Chapter 858

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"That's fine, let's exchange Xie Nana." Wei Jia said.

Who would have thought that just after Wei Jia's words were finished, when everyone still didn't feel that he was there, Jiang Siming stood up and 'sniffed' and accused Wei Jia, saying:

"Brother Jia, what do you mean? If I say it's too beautiful, change it. You just say change that sister. You are clearly... That sister, I can't tell you, you understand."

Jiang Siming's stern expression suddenly woke Xie Nana up.

"What do you mean, Wei Jia, what do you mean, make it clear, who do you call ugly, who do you call ugly!" Xie Nana immediately poked Wei Jia's arm and asked angrily with his eyes wide open.

"I didn't... oops, I didn't, that's not what I meant, Jiang Siming provoked... oops oh..."

Before this so-called PK started, the two members of the happy family had already started to pinch each other, and the audience laughed happily.

Fortunately, He Jiong stopped them in time, and let Xie Na appear, because they found that a teammate like Wu Xin who said a few good words and surrendered to the enemy was a bit unreliable to attack Jiang Siming.

For the real performance, Jiang Siming and Xie Na sat on chairs, pretending to be in a car.

"It's finally at your house."

Jiang Siming took a prop steering wheel there, pretended to drive, and drove as if nothing happened, and pulled the handbrake with his right hand in the air. This scene already made the audience cover their mouths and laugh.

"It's so fast, I'll be home." Xie Na said in a voice that pretended to be a bird.

"Yeah, in order to send you away quickly, I just overspeeded." Jiang Siming replied.

Ha ha ha ha. The audience wanted to bear it, but they couldn't bear it anymore.

Xie Nana didn't feel discouraged, and continued to say shyly: "Why don't you come to my house, I'm at home alone today..."

"Wow! How dangerous is it for you to be at home alone, how about I send you to your parents?" Jiang Siming said seriously.

"No... no need, thank you."

Xenana had already started rolling her eyes in her heart.

However, she had an idea, took out her mobile phone and pretended to hang up, and said angrily:

"It's my ex-boyfriend again. I often call and beg me to get back together, but I won't agree. Now I want to quickly find a boy to make him give up completely."

After he finished speaking, he looked at Jiang Siming meaningfully. Jiang Siming also projected ambiguous eyes, and the two looked at each other as if they were about to succeed.

Xie Nana thought about a small sample, there is nothing to say, it was not done by my sister two or three times.

"Hey! I have a friend who is very nice, very good, but a little awkward, but he is really nice. I can introduce you to both of you."

Jiang Siming came out in a second and shouted to Xenana.

"No, I want to be more handsome." Xie Na said.

"That's not good, handsome can't look down on you."

"Pfft!" Xie Na's mouth of old blood went to his throat, and he was about to vomit.

"Then may I ask you, if you put aside looks, what kind of girl would you fall in love with?"

"Can't let go."

The audience under the stage has been laughing until their stomach hurts. Is this low emotional intelligence? This is not just low, this is already a low-energy child in emotional intelligence.

This sentence can't be ignored, it's too spiritual.

One plan failed and another plan was made, Xie Nan rubbed his arms and shouted: "Oh, it's so cold, I really want someone to hug..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Siming clicked under the steering wheel in the void, and said, "Cold you said earlier, I'll turn up the air conditioner for you."

Xie Nanana was not convinced, and began to pout at Jiang Siming, "My lipstick is honey-flavored, would you like to try it?"

This is asking for a kiss, thank you for being so big, does your brother Jie know? Jiang Siming quickly waved his hand and said:

"I can't eat sugar. Sugar will make me gain weight. I've been losing weight recently, and I'm thinking about losing weight so I can find a girlfriend."

"Then let's come fifteen or twenty, how about the loser agreeing to a condition?"

"No, no, this is gambling. Gambling is harmful to health and harms the family."

"..."

Xie Na gritted his teeth and whispered, "It's really hot..."

"Ah? Are you angry?" Jiang Siming immediately asked with concern.

Who knows, Xie Na immediately took over and said, "Well, I know that there is a good way to reduce the fire, that is, a kiss~"

"What a good way, I'll take you to the Chinese medicine hall to take a cupping cup and do a scraping, and the fire will go away immediately."

"Ah!!! No, I have to hold back!"

Xie Na's heart was angry, but in order to win, he still forced it down.

Xie Nanana put on a shy face again, and said to Jiang Siming: "You know, we didn't meet for a day yesterday, so I miss you~"

"What do you think about me, I'm not dead."

"I think I'm in love with you."

"Hold on, secretly in love."

"..."

"Hey, let me ask you a question, do you think I am good-looking or ugly?"

"You're somewhere between the good-looking and the ugly."

"Is it your ideal type?"

"It's so ugly."

"..."

"You must be very tired today, you have been running in my mind all day."

"that's me

Looking for an exit. "

"You're weird and cute today~"

"You're also weird, ugly."

Hahahahahahaha...

I saw He Jiu and Wei Jia sitting on the ground with their stomachs covered, laughing without image.

Wu Xin was already out of breath, clutching her stomach, and it is estimated that she will have to die in a while.

"I'm not playing anymore! Change it! The plot is changed, now the two of us are in love, and I'm going to dump you now!"

Xie Nanana jumped up and shouted, she couldn't stand it anymore, and if it went on like this, she would rather choose death!

"That's fine, but if I say something unpleasant, don't be angry."

Jiang Siming shrugged, this person is shameless, let her forget it once she is old.

"It's hard to chase after one word!"

Xie Na agreed, and immediately changed roles, from chasing Jiang Siming to dumping Jiang Siming.

"Listen, let's break up! You'll find someone better than me."

Xie Na was about to leave after speaking, feeling very happy.

I thought to myself that this time you have to coax me, let's see how you coax.

Jiang Siming really did what he said, he immediately grabbed Xie Na's hand and begged:

"Don't go, if I can't keep an ordinary thing like you, how can I keep better..."

"Ah!!! I'm not playing! I admit defeat!"

Xie Nana collapsed, holding her head and crying in despair, she ran away without wanting to stay for a moment, and then stayed with Jiang Siming, she was afraid that she could not help but die with him.

The audience laughed through the whole piece. After the show was broadcast, how many people laughed to the point of laughter in front of the TV tonight, how many girls laughed off their masks, and how many men laughed cigarette butts on their trouser legs.

Jiang Siming used his strength to demonstrate to everyone what is called a straight man of steel and what is called a gangster.

Every word can make you so angry, it's a miracle that Xie Na can endure for so long.

[Author's digression: the third update~

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