"

"Yes, I was killed by a butcher. I worked for my master. But now I am old. But my master sold me to the butcher. The butcher killed me and sold my meat to others. I was really unjust. .”

"You have been a cow all your life. Of course, apart from working, you were killed and eaten for meat. What an injustice. Go to the next table and line up." The card was stuffed on the third table.

The person on the third table who was doing the formalities at this time was also a cow. The monster took a piece of crystal and pressed it on the cow's head, then took it back and looked at it. "The kindness index is seventy-four and the malice index is three. Okay, go to the next table and line up."

The cards were passed all the way to the last table, where the monster took the cards, checked them, stamped them with a piece of crystal like a stamp, and handed them to the animal in front. "Take this." As soon as the animal took the card, it disappeared together with the card.

After all, I also carry the title of King of Hell, the 11th Yama Palace in China. If I don’t understand what I am doing, I will be an idiot. They are obviously classifying the souls of the deceased. The Palace of Hell in China uses a similar office method, but their service is much better than ours. The souls of dead creatures on our side walked to Fengdu City by themselves, and then the Yin-Yang Road in Fengdu City diverted the souls of the deceased to different Yama Halls according to the busy conditions of each hall. However, the staff from Egypt actually came to the door. service, a registration point was opened directly in the backyard of the slaughterhouse. I have to admire Anubis, he is so dedicated!

"Hey, do you guys know me?"

The six monsters who were working with their heads down suddenly looked up at me, and then one of them suddenly recognized me. "Are you...the Chosen One?"

"Fortunately, someone knows me." I nodded and said, "That's me. Can you help me contact Anubis?"

"Lord Anubis is not here right now."

"I know he's not here. I mean contact him. I want to see him."

The monster said: "What I mean is that your Excellency is not in Egypt now."

"What? He's not in Egypt? Where is he?"

"We don't know that."

"Then who is in charge here now?"

"Of course Lord Osiris. Lord Anubis is just Lord Osiris' spokesperson. Since Lord Anubis has something to do, Lord Osiris must of course manage it himself."

"Then inform me about Osiris."

"We still have work to do, so we can't go fast." The monster took a blank card from the first table and gave it to me, then stamped it. "You can teleport directly with this. When you get there, you can ask other servants of God for help."

"That's okay." I took the card and saw that the picture in front of me dimmed and the surrounding situation had completely changed.

The bright sky had disappeared, replaced by a dark zenith. There was desolate land everywhere in the night-like darkness. Although a large number of plants could be seen everywhere, they were basically all dead. Several huge undead teams moved slowly into the distance like rivers, and right at the end of the team stood a tall and majestic temple.

"I didn't expect Osiris's residence..."

Before I finished speaking, I was pulled into the thorns beside me by a dark shadow. Fortunately, I was wearing full-body armor. If the mage's cloth robe had not been made, it might have been hung up like a beggar's costume. I was about to struggle when a strange yet slightly familiar voice suddenly sounded from behind me.

"Don't move, it's me."

I looked back and didn't recognize it at first sight, but after waiting for a few seconds, I suddenly remembered. "It's you!"