Chapter 41 Poor Ashford
"Oh, everyone has arrived quite well." The information displayed in my hand clearly shows that the scale of this plan is unprecedented, and this time it is actually a large-scale cross-regional cooperation, and the participants are actually from There are more than 3,000 medium and large guilds in more than 20 countries.
"Look at page 47." Rose reminded.
I quickly turned to page 47, and then I saw the title, and I was immediately attracted to it. After reading two pages carefully, Military God asked: "How do you feel?"
I didn't answer the military god's question, but asked instead: "What do you think the chances of success are?"
"Seventy percent."
"Haha! How come I remember someone recently said that computers don't believe in probabilities?"
"That's an ordinary computer. I'm a supercomputer, so I believe it." The God of War acted shamelessly without a blushing face (actually he didn't have a heart either). "The probability of 70% is more than half. I am a battlefield decision-making system. In war, I cannot guarantee that everything will be done 100%, so my creed is to try to ensure that everything is 100% in line with our interests. In fact, there is no guarantee that it will be absolutely In the case of benefits, as long as the success rate exceeds 60%, it will have implementation value.”
"Sure enough, it is a supercomputer, and it can be argued in one way or another. But I have to admit that what you said is very reasonable. The benefits are often directly proportional to the risks. As long as each small battle in a war has more than 60% The success rate is high, so as long as you are not a bad luck star, you will definitely win the final victory, not to mention the current success rate is 70% instead of 60%."
As if to reassure me, the God of War added: "The 70% success rate is calculated by me based on the general results. If we include some of the special methods of our guild, the success rate should be more than 80%. In addition, our success rate should be more than 80%. This incident cannot be considered absolutely settled until the official start of the war. During the development of the entire incident, I will continue to calculate the success rate based on what has happened. Once the success rate of the incident drops below 60%, I will immediately notify you to terminate the plan. "
"Then I feel relieved. Okay. First tell me what I should do? Let me make more preparations before the war and try to increase our success rate."
"I will naturally not forget your work. Turn the information to the end and read the items in the appendix yourself. That is all your work. The 70% success rate I estimated before is based on you completing three of them. It is estimated that as long as you complete one more task, you can increase the overall success rate by 3%."
"Understood, I'll do it right away." As I turned around and left the War God's information center, I started flipping through the tasks specifically set for me in the appendix. There were seven tasks in total. The quantity is not too much. The first task requires lobbying Ashford and Feng Yinpiaomiao to join our joint strike operation. I'm not worried about Feng Yin Piaomiao. Anyway, Hong Yue is here. If it doesn't work, I'll let Hong Yue go to Feng Yin Piaomiao to act like a baby. Does he really dare to refuse his sister's request? Ashford is a little more troublesome, but overall it's not too difficult. The cooperation between us has always been very pleasant, and Ashford himself is also a shrewd guy. As long as there is something to gain, even if you drive him away, he will come back like a fly.
With this mission in mind, I first ran to the Hot Blood Alliance, and quickly received a positive reply from Feng Yin Piaomiao. After notifying Hongyue to discuss the specific details with her brother, I first ran to Germany to meet Ashford. Who knew that this guy was not in the guild.
"What? Where did you say Ashford went?"
"The jungle of thorns." The young girl from the German guild who received me said with a suppressed smile.
"The Jungle of Thorns? Why did he go to that place?"
"Why else? Testosterone is over the standard!" Messet, the Iron Crusaders' third-in-command, walked in from behind, speaking in a sour tone, and sounded like a standard harem woman. In fact, those of us who are familiar with Messet like Ashford know that she is just a tomboy, and Ashford also considered her at the beginning. But eventually gave up. Maybe this is called not having enough fate!
"Which girl does he like again?"
"Hmph, I don't care who he chases!"
Messet said that Ashford's male sex hormones exceeded the standard. It was clear that Ashford was chasing his sister again, but chasing her to the point where he had to run through the jungle of thorns was a bit too much! The thorn bush is the holy land of courtship in Germany. But not everyone can enter that place. Only couples can enter. Even if a single player has trained all the skills and character levels to the full level and finds an artifact, he can't even enter. There is an altar to the God of Love deep in the thorn jungle, and there is a life-size statue of the God of Love in it. The hands of the God of Love are in a posture to help others put on rings. As long as the lovers in love extend their fingers to the hands of the God of Love at the same time, a pair of love rings will automatically appear on their fingers. This is how I got the love ring with Rose, but our courting spot in China is called the Red Thread Forest instead of the Thorn Jungle, and the person who helped us wear the ring was not the God of Love but a big stone called Sanshengshi. As long as two people sit on it together, a ring will appear. Of course, the ring is not so easy to get. If you want to reach the courtship points in various countries, you have to go through some difficult tests, but the content of the test has nothing to do with combat power. Even if you are a newcomer at level 20, if you want to get the ring, you will have to face the same level of difficulty as a level 1,000 super master. the same. As long as both lovers can support each other during this process, they can complete the process with their eyes closed. Also, when you finally get the ring, the system will test the true love of both parties. This is a very annoying setup. At this time, the system will read the deep consciousness of both parties to determine whether they truly love each other. If so, it will give different levels of rings according to the degree of love. If one of them is deceiving the other party. Then you can't expect to get anything.
Just because love testing is not easy, many couples dare not go there. Being able to get a ring will certainly make the relationship solid. But what if you can’t get it? Those lovers who get the rings no longer have to worry about not getting a response from the other party after giving their sincerity, and their relationship often warms up and they get married immediately after returning. The problem is that for those who finally reach the point of courtship but can't get the ring, the result is basically breaking up on the spot, and then they can no longer break out because the two people can no longer cooperate with each other. In the end, they both end up tragically hanging back in the city, enduring lovelorn and dropped grades. A double whammy.
This guy Ashford actually thought of going to the courtship trial place in Germany with someone else. He was really romantic and courageous. The problem is that it’s very troublesome for me to find him now! Communications and transmissions are prohibited in that place. Do I have to chase him in? According to the intelligence, Ghost Hand Nobunaga and his gang plan to attack in a week. There is plenty of time, but I don't want to waste time waiting. The choice now is to either go do other things first and come back to him to discuss cooperation in the end, or simply chase him into the thorn jungle. Considering that there is no rush for time, it is better to complete the tasks in order. There must be a reason for the order of tasks arranged by the God of War. It’s not good to change things rashly.
Now that I have decided to go to Ashford, I have to call Rose. That's the place where people pray, and I can't enter alone! Activate the ring of love and the sound of the rose soon appears. "Honey, are you busy now?"
"What's the matter? The God of War just assigned me a mission, but there's plenty of time. It doesn't matter if I don't do it now."
"The God of War asked me to find Ashford to assist our guild in the war. The problem is that Ashford is now in the Courtship Land in Germany. I can't enter alone!"
"Haha! He really dares to be romantic! Then I'll go in with you! You just summon me over, I'm too lazy to run to the teleportation array!"
"ok!"
A pink love heart appeared in front of me, and then the rose came out of the love heart in a flash of brilliant brilliance. There is no way, the Love Ring's couple summoning is just like this, much more gorgeous than the ordinary teleportation array.
Messet saw the rose appear this way. The expression on his face immediately became more complicated, probably because he was touched by the situation, but the little girl next to me who first received me shouted in envy: "Wow! So gorgeous! No, you have to call me tomorrow too My boyfriend and I are going to get a pair back together!”
After hearing what the little girl said, Messet couldn't bear it even more. He snorted and turned around to leave. Even I, the president of the alliance guild, didn't bother to receive him. But I don’t want to blame her. She is currently in an unstable state of mind and the reception is not good. Besides, she is planning to leave.
Now that the rose has arrived, I will take her directly to the thorn jungle with me. It is said that the thorny jungle in Germany is meant to reflect that the road to love is full of thorns, and implies that true love can only be obtained by experiencing hardships together. According to what I heard, Ashford probably chose the most difficult test project - remote assistance. Normally there are three paths to take when entering the jungle, with varying degrees of difficulty. But there are NPCs at the intersections to help indicate which is the easiest and which is the most difficult. In addition to the three roads, there are two small roads. This is the most difficult test. The lovers need to separate, then enter from the two intersections at the same time according to the agreed time, and then walk for a while in the forest before meeting each other. Although the two of them cannot meet each other during this separation process, the interaction between them is always going on. Without a super high tacit understanding, they will be thrown out together soon.
Rose and I already have a love ring, so we don't have to worry about whether we can complete the task. Besides, the ring of love between the two of us is the only way to maintain communication in this area. It's like turning on a cheating device. After finding the entrance according to the NPC's prompts, Rose and I each arrived in front of an entrance. This entrance is divided into men and women, and the two of us used the love ring to coordinate the time. Then they walked into their respective passages together.
No magic pets or summoned creatures can be used in this place, so I can only move forward alone. After walking only a few steps, I suddenly heard a faint chuckle, and it felt very gentle. As I kept going, the sounds started getting closer. Suddenly, I heard the sound of leaves shaking on the side. I turned my head sharply but couldn't help but take a breath of cold air. I didn't see anything scary. On the contrary, I saw a scene that would make most men drool. A beautiful woman floated out from behind a big tree not far from me. Her race cannot be determined, and she has no alien characteristics, but humans will definitely not float in mid-air. It felt like she was not on the ground, but swimming in the water. Soon this beauty with gorgeous blond hair swam in front of me and circled around me. I have to say that foreign management restrictions are much looser than domestic ones. I think the lustful spirits that Rose and I met in the courtship land in China were only wearing less clothes, but they were not in this almost naked state. Although the beauty I see now still has a lot of gauze on her body, the important parts are all exposed, and those covered parts not only have no blocking effect, but are even more seductive. Confused', if an ordinary young man is full of blood, he should have a nosebleed.
I smiled and watched the beautiful woman constantly making various seductive moves in front of me. And I activated the video recording function and planned to record a full analysis video to open the eyes of those friends. Of course, this kind of restricted-level footage recorded abroad will be automatically mosaiced in China, and there are also age restrictions. But I don’t know whether it is intentional or unintentional. Even Chinese players, as long as you go to a country that allows pornographic videos to be released in the game, you can see videos that are originally unplayable in China.
After watching the video collection, I casually took out Eternity and waved it gently, and the beautiful woman immediately fell down miserably. There is no trace of pity or pity. I took a step forward, used the sharp eternity to gently tap between her fair and round breasts, and then sharply moved downwards, immediately opening a terrifying slit from her chest to her navel. The "beautiful woman" immediately screamed and lay on the ground and struggled, but what spurted out from her wound was not red blood, but piles of green mucus. '. Within a few seconds, the image of the "beautiful woman" began to become unstable, flickering like a TV picture tube malfunctioning. finally. When the "beautiful woman" completely stopped, the object lying on the ground could no longer arouse the interest of any man, because there was only a big, furry spider left there, but there were still some traces on the spider's body. With a beautiful female head.
This seductive beauty is actually not a beauty at all, she or it. It's basically an advanced human-faced spider. The aerial performance that looked like a fairy descending to earth before was actually a genuine wire hanging performance, except that the invisible spider silk was used, so when the "steel wire" was not visible, it felt like the fairy was flying. In addition to having a human head, this kind of human-faced spider can also change the refraction rate of light through special hairs on its body, thereby transforming itself into handsome men and beautiful women. Although this perverted camouflage ability can fool almost all anti-stealth skills. But the combat effectiveness of this special human-faced spider is almost zero. As long as you can resist the temptation, even if you are a level 20 rookie who just came out of the novice village, you can beat this guy to death by just breaking a branch off the roadside.
As soon as I dealt with the spider outside, the sound of rose came from the ring of love. "Husband, does the beauty over there look good to you? The strong man over here is so exaggerated. What's underneath looks like a missile!"
"See no evil!"
"How can I kill him if he can't see clearly? Hehe, I even took a video and took it back to stimulate the grudges in our guild!"
Speechless! As expected of my wife, she even thinks the same! "I don't care if you show them, so don't watch it. If you like to watch it, go back and take a bath with me, so you can watch it to your heart's content!"
"Ha, shameless! I'm ignoring you! Oh, by the way, there is a poison sac in the body of the human-faced spider. It's very expensive. Don't forget to cut it off. It's coming in anyway. You can't go all the way in vain!"
"You really know how to be diligent and thrifty!"
"Now you know mine, okay?"
"Okay, let's stop making trouble. Hurry forward and catch up with Ashford and the others. That's the serious business."
"Okay. Be careful on the road."
The trick of 'sexy' seduction can be found in courting spots all over the world, but the content is different. Like China's Red Thread Forest, this level is handled by a white-skeleton spirit. Many male compatriots suffered a big loss from the red-pink skeleton. When they returned home, they were beaten up by their girlfriends, and even worse, they broke up directly. Of course, not all those who are deceived are men. There are also a lot of sexy women these days, but relatively speaking there are fewer than men.
Not long after I continued on, I came across a stone monument. Under the monument was a copper pot similar to Aladdin's lamp. Next to the pot was a long torch. The inscription explains that the forest ahead is too dense, so torches must be lit for lighting, and because the plants here emit a poisonous gas that cannot be resisted by any anti-toxic properties, the pot must be filled with a Special spices detoxify. However, spices themselves do not have the ability to detoxify. They must be burned and then the smell released can detoxify. When you see this, you should understand that the spices in the pot should be poured on the torch and burned to have a detoxifying effect, but the hint behind it says that there is a kind of man-eating ant in this forest, and they particularly like the aroma of this kind of spice after burning. In other words, when you use spices to detoxify, you will attract a lot of man-eating ants.
Originally, the man-eating ant's reminder only meant that there was danger ahead, but the content behind it was troublesome. The instructions say that just one drop of spice is enough to detoxify, but both lovers have to pass through this area. Although both parties cannot see each other, the distance is actually not far. Man-eating ants attack after smelling spices. But the intensity will vary depending on the concentration of spices. If you add too little spice, your partner will be attacked more intensively. If you add too much spice, the man-eating ants will attack you as their main target. In fact, this is basically equivalent to making a choice between your own safety and that of your partner, which is also a part of the test. However, there is a conundrum with this choice, and that is if you are adding extra spice to protect your partner, how do you know how much to add to exceed what your partner is adding? Rose and I have already gone through this test once. So now we can use the Ring of Love to negotiate with each other, but ordinary players can't. They come here just to get the couple's ring. At this time, they should not be able to communicate at all.
What? Are you asking for help? Is it easy to get through by just asking someone with a couple ring to help? People who know "Zero" will not do that at all, because everyone is already afraid of the system. You must know that the main system of "Zero" has an intelligence level that exceeds that of humans. He can also think of any cheating method you can think of. On the surface, it seems that many system regulations in "Zero" can actually be exploited, but no one will actually take advantage of them. Because a loophole turns into a trap when you decide to exploit it. Just like this couple task, if you ask a couple who has already completed this task to help, the main system will definitely come up with tens of thousands of ways to make your helper disappear from the world. No matter who you are, you will be dead even if it doesn't matter who you are. As for the person who is trying to take advantage of the loophole. You will definitely receive a series of punishments such as doubling the difficulty of the task, or even being evaporated together with your helpers. If you want to play "Zero", you must remember one truth - despising the computer will bring bad luck!
Rose and I are both smart people and we know what to do even without contacting each other. I quickly picked up the spice pot and dropped three drops on the torch, then dug out a pile of high-grade burned charcoal from the Fenglong space and made a pile. Finally, pour the remaining spices onto the pile of charcoal. After doing all this, I lit the pile of charcoal and the torch in my hand, and Rose was doing the same work, except that she only dropped a drop of spice on her torch.
The result of what we did was that the spice targets changed from two to four, and the two strongest spice spots were the two campfires, which had nothing to do with me and the roses. Considering the concentration of spices in those two bonfires, the torches of Rose and I would not attract many man-eating ants, and even if individual man-eating ants came over, there would definitely not be too many. Rose clearly knows that I can fight better than her. So she only puts a drop of spice on her torch, which takes minimal risk and also allows me to add as little spice as possible, because if she adds more ground I have to add more ground and lose it. The meaning of those two bonfires.
Our approach did not communicate with each other at all, and the effect was indeed very good. Along the way, I encountered about a hundred man-eating ants. Although each of these little things was as big as a cockroach, for us, it was basically a matter of crushing one to death. As long as the number of these man-eating ants does not exceed a thousand, they are basically harmless. I just don’t know how Ashford got through this.
After passing the man-eating ant area, we arrived at the swamp. There are horrible plants and disgusting bugs everywhere here, but they are basically harmless. As long as you don't be afraid, you can walk through it easily. Rose and I have long been strong enough to run on the train, and we basically ran all the way along this stretch. Rose actually had time to collect some vampire butterflies and other insects as specimens, which would have made an ordinary woman cry!
After walking forward for a long time, Rose and I finally met again. When Rose saw me, she didn't rush over excitedly to complain. Instead, she excitedly showed off a butterfly nailed to a wooden board: "Look, the Asbite Demon Butterfly." Hey, I didn’t expect to find it here. When Hongyue showed me her collection last week, she asked me to help her find it. I didn’t expect to find it so quickly.”
Not to be outdone, I picked up a three-headed lizard. "Hey, look what is this?"
"Dos lizard! This thing costs 300 gold coins per plate in Shiweitian. You still have to make a reservation. Sometimes you can't eat it when you get there late! How about we go back and find a place to cook it ourselves?"
"Can you have a fever?"
"Tch, look down on me! Don't swallow your tongue together then!"
Rose and I continued to move forward noisily, while Ashford was still crawling in the swamp we just passed! You guessed it right, Rose and I had actually surpassed Ashford and her girlfriend and walked in front of them, and this is the power of the system. Although it is the same road, he can rely on changing the terrain to keep you close without meeting each other. The reason is naturally to prevent cheating. As a result, Rose and I foolishly thought that Ashford was ahead and chased us desperately. Little did we know that the result was that we ran further and further away!
Ashford has obviously never been here before, and he doesn't know enough about the various conditions here. He almost fell into the trap at the first level of seduction, but luckily he came to his senses in the end. In the man-eating ant colony in the second level, he looked very manly, but it was a pity that a man was a man, but he caused misery to himself. In order to protect his low-level girlfriend, this boy stupidly poured a pot full of spices on the torch. Naturally, he was warmly welcomed by the man-eating ants, and finally escaped from the area in embarrassment. , almost died.
Now the boy is crawling forward painfully in the mire, and piles of leeches are hanging on him to enjoy a feast. What? You asked him why he got bitten by leeches while wearing armor? Let’s ask those man-eating ants this question! Who told them to even eat armor?
Seven or eight minutes after Rose and I passed, Ashford finally appeared with her girlfriend at the place where we met before. It was just different from the two of us who were in a double-study day outing. The two of them almost saw each other. The other party rushed together with tears in their eyes and cried in each other's arms. It was so bitter! However, although the treatment was very miserable, the relationship has deepened a lot, which is considered a good compensation! The meaning of the main system is that true love can only be seen in times of adversity. Although this arrangement is very abnormal, it can indeed enhance feelings.
Although I have been there once before, there are still some differences between the places of courtship between China and Germany. For example, Rose and I are now in some trouble.