Chapter 708: Second Grade! Uncles

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"What are you looking at?" Several plainclothes policemen pointed at Uncle Pao menacingly and said with glares, "That's you. You are very old and you still don't know how to learn. You squat down and hold your head."

Uncle Pao had already drunk so much that he was dizzy. Hearing this, he became angry and glared, ready to yell.

Those flamboyant orioles had already turned pale with fear and squatted on the ground. One of them was kind-hearted, knowing that the uncle was drunk, and was afraid that he would suffer an immediate loss, so he hurriedly dragged him down and squatted down.

"And you, you squat down too, a foreigner?" The leading policeman stared at the Pope of Light and frowned, his attitude slightly improved, "Which country are you from?"

"This emperor comes from the Holy See." The Pope of Light was stumbling around after drinking, but he had an extraordinary bearing that he had cultivated over a long time. He waved his hand and said with extraordinary bearing, "Friend, this, this is a misunderstanding."

Ben, this emperor?

Several policemen looked at each other and looked up and down at the Pope of Light. I saw him wearing a torn T-shirt, a pair of beach pants casually, and a pair of sandals on his feet. His hair was messy and he smelled of alcohol.

"Hehehe." The policemen looked at each other with joy and said, "I return my seat. Where is I? Have you read too many online novels?"

"I can't call you casually." Uncle Pao added drunkenly on the side, "There are only four people in the world who are qualified to call me, and two of them are still suppressed in the demon prison. One is a person who once caused huge turmoil. The World-Destroying Demon Lord is a demigod-level abyss demon who attempts to invade the earth."

A short policeman looked at Uncle Pao up and down, and said with a sneer, "The World-Destroying Demon King? The Demon King of the Abyss? What a great name. Don't tell me, you are one of them."

"That's right." Uncle Pao squatted on the ground and straightened his back. With that demeanor, even squatting, he seemed to be an unparalleled super strong man. "I am the only semi-god-level strong man among human beings." , naturally qualified to call me this deity.”

The policemen were amused and said, "Hahaha, one master, one master, and four wandering warblers. Haha, your role-playing game is really trendy. It has reached a new level. Take them all away. !”

Two policemen caught Uncle Pao and Pope Guangming and said angrily: "Let's go, gentlemen, are you still going to be handcuffed?"

"Don't move." The Pope of Light said, smelling of alcohol, "I am the Pope of Light, and I have diplomatic immunity in your country of China."

"Oh, it turns out you are His Majesty the Pope." The short policeman said with a playful smile, "Disrespectful, sorry, let alone the Pope of Light. Even if you are the God of Light, and the **** falls into our hands, it will be It’s useless.”

"Nonsense, how dare you disrespect God the Father!?" The Pope of Light was a little angry. He turned to Uncle Pao and said, "Cao Jinglue, your Chinese country's spiritual beliefs need to be dealt with carefully."

"What are you arresting? Don't do this to us." The leading policeman straightened his posture and said seriously, "The communism we believe in."

Uncle Pao also said helplessly: "Little Feifei, you have freedom of belief and you should stop preaching here."

"Then what should we do?" The Pope of Light had a headache and rubbed his temples. "Although this is a misunderstanding, if it spreads, I will be embarrassed. Otherwise, let's run away."

"Crack." A pair of handcuffs directly cuffed the Pope of Light. The short policeman sneered, "You are so brave. You dare to talk about escaping in front of our police. No matter what the misunderstanding is. , go back to the office first and explain the matter clearly."

"How dare you handcuff him..." The Pope of Light was angry. His status was extremely high and he received the highest level of treatment no matter which country he went to. These policemen were too courageous.

In a moment of excitement, he secretly worked hard to dispel some of the drunkenness and regain his clarity of mind.

But before he finished speaking, Uncle Pao quickly stopped him: "Xiao Feifei, don't be impulsive. They are all ordinary police officers, just performing their official duties. There are regulations in our country that no strong person can Violate the laws of the country, otherwise you will be pursued and sanctioned by the National African Affairs Bureau. If you take action and escape now, then it is called assaulting the police, arrest, and escape. How about this, let's go to the police station according to the rules first, and I will give someone a beating Just call us to handle the matter and explain it clearly and everything will be fine.”

Uncle Pao obviously felt that something was wrong, and he slightly dispelled his drunkenness. Those rules were the rules he had set when he founded the National African Affairs Bureau, so he naturally remembered them clearly.

However, the two of them drank too much, and a large amount of alcohol had already taken effect in their bodies. It was really impossible to be completely sober for a while.

The Pope of Light had no choice but to cooperate honestly.

Soon, everyone was taken to the police station and took notes one by one.

"Cao Jinglue? Not a native of Huahai City? Have you obtained your temporary residence permit?"

On the desk where he was taking notes, a young police girl looked at his ID card, her lips curled up as if she was a little disdainful. Indeed, this old man in his forties was unshaven. Although his appearance looked quite vicissitudes of life, he was somewhat unclean. He has a good temperament, but what he did was too obscene and dirty, and he smelled of alcohol all over his body.

The ID card was naturally reissued later, and some important information was obviously erased. Otherwise, his "advanced age" of over ninety years old would frighten many people.

"Comrade police, let me make a call." Uncle Pao said with a dry smile.

"We'll fight after we finish the record." The police girl glared at him angrily, "You and that foreigner are quite capable. You recruited four women who had fallen into trouble in one go. Do you still take the laws of the country seriously? "

"In my eyes, of course it is in my eyes. Comrade police, this is a misunderstanding. My friend and I just ordered fast food." Uncle Pao looked helplessly at his mobile phone not far away, but the mobile phone was now obviously Not within his control.

"Haha, fast food." The police girl blushed slightly and stared at him fiercely, "You stinking gangster."

Uncle Pao was about to cry. This gangster is just a gangster. What does it mean to add a bad word?

At this moment, the door of the recording room was opened, and an older policeman came in with the interrogation paper and said: "Xiao Li, those women who have fallen into trouble have already been recruited. It is indeed these two wretched uncles who called themselves to recruit prostitutes. And they As soon as they entered the door, the foreign uncle gave each of them 10,000 yuan in advance, saying that he would also give a reward if the service was good. Haha, you can't tell, they are quite wealthy. Fortunately, they were blocked by us just after they started. On."

The police girl cast a look of deep disdain at Uncle Pao: "Haha, what else is there to quibble with? It's so dirty. Please explain to me honestly and prepare the transcript."

Uncle Pao was speechless and felt a little heartbroken.

At this moment, another policeman came over with the Pope of Light. He said helplessly: "Xiao Li, Officer Lu, I can't do this record. This guy is either talking nonsense, or he is clamoring to see you. His friend, how about locking him up now and sobering up?"

"No, please don't." Uncle Pao hurriedly stopped him, and then said with a playful smile, "Comrade police officers, I'd like to make a phone call. I'll explain slowly when my friends arrive."

Just when the police girl was slapping the table to stop her, the older police officer named Lu frowned and said, "Xiao Li, if he wants to make a phone call, let him do it."

"But Officer Lu, according to the regulations..." The police girl named Li wrinkled her nose and felt a little aggrieved.

Officer Lu pulled her aside, looked around and whispered: "There is a foreigner among the people involved in the case, and the other person's actions are arrogant, maybe he has a background. You just came to the institute, you are still too young, don't look at some people How about him? This background may be deep. We don’t have to be slapped in the face by pretending to be pretentious, and we have to pay for it with a smile when we turn around."

"Hmph, take it." The police girl reluctantly threw the phone back to Uncle Pao, "You have to make the call quickly, and don't destroy the evidence, which is the call record of your fast food call."

"Thank you, Sister Xiao Li. I will be able to prove my innocence soon." Uncle Pao took the mobile phone, dialed a number, and said with a smile, "Hello, Old Han? I encountered something in Huahai City. You need to come forward to solve it."

Han Hongbo was noisy on the other end of the phone. He said at the top of his lungs: "Jing Lue, the Youth Conference semi-finals have just ended, and Emmons and the others are dragging them to drink. By the way, Rose and Dai'er are here, do you want to come and play?" Just play?”

Of course Uncle Pao knew they were all there, but it was obvious that he would not go there and throw himself into a trap. Just kidding, if he goes, the scene might explode.

Uncle Pao cleared his throat. Just when he was about to explain the situation, Han Hongbo hurriedly said: "No, no, no, Emmons is here to pull me. I'll hang up now. I'll talk about it later if I have anything to do."

Toot toot!

There was a busy tone on the other end of the phone.

Uncle Pao broke into a cold sweat and dialed again, only to find that the call was no longer accessible.

"Old Paoer, what did Old Han say? How long will it take for him to come over and resolve this matter?" The Pope of Light raised his eyebrows and asked, "The attitude of the low-level legal workers in your country is too bad. I want to question him. .”

"He was asked to question him. He was dragged to drink by Emmons and the others, and his cell phone was forcibly turned off." Uncle Pao said angrily, "This is unreasonable."

"Haha, make a call." The police girl raised her eyebrows and said, as if she had won a battle, "How about it, are you done with the phone call? Give me the evidence."

"Wait, I'll make another call." Uncle Pao hurriedly retracted his hand, quickly flipped through the phone book, and made a call.

Du~du~

After a few long tones, with Uncle Pao's expectation, the other party answered the call, and there was a series of hearty laughter saying: "Senior Cao, it's great, this time it's really great."

"It's so cool for your sister!" Uncle Pao couldn't help but roll his eyes.

This call, of course, was made to Feng Yuande, the director of the East China Branch.

He is a local snake in Huahai City.

"Senior, I never thought that so many of our young talents from the National African Bureau could be in the top 32." Feng Yuande said proudly, "And our East China Bureau is in full bloom and takes the lead. I’m going to go and cheer for the children in person. I won’t tell you any more, the plane is taking off soon, I have to turn off my phone, bye~hahaha~”

Amidst a series of hearty laughter, Feng Yuande hung up the phone.

Hahaha~

Haha you soul!

Uncle Pao couldn't help but curse. What the hell is this?

At this moment, the police girl laughed coldly, "Why should I make a call when there is such solid evidence? I think it is better to inform the family members and let them pay the fine and collect the person."

Notify family members! ?

A bone-chilling chill spread from his tailbone to the back of his head.

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