Chapter 859: The Cry Joke Competition!

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Xie Nana, who had nowhere to vent, didn't dare to vent his anger at Jiang Siming, so he had to use Weijia as a punching bag.

He didn't hit him, he just shook Weijia's arm vigorously, and said squeaking like a mouse: "I'm mad at me, I'm mad at me!"

Xie Nanana estimated that she had never suffered so much anger in her life. Xie Nanana, who has always been a famous mouthpiece, was so well-prepared, but she was still miserably abused.

The audience is a little distressed now that Xie Nana comes, and it is estimated that they will not dare to talk to men in the future...

He Jiu and Wei Jia laughed happily, but after laughing, they started to worry again.

Xie Nana has become like this, they went... What can I get...

"Weijia, come on, fight for your breath and find your place." He Jiu said.

Wei Jia also went into battle. Although there was a premise of Xie Na, if they were scared because of this, their happy family would be laughed at by the national audience.

"Xiao Xiu, let's tell a joke. The requirement of a joke is that it must be very cold and make everyone laugh. Do you dare to come?" Wei Jiayue said.

Jiang Siming said hesitantly, "I'm not very good at this."

"Just here, do you dare to agree?"

Wei Jia whispered in her heart when she heard it, if I'm better than you, I'll have to be like Xie Na, what I want is that you're not good at it, so I can make a comeback.

"Then let me try." Jiang Siming pretended to be thinking, as if thinking about how to tell a bad joke.

Wei Jia started immediately, telling the audience what happened: "Excuse me, who has lived in darkness all their lives?"

Naturally no one answered, and Vija continued: "Answer: Tinkerbell. Because it can't see its five fingers."

woohoo~~

There was only a gust of cold wind blowing through the scene, and the audience couldn't help shivering. It was really cold, but not funny.

Seeing the expressions of the audience, Wei Jia asked incredulously, "Isn't it funny?"

"Not funny!"

The audience responded to him in unison, Wei Jia felt very frustrated, this was something they carefully prepared, how could the effect be so bad...

"Xiao Xiu, it's your turn."

He Jiu said to Jiang Siming, seeing that Jiang Siming had lost his thoughtful expression, He Jiu couldn't help thinking, could he have already thought about it? No way.

Under everyone's attention, Jiang Siming told his first cold joke, and his story had only one sentence:

"Once upon a time, there was a hide-and-seek society..."

Um? and then?

"Their leader has yet to be found."

The audience paused for half a second, and then they felt coldness blowing, but they couldn't help but want to laugh.

The head of the hide-and-seek club has been missing. This may be the real hide-and-seek club, hahahaha.

Even He Jiu and the others couldn't help laughing, how did this kid's head grow, how could he be able to break it like this.

"I come!"

Weijia continued unconvinced and said, "Excuse me: Where do you like to go most? Answer: Tonghua, Jilin. Because: I'm sorry, the user you dialed is on the phone."

Jiang Siming also followed up with the next one:

"When I chatted with the goddess I had a crush on, she said: I fell in love with someone recently. I asked: Who is it? She smiled strangely and said: It's far away. I'm overjoyed: it's right in front of you? She said: No, it's far away. "

Wei Jia: "Q: How many brothers does Aladdin have. Answer: 3, Aladdin, Aladdin, and Aladdin."

Jiang Siming: "I held my wife's chin, stared at her cheek and said: I can't get tired of your face no matter how I look at it. My wife asked shyly: Why? greasy."

Wei Jia: "Q: What's your surname? Answer: My surname is Wei. Q: What is Wei? Answer: No, my father's surname is Wei and I'm just Wei."

Jiang Siming: "Money is not everything! Well, my name is everything."

Vijay:  …

When the two sides came and went, they all made cold jokes about each other. Jiang Siming often needed to think for a while before saying it, while Wei Jia had already prepared it.

But the gap between the two is too obvious. Wei Jia's jokes rarely make the audience laugh, but every joke Jiang Siming tells is too subtle, just right, and surprises you.

Every time Jiang Siming said one, the audience would burst into laughter, and Weijia's momentum was weak.

"I'll have another one!" Wei Jia was not convinced.

"Then I'll give you another one!" Jiang Siming immediately replied.

Wei Jia's lips were trembling, and he was so speechless that he was speechless. He has been losing...

He Jiu finally judged in the tone of the referee: "This joke game is over. From the laughter of the audience just now, we don't need to make more judgments, we Amin won."

Wei Jia walked to the side in despair and entered the autism stage with Xie Na...

"Okay, our show has a long-term relationship, so this part is over, okay, let's move on to the next part..."

Before He Jiu could finish speaking, Wei Jia interrupted: "Mr. He, we haven't finished the competition yet, you haven't come on yet!"

He Jiu had an embarrassed smile on his face, and said aggrievedly, "There's no need to compare."

Everyone laughed. He Jiu must have been frightened. Anyone who compares with a super joker like Jiang Siming must be willing to bow down.

Vijay, they are still fine

In preparation, I specially found the latest stalks from the Internet and wanted to abuse Jiang Siming, but he was no match for his on-the-spot response. After thinking about it temporarily, there is no comparison.

But the audience loves it. They laughed from the beginning to the end. It is estimated that people with depression must be cured by Jiang Siming.

"Okay, then let's shorten it and decide the outcome in one game."

He Jiu couldn't shirk the enthusiastic expectations of the audience, so he had to fight hard.

He Jiu said to Jiang Siming, "Xiao Xiu, let's each talk about the most embarrassing thing in our childhood. To make the audience laugh, it must be a personal experience."

"I'll come first." After He Jiu finished speaking, he said to the audience:

"When I was young, I didn't have a TV at home, but there was one next door. I went to his house to watch TV every day, and I came home late every day until one day, when I went home to take a bath after watching TV in the evening, my mother kicked me out of the house, At that time, I was wearing nothing, and the neighbors and children passing by were laughing at me. I was knocking on the door hard, and I heard my parents and my sister laughing wildly in the house. Since then, I have never stopped. Go home late."

The audience burst into laughter after hearing this. I didn't expect Teacher He to have such an experience.

Seeing that it was very effective, He Jiu frowned and made a gesture of invitation to Jiang Siming.

Jiang Siming stepped forward with a smile of memories on his face. Just as he was about to say it, he couldn't help laughing.

The audience is very curious, what happened to Jiang Siming when he was a child, and he still finds it funny to this day?

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