Chapter 1621 NA Teacher

A talented netizen launched a moon theory: "Before there was Chang'e of Daxia, now there is Jiuzhou Moon Exploration. Today we cut 20 kilograms, tomorrow we cut 30 kilograms, then we can sleep well for one night, wake up and look around, and the blue star people have arrived again 0.o"

Someone else said: "Our ancestors once said that wherever the sun and moon shine, wherever the rivers flow, they are all Han territory. So the eight planets in the solar system have belonged to China since ancient times!"

"It flew up in a snap, very fast! The staff at the launch site did not shoot randomly, they were obviously well prepared. But why not broadcast it live?!"

"I'm afraid you don't know that Jiuzhou Technology's lunar exploration project this time is really loose on the outside and tight on the inside. The airport where the lunar exploration equipment landed has been very strict for several consecutive days. I knew it was lunar exploration equipment, but I thought there were big shots holding a meeting in that place."

If those aerospace experts subconsciously ignore other important things when they enter the research state. So after seeing the results of Jiuzhou Technology's lunar exploration project, netizens were so excited that they were inspired.

For example, now, Jiuzhou Community has a post that has been topped the global hot post list.

Because Jiuzhou Community provides users with multi-language real-time translation services, netizens around the world can understand the content of this post.

[Hello friends, I am Uncle Sam's National Aeronautics and Space Administration NASA.

Just now, a friend asked me what happened to Teacher NA. I asked what happened and sent me a few pictures. I looked! Alas, it turned out that a small company called Jiuzhou Technology successfully landed on the moon.

One said that I was launching a new test six in Wenchang and it exploded. Teacher NA, can you teach me aerospace technology? I... help me reset my small problem. I said yes. I said you are doing state-owned aerospace, which is not easy to use, and he was not convinced. I said CNSA: Your ten-year funding is not comparable to my one-year funding. He said that yours is useless. I said mine is useful, this is capital, commercial aerospace is about capital, and ask Congress for money. The Angara A5 weighing more than 770 tons cannot compare to my F9.

Two months later, I cried and covered my money. I said Tingting. Then two months later, it was fine. I said that you, a small organization, don’t have martial ethics and you don’t understand. He said, Teacher NA, am I sorry, I don’t understand the rules. Ah, I am... He said he was shooting randomly, but he was not shooting randomly. The new manned spacecraft, Kyushu space station, and Kyushu lunar module were arranged in an orderly manner. Later, he said that he was also working on manned lunar landing. Ah, it seems that there is a bear coming!

This Kyushu Technology has no martial ethics! Come to cheat, come to sneak attack, my 62-year-old aerospace organization, is this good? This is not good. I advise this new rocket to learn from its mistakes and reflect on it. Don’t make such clever and petty mistakes in the future. Ah, uh... aerospace should value hegemony, should have martial ethics, and should not pursue peaceful development. Thank you friends! 】

Below this post, there are many spoof pictures and emoticons created by netizens.

The reason why the success of Jiuzhou Technology's lunar exploration project has attracted so many netizens' enthusiastic participation is closely related to Daxia's past experience.

In the last century, when Uncle Sam was engaged in the international space station project, he brought many countries without technology, and even some countries without aerospace industry foundation, to join.

However, NASA rejected Daxia's active application.

Until thirteen years ago, NASA banned Daxia researchers from participating in all academic seminars it led on the grounds of safety.

When Daxia wanted to get the lunar rock samples brought back from the moon by Uncle Sam, the arrogant Eagle Sauce considered for a long time and finally chose generosity to show kindness and fraternity.

How much was given?

1 gram.

And how many lunar soil samples did NASA's spacecraft bring back from the moon?

383,000 grams.

Although these samples are NASA's own achievements, when giving them to major national institutions around the world, Daxia was given the least 1 gram.

Is this a gift?

This is a humiliation!

And not only NASA, but also the European ruined aristocrats are equally arrogant and shameless.

When Daxia joined Europe's "Galileo Project" and took the initiative to invest huge amounts of money, manpower and material resources, the impoverished nobles in Europe directly set up obstacles to the development of technical cooperation, so that Daxia gave money and resources but got nothing in return.

Now, Jiuzhou Technology has no live broadcast, but has declared success through local aerospace agencies such as Luguo, Goryeo and Brazil. On the Internet, because of the "safety and freedom" of the Jiuzhou community, the style of painting has long been different from before.

Of course, in addition to playing memes, there are also netizens in professional fields who are popularizing the strange features of these photos and videos of Jiuzhou Technology's moon landing.

"Let me explain why there are white mists coming out of several places before the launch. The fuel tank is no longer refrigerated after the fuel is filled. It is completely covered by the insulation material. The liquid oxygen inside is constantly evaporating and needs to be discharged at any time. Otherwise, the pressure inside is too high, and the water vapor in the air condenses, and the white mist is seen.

Because the temperature of the fuel itself is very low, it is liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen. The place where you see white smoke is the fuel injection port.

In order to avoid evaporation, it is filled before the launch, and the filling is stopped two minutes before the launch."

“This launch looks like the JZ-404 series rocket. It is not clear whether Jiuzhou Technology has made any changes or optimizations inside the rocket. After all, this rocket has been working at a high intensity. I think Jiuzhou Technology Rocket Branch should have the most mature manufacturing team in the world to build this rocket.

Like rockets and aircraft engines, these aerospace equipment have never been mature after the design and production are completed. Only by continuous experiments and actual flights can the ratio of various technologies and material optimization schemes gradually mature.

Any country in the world that has the ability to manufacture aerospace engines has taken this path. For example, the performance of the F15 engine is extremely strong, but because of various problems after the engine was mass-produced, This is a problem. The F15 has been the queen of hangars for many years, and the entire engine has been flying continuously for a full ten years before it is truly mature.

When Daxia Aerospace Group had several launch failures, many people would complain and say that the designer's rocket is not good, this needs to be stopped, that needs to be replaced. If we really listen to these keyboard warriors, I am afraid that Daxia Aerospace Group will not be able to successfully land on the moon so quickly.

Although Jiuzhou Technology has no examples of launch failures, I hope everyone can look at Jiuzhou Technology's moon landing mission rationally.

If it succeeds, we applaud.

If it fails, we should not add insult to injury.

Finally, I plan to apply for a job at Jiuzhou Technology after I get my doctorate in dynamics. I hope everyone will wish me good luck. "