Chapter 707 Uncle Pao Is Dead (Please Vote)

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"Come on, let's have a drink."

In a rental house in Huahai City.

The two middle-aged men were wearing T-shirts and flowery pants, with sandals under their legs and their legs crossed. They were so drunk that they lost consciousness.

"It's great. This Youth Conference was really well held. The competition was very exciting." A foreign man with a shaggy face took a bottle of Erguotou and blew it drunkenly. "The competition is great, and the wine is great." Enough."

"Watching the game and having a drink, the most enjoyable thing in life is this." The middle-aged man from China slumped down on the sofa in a comfortable and extremely comfortable posture, burping from the wine and saying, "Xiao Feifei, sometimes I think about it, I feel quite free and at ease without a woman taking care of me all day long."

These two are, of course, Yan Zun Cao Dapao and Light Pope Firhos. Especially the Light Pope, who has been hanging out with Cao Dapao these days, is almost assimilated. His appearance and posture are actually similar to Cao Dapao. There are seven or eight points of similarity.

The seats, chairs, and trash cans were filled with the remains of various snacks and empty wine bottles.

"I, I have never been married, and I don't understand women." The Pope of Light said with dizzy eyes, shaking his head, "But to be honest, I have been dealing with various major issues related to global security over the years, and it is rare for me to take a few days off. , It is indeed very comfortable. Old Paoer, I really envy your life."

"Well, that's of course. How carefree do I live my life these days? Even if I'm offered the title of emperor, I'm not willing to change it." Uncle Pao put his arm around the Pope of Light and said, "You are just too hardworking. I don’t know how to enjoy life.”

"Who, who said I don't understand life? Drink~~" The Pope of Light's eyes were dizzy. He touched Erguotou with Uncle Pao, blew down another half of the bottle, shook his head and said, "Old Pao'er, there's no more food. .How about you go to the vegetable market and buy some."

"Haha, punch." Uncle Pao, who was also drunk, said with a wicked smile.

"I'm a guest. Besides, I was the one who went last time. It's your turn this time."

"Okay, okay, I'll buy it." Uncle Pao scratched his head, took out his phone, and started playing with it.

"What are you doing?" The Pope of Light looked puzzled.

"Don't you understand, you idiot?" Uncle Pao raised his finger and said with disdain, "People from small places have little knowledge after all. Our country's fast food delivery business has reached the pinnacle of the world. The level of convenience is something that a country bumpkin like you can’t understand.”

As Uncle Pao spoke, he poked hard at the screen with his finger and muttered to himself, "I'll search it. Door-to-door service, fast food."

"Why didn't you tell me earlier that there was a door-to-door service?" The Pope of Light also raised his middle finger in disdain, "It made me go to the vegetable market so many times."

In fact, both of them were almost drunk.

Originally, according to their strength, they would not get drunk even if they drank tons and tons. But what’s the point of drinking like that? From this, they agreed that they could only rely on their physical strength to bear it, but could not use energy to dispel the alcohol in their bodies.

As a result, even though their physiques were frighteningly strong, they were still extremely drunk after pouring a large amount of Erguotou.

Uncle Pao was too lazy to pay attention to him, his eyes lit up and he said: "I found it, door-to-door fast food service phone number." After saying that, it took a lot of effort to press the phone number.

"Hello?"

A cooing voice came from the other end of the phone, "Excuse me, how can I help you?"

"Hey, this little girl has a pretty nice voice." Uncle Pao squinted his eyes, waved his cell phone to the Pope of Light, and then cleared his voice and said, "Ahem, little sister, I must be calling you when I call you. Door-to-door service delivers fast food.”

"Uncle, do you want fast food?" The voice became sweeter and sweeter, "But I suggest you that overnight service is more considerate and cost-effective."

"Night-night package? Do you want to provide overnight service for your door-to-door service? How many times can you deliver?" Uncle Pao asked with a look of surprise and uncertainty.

"As many times as you like, as long as you can bear it, uncle, cackle~" A series of charming laughter came from the other end of the phone, "Of course, the price for a night package is slightly more expensive."

The Pope of Light on the side grabbed the phone and said with a burp of wine, "Then we'll pay for the night. My brother and I haven't been this high for a long time, so we definitely want to stay overnight. The price doesn't matter, as long as the door-to-door service is good enough."

Poor His Majesty the Pope, he really doesn't want to run out to buy wine and groceries when he is very drunk.

"Oh, it turns out there is an uncle Hao." The voice on the other end of the phone was so hoarse that he was tired of it, "As long as your body can bear it, we don't care."

"We can eat well, we can eat well, who are we?" The Pope of Light slapped his chest, "This physical fitness is amazing."

"Okay, you are two people, right?" the girl said sweetly, "Then we will have four people to serve you. We will ensure good service and let you know the taste."

"Okay, then it's settled." The Pope of Light looked like he was a rich man. When he was arranging a show before, dozens or hundreds of people were waiting for a meal. What does four people count?

"Uncle, what kind of costumes and props do you want?"

"Costumes and props?" The Pope of Light said in confusion, "What do you mean?"

"Oh, uncle, you are so bad," the girl said, "It's those stewardess uniforms, OL uniforms, student uniforms, etc."

"Then get them all." The Pope of Light didn't understand, but this didn't stop him from showing off as a rich man. "Money doesn't matter, as long as the service is good enough and the dishes are satisfying."

"Okay, leave your address and we'll be there within half an hour. As for the dishes, I guarantee that both uncles will be satisfied."

After leaving the address.

The two uncles continued to drink, and the Pope of Light said with emotion, "Old Paoer, your country of China is developing really fast. This is really changing with each passing day. You can even deliver fast food to your door all night long without any limit. The service also provides different clothing according to the customer’s aesthetics. This customer service is really awesome.”

"Of course, we in China have too many talents and the competition is fierce." Uncle Pao spoke eloquently, but he was also a little confused. Has the competition in the fast food delivery industry really heated up to this extent these days?

Never mind, it's not his treat anyway.

The two of them put down their thoughts and began to continue drinking.

Maybe the Pope of Light was too loud, but the doorbell rang less than half an hour later. The Pope of Light ran to open the door, then opened his eyes wide and looked at the four girls who were in full bloom and smelled of perfume. They all lined up and walked in, each carrying a suitcase.

"Hello, two uncles, boss." The four women shouted in unison.

The Pope of Light was frightened, and secretly gave Uncle Pao a thumbs up. The Huaxia Kingdom is really awesome now. The people who deliver fast food to your door are so high-end in terms of quality and pomp.

"Okay, don't waste time, let's serve the food quickly." The Pope of Light felt that he could not embarrass the Europeans, so he waved his hand and said majesticly.

The girl in the lead was frightened by the layout and chaos of the room. She frowned and said weakly, "Uncle foreigner, according to the rules, you have to pay first." She was also afraid that these two were drunk and slovenly. The sloppy uncle defaulted on his debt and had no room to reason with him when the time came.

"No problem." The Pope of Light waved his hand, and each of them received a stack of banknotes in their hands. "Hurry up and serve the food. If your service is good enough and the food is good enough, we will reward you later."

The four girls were holding a stack of money and were all dumbfounded. Isn't this too outrageous?

Then one by one, as if they had been injected with chicken blood, they opened the suitcase and changed clothes while cooing: "Uncles Hao, the four of us risked our lives today. Don't treat us like human beings. What's wrong with this dish?" , you can eat as much as you want, as many times as you want."

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?" Uncle Pao and the Pope of Light seemed to feel that something was wrong, and they stared drunkenly and said, "This is too shameless.

"Oh, you two uncles are still pretending." The girls giggled and quickly changed their clothes. There are stewardesses, teachers, and even a female police officer.

Then, while the two uncles were stunned, they swooped up with howls.

What the hell!

Uncle Pao and Pope Guangming looked at each other, something seems wrong? The attitude of these girls didn't look like they were here to deliver fast food to them, but they were clearly here to eat them.

Could it be that because they are handsome and handsome, delivering fast food has turned into a crime?

Then, the two began to run around in the dirty and narrow room.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't mess around, we can't be like this." The Pope of Light shouted in panic and dodged.

"Oh, uncle foreigner, you are really good at playing." The girls couldn't stop laughing, and pounced on them with their teeth bared, "So you like this? It doesn't matter, we sisters can cook all kinds of dishes."

"Xiao Feifei, something is wrong." Uncle Pao felt something was wrong, "He said with numbness, we seem to have dialed the wrong number."

"Ouch!"

The Pope of Light stumbled and was thrown onto the sofa by the two girls.

And Uncle Pao was too drunk to walk, and he couldn't do anything to these ordinary people, so he was thrown to the ground.

Four gorgeous girls chased after them with coquettish smiles, "Uncles, if you can't escape our clutches, you might as well obey us obediently."

Well……

Uncle Pao and Pope Guangming looked at each other from a distance. They had no choice but to take action.

Just when they were about to knock out these four girls, they would avoid losing their reputation for the rest of their lives.

Suddenly!

The door to the rental house was kicked open, and several athletic men rushed in, flashing their IDs in their hands and shouting: "The police are cracking down on pornography. They all squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands and took out their ID cards."

Sweep, sweep against pornography?

Uncle Pao was stunned, wasn't he? It's obviously just a quick meal...

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