Chapter 857 My Poisonous Tongue, Have You Tried It?
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Jiang Siming had only been on stage for two minutes, and the atmosphere at the scene had already reached a very good level.
"Amin, then let me ask you, you just said you grew up watching Kuaiben, so after watching it for so many years, do you have anything to say about Kuaiben? Or what kind of show do you think Kuaiben is? "He Jiu asked a question that was not easy to answer.
To say that Kuaiben is just a variety show and a hall of laughter is a bit perfunctory.
Jiang Siming thought about it, and finally answered seriously: "Actually, Kuaiben is not just a show, but a testimony and symbol of the years."
"When I was a kid, I watched "Happy Camp" to be happy, to be happy;
When I was in middle school, I watched "Happy Camp" for the purpose of chasing stars;
After entering the society, watching "Happy Camp" is to recall youth;
People who watch "Happy Camp" when they are middle-aged may just spend time watching it with their wife and children.
So I don't think it's just a show, in my eyes, it's childhood, youth, happiness, and forever. I don't know how long this show will be held. I hope it will continue to be held and never disappear. "
This wave of answers not only moved He Jiu and the others, but also expressed the feelings of all the audience.
Before, they didn't know how to describe their feelings for Kuaiben, but now, Jiang Siming perfectly said what they wanted to say.
Yes, Kuaiben is childhood, youth, happiness and forever!
"Thank you, Amin, for giving us such a precious passage of Kuaiben, which can become your childhood and youth, and we are also very happy." He Jiu said moved.
However, Jiang Siming destroyed such a good sensational atmosphere, and said carelessly: "Don't, Mr. He, what the hell is a sudden sensationalism, isn't this show laughing all the way to the end, I'm here to be happy, like Yasuo hapiness."
He Jiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he knew that Jiang Siming was deliberately helping them create the atmosphere.
Now the tastes of the audience are not comparable to those of the past, they are very picky, and if something goes wrong, it is easy to be hacked.
He Jiu quickly turned around and said to Jiang Siming with a different topic: "Amin, we all know that you are very "venomous" when you are on variety shows, so we..."
Before He Jiu could finish his words, Jiang Siming interrupted in a 'angry': "Who said I was poisonous, nonsense! I want to ask him to clarify! Teacher He, did you say it first?"
He Jiu had a bitter look on his face, coughed twice and quickly cleared it up: "Wei Jia said it."
Wei Jia was dumbfounded and quickly dumped the blame: "Xenana said it."
"Ah? I also heard what Wu Xin said."
In the end, Wu Xin, who had nothing to dump, had a bitter face. If Haitao was with her, she could still dump it to her. Now that Haitao is not there, she can only bear the blame.
"Did you say that?" Jiang Siming came over.
Wu Xin said nervously and aggrieved: "I said it."
Everyone thought that Jiang Siming was going to train Wu Xin, but he didn't expect Jiang Siming to raise his eyebrows and ask with a little ruffianness: "Why do you say my tongue is poisonous, you... have you tasted it?"
Wu Xin blushed on the spot, her eyes were open, and Jiang Siming's colorful and provocative words made him want to find a hole to crawl in.
The others were booing aside, Xie Na's expression was regretful, he knew that he would not throw it to Wu Xin just now, then Jiang Siming would have said this to himself.
Although she is already a woman...
"Amin, how can you drive?" He Jiu 'questioned' Jiang Siming while laughing.
"Where did I drive? This is just a normal discussion. If you say that I have a poisonous tongue, you must have tasted my tongue and it was poisoned." Jiang Siming's face was taken for granted.
"I want to get out of the car, this is not the way to the kindergarten~" Wei Jia said 'calling for help'.
Jiang Siming replied to him: "The door is welded to death, I want to get out of the car and want to be beautiful!"
A few words, once again poked the audience's laughter, and successfully adjusted the atmosphere of the show again.
"Okay, Amin, let's stop the 'car' first. Let's be tight. In this way, everyone says that you are a joker in variety shows. We specially prepared a show and challenge for you today." He Jiu said.
"What show? Do you want me to perform Qiu Mingshan drag racing? You don't allow this show to be broadcast." Jiang Siming said sincerely.
He Jiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and explained: "It's not for you to race, but for you to use the power of a joker to compete with our happy family, how about it? Dare?"
"Ah? No." Jiang Siming said reluctantly.
"What's wrong? Is there any problem? If you think there are too many of us, you can choose one to be your partner." He Jiu said.
Jiang Siming shook his head and replied, "I just think that the four of you are too weak. Teacher He, you know, a game with a huge disparity in strength often makes the audience lose their expectations."
drink! The four members of the happy family were suddenly unhappy.
"Ouch!" He Jiu.
"Ouch!" Wu Xin.
"I'm going!" Xenana.
"Emm... Am I the only one who thinks what he said makes sense?" Wei Jia made up the knife and was immediately beaten by the other three.
"Amin, you will definitely pay for what you said, because we are all ready, but you are not." He Jiu smiled proudly.
Jiang Siming shrugged and replied: "It's okay, this is
What kind of thing depends on the brain, whether you are ready or not has nothing to do with this. "
Jiang Siming's sarcasm successfully made himself the absolute opposite of the Happy Family.
The four said that they would have eaten for so many years if they did not protect this 'enemy'.
"I originally wanted to do some opening shows first, but let's go straight to the big dishes! Wu Xin!" He Jiu waved and sent out the 'ace'.
Wu Xin stood up like a battlefield general, and said to Jiang Siming arrogantly: "Ming Shen, we know that you love gangsters in the show, and you are so angry that Reba is about to explode into a balloon, then I will take it today. Teach you how to bully me."
"Bar? Or anal?" Jiang Siming thought a little...emmm...Is he too dirty.
Fortunately, I didn't say it, otherwise this episode would have been pinched to death and not broadcast.
"How?" Jiang Siming asked politely, without color.
"It's very simple, I want you to be a boy with a very low EQ, and then I'm your girlfriend, I want to make you confess to you, you have to leave me speechless and make the audience laugh, can you do it? ?" Wu Xin said.
The audience was excited when they heard it. They still remember the episode of Jiang Siming's confrontation with Reba. They all said that Jiang Siming actually had a straight steel man in his heart.
Could it be that we can still see the reincarnation of Jiang Siming this steel bar?
"It's so difficult, can I make a request?" Jiang Siming was very confused.
"any request?"
"Change to a female lead, this is too beautiful, I can't make myself low in EQ." Jiang Siming said with a smile.
oh! Wu Xin's face turned red instantly, and the momentum he had accumulated was completely gone.
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