Chapter 91 It Turns Out that Brother Wang Is Also a Scholar
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"What did I do?"
"Kidnapping women, threatening the government, and resisting law enforcement." Wang Yan counted for him, "Every crime you committed here is serious. I shot you on the spot, which is also legal. "
As soon as he heard the shooting, the carp spirit glanced at the super sniper rifle, swallowed guiltyly and said, "My lord, can you see my merits in protecting one side and give me a lighter sentence?"
His reaction made Wang Yan secretly happy. Sure enough, things like negotiations still have to be based on fists. Back then, the U.S. emperor dropped two atomic bombs on RB without saying a word, and directly beat people to surrender.
Think about it, if the carp essence has the upper hand now, it will be majestic. How can you be so unassuming when you speak?
"It's not impossible to punish lightly." Wang Yan frowned and said with his hands behind his back, "Well, it's not easy for you to get the Tao, and you have been working hard for hundreds of years. This crime was also bewitched by a traitor , I will betray you and imprison you in the Demon Prison for three hundred years."
Three, three hundred years! ?
Li Yujing originally listened to Wang Yan's words and felt that there was hope for a lighter punishment. But when he heard that he had been imprisoned for three hundred years, his expression changed. And that demon prison is not a good place at first glance.
"Big, my lord." The carp spirit said with a bitter face like a wilted eggplant, "I've been in Danghu Lake since I was born, and it's hard to leave my homeland. I really don't want to leave it. My lord, I don't know if I can relax again. let go?"
"The law is no joke." Wang Yan said with wide eyes.
"This..." Carp Spirit sighed in disappointment, "Well, since I did something wrong, let's keep it for three hundred years. I hope I can come back here again..."
This guy is really an honest monster, he won't even beg for mercy! Wang Yan had no choice but to pinch his chin, put on a look of embarrassment and said, "Forget it, you are pitiful, I will help you again. Even if you are scolded all the time, I will help you to ask your superiors for mercy. "
"A lot, thank you, sir." The carp spirit's ashen eyes burst into brilliance, and he said inexplicably in surprise.
Wang Yan gritted his teeth, took out his phone and dialed the number in the bureau, and began to pretend to beg for mercy. Feng Yuande on the other end of the phone looked puzzled, when will he punish the carp spirit?
This kid made it clear that he wanted to treat himself as a bad guy. Feng Yuande, who was mature and sophisticated, immediately put on a coordinated outfit on the other end of the phone. The one on the left said that the carp spirit violated the laws of the country and must be dealt with according to the law. The one on the right said, even if the death penalty is exempt. It is hard to forgive a living crime, and it is inevitable to serve a sentence in the Demon Prison.
Wang Yan talked badly and begged bitterly. I hope that carp spirit can serve his sentence in Danghu, do more good deeds for the common people, and accumulate more virtue.
Feng Yuande, who couldn't be entangled, said angrily: "You put a monster that broke the law in Danghu Lake. What if one day he becomes violent and harms the common people?"
"I'm willing to protect him and take joint and several responsibilities." Wang Yan's face was filled with righteous indignation, and he said with deep loyalty, "Director Feng, this carp spirit is really good, and it helped beat RB devils back then. So, even if you Scold me, and I will protect him too."
In order to let the carp spirit hear clearly, Wang Yan always speaks on the hands-free.
The carp spirit on the side was already in tears when he heard it, and was very grateful to Wang Yan. This lord is really a good man. For the sake of himself, who has never met before, he is willing to rely on being punished, so as a guarantee.
"Okay, Wang Yan, I'll give you one more chance." Feng Yuande 'raged' on the other end of the phone, "If the carp spirit dares to do anything again, I'll let you go around without food."
Dudu ~ Feng Yuande, who had been a "villain" for a while, put down the "ruthless words" and hung up the phone aggressively.
The carp spirit stared blankly at Wang Yan, gave him a deep hug with tears and said, "Master Wang Yan, you will be my brother from now on. Whoever dares to bully me, I will be the first to spare him. Huh~ "
"Remember, just don't break the law again." Wang Yan patted him on the shoulder affectionately and said, "I'll buy you a drink later, and teach you the terms of the principle of coexistence between monsters and monsters."
"Hmm! I will listen to whatever you say, my lord."
"You are already called brother, why are you so old? If you don't mind, you can call me Brother Wang. By the way, our brotherhood belongs to brotherhood. There are many procedures to be done. As a dog Wild monsters must be registered. Name!"
"My name is Danghu Lake God."
"This is a nickname, but it cannot be registered. It is easier to apply for your ID card if you have a human name. How about this, you are a carp, so let your surname be Li. The most prominent thing about a carp is to jump over the dragon gate. Hualong, your name is Li Hualong."
"Li Hualong, good name, good name. Brother Wang, are you also a scholar?"
"Uh... barely graduated from college..."
"It turns out that Brother Wang Xian is a college student and a pillar of the country. I admire him."
Wang Yan was speechless, can college students be called the pillars of the country these days? But it doesn't matter, the pillars are the pillars. Then he asked again: "How old is Brother Li?"
"About six hundred and forty years old."
"This... From now on, you will be registered on your ID card as born in 1975, and you are 40 years old this year."
After completing the registration of several key data, Wang Yan had someone take a chip from the helicopter and punch it in Li Hualong's body. This chip will generally not activate, if Li Hualong really committed some crime and escaped. You can activate the chip to track and locate him. This is also just in case.
Then Wang Yan shook his hand and said, "Brother Li, congratulations, congratulations. From today onwards, you are a monster with status."
"Hehe, thanks to Brother Wang Xian."
"Brother Li, you like this phone very much? I'll give you one later."
"This, how dare you do this? Many, many thanks, Brother Wang Xian."
Liu Baomin on the side was dumbfounded. Not long ago, both sides were still beating people to death. Why in the blink of an eye, one person and one monster are already good enough to be called brothers?
Nan Lian was floating on the water, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. This kid, I am afraid that the strongest thing is not strength, nor is it flame. But fooling around?
That vixen back then was actually fooled to death by him. In the contest with Wu Ya'ange in the bureau, Wu Ya'ange was also fooled by him.
Only Lei Hong, whose hair style was not messed up, continued to look cold, as if no matter what happened, it had nothing to do with him.
"Brother Li, I will continue to ask you to take care of this lake in the future." Wang Yan said solemnly.
"Of course, I will definitely keep this party safe."
"My parents live in Xiaonanshan. I often go on business trips and I'm not at home. I have to ask Brother Li to take care of me." Wang Yan finally revealed his true intentions.
In fact, they took so much effort to subdue this carp spirit because they saw him as a good monster, a good monster with only responsibility, and couldn't bear to have him killed or imprisoned. Secondly, if he can be subdued, the safety of this lake can be assured.
This is a monster with a B-level evaluation. With him protecting his parents, Wang Yan feels that it is really safe to do so.
Sure enough, as Wang Yan expected, Li Hualong, the carp spirit, said solemnly: "Don't worry, Brother Wang, your parents are my parents, Li Hualong. Even if you risk your life, they will not be harmed."
Wang Yan is also very convinced of this promise. Although Li Hualong is a bit dazed and has been out of touch with modern society for too long, he is definitely a loyal monster. Seeing that he is desperately trying to avenge "Brother Catfish", you can tell that he is very affectionate.
After dealing with Li Hualong's matter, Wang Yan asked him to find a place to heal his injuries first, and then talk to him later to discuss his feelings.
After he left, Wang Yan turned around and thanked Nan Lian and Lei Hong, "Thank you just now, Sister Nan Lian, and Brother Lei Hong." He knew very well that if it wasn't for their help to suppress it, he would never be able to deal with a B super monster.
"It's okay, speaking of it, I still took your light." Nan Lian floated onto the fishing boat, "It took half a day to go back and forth, but I took a B-level task that was simple and highly completed, so I couldn't tell the difference." It’s worth less meritorious service.”
As for Lei Hong, he gave Wang Yan a rare nod.
"It's all over here, why don't you go home and have a meal before leaving." Wang Yan suggested.
"No, we have to go back immediately." Nan Lian shook her head and said, "The mission of the leader of the blood angel has been judged as a B-level mission, and the manpower is very tight. The leader of the blood angel is no better than this dumbfounded one." The wild monsters are very difficult and cunning. Lei Hong and I came to support you temporarily, and we need to rush back immediately. The follow-up matters here will be handled by you."
"Then Sister Nanlian and Brother Leihong have a smooth journey." Wang Yan said goodbye to them, watching the three armed helicopters gradually go away. Then I remembered that there were eight girls on the cliff of the island in the middle of the lake.
Drove the boat all the way to the island.
Wang Yan quickly climbed up the cliff, but as soon as he reached the cliff, he was blocked by several girls. One of the apple-faced girls rushed forward regardless of the danger.
Wang Yan saw that there was a cliff behind and it was difficult to hide, so she had no choice but to hug her upright.
"My God, I'm so lucky." The apple-faced girl was about to faint with excitement, "Sure enough, prayers are effective."
The rest of Yingying and Yanyan also screamed and said thank you for saving their lives, and then took the opportunity to come up to them to make money.
"Hey, everyone, stop touching, can you?" Wang Yan was sweating, and suddenly, he caught a glimpse of a figure out of the corner of his eye. Suddenly, he froze on the spot as if he had been struck by a bolt of lightning.
Xiao, Xiaowei!
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