Lazy God Possession

Chapter 924: The Worst Theft in History

In the early morning, in a high-rise residential building on the east side of the Dongbin Campus of Qingyang University, Chen Shuitai, a young scholar at the Institute of Biology and Medicine, was sleeping soundly while hugging his pillow.

Next door, Shaojue's parents had already woken up, Chen's father was sitting on the sofa watching the news on a tablet, while Chen's mother was busy in the kitchen.

At this moment, the voice of "waaaaaAaaaa" sounded outside the gate, and Chen's mother called out from the kitchen: "Old Chen, 577 is here, open the door!"

Father Chen who was sitting on the sofa hurriedly stood up, opened the door, lowered his head and said, "577, good morning!"

There is a small food delivery robot parked outside the door. It has a white body and a simple unicycle structure. Two small robotic arms are holding a large food box. On its side, there are three words "577" Numbers, that's where the name comes from.

"WaaaAaaa!" Hearing Father Chen's greeting, 577 waved his small arms, shook the food box up and down and made a slightly reverberating sound, and Lao Chen nodded happily: "Yeah, it's still little 77. Be polite, not like that brat in my family, wait a moment, he hasn't gotten up yet!"

Saying that, Father Chen turned around and kicked open the door of Chen Shuitai's half-closed room: "Get up quickly! I'll sleep in after the summer vacation, even 577 is up for work!"

577 took a peek from the door, and Chen Shuitai opened his eyes at the moment when the alarm clock on the bedside pointed to 7 o'clock, and waved his hand: "Hi, little 77..."

"Come in!" Chen's father entered the room with his hands behind his back, and 577 followed him in. A camera circled around and confirmed that the coffee table was empty, so he put the food box on the coffee table, and with two small Claws opened the food box, ready to take things from the inside out.

Mother Chen came over from the kitchen with a clean rag. Seeing 577 working, she kicked over and kicked her old man's leg: "What are you doing in a daze? Why don't you help 577 quickly?" Get the stuff out!"

As he spoke, he pulled 577 to his side, and said happily, "Come here, let grandma take a look, oh, it's dirty here, grandma will wipe it for you..."

577 stood there, making a slight "waaaaAaaaa" sound, seemingly humming comfortably.

Chen's father stood up with a sigh, and helped 577 set up a few simple nutritious breakfasts. At home, his status was to fight for the three and protect the four. Under his wife and grandson 577, he could occasionally step on his son.

As he waved, he muttered: "Eating such greasy food in the morning will kill you!"

With his status, he can only complain about his son.

At this moment, Chen Shuitai had woken up and was brushing his teeth with a toothbrush in his mouth. He heard the words: "Dad, how many times have I told you that the porridge and pickles you eat are not healthy! Grains can damage the brain and nerves, and they can enter the body It will be metabolized into sugar, which is very bad for your blood sugar. Humans need fat most, and fat should be the main source of human calories. Carbohydrates should be eaten, and green leafy vegetables should be eaten. Drink porridge and pickles. This is the way of eating You're going to get Alzheimer's!"

"My mother doesn't sleep well. Every time I stay up late, I hear my mother tossing and turning and can't fall asleep. It's because I ate too much pasta. I asked you to change it, but you just didn't listen..."

Father Chen stared and said, "Our ancestors have eaten something for thousands of years. If you say it's not right, then it's not right?"

"Humans are endurance predators. Since ancient times, humans have been hunting animals to eat their fat. Occasionally, they will eat some roots and tubers to supplement a small amount of nutrition. They have been eating for millions of years... Eating pasta is fundamentally against human rights. Physiological laws..."

"Come on, what can be wrong with the things of the ancestors?" Father Chen suddenly became upset.

"Then you should eat more eggs, this is the golden food for human beings." Chen Shuitai could only settle for the next best thing.

"It was said on TV that the cholesterol in eggs is too high! Eating them can cause heart disease!" Father Chen said.

"This is simply nonsense. It is advertised by pharmaceutical companies to sell cholesterol-lowering drugs. The cholesterol in food has nothing to do with the cholesterol in the blood. The human brain and nervous system are made of cholesterol. You don't eat cholesterol. , After the nervous system is damaged, there is nothing to replenish, no wonder the memory is getting worse..."

"The circle of friends also said that if you are unhealthy, you are unhealthy!" Chen Ma also came to chime in.

"Are they experts, or am I an expert..." Chen Shuitai almost died of helplessness. Tangtang's double master's degree in nutrition and medicine can't compare to a marketing article in WeChat Moments.

This kind of debate happens several times a day. Chen Shuitai can't convince his parents, and his parents don't want Chen Shuitai to eat junk food. A family of three eats at the same table, but they eat completely different foods.

Chen's father and Chen's mother ate food, of course, the old couple cleaned up by themselves, boiled thick rice porridge or millet porridge, plus pickled pickles, drank a big bowl in the morning, and then sat on the sofa to digest up.

And Chen Shuitai's food is delivered by 577 every day. This morning, it was a piece of fat pork belly, a cheese and vegetable salad, and half an avocado drizzled with olive oil, sprinkled with salt and pepper. After that, he went to the research institute full of energy. If the energy consumption was high, he would eat another lunch and send it to his research institute by 577. Generally speaking, he only needs to eat once in 24 hours, and he only needs to replenish water for the rest of the time That's enough, saves a lot of time doing research. Even so, the whole person is radiant, can play basketball when he has nothing to do, and show off his eight-pack abs in front of female colleagues while basking in the sun to supplement vitamin D.

People from other research institutes are very surprised why the people from the Institute of Biology and Medicine are so energetic and can have a perfect body without exercising all day long, but after inquiring about their recipes, they all stay away from them. The theory that fat is harmful It is because the influence is so great that people dare not take a step beyond the thunder pool easily.

After finishing tidying up, Chen Shuitai sat in front of the table, gently patted 577's head, and said, "Oh, little 77, why do you think they don't listen to persuasion? Now the antihypertensive medicine can't be stopped, and the blood sugar is dangerously high. My memory is getting worse day by day, alas..."

577 responded in a waaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa way, and Chen Shuitai sighed, "You still understand me, little 77, how would I live without you..."

If it weren't for the "high fat and low sugar" set meal provided by the "Lazy Life" app, Chen Shuitai really doesn't know how he would live. His poor cooking skills can really destroy the world.

While eating, Chen Shuitai listened to his mother's thoughts, and then he suddenly felt that 577 was not right.

577's eyes wandered around, touching this and taking that.

When Chen Shuitai finished his breakfast, he handed over the food box to 577, and when he sent 577 out, before he left, 577 suddenly grabbed the broom placed by Chen's mother by the door, yelled happily "waaawaaa", dropped the food box and turned around just run.

"Huh?" Chen Shuitai was stunned for a while, picked up the food box, and looked at 577 who disappeared into the corridor waving a broom, shocked, what's wrong?

"Mom, little 77 is not in the right shape today... I'll go over there to see!" Chen Shuitai had long felt that 577 was a little strange, so he hurriedly put on his coat and chased him out.

After chasing down from upstairs, Chen Shuitai was stunned.

The little robots all over the street, waving brooms, doormats, tissue boxes, underwear, empty bottles, cheered "waaaaalalala", converging into a torrent, rushing towards the lazy life distribution center.

On the opposite side, a girl chased after him: "755! What's wrong with you 755..."

"Your 755 is wrong?"

"Yeah, isn't your 577 also weird?"

"My family 274 is also..."

"What the hell is going on..." A group of people stood there blankly, speechless. (To be continued.)

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