Nine Hundred and Eighty-Seven Continuous Laughter

Cage, who was wearing a brand new armor, was sweating profusely, his pupils vibrated, his eyes swayed uneasily, and his panicked expression looked like he might vomit at any time, "Listen, buddy, I'm really not this one. material."

"Yes, I've never played a threesome, but if you can help me find two women, I can definitely do it." Griff, who was helping Cage complete the armor, said calmly— —

There was a low laugh in the movie theater, because it was Paul Walker who played Griff. Paul, who has always been healthy and sunny on the big screen, suddenly watched Paul say jokes in a serious manner. The sense of disobedience really made people laugh. .

"Uh, listen, Kimmel." Cage hurriedly called out Griff who was about to leave, which made Griff blink and cast a speechless look, "My name is Griff. "

Cage immediately opened his eyes wide and shouted urgently, "Griff, Griff, listen to me. Think about it, I might accidentally injure myself." Cage raised his arm above him. The giant gun barrel stretched out his fist towards Griff in a terrifying manner, which made Griff dodge back conditionedly, and there was a burst of laughter from the other soldiers behind him.

Cage shrugged innocently and said with earnest eyes, "Look, that's what I mean."

Griff had a confused expression on his face, as if he was looking at a fool, "Your gun has a safety device."

"Ah?" Cage was stunned, his eyes flashing, "Where is the safety device?"

At the beginning of the movie, Cage, who was talking eloquently on the TV news program, boasted that he had sold thousands of sets of the latest armor, but he didn't even know where the safety device was. The strong contrast was just right with Renly. The performance of the whole auditorium once again sounded a low laughter.

Gavin likes this movie. So far, the chill and darkness of the picture reveals a tension and depression, which is also the part that Paul Greenglass is best at; but the movie is very smooth and comfortable, and the details of the actors' performance are injected into the film. A light sense of humor, without affecting the speed of the plot and the overall style, it firmly grabs the audience's attention, and there is no sense of time passing.

Compared with "The Cancer-fighting Me", "Edge of Tomorrow" seems to have really tapped Renly's humorous performance cells.

After putting on the armor, Cage, who walked like a duck, stood out among the soldiers. Ford and Quint, who were standing not far away, whispered, "Huh, it seems that I really suffered last night."

Just before boarding the fighter plane, Cage, who had left the team and fled, was caught by Kimmel and Griff like a chicken, and he was caught back into the team. Cage lowered his shoulders with annoyance on his face.

When there was still a sixty-second countdown before the landing operation, Cage suddenly realized that he kept thinking about the armor settings in his hand, and asked in a dazed and panicked manner, "Safety device, how do I open the safety device..." Then The next moment, the deck under his feet opened, Cage raised his legs in fright, and all words were cut off abruptly.

Like a puppet out of control, it swayed around in the air for a long time, and after turning dizzy, it finally landed successfully, and then stood there at a loss. Suddenly, Kimmel rushed over, "Idiot!" Brutally knocked him away, and in the next moment, Cage flew out directly, and when he turned his head, Kimmel smashed a crashed plane and devoured him directly.

Cage stood dumbfounded, his right hand stiff in mid-air, pointed to the flaming ruins, and pointed to the teammates who were fighting behind him. Those eyes showed helplessness and confusion, and there were question marks all over his head. The same signal is emitting from all over, "What just happened?"

The fire of war was still spreading behind him. Under the control of his survival instinct/ability, Cage took a step forward, surrounded by fallen soldiers. In the hail of bullets, he even forgot to dodge and focused on his research. safety device in hand,

Adjusting and adjusting, it turned into Japanese, "Hello!" The cheerful greeting even had a hint of coquettish coquettish anger, Cage blinked his eyes, and tossed it twice, and then it became Chinese, "Hello!"

Those dark brown eyes clearly read: What the hell is going on here?

"Pfft", although Gavin knew that on the tragic battlefield, one by one life was disappearing, and this was not the time to laugh; but Cage, who had entered the battlefield like a rookie, seemed out of place in all directions.

It has been like this from the first second. The clear and peculiar style of painting and countless question marks have created a kind of black humorous smile, which is superimposed one after another. Finally, in the announcer-style Chinese version of "Hello" In the middle, there was also Cage's expression, which broke out in an all-round way. Gavin couldn't bear it any longer. He patted his thigh heavily, and the laughter burst out.

Fortunately, Gavin wasn't the only one.

Throughout the movie theater, the sparse laughter never stopped. Even if there was no laughing out loud, the raised corners of the mouth still revealed the inner joy and ease. At this time, the Japanese and Chinese, which had a strong sense of disobedience, attacked successively. , the laughter could no longer be maintained, so everyone laughed happily.

Stand up and fall, fall, stand up, and then fall again, Cage simply lay on the beach, imitating the posture of an ostrich, burying his head in the sand, his helmet fell off, revealing the With a handsome face, he looked at the hell scene in front of him anxiously, and then he saw the "Angel of Verdun", Rita.

Rita wields a large knife that is nearly half a person high, pinging bells and pings to kill the enemy heroically. She is really fierce, and her heroic appearance is dazzling in the dusty sky. The skillful switching between slow motion and fast motion outlines a touch Poetic and heroic; then immediately accelerated, reflecting the cruelty and blood of reality between the sand, blood and blue sky.

Gavin nodded involuntarily in praise. Compared with Michael Bay, Paul Greengrass's shot scheduling is obviously two grades better, without abusing slow motion, and fully demonstrates the realism of the battlefield.

After beheading several enemies in a row, Rita noticed Cage, who was greedy for life and fear of death. There was a sharp look in her eyes, and she looked at Cage condescendingly. In an instant, a stray bullet hit Rita's back.

Rita, who died on the spot, was by Cage's side.

There was an ethereal echo in his ears, as if from the perspective of God, Cage's eyes widened, and he wrote inexplicably blank and confused, "What-the...", Cage cursed like a ghost By then, the swear words at the beginning of the third "F" were not scolded, but many audience members in the screening hall spontaneously filled in, so a low-pitched swearing sounded on the scene.

Isn't Jennifer Lawrence the heroine? Then why did she play Rita, who died within two minutes of her debut? What is this doing? Going a step further, the invincible Angel of Verdun died like this? So what should humans do against aliens? Do you want the male protagonist Cage to hang up all the way?

Wait, is that the Cage who almost got scared to pee just now?

Gavin couldn't help but pursed the corners of his mouth again, what was going on with this ridiculous feeling of joy, and the smile didn't seem to stop at all.

Cage finally stood up again, strode forward with that awkward duck's footsteps, but at this moment, Sergeant Farrell appeared again, he grabbed Cage's back collar, "Private Cage, you're going in the wrong direction, and you're going to miss your once-in-a-lifetime chance to shine."

It turned out that Cage did not change, but chose to escape. Those round eyes revealed a depressed annoyance, as if the student who cheated in the exam was caught by the teacher. There was also low laughter one after another in the auditorium.

"Damn, what happened? They shouldn't know our plan." Griff looked at the disaster in front of him and exclaimed in a puzzled way.

Ford struggled to pull his head out of the sand. "We got into the slaughterhouse, what the hell is going on here?"

Farrell led the J team to regroup and began to arrange tactical assignments. Every soldier had a task on his shoulders, and what about Cage?

"My insurance? My insurance? Who knows how I can open the insurance?" Cage stood there and kept spinning, but no one paid him any attention. The appearance of the headless fly really made people laugh and cry.

All the team members were already in their respective positions, ready to give the enemy a head-on attack; but Cage was still standing behind, constantly adjusting his equipment, trying to find his own insurance settings in the Chinese language he didn't understand. At this moment, Cage noticed that the sand under his feet began to sink, and then he saw the tentacles of the aliens, he blinked, froze for a second, two seconds, and then he began to shout, " hey-hey!"

Apart from this sentence, he didn't seem to know what to say, just shouting blankly. Thus, a one-sided massacre began, the entire J team was wiped out, and the survival instinct/energy dominated Cage's adrenaline. He began to constantly adjust the equipment, and again and again, finally opened the safety device.

The next moment, Cage shot frantically at the enemy regardless - but he didn't have any sights at all, he just attacked indiscriminately, luckily killed the alien, and the joy of escaping made Cage laugh happily. Get up, "Ha! Haha! Who is that man now?"

Before the voice could fall, another alien appeared, far bigger than the one just now, more than three times bigger than the one just now, the shadow of death hovered at his feet, and the smile on the corner of his mouth didn't have time to dissipate. , instantly turned into a stunned state.

The gun in his hand was still in the stage of reloading because of the blind strafing, so he couldn't shoot. Cage carefully looked left and right, and then saw the bomb that Griff had tied to his chest before, and slowly and slowly grabbed it. Came over, but the huge alien noticed Cage's movements and flew over instantly.

Cage only had time to lift the bomb and put it in front of him, and then the alien slammed into it. It exploded with a "bang", and a burst of silver-blue plasma burst, and then quickly slammed Cage's cheek. And the brain completely dissolves!

"What the hell? The male protagonist has also died?"