Chapter 716 Uncle Cannon! Condolences
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"Haha, Cao Jinglue." Concubine Linghu Yao looked at Uncle Pao with a smile but not a smile, and said in a calm voice, "You are really capable of recruiting prostitutes, and you can recruit four of them at once?" She turned her charming eyes and expressed concern. The ground asked, "Can this body handle it?"
"You can bear it, you can bear it. No, no, it's not right." Uncle Pao's face turned pale and he shook his head like a rattle, "No, no, it's too much, it's too much. It's not right, yes, there is no such thing at all. Concubine Yao, you want to Believe me. My loyalty to you can be expressed by heaven and earth, and can be seen by the sun and moon."
"Haha, I didn't expect that at this time, you would still dare to deceive me." Concubine Linghu Yao's smart eyes flashed with a trace of deep sadness, "I can forgive you for those romantic affairs in your youth. , at least, whether you are treating Dai'er or Rose, you are sincere and without any falsehood. However, what I never expected was that you would do such a shameless thing. "
There is no greater sorrow than death of the heart. Even she, who is like a goddess, still feels a little heartbroken and heartbroken.
"Diel? Rose?"
The dark saint who was watching the show suddenly felt in her heart, did Daier refer to the divine envoy Daier? That rose is...? No way, it's impossible, it must be the same name, it must be the same name. She bit her lip, refusing to believe it.
Uncle Pao had a bitter look on his face. If he had known this, he would have installed a camera in the rental house. How good it is now, I can’t even explain how reasonable it is. Except for him and Xiao Feifei, no one in the world would believe them.
He didn't dare to reply to Concubine Yao, so he had no choice but to ask the Pope for help, even if he came out to attract firepower.
In his whole life, the Pope of Light saw this look in Lao Pao'er's eyes for the first time. He knew what Concubine Linghu Yao meant to Uncle Pao, so he could only laugh twice and said: "Concubine Yao, the two of us used to Although there is some misunderstanding. But you also understand the character of me, Philhos, and I dare to pat my chest and guarantee that there is definitely a misunderstanding."
"Character? When did all the popes have character? Your Holy See of Light is nothing more than a group of thugs cloaked in hypocrisy and controlling the world in the name of God." Concubine Linghu Yao glanced at him coldly. .
The Dark Saint's eyes lit up, and she secretly said to Senior Linghu that the Holy See of Light was a group of hypocrites. For a time, she became much closer to Concubine Linghu Yao. It is said that in China, demons are considered dark creatures that are not tolerated by the world.
In ancient times, there were countless sanctimonious guys who shouted slogans of slaying demons and slaying demons. They hunted and killed all kinds of demons and plundered inner elixirs and various precious materials.
Today's Dark Saint has accepted the first embrace of Prince Rose, and used the Heart of Holy Blood to further purify the vampire bloodline, becoming a vampire with noble blood. In terms of the purity of her bloodline alone, she is no less than the Rose Prince.
As a vampire, he naturally feels closer to the demon clan.
"Well, I used to be hostile to you demon clan and classified you as dark creatures." The Pope of Light rubbed his nose and smiled bitterly, "But that was just a matter of different racial stances. At least, my character is okay, right? "
"That sounds grand, but you are just one of Cao Jinglue's bad friends." Concubine Linghu Yao pointed out, "You are the same as you, why should I believe what you say."
Fox friends and dog friends! ?
The Pope of Light was heartbroken. The Pope of Light, who stood tall and upright, and was one of the most powerful men in the world, was actually classified as a friend by Concubine Linghu Yao. She even refused to believe her words, even if she was patting her chest.
However, that misunderstanding was really outrageous, and even he found it incredible.
Just when Pope Guangming and Uncle Pao were at a loss what to do, Wang Yan coughed twice, bowed and said, "Master, my disciple has something to say, and I hope you will be kind enough to do so."
"Say." Concubine Linghu Yao had a good sense of Wang Yan and suppressed the rage in her heart.
"Yes, Senior Wife." Wang Yan said respectfully, after thinking for a while, "Senior Wife, our Uncle Pao is actually quite pitiful."
Wang Yan was scolding his mother, thinking that Uncle Pao had gone too far, but after all, Uncle Pao was his master. Can't we really just watch Uncle Pao and his wife get divorced?
"It's your Uncle Pao, don't confuse it with me." When Concubine Linghu Yao heard this, she became angry, "Are you ready to plead for him?"
"Master's Wife, I just feel sorry for Master, and I feel sorry for Master. I really don't want to see you two not getting along with each other again, or even getting divorced." When Wang Yan said this, his eyes were slightly moist, and his emotions seemed to fluctuate violently.
Uncle Pao was standing by, his eyes a little moist. It turned out that Xiao Yan still cared about him very much. I just took it out first, but it turned out that the stalk was buried here.
"You!" Concubine Linghu Yao was filled with anger, but then she sighed, "Xiao Yan, Master, Master understands your feelings for Master. It's just that this person did such a thing, Master's heart I really can’t forgive him. Don’t worry, no matter which path your master and I go on in the future, I will always be your master’s wife.”
"Master's wife, actually Uncle Pao has been very depressed during this period, so he resorted to drinking to relieve his sorrow." Wang Yan sighed and said, "Maybe he did this because he drank too much and was temporarily confused. Something like that. Besides, didn't he fail? According to the police, he was caught before they even started."
Uncle Pao's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly added: "Yes, yes, Xiao Yan is right. Xiao Feifei and I have been too high watching the games these days. We drank a little too much, and our minds have been confused. of."
"Cao Jinglue, shut up, I don't want to talk to you." Concubine Linghu Yao said angrily, then turned to Wang Yan and said, "Xiao Yan, what you said makes sense. However, that is not success and success. On the issue of failure, Cao Jinglue made a principled error and touched my bottom line. I can't get over this hurdle."
Wang Yan also fainted, the master's wife was so insistent. Alas, Uncle Pao really went too far this time.
It seems that I can only wait for the mistress to calm down before trying to persuade her.
Fortunately, Wang Yan was smart and took it out in advance, otherwise if the master's wife thought that he and the master were the same, nothing she could say would work now.
The police girl frowned. In the situation before him, he felt a little sympathy for the lewd uncle. But it was a fact that he was caught soliciting prostitution, and there was really nothing we could do to save him.
"By the way, there is a way." Saint Lady of Light's eyes lit up and she said, "Didn't My Majesty and Yan Zun always claim that it was a misunderstanding? Please answer honestly, is it really a misunderstanding?"
"It's a misunderstanding, it's a misunderstanding." The Pope of Light and Uncle Pao's eyes lit up, and they both nodded and said, "We just drank too much and wanted to order some fast food, but we accidentally searched the phone number."
Saint Lady of Light breathed a sigh of relief: "In this case, maybe things will turn around. Of course, the premise is that you are not lying. Your Majesty, I believe you, I will call my mother over right now."
The implication is that he naturally believes in Mianxia but not Yanzun.
There is no way, who told him to be disrespectful and disrespectful all day long, and not a decent person? I think that in order to temper her, he even got a happy demon monk to chase her, which also made her drunk.
"Call your mother?" Uncle Pao's heart skipped a beat, "He said bitterly, Lulu, being a father is hard enough and messy enough now. If I call your mother here, I'm afraid my father will really be doomed. .”
"Humph, Cao Jinglue, you are finished now." Concubine Linghu Yao glanced at him coldly.
The Saint of Light also rolled her eyes at him angrily, and turned to the Pope of Light: "Your Majesty, my mother mentioned to me last time that Father God gave her several god-level scrolls, one of which was 'Time Recall' reel."
"'Time Back'." Uncle Pao and the Pope of Light both had their eyes wide open. This is the legendary magical scroll. You can go back in time and see some things that happened in the past.
The law of time is often the most difficult law to master and comprehend. Even if you understand the law of time, if you are not strong enough, you can only slightly distort the timeline.
"However, that is a god-level scroll." The Pope of Light said with some distress, "Our internal inventory of the Holy See only has a few scrolls. It is really distressing to waste one like this."
"What is waste?" Uncle Pao glared and said with some dissatisfaction, "Anyway, I don't care. If Concubine Yao doesn't want me, there is no point in my life in the world, so I will resign as the commander-in-chief of disaster relief. Besides, you are half Dao snatched my phone away and attracted a few women who had fallen into disgrace."
"Oh, you are still reasonable." The Pope of Light glared and said, "If you hadn't been too lazy to go out to buy groceries and insisted on ordering fast food, would this kind of thing have happened? Besides, it's because you didn't do a good job in your life that Yao let Yao Concubine’s trust in you is lacking.”
"Hey, little Feifei, don't tell me that Concubine Yao trusts you very much." Uncle Pao retorted.
"Okay, okay." Seeing that things were turning around, Wang Yan hurriedly interrupted them and said, "Although the god-level scroll is precious, the moral integrity of Uncle Pao and the Pope is even more precious. Lulu, what are you still hesitating about? Hurry up and call the Divine Envoy Dai'er."
The Holy Lady of Light also thought it was reasonable and hurriedly contacted her mother. She quickly finished the call and said that Divine Envoy Dai'er and Prince Rose were shocked when they heard this and they would rush over immediately.
They are all S+ level in strength, and even if they don't ride on satellites, they are extremely fast. Moreover, they can fly outside the atmosphere, without air resistance, and their speed can continue to increase.
"Haha." The dark saint on the side couldn't stand it anymore, folded her hands and sneered, "I'm really worried about the IQ of you people. We are just looking back at what happened a few hours ago. Why do we need to use a god-level scroll? We There is such a person in the youth conference who can do it with his strength.”
"That's right." Wang Yan really wanted to give him a slap on the head because he was really concerned about it. I have long heard that Belika, the high priest of the Mayan remnants, is proficient in great prophecy.
Uncle Pao on the side was also stunned. How could he forget that? It's fine now. When Rose and Dai'er arrive, they still may not know how to beat him.
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