Chapter 925: The Little Robot Makes a Revolution (Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!)
(A 4500-word chapter, Uncle Ha has returned to his hometown and is quite busy, so that’s all for today, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival everyone!
As well as the ketogenic diet or the diet described in the previous chapter, because the requirements are relatively strict, it is not suitable for everyone. If you just want to lose weight, it is actually very simple.
Bottom line: cut back on sugar!
If you are just a cute girl who wants to lose weight, it may be enough to quit snacks.
If you are overweight, reduce starchy foods appropriately while quitting sweets. Coarse grains such as millet and oats, as well as roots and tubers such as potatoes and sweet potatoes, should be reduced.
If you are seriously overweight, you can consider completely cutting off carbohydrates like Uncle Ha, and rely on ketones converted from fat for energy. However, the ketogenic diet itself is a method for treating epilepsy, and there are certain risks. Before you really start, please Physical examination, consult a physician! Don't rush to get started! )
On the west side of the Dongbin Campus of Qingyang University, in the factory-like building of the "Lazy Life Distribution Center", Tie Dan looked at the delivery robots in front of him, and his head was about to explode.
These little robots are like a group of little bandits who occupy the mountain and occupy the idle area in the east of the factory building.
I don't know which little robot found a box of chalk, drew a square on the ground, and didn't allow anyone to enter its own square, and other little robots followed suit, and began to enclose territory and occupy positions.
There are constant conflicts between the little robots over the territory, erasing each other's handwriting and redrawing their own boundaries. As time goes by, the territory here is more and more like a horizontal and vertical graph paper. If sociologists observe here, they will definitely be very interested in the distribution method and distribution process that evolved, and it is also at this moment that these little robots begin to have their own social attributes.
At this time, the trophies of these little robots are placed in each square.
Brooms, underwear, pencils, old footballs, cups, toilet paper, slippers...
These are okay, in addition, there are some valuable things, such as watches, mobile phones, jewelry...
In the early morning, Tie Dan received a notice from the security guard, and when he rushed over, his head exploded suddenly.
"Lazy Life" is a 24-hour service, but because of the reduced demand, only a small number of employees are on duty at night, and they are concentrated in the night activity area. If there are no security guards on patrol, I am afraid they will not notice the little robots here at all. There was a big commotion.
But in the morning, these little robots were still continuously bringing things from outside.
A security guard squatted on the ground and said to Tie Dan: "Mr. Tie, these little guys have learned to fight and fight! Mr. Tie, can I use the behavior of these little guys as my graduation thesis this time?"
Tiedan is speechless, what time is it, do you still have time to think about this? You unreliable boy!
The young security guards of Lazy God Security can be said to be the reserve army of the entire Lazy God Department. Many of them have participated in the training services provided by the Lazy God Department after work. The most powerful person in the lazy god system is an assistant and bodyguard. This security guard is Tie Dan's assistant.
If there are lazy parties and diligent parties in the Lazy God Department, these security guards may be the representatives of the diligent party. Their daily life is very tight, the schedule is accurate to the minute, and the intensive training in the morning is an hour and a half. Eat according to their own recipes, and then go to study or participate in security tasks according to their respective schedules, and during the rest time, they have to work as assistants with several big cows. Although several assistants can take turns, everyone's private life time , is almost negligible.
However, the resources devoted to them by the Lazy God Department are also very considerable. In addition to the extremely efficient diet plan, the gradually opened Lazy God Library and Lazy God Gym, as well as the massage services of the Lazy God Club, can keep them efficient Runs all day.
The internal slogan of the elite employees of Lanshen Security is to fight for three years, and to fight for three hundred years less.
This sentence is correct.
The few assistants who follow Tie Dan are almost the hardest among all the assistants, but they are also the most rewarding. Not to mention how much they have learned, a few of them have already obtained the shares of Lazy Life. They were subdued by the security guards, and when they stood outside, they were already worth millions.
Lazy life is probably the slowest-growing industry in the lazy god department. When other industries can easily generate billions of dollars in revenue, lazy life's income has not exceeded 100 million, and most of the time it depends on Tie Dan's own capital injection to operate.
However, within the Lazy God Department, Lazy Life is one of the most promising projects, because even in the current trial and perfection stage of this project, the benefits obtained from each customer far exceed those of its peers.
Once you start to promote it in the future, if you promote it a little bit, you will nibble away a little bit, just like swallowing a beast, swallowing up all other competitors.
Therefore, the development of Lazy Life is very cautious. In addition to large-scale promotion in Cheongyang University Park and Dongbin University Town, it is also piloting social promotion on a small scale. At present, at least 2,000 families have established a similar symbiosis with Lazy Life. relationship, with Lazy Life handling all aspects of their daily lives.
There are many people in the lazy god system who complain about being too cautious about the promotion of lazy life, but Nan Ming never interferes with the development of Tie Dan. With the contribution of Tie Dan in the lazy god system, the share income obtained is enough to support him in the future. Lazy life has continued to operate independently.
The technology branch of the Lazy God System is advancing by leaps and bounds, but the expansion of the service industry cannot be as rapid as the technology strengthened by Nan Ming. It has no rules to follow, and the laws are changing rapidly. Tie Dan knows this very well and is very steady. .
But at this moment, Tie Dan is very grateful for his stability, otherwise, once this chaos breaks out, it may be over.
Now the affected people are only concentrated in the university town and 2,000 pilot families, and they are all related to the university town. Fortunately, it is easy to deal with it. If there is a large-scale theft of small robots, it will really be over. .
After asking the question, the security guard also knew that the time for his question was wrong, so he hurriedly scratched his head and stood up.
At this moment, another security guard, who was also one of Tie Dan's assistants, hurried over and said, "President Tie, it's not good! The victim's family is here!"
The hardest-hit areas of this commotion are the 2,000 pilot families. Their daily lives are almost connected with these little robots, and they are also the main patrons of these little thieves.
Hearing this, Tie Dan rushed to the gate, and sure enough, he saw hundreds of people, men, women, and children coming to kill him. He panicked, and bowed and apologized: "I'm so sorry! Lazy life will definitely compensate you!" Everyone's loss! Please understand, I am very sorry! I am very sorry!"
"Mr. Tie, where is my 577? What happened to him?" Standing at the front of the line was Chen Shuitai, who of course knew Tie Dan, and asked quickly.
"Uh, 577 and they have a little problem. Uh, they didn't have self-awareness before, but now they suddenly have self-awareness, and they are suddenly a little confused. They don't know what is their own and what is not their own..." Tie Dan I don't know how to explain it, so I can only desperately say: "Lazy life will bear all the problems, what kind of compensation do you need..."
"You don't know how about 577... Hey, 577! I saw my little 77!"
Before Tiedan bowed and raised his head, he saw this group of people rushing into the yard, each heading straight for his own little robot. Chen Shuitai said worriedly: "Little 77, what are you doing? This is just A broken broom, do you like it? If you like it, I'll buy you a new one..."
Chen Shuitai failed to get his broom back from 577's hand, but 577 pulled his trouser leg, stretched out a small paw, pointed to the slipper in the hand of another small robot opposite, and said anxiously and loudly: "WA— —WaAa—”
Then, it stood beside Chen Shuitai in a very doggy manner, pinched its two little paws on the waist, and said triumphantly: "WA~wa~hahahaha~" It seemed like a child who had found a supporter, and let out a similar laugh screaming.
Chen Shuitai looked up and said helplessly, "577, do you want that slipper?"
"waaaa~" 577's two little paws crossed, sold a cute, Chen Shuitai who originally wanted to say that it was just a broken slipper, but was immediately turned into a cute, evil and courageous, and took a step forward with arrogance, yes Another little robot said: "Hey, bring that slipper!"
"What are you doing! Why are you bullying my family 755!" A woman stopped in front of the other little robot and glared at Chen Shuitai: "What a man, what a hero to bully a little robot! I think your broken broom should be the one!" bring here!"
"wa~li~aa~" The little robot next to the woman frantically lit its own small camera, just like the woman, with its hips on its hips and its chest straight.
"Uh..." Being glared at by the pretty girl, Chen Shuitai flinched immediately, took a step back, and whispered to 577 beside him, "Little 77, that's just a slipper, brother Tai will buy you a new pair."
"WAWA! WAWA!" 577 shook his head again and again, shouting angrily.
The two sides were immediately at a stalemate, the two little robots were arguing with each other angrily, shouting non-stop, and the two adults could only stare and stare back and forth.
"Both of you, if you both want it, you just need to exchange it?" Next to it, a kind-hearted old lady hugged a little robot numbered 1284, said to the two of them, and then said to 577 and 775: "Little robot." Guy, you give your broom to 755, and you give your slippers to 577, isn't that all right?"
Chen Shuitai glanced at the old lady, was startled, and said, "Professor Ru, why are you here?"
"Oh, my little boy is so weird today. How could I not come, but after I came, I discovered something very interesting." Professor Ru is an authority in the School of Economics of Qingyang University. She is actually retired now. Make use of the waste heat to teach the students.
At this time, Professor Ru saw that the two little guys were still unwilling, so he squatted down and tried to persuade, just like a kind grandmother trying to persuade a conflicting child.
However, in the depths of her eyes, there is an almost divine light shining, which is the sense of expectation of a true scholar when facing new things.
The two little guys looked at each other, and finally...
"wa~ga~"
"walililili~aa~"
The two parties made a deal, and the delivery of one hand and the delivery of the other hand.
After getting what they wanted, the two little guys screamed excitedly.
Running around their respective masters.
But the surroundings seemed to be quiet for a while. While the two little guys were inexplicably excited, some silent fluctuations spread out.
Professor Ru stood up straight and turned to look over.
At this moment, the whole scene is like a messy vegetable market, many people are fighting for things for their little robots, theories come and go.
At this moment, a small robot suddenly stopped, and then it raised a shopping bag in its hand and yelled: "wa~ga~!"
All the little robots seemed to turn their heads around, and then one little robot lifted up a roll of plastic wrap in his hand: "wa~ga!"
The little shopping bag robot ignored him at all, and then several little robots lifted up the things in their hands.
Until a little robot raised an umbrella in its hand, the shopping bag robot suddenly called out: "wa~li~aa~"
The two little robots ran together excitedly and exchanged umbrellas in their hands.
Then the little robot that got the shopping bag suddenly raised its hand again and yelled, this time it went straight to the plastic wrap robot.
"What a smart little guy! He knows how to save the country with curves!" the owner of 755 said in surprise.
"Yeah, this kind of behavior..." Chen Shuitai didn't even know how to evaluate it.
The act of exchanging seems to be contagious, and the efficiency of the contagion is so high that almost the entire small square is full of voices demanding transactions: "wa~ga~!"
And the voice of the transaction: "wa~li~aa~" also came and went.
Professor Ru also put down the 1284 she was holding, and let it join the trading army. She stood there, and the light in the depths of her kind eyes became brighter and brighter.
Looking at the more and more effective transactions, the faster and faster transaction speed, and the exchange and interaction between these little guys, she seems to feel that it is a bit early for her to retire.
Two months later, Econometrica, one of the top journals in international economics, published an article titled "Snatch and Exchange: The Economic Behavior of Artificial Intelligence and the Origin of Human Economic Behavior", which opened the beginning of her academic career. Second spring, and new heights.
Watching these little robots start to trade in an orderly manner, after the transaction, they go back to their own grid, put down the things, and wait for other more suitable trading objects. Even if they don't study economics or anthropology, Chen Shuitai doesn't know Why, there is also an inexplicable touch.
Looking at these little robots, he felt that he seemed to feel that human beings came from the ancient times. From the beginning, they only knew how to rob and fight, but now they know how to exchange and share. The shadow of history seems to be spinning above his head, the sun rises and sets , the world has changed...
But he is a scientist of science and engineering after all, and he still has the most important thing in mind at this time, he said: "I'm going to ask, lazy life plans to deal with this matter."
"I'll go too." The owner of 755 also followed.
Several people had already gathered around Tie Dan, and a big man said worriedly: "You won't destroy my 1347 like in the movie!"
"No, of course not... We will definitely compensate you for your loss."
"Hey, there's nothing to lose!" The big man said, "Isn't it just that the children have grown up, and which children have never stolen, just teach them not to!"
"Yes, yes, there is no need for compensation, I see them having a lot of fun!" A middle-aged man smiled and said, "I am also engaged in artificial intelligence in our school. Today is really... amazing!"
"In any case, compensation is required..."
"No, really no need. Have you ever seen a child who doesn't mess around with things, a little pet who doesn't bite and destroy things? Congratulations to Lanshen Technology, it has made further progress in artificial intelligence..."
Tie Dan was dumbfounded, it was completely different from how he imagined that everyone was passionate and angry!
Little did he know that these 2,000 small robots between children and pets have almost completely integrated into these 2,000 families, and as they say, the actions of these small robots are the exploration of every child and small animal. In the process of the world, maybe everyone will experience a part, as long as it is taught and educated, it will be fine.
"If possible, I would like to take my family 577 back..." Chen Shuitai put forward a condition, "My parents are very worried and are waiting for an answer at home." Chen Shuitai said.
At this moment, Chen Shuitai suddenly felt that there was something in his hand. He lowered his head and saw 577 raising his hands and handing him the things in his hands.
In 577's hands was a pair of slippers.
The left foot is blue, a bit worn out, and it was just bought by 577 from 755.
But the right foot is pink, and it is a brand new lady's slipper.
"This..." Chen Shuitai was stunned.
"waaaaa~" Seeing that Chen Shuitai didn't answer, 577 became a little anxious: "waaaa!"
"Young man, take it here. This little guy changed seven or eight times before he got this pair of slippers. This is what he wants to give you."
Chen Shuitai took it in a daze, and 577 screamed excitedly, and ran around Chen Shuitai crazily.
"Is this for me?" Chen Shuitai looked at the slippers in his hand, then at 577, puzzled.
Professor Ru looked at the excited 577 and the bewildered Chen Shuitai. For some reason, his eyes suddenly became moist. (To be continued.)